don't wear no acquaintance

Chapter 76
"It's all my fault, don't be angry, okay?"

"You are a dignified old man, why is your heart smaller than the eye of a needle!"

So, the fast-talking Bai Shile started coaxing his 'wife' again.

Moreover, it is still the kind that the more you coax your face, the more smelly!
Just like this, the young couple murmured, and when they came to the main hall of Baiyun Temple—Shenying Hall, they all shut up obediently, with solemn expressions on their faces.

Although, Zhao Yunshen didn't believe in ghosts and gods before, but after experiencing this absurd thing, "he" not only believed in it, but also treated it devoutly.

And Bai Shile, who grew up under the red flag and firmly believed in atheism, also changed his mind after this bizarre incident. Facing the solemn and grand hall and the unknown Buddha statue enshrined in it, he also bowed his head devoutly and prayed secretly in his heart. The sooner it ends the better!
"Go in and say goodbye!"

The two stood for a while in front of the Shenying Hall, and the solemn Zhao Yunshen spoke first.

Bai Shile! !

The dog thing knows to be anxious at this time!

"Alright—"

Bai Shile, who had no objection to this, nodded in agreement, and took the lead to step up the steps of the main hall, like a real husband, leading the 'wife' towards the hall step by step.

Cigarettes were curling up in the hall, and believers came in and out in twos and threes, all with solemn and pious expressions. Bai Shile brought his "beautiful wife" Zhao Yunshen to the center of the hall, looked up at the golden statue of Buddha with a benevolent face, and looked down on all living beings, feeling helpless A moment of peace.

"Benefactor please—"

At this time, the little monk serving on the side handed over the incense, and Bai Shile and the "little wife" understood the three incenses with both hands, raised them above their heads in a bow, and then offered incense, then knelt on the futon in front of them and kowtowed.

The two of them just got up after the salutation. As the 'husband', Bai Shile was still waiting for the 'beautiful wife' thoughtfully, which made Yurun, Yuqian and Xia Guang who were outside the door couldn't help but feel satisfied.

"Two benefactors, when you exit the hall, turn left and you will see the Hall of Sending Son Guanyin."

When the couple were about to step out of the threshold of the main hall, the little monk who had just handed them incense reminded them kindly.

In an instant, the eyes of the two maids and Xia Guang at the door shone brightly, and they nodded happily.

Bai Shile? ?

Little master, there is no need to be so thoughtful!

Zhao Yunshen? ?

Really did not expect, there is such a shock!
"Thank you little master for reminding me!"

Bai Shile suppressed all emotions, thanked the little monk, and then hurried out of the hall with her 'little wife'.

The young monk who watched them off in the hall looked relieved, thinking that the newlyweds would have their child soon, so he was happy for them from the bottom of his heart.

kid...

Another day of doing good deeds without leaving names!
Fortunately, Bai Shile didn't look back, otherwise he would have hit him head-on to death!
"Where else are you going?"

When she came out of the Hall of Heroes, seeing the 'little wife' Zhao Yunshen took the lead and walked to the left, Bai Shile could not help but ask with wide eyes.

'She' naturally didn't believe that Zhao Yunshen was really going to pay her respects to Songzi Niangniang, but she had to think too much about it!

However, Zhao Yunshen didn't even give 'her' a look, and went straight to the left without changing his expression.

Yurun! !
'Miss' is in a hurry to give birth to a young master and a young lady!

Jade lead! !
It's great that 'Miss' has this idea!
Xia Guang! !
No matter how you look at it, 'Master' still looks unhappy!

Are you going to be a demon again?
So, Xia Guang, who had broken his mind, followed his family's Bai Shile closely, fearing that 'she' would cause trouble in the Buddhist holy land again!

I don't want to, Bai Shile's whole heart is on 'Little Wife';
"I said, you really don't want to pay homage to Songzi Guanyin, do you?"

Bai Shile was so confused, she almost pressed her body against 'Little Wife' and asked in a low voice, but the other party didn't even give 'her' a look.

Bai Shile! !

Buddhist holy land, 'she' endures!

"As far as our current situation is concerned, it's really inappropriate to be fat."

"Besides, it's not sure whether it will be your birth or mine?"

"Although Chubby is cute, I really don't need to worry. Let's wait until this matter is completely resolved. If you still want to give birth, we..."

Bai Shile bent her waist slightly, leaned close to Zhao Yunshen's ear, and persuaded her in a low voice.

'She' was trying to talk, but she was shut up by the cold eyes of 'Little Wife', so that her mouth was full of words stuck in her throat, and she couldn't get up or down, and she immediately blushed, Moody.

"Fat?"

Zhao Yunshen stared at Bai Shile with a glint in his eyes, and asked in a low voice, which made the person who was talking eloquently just now feel flustered and tongue-tied.

"Just... just a chubby, white and tender kid!"

After answering the words, Bai Shile, who just came to her senses, despised herself silently in her heart, feeling ashamed!

His second uncle has such a leg, why should he be guilty!
Then, an inexplicable brilliance flashed in Zhao Yun's watery eyes, and the voice that could not hear the emotion sounded again;

"You want to have sex with me?"

Bai Shile! !

What the hell?

Bai Shile, with a puzzled look on his face, plucked his ears with his fingers, and looked directly at Zhao Yunshen with a bit of anger, expressing that there was something wrong with his ears and he couldn't hear clearly.

"You want to give birth to me... Fatty?"

Zhao Yunshen seemed to have a particularly good temper, so he asked again patiently.

After asking, a chubby baby in white, wearing a red bellyband, soft all over, and giggling when he touches it immediately appeared in his mind. That cold look gradually melted away, and finally turned into an inexplicable faint joy.

And Bai Shile, who was completely stunned, couldn't help rolling her eyes skyward after hitting Zhao Yunshen several times seriously;

"With the two of us in this situation, do you think it's suitable to be fat?"

"You live or I live?"

"and also……"

Saying that, Bai Shile turned her head and looked back, seeing Yurun, Yuqian, and Xia Guang kept a distance from their husband and wife, and could not hear their whispers, so she turned her head back in peace;
"Also, we are not a serious couple. If we want to be fat, we really think too much!"

The warm breath next to his ear somehow made Zhao Yunshen a little irritable.

'He' couldn't tell whether it was because of the hot weather or because of Bai Shile's words.

In short, at this time 'he' was very unhappy!

And Zhao Yunshen, who has always followed the principle of making others unhappy when he is unhappy, stared at Bai Shile again;
"Of the two of us, I am the most serious!"

So, Zhao Yunshen said these insinuations to Bai Shile with a serious face as if he was saying something nice.

Bai Shile who heard this suddenly, didn't think there was anything wrong at first, but the more she thought about it, the more it smelled, and even tasted like tea!
"Are you saying I'm not serious?"

After figuring out the taste, Bai Shile came back to his senses and questioned in a low voice with staring eyes.

As long as Zhao Yunshen dared to answer, "she" dared to act!

"Husband, this is a holy land of Buddhism, don't get angry!"

The "little wife" Zhao Yunshen, who is full of comfort, looked at Bai Shile's frowning face, with an unknown smile on her mouth. After throwing this sentence, she flicked her long sleeves, and walked forward cheerfully, leaving behind a certain Husband froze in place with a petrified face!
(End of this chapter)