Love complex as a demon, ask that I am doing part-time job

The excited peach tree kept shaking, and the fallen peaches were immediately picked up by half of his face, and he didn't mind, he just rubbed it on his clothes and took a bite.

"Bah, bah, what is it, it's sour and astringent, it's too unpalatable!"

Qin Qing looked at the distorted half of her face and suppressed a smile. She was told that the thirteen gates of the underworld are quite interesting, and there are quite a lot of strange ghosts.

"He is a shady tree that grew up in the underworld, how could the fruit it bear be delicious..."

Half a face is brainless, if it is delicious, in the underworld where there is nothing, this peach tree has been scooped up long ago, how can it bear so many fruits that no wild ghosts pass by to steal it.

"Go on, otherwise I will go to rob first, and I may not be interested in listening to your stories in a few hundred years."

Maybe Peach Tree has been lonely for too long, his voice suddenly became emotional, as if remembering that day under the sunset, he was also a boy...

"I was not an ordinary person at first. I was a little boy under the seat of Buddhism. Although I had the fate of Buddha, I was still young at that time, and I couldn't help sneaking down the mountain to find friends to play with. That year, I met a cute girl in the village. Girl, when I didn't understand love, I met someone who wanted to protect my life. When I grow up, I am still a Buddhist, but she is going to get married, leave this village, leave the temple above, leave I……"

It seems to be a story about love, but I always feel that something is wrong!
"Are you sure people are interested in you?"

If thousands of years ago, the attitude of honest villagers towards Buddha must be pious, how dare they make mistakes casually.

"Of course, when she got married, she specially invited me to send her blessings. She was reluctant to part with me, her eyes met with tears in her eyes..."

Trapped in fantasy, the peach tree stretched out its branches in dissatisfaction, wanting to beat Qin Qing, but was bound by the soul chain in her hand in the next second, and asked coldly: "Sorry, let me interrupt, she invited you to come What are you doing?"

As if being poked into a lung tube, the peach tree no longer trembled, but after a long silence, said: "Chanting scriptures bless you!"

Qin Qing stood up suddenly and started kicking the tree trunk. The pain caused Taoshu to beg repeatedly, but he had countless roots entangled in the soil, and he had no way to move but was beaten.

"...What kind of pure love are you playing with me here, you monk with six unclean roots! You were invited to chant scriptures to protect her from marrying far away, and your teary eyes are just leaving your family. Fuck you!" thing!"

Qin Qing kicked excitedly, and continued to curse: "Smelly shameless, I'm driving you!"

It is said that people have elm heads, but this peach tree head is still unclear. It seems that only those things in the memory are beautiful, and they are obsessed with obsession.

"You nonsense! Xiaotao and I really love each other, but because I am a Buddhist, I have no chance to be together. When I go back to the temple, I chant scriptures and pray to Buddha every day. I only hope that I will never forget Xiaotao. In the next life, I can be together." Again later."

Tired of kicking, Qin Qing continued to sit back on the protruding tree root. This time half of her face was smarter. I don't know where to get a broken plantain fan to fan Qin Qing, so that she can calm down and don't have to follow a fool. The tree sets the air.

"Maybe it's the blessing of Buddha's light. After I reincarnated, I met Xiaotao again. Unfortunately, before that, I had no memory of my previous life at all, and I didn't know who Xiaotao was. When I remembered, I started wandering around. I only hope to meet Xiaotao again." .”

Qin Qing, who was dissatisfied, yelled: "Speak the key points, talk about the key points!"

She regretted it a little now, why did she have to chat with a peach tree, and listen to a story that made her angry, but when she heard half of it, she felt very uncomfortable.

"When I was gray-haired, I met Xiaotao. She was still a young girl. I begged her in front of her door every day, telling about the past. Unfortunately, she had already drank Mengpo soup and forgot the past and our previous life. Love. I originally thought that even if there was no chance, as long as I saw Xiaotao more, who would have thought that she is a cruel girl, who even shaved ordained to become a monk, saying that if I was the one who chanted sutras in front of the Buddha in the previous life, this kindness , she spent her whole life repaying it, and from now on, she will never be gracious."

At this point in the story, Qin Qing patted her thigh and became happy.

"Miss Xiaotao did a great job, hahahaha, you were wishful thinking in your previous life, and you are shameless in this life. You are already gray-haired, and you harass Xiaotao, who is a young girl. They don't owe you favors, they only owe you chanting sutras." In this life, she paid it back, what are you still doing here?"

I don't know how Xiaotao felt when she was approached by this old pervert, but Xiaotao is really a strong girl with character, she likes it very much!
"I'm unwilling, I just want to call Xiaotao again, but there are too many villains in Wild Ghost Village. Although I have Buddha's light to protect me, as time goes by, it becomes weaker and weaker. In the end, I can only listen to the old ghosts entrenched here. Standing on this peach tree, continue to wait for Xiaotao."

Looking at this brainless peach tree, Qin Qing blinked suddenly, thought of something, and asked, "So? Have you waited?"

There are only two kinds of fire in the underworld, Ye fire and lightning strike fire can burn here, this is a peach tree, if it has been struck by lightning before, it is a thousand year old lightning strike tree.

"No, but I am willing to continue to wait..."

Looking at this peach tree that might be the lightning strike tree, Qin Qing squinted her eyes, stood up, and asked, "How do you know that I am not the reincarnation of Miss Xiaotao?"

She wanted to deceive this stupid tree, and then look for an opportunity to uproot him. When she was still thinking about the plan, Taoshu opened her mouth and instantly sent everyone flying.

"Of course it's impossible. My Xiaotao is so cute, soft and cute. Who would rob you like you? Shut up and kick people. Besides, my Xiaotao is much prettier than you, her eyes are shining brightly." Yes, the lips are bright red..."

When the peach tree was immersed in her arms, Qin Qing said angrily to half of her face: "This perverted old tree, I'll cut you off today, half of your face, where is your axe, give it to me!"

With half a face, she obediently handed the ax used for robbery to Qin Qing, and she was ready to attack the peach tree with the ax on her shoulder.

Regardless of whether you are struck by lightning or not, today either you die or I die!
He chopped down the peach tree fiercely with an axe, it was his greatest protection, Qin Qing wanted to cut down the tree, how could he be willing to be cut down, he still has to stay here and continue to wait for Xiaotao.

"You ruthless, unreasonable woman, why did you kill me, I still have to wait for Xiaotao, you, don't force me, I know magic..."

(｀Д)!!
Who wouldn't!

She is a dignified part-time ghost messenger, a little sorcerer who can show off.

Qin Qing: I happen to be missing a magic weapon~