The concubine puts rotten vegetables to grow, and the whole capital rushes to buy spiritual plants

The "returning" emperor returned to the palace with pride.

He must try the effect of curing insomnia, so he went to bed without even taking a meal.

He happily covered his little yellow quilt, and then heard a burst of fiery female voices.

"Your Majesty, how is Ah Jing?"

Regardless of Eunuch Yang's obstruction, the woman rushed directly into the house.

The emperor is taking a nap, such a clumsy excuse dares to be used to fool her.

Who in the palace does not know that the emperor is always diligent and never rests in the afternoon, not to mention that she and the emperor are still young couples.

Then the two stood and lay down, one up and one down, and their eyes met.

The people in the room were as quiet as chickens for a moment.

The emperor felt as if he had been caught, and suddenly had the feeling that when he was young, his master found him copying other people's homework, and he stretched the quilt a little awkwardly.

"I'm a little tired lately."

The queen was also extremely embarrassed, she really didn't expect the emperor to be sleeping, after all the emperor really didn't like to sleep.

Your Majesty: Discussion: When Sleeping Becomes a Job...

"The concubine is too worried about the prince, and I hope the emperor will forgive me." The queen bowed respectfully and admitted her mistake.

Prince?

The emperor was stunned suddenly, this time he was leaving the palace to see the prince.

They sent the news that the poison of the queen mother and the prince began to dissipate, and he went out of the palace to visit the old mother and son.

Forget about it.

"I'm not in good health today. I was afraid that my mother and Yu Jing would get sick, so I didn't go to their place." He coughed twice as he spoke.

Bah, bah, bah, my dragon is in good health, strong enough to kill a cow, and even arm-wrestling with that old man Su Yi!
The kind that can still win!

When the queen heard this, she was very worried, no wonder the emperor fell asleep as soon as he returned to the palace.

But seeing the emperor's big red face felt strange, his complexion seemed to be very good.

Could it be a serious condition?

"Your Majesty, hurry up and announce the imperial physician for a diagnosis and treatment." Her people have been guarding the Zichen Palace. After the emperor came back, there was no imperial physician Xuan.

The emperor "sat up startled in a dying illness" and stretched out his hand to stop people.

Then, the queen forcefully stuffed it back into the quilt, "You are Your Majesty of all peoples in the world, you must take good care of the dragon body."

She even tucked the emperor's quilt into a cocoon, revealing only a big ruddy face, to show her caring and virtuous.

Emperor: Thank her!

"I'm much better now, just sleep well."

The implication is, you go away!

The queen suddenly realized, and the well-maintained face read: She understands!

The emperor breathed a sigh of relief, closed his eyes with a smile, and prepared to have a tryst with Duke Zhou.

Then, he felt someone slapping him.

Followed by a soft song?

The kind where none of the notes are in tune!

He opened his eyes and saw that the queen with a loving face was providing sleep service...

Is this some new method of regicide?

First hit with a heavy punch, causing the skin to be injured, and then use the magic sound to attack, causing the internal injury to vomit blood.

The queen is the daughter of the generals, and she has practiced boxing and kicking since she was a child. Although she is not a master, she has been pampered and pampered in the palace for decades, but she has a solid foundation.

The way she pats and coaxes people is really unflattering, and when the thin white palm falls, you can still hear the sound of "huhu".

"Cough, cough, cough!" The emperor stretched out his hand to cover his chest with great difficulty, this time he wasn't pretending, he felt a little tight in his chest from the beating.

"Is the imperial doctor here?" He needs diagnosis and treatment!
While speaking, the maid came in with the imperial physician.

Although the imperial hospital is not close to the Zichen Palace, the emperor has an imperial physician who waits in shifts in a side room in the emperor's palace.

The little eunuch covered the emperor's wrist with a bright yellow silk cloth, and the imperial physician began to diagnose the pulse.

The imperial physician's expression was dignified, and then turned into a happy expression, just like the reaction of the concubines in the harem when they had a happy pulse.

The emperor took the first step: "I'm not feeling well!"

While talking, he blinked wildly, understand!
He didn't go to see his mother and prince because he was sick!This matter must be settled, otherwise the queen will make a fuss, and his good days will come to an end!
The imperial physician understood immediately and nodded solemnly.

"Weichen will show you my eyes!"

Emperor: This is scolding him for being blind!He is going to beheaded!
"My eyes are fine! It's just that my body is tired!" The emperor hinted frantically.

The imperial physician took his pulse again, and after a while, he shook his head slightly.

"The minister has little talent and little learning."

correct!Just say it!
The emperor pricked up his ears and waited for the next sentence.

"The emperor's pulse is not like the usual void, it is extraordinarily strong today, and even the hidden illnesses of the past have healed, not like the pulse of a tired body. I invite Master to come and treat the emperor again."

His master is the head of the imperial hospital, and he feels the emperor's pulse every day, so he must be able to see the reason why the emperor's health is not weak, let alone some tiger and wolf medicine!

But what kind of medicine for tigers and wolves can cure dark diseases?
Your Majesty: There are so many speechless people today!

"No need, I met a genius doctor today, and she gave me a diagnosis and treatment!" The emperor bit the bullet and explained to the queen, "She let me rest well."

That's right, just let her carry the blame!

The empress looked shocked, before she could think of a word, she was cut off by the honest doctor.

"Your Majesty! You won't take some tiger-wolf medicine to make you instantly worth it, right? You can't take this kind of medicine!"

He beat his chest and stomped his feet, wishing he could pick up the emperor and shake it so that he could pour out the medicine he had taken.

The emperor also fell into self-doubt, could it really be a medicine for tigers and wolves, forcibly replenishing his body.

No, no, it must be a magic medicine!

He clicked twice.

Tonic is not so bad!He even suspected that poison was better than that bowl of green things.

"No, the genius doctor has excellent medical skills, and what he gave me is the right medicine, so that my whole body feels good!" He twisted his waist to verify his statement.

In the end, the queen couldn't see his stupid look and forced him to stop.

It's really comfortable for the whole body!
"Does the emperor have a prescription?" The imperial physician did not give up.

The emperor shook his head.

"Pharmaceutical dregs are okay?"

The emperor continued to shake his head.

"Medicine soup?"

The emperor's head was about to break off.

The upright doctor's heart is ashamed, his stupid emperor must have been deceived, he was coaxed to drink the unknown medicine of tiger and wolf, and even brainwashed!

"My minister, go and invite the master, and I will be able to diagnose what poison the emperor has drunk!"

The emperor blinked, not understanding how things had become so strange.

"I drink good medicine!"

Whether the medicine is good or not, can he not know?

The last one didn't pay attention, the queen started to cry, it was heartbroken, those who didn't know thought he was dead.

"Your Majesty~ How can you take medicine indiscriminately~ Call all the imperial physicians!"

However, I can only let the history of the hospital come for a diagnosis.

The hospital history diagnosis was quick, with white beard raised, "I'm not sick! Very good!"

A farce ended with the absolute victory of the emperor.

He was full of pride, completely unaware that the biggest battle had just begun.