don't wear no acquaintance

Chapter 111 Complete Relief
"I... I'm telling you..."

"Damn... I never dreamed... I never thought... I still have a day to be a man..."

"You... Don't look at me as a human being, in fact... I am a real woman, a pure woman..."

"Still a... big beautiful girl... hiccup..."

Unknowingly, Bai Shile, who drank too much, with her tongue out, red ears, and slack eyes, was deliberately poured by Zhao Yun, and Mu Gui, who was also drunk and dizzy, complained.

On the other hand, Zhao Yunshen, who was very sober, could not get any darker when he heard this;
Human appearance?

Is this what people say?
As for the big beautiful girl!

He really didn't see it!
"I said you... how come you seem to be a different person after you get married!"

"It turns out that Zhao Wusheng, you... are a... woman!"

"Women... girls..."

"Hahaha...it turns out that Commander-sama...is...a bitch...hehehe..."

Mu Gui, who was lying on the table after drinking, was talking nonsense with Bai Shile with his last stubbornness;

Moreover, he was still talking nonsense and laughing unconsciously, with tears in his eyes and drooling while laughing, which really made Zhao Yun deeply disgusted.

"Xia Guang—"

Zhao Yunshen, whose face was as black as the bottom of a pot, resisted the urge to hit someone and called out to the door.

"Young lady, what is your order?"

Xia Guang, who was waiting in the yard, came in immediately upon hearing the words, and saw his 'young master', who had always had a good wine taste, now blushing, with his tongue out, pulling Mu Guizheng, who was also stunned, to talk nonsense. language;

And the 'Young Madam' has a dark face, obviously very dissatisfied with such an unscrupulous 'Master'!
Seeing this, Xia Guang couldn't help but wonder;
Why did his 'young master' have the habit of getting drunk?
This is a phenomenon that has never happened before!

No, it's another bad habit that suddenly increased after marriage, right?
What does marriage bring to a man?
In contrast, Xia Guang was extremely puzzled and confused!
"U...Turtle, let me tell you...I'm really a girl...hiccup..."

"I...my name is Mu Gui, why did you... talk nonsense... nonsense after you became a woman?"

"Anyway... they're all turtles, don't care... they're iron, besides... I'm...a...woman..."

Bai Shile put one hand on Mu Gui's shoulders, talking about her sad things with her tongue out.

Xia Guang, who was suspicious of life at the side, couldn't help but widen his eyes after hearing her remarks;
woman?

When did 'Master' become a woman?

bah bah bah!
'Master' is a pure man!

Or a man who has married a wife and started a family!

How much alcohol did this drink?
Looking at the drink for his 'young master', you don't even know if you are a man or a woman?

Xia Guang thought to himself, and couldn't help turning around to look at the 'Young Madam' beside him;
His family's "Young Madam" had a dark face, gloomy eyes, and air-conditioning all over his body, which inexplicably made him panic, very similar to...

How his 'Master' looked when he was angry!
The more Xia Guang looked at it, the more he felt that the expression of 'Young Madam' was very similar to that of the Young Master when he was angry;
In other words, it's not an exaggeration to say that the "Young Madam" in front of me is the female version of his young master!

Realizing how absurd his thoughts were, Xia Guang couldn't help shivering, and immediately discarded his distracting thoughts. At this moment, he listened to his family's "young lady" gnashing his molars;
"Master Fu Mu, go down and rest!"

Zhao Yunshen looked at Mu Gui, who was shoulder to shoulder with Bai Shile, and restrained his anger, commanding Xia Guang in a cold voice.

"Yes--"

In the past, Mu Gui would often come to the Commander's Mansion to stay for a while, and there was a courtyard specially reserved for him here, so Xia Guang took it for granted that he would come forward after answering;

"Master Mu, the villain will help you down to rest!"

As he spoke, Xia Guang pulled Mu Gui's arm across his shoulders, and put another arm around his waist to help him up.

"Xia... Guang..."

"It's a villain, Mr. Mu, be careful!"

While talking, Xia Guang took people out.

"No...can't go..."

"I haven't... finished the... story!"

Seeing her little friend being taken away, the dizzy Bai Shile stood up propped up on the table, yelling with her tongue out in displeasure.

Mu Gui, who obediently walked away, twisted his body and turned around when he heard this, wanting to continue talking nonsense;
"Help go!"

Seeing this, the dark-faced Zhao Yunshen stood up and supported Bai Shile, and ordered in a cold voice.

In an instant, Xia Guang's heart tightened, and he helped Mu Gui, who was struggling constantly, to leave quickly, and he didn't let out a breath until he was in the yard;

"Mother! Why does the young lady look more and more like the young master?"

"That look just now, looks like another young master!"

"I'm blind, I must be blind!"

Xia Guang, who was helping Mu Gui to leave, couldn't help mumbling with lingering fear.

"Which...is it finished?"

"It's not over yet, Mr. Mu heard it wrong!"

"My lord... there is a lot of money... I spend it hard... I can't spend it all..."

"Yes, yes, Mr. Mu has always been amazing!"

Xia Guang, who was sweating profusely as he supported Mugui, didn't have the time to think about it anymore, and dealt with the drunk while walking.

"Even...becoming a woman...wouldn't last forever!"

"My good son! You must not talk nonsense, our young master is a man, a man of seven feet, not a woman!"

"Is... a man?"

"Yes, our young master and Mr. Mu have known each other for many years, don't you still know this?"

"My son...is it clear?"

Mu Gui, who was too drunk to think normally, turned his head and asked back, instantly asking Xia Guang if he could;

How does he answer this?

That's it!

What's the deal with a drunkard?
"Wu Sheng...has never shared the same bed with this young master, my young master...don't know!"

This thought-provoking sentence almost made Xia Guang shiver, and he couldn't help crying in his heart;
Is it necessary for two old men to share the same bed?
Besides, with his young master Wei An's body, there is absolutely no need to get along so close, and you can know that he is a man!

Moreover, it's still very pure!

"Wusheng...how could it be a woman?"

"The young master is talking nonsense after drinking too much, Mr. Mu, don't overthink it!"

Seeing that Mu Gui was obsessed with this problem, Xia Guang was tired but at the same time he did not forget to persuade him patiently.

"My son...didn't drink much..."

"Yes, yes, you are awake!"

"Wusheng...if she is a woman, I will...marry him..."

Mu Gui, who didn't know which muscle was wrong, suddenly came up with such a sentence, which really shocked Xia Guang;
Mr. Mu, don't you have any shameful thoughts about his young master?
No, this is too scary!

"My good son, you must not talk nonsense, our young master is a man!"

"Besides, our young master has already married his young wife. The couple are very affectionate. Maybe there will be a young master and a young lady in a short time. You are not allowed to add trouble!"

"Young Master Mu, don't think about it. This man is a man, and he can't become a woman. You should rest assured and wait for the woman who belongs to you!"

"The villain hereby wishes the young master to find a good match as soon as possible. I wish the young master and his wife love and live happily ever after!"

Xia Guang, who was afraid that his young master would be 'missed', tried his best to comfort him, and he was not completely relieved until he helped the drunk Mu Gui to the guest house, put him in a proper place, and patiently put him to sleep!
(End of this chapter)