don't wear no acquaintance

"What happened?"

Suddenly, Zhao Yunshen's gentle voice sounded behind him;
For a moment, Bai Shile felt relieved, and all his depressed mood was gone. He immediately turned around and headed towards Zhao Yunshen, just like a lonely cub that had found its mother and was crying for food. He was so eager and happy that Zhao Yunshen had to doubt, "She 'Have you been bullied by Chu Gong?
But, how could Izuku be bullied?
can never...

Zhao Yunshen, who noticed that his thoughts were wandering, quickly stopped. Looking at Bai Shile who was holding his arm naturally, he looked up and down, and then heard;
"Are there any rules for using the toilet in the palace?"

After secretly observing the surroundings and seeing no one else around, Bai Shile stepped forward and asked softly. Zhao Yunshen's brows tightened as he asked directly, feeling confused inside;

What else can there be about Chugong?
Is something really wrong?
Thinking of this, Zhao Yunshen looked at Bai Shile up and down again with a critical eye;

"Ask you, why are you staring at me?"

Seeing that Zhao Yunsheng remained silent, Bai Shile shook his arm and asked.

"What do you mean by that?"

Zhao Yunshen, who didn't understand Bai Shile's meaning and didn't expect any difference in going to the toilet in the palace, was still a little confused, but his attitude was very good.

"Just now a little eunuch gave me a bamboo pipe this long and thick..."

Bai Shile gestured with her hands while talking. Ye Lingfeng, who was looking for him from a distance, saw the two couples close together from a long distance away. His cold and incomprehensible 'best friend' was lowering his head towards the charming face. Yi's 'wife' gestures with something;
Then, he saw 'Mrs. Xian Shu''s face suddenly became unnatural, as if she was shy, and seemed to be very embarrassed. This made Ye Lingfeng, who had stepped forward, very sure that the two people in front of him must be talking about something private that no outsider could hear. Discourse.

Because, then he saw Bai Shile looking down at his abdomen with a surprised face, and then Ye Lingfeng, full of curiosity, stretched out his hand to touch his abdomen...

The sudden and shocking move made Ye Lingfeng's beautiful peach blossom eyes widen involuntarily, and his bright facial features gradually froze;

"This guy...animal!"

Looking at Bai Shile in the distance, Ye Lingfeng couldn't help but curse!

If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he would never have believed that 'Zhao Yunshen', who had been steady and deep since he was young, would do such an unseemly, frivolous and uninhibited act!

Moreover, it is still in the royal palace!

What he is still facing is the 'real wife'!
At this moment, Ye Lingfeng really began to doubt that the person he saw was still the strict Zhao Yunshen?

After Bai Shile heard Zhao Yunshen's words, his whole body almost exploded on the spot. He unconsciously reached out to touch his abdomen and asked questions with a confused look on his face;
"You said that thing is called net flow and is used for peeing?"

Thinking of how stupidly she had held that thing up to her eyes and looked around, Bai Shile wished she could slap herself to death.

"No, why do you need to use that thing when going to the toilet?"

Bai Shile, who was feeling very uneasy, couldn't understand, so he couldn't help but stare at Zhao Yunshen and ask angrily.

"The guests at the palace banquet all wear complicated and cumbersome clothes. It is inconvenient to go to the toilet, and their robes are often stained. In order not to be disrespectful to the nobles, the male guests will use the net..."

Everything reminded Bai Shile, but Zhao Yunshen, who had forgotten this matter, patiently explained with a little guilt in his heart.

"The people in the palace are really good at playing!"

Bai Shile, who can understand it from an objective perspective, had to sigh like this in the end;

At the same time, I sincerely admire the man who invented this thing!
"Then you are at home..."

"This item is usually only used when the palace and nobles entertain guests. It is not used in daily life, so you don't have to worry!"

Afraid that Bai Shile was saying something earth-shattering, Zhao Yunshen quickly stopped and completely reassured her.

"That's good, otherwise it will be awkward!"

"However, the little eunuch just now must have thought I was strange, and maybe he was laughing at me in his heart!"

Thinking of the embarrassing scene just now, Bai Shile held Zhao Yunshen's arms with both hands, tilted her head and leaned on his shoulder, looking at the sky speechlessly.Seeing this scene in the distance, Ye Lingfeng's eyes almost dropped;

"Despicable! Qingtian Bairi behaved like this towards his first wife. I didn't expect you, Zhao Wusheng, to be such a beast!"

Ye Lingfeng, who thought that after a few glasses of wine, Bai Shile would become lustful and disrespectful to his 'little wife', he gritted his teeth and cursed in a low voice, but in the end he did not come forward to disturb the couple, which is a rare thing!
"The banquet will be over soon, please bear with me any longer!"

Knowing that Bai Shile had been working hard recently, Zhao Yunshen calmly glanced in the direction of Ye Lingfeng in the distance, and then comforted her softly, looking like a good wife who was really competent and could not find any fault.

"Go in and save yourself from getting into trouble again!"

Bai Shile, who regained her mood in an instant, took Zhao Yunshen's little hand under the cover of her sleeves and turned around to return to the main hall. Seeing them walking away, Ye Lingfeng showed up and was about to go back to the main hall, but he was stopped by someone again after just two steps. Call from behind;
"Cousin Feng..."

Ye Lingfeng turned around and saw the sullen-looking Lord Xining coming slowly from the corner with two maids.

"What's the matter with Xi Ning?"

Ye Lingfeng didn't have much contact with his cousin Mo Yi, and he didn't like her very much, so he was polite and distant when asking questions.

While he was speaking, Lord Xining had already stepped forward, stopped half a foot away in front of him, and raised his head to look directly at him. Ye Lingfeng was very unhappy, but he still had a polite smile on his face.

However, the next words of the Xining County Lord instantly made him cold-faced;

"Cousin Feng is interested in that 'virtuous lady'?"

The words "not afraid of death" made Ye Lingfeng walk away with a bit of fierceness in his eyes;

"Xining was locked up in the house by Aunt Yongchang and his eyes were shut, right?"

Ye Lingfeng raised the corners of his mouth and asked sarcastically with a sneer in his eyes.

These words that rubbed salt into the wound instantly made Xining County angry, and his face became ugly. His brain, which was not very bright at first, also started to think, and he opened his mouth again to say unpleasant words;

"Cousin Feng, are you angry from shame? He likes a married woman..."

"Snapped……"

"what……"

The Lord of Xining County was talking excitedly with a sullen face when Ye Lingfeng swung his fan over and hit her mouth directly. She was stunned for a moment and then she screamed out under the stimulation of clear pain and covered her mouth with one hand. He glared in disbelief at Ye Lingfeng, who was dressed leisurely, with a folding fan in his hand, a sneer on his lips, and cold eyes, as if nothing had happened.

At this moment, the Lord of Xining County was finally a little scared!

In the past, I often heard my mother, Princess Yongchang, comment that Ye Lingfeng was as deep-minded, scheming, and vicious as Zhao Yunshen. However, in the memory of Xining County Lord, this person whom he was not very close to, but had an outstanding appearance. Brotherdu smiled, spoke and acted in an informal way, and looked very nice and harmless, which made her seriously question her mother's words.

But now, the person in front of her finally made her realize her stupidity!

"It's better not to talk nonsense in the future!"

"Especially the gossip about me!"

Ye Lingfeng's smile became brighter and brighter. He put the fan handle against the red and swollen forehead of the Xining County Lord with a frightened look on his face, and spoke very gently.

"If I let this king hear another slanderous word, you, a person with an unknown father, will..."

Suddenly, Liang Bo's cold words stopped, and the handle of the fan that was pressed against Xining County Master's forehead slowly moved down to the outer part of his neck, and then he made a stroke across his neck. The faint tingling sensation made Xining County Master tremble with fear, and chills spread all over his body. I regret provoking this devil with a wild smile in front of me...

The "Guan Guan" used in the toilet in the article does exist in history. It was recorded in the travel notes of an Arab businessman in the Tang Dynasty, but the name was not recorded. So far (as far as the author knows), the relevant literature has not clearly recorded this kind of thing. The name of the pipe, 'Net Flow', was given by the author himself. If any readers who know the name of this thing can tell the author, thank you!