Love complex as a demon, ask that I am doing part-time job

As the saying goes, there are many monsters in the mountains. Nowadays, human beings are under great pressure. Many people want to hide away from the world and pursue returning to nature.

He looked at three guys dressed up like savages, squatting by the fire and eating instant noodles.

Qin Qing couldn't help but sigh: It's more convenient to live in the city. At least you can take a shower and go out for a haircut at any time!
When the three of them had eaten and drank enough, they suddenly took on the posture of experts from outside the world, clasped their fists slightly at Qin Qing, and said: "We are the Three Saints of Nanyun. It is fate that we meet. We can accept you as our disciple. I don't know what you are doing." How many more instant noodles are there?”

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Qin Qing looked at the three saints with questions in her mind, no, the three saints.

"Who are the Three Saints?"

The three men, who looked like savages, stood still and showed off their weapons, wooden swords, wooden knives, wooden clogs...

To be honest, Qin Qing just tolerated wooden swords and wooden knives. What kind of weapons are clogs!
"I am the Immortal Saint Kairui!"

"I'm here, Demon Saint Yangyun!"

"I will stand firm, Your Majesty!"

Qin Qing watched the show with a smile. Leng Fa, who was standing in the shadow, couldn't help but complain: "Obviously he is the Three Saints of Nanyun, why do you call him King Jianbing?"

The third child dropped his clogs in dissatisfaction and looked at his two brothers with a sullen mouth.

"I already told you that you can't call me King Jianbing. Besides, I have a wooden clog and I'm not cool at all. How can I accept a disciple?"

King Jianbing was not happy, so he dropped his clogs and put them on his feet.

It was obvious that King Jianbing had no weapons and could only improvise with his clogs.

"Lao San, finding a magic weapon depends on fate. You haven't had the chance yet. When we find suitable natural materials and earthly treasures in the mountains, we will definitely carve another magic weapon for you. If you want to do it, you can do it. Wind, is that okay?”

With just a few words, King Jianbing was coaxed.

Qin Qing stood nearby, probably thinking about all the sad things in her life before she could hold back her laughter.

"I wonder why the Three Saints ended up like this?"

Immortal Saint Kai Rui put away his wooden sword and sat down on the ground, regardless of whether it was clean or not.

"The world outside is full of materialism, and no one is chasing the truth behind things anymore. Why not give up all the burdens and practice in the mountains to temper your mind."

Demon Saint Yangyun holds a wooden sword, has a beard, and wears tattered animal skins. If you look closely, you can see that this suit was once a custom-made suit. However, because the damage was too serious, it could only be patched with animal skins.

"Ignorant child, this is a great opportunity. We, the Three Saints, are willing to accept you as a disciple because you are handsome and spiritual. If you are an ordinary person, we will not waste our time."

These two experts were not as open-minded as the king. He looked at Qin Qing with all his attention and continued to ask: "How many instant noodles do you have left?"

Seeing Qin Qing's cunning eyes twinkling, Leng Fa knew that the master was becoming more playful.

"If the Three Saints want to accept me as their disciple, they have to show some strength, right? You can't eat my instant noodles for free!"

The three saints looked at each other, nodded quickly, and allowed Demon Saint Yangyun to pick up the wooden knife and chop at random.

"This is my second brother's special skill, the magic-cleaving knife technique. It's so unorganized that you can't defend it."

Qin Qing couldn't help but want to applaud. A random chop was beautified into a lack of order. It was really a new approach, so awesome!

"Since this sword technique is so magical, I wonder if you can match it with my children?"

Hooking her fingers, the little tea fox raised her soft and cute loli face. The Demon Saint Yangyun was about to refuse. As the Three Saints of Nanyun, how could he attack the little girl? It would be too embarrassing to tell her.

Before Demon Saint Yangyun could refuse, Xiao Chahu slowly took out the Tai'a Divine Sword from behind.

The sword was unsheathed, and there was a buzzing sound!
"Look at the sword!" Of course, the little tea fox restrained his attack a bit. He said he was looking at the sword, but in fact he just stabbed Yangyun Demon Saint in the abdomen with the scabbard.

The wailing sound echoed through the forest, and Demon Saint Yangyun slowly fell down.

"Second brother!"

"Second brother!"

The two of them hurriedly helped Yangyun Demon Saint up. He held the wooden knife tightly with his trembling arms, and said slowly: "Brother, third brother, I have embarrassed you! There is a world outside the sky, and there are people outside the world. Sure enough, in this mountain, There are too many masters.”

After saying his last words, Demon Saint Yangyun fainted.

Qin Qing was a little embarrassed and explained: "I'm sorry, my child was careless. Is Demon Saint Yangyun okay?"

It was boring in the mountains. In order to pass the time, Qin Qing invited the three of them. Unexpectedly, the little tea fox acted in a casual way.

"Lengfa, give some ham sausage to Demon Saint Yangyun. Maybe he needs some replenishing."

Because the light was limited, Leng Fa wore a hat and a mask and did not attract attention. He held a bundle of ham sausages and prepared it for Demon Saint Yangyun.

Unexpectedly, the red-eyed King Jianbing raised his clogs again and shouted loudly: "I'm not convinced, let me do it, I don't believe I can't get the instant noodles back!"

He was too excited and didn't grasp the height properly. He just knocked off Leng Fa's hat with his clogs.

The next second, the wailing sound sounded again: "Ah! There is a monster! A faceless man! It's a faceless man!"

He just ran out and within three steps, King Jianbing, who was holding clogs, tripped over his clogs and fell unconscious.

As for the seemingly calm Immortal Saint Kai Rui, he was foaming at the mouth and fell unconscious early.

Leng Fa was about to cry but had no tears. It was obviously you who knocked off my hat, but you still had the nerve to faint?
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Qin Qing was a little helpless. They said there was a lot of miasma in the mountains. How could these people live in the deep mountains and forests for so long without encountering any strange things?

I don’t know whether I should say how many lives are good or how lucky it is!
Originally, I wanted to inquire about the news from the Three Saints, but unexpectedly, they all fainted now.

Helpless, he dragged the three of them together, picked up mineral water and poured it on their faces. The cold water stimulated them, and they slowly opened their eyes and started yelling crazily again.

"Help!"

"The faceless man has become a sperm!"

"There are ghosts in the mountains..."

Xiao Chahu was so noisy by these people that his head hurt. He drew his sword and pressed it against the neck of Immortal Saint Kai Rui, forcing everyone to calm down.

"Sorry, I scared the Three Saints. My apprentice was accidentally injured and his facial features disappeared. We came to the mountain to learn a kind of mushroom. It is used to treat this situation. It is not the faceless man who has become a spirit. There is no need to be so scared. ."

"It scared me to death. It turns out it's not haunted..."

Bajie, who had eaten and drank enough, also stood up and wanted to join in the fun, so he stood up slowly.

In the eyes of the Three Saints, it looked like a small mountain shaking, stretching out its hooves and running towards him.

The three of them were so frightened that they huddled together, feeling like they would lose their minds in the next second.

Qin Qing stopped Bajie, patted its big head, and continued to explain: "Sorry, this is my little pet, Bajie, please say hello to the Three Saints."

The well-trained Bajie showed the most professional attitude and slowly raised his right hoof.

Well, shake hands!

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