The Pranks of the Five Devils

Walking alone in this bustling city, my chest was inexplicably stuffy, and I was a little out of breath.I was leaning outside a coffee shop, looking up at the blue sky, suddenly I had the urge to cry, my mother left, and my father has not been found, what should I do in the future?A tear slid down the corner of the eye, fell to the ground, and splashed water...

……but

After a tear slid down the corner of my eye, I was full of confidence again.What is this difficulty?I am the invincible Han Xuelian!What can I do! ! ! !

After building up my courage, I straightened my body, smoothed the hem of my skirt, and walked to my current home.

Hey... not long after I left, I sighed again, because... I was walking around in this big city, but I couldn't find the direction of my home.Road dementia strikes again...

Walking on the side of the road like an idiot, raising his head from time to time and sighing to God.In the eyes of others, my situation at this time must be very similar to that of a girl who has just lost love: I have no energy, I can't think about it and want to commit suicide...

"Which direction is it?" I stood at a crossroads and looked at the three roads in front of me complainingly, "Oh, my God, are you trying to get along with me?????"

I stood in the middle of the road and yelled to the sky, and the passers-by who passed by the road looked at me with disdainful eyes, as if they were looking at a madman.but……

They were all scared away by the look in my eyes: Hmph, have you never seen someone in a bad mood?Can't you just want to vent? ?

It's much more comfortable to shout out the grievances. Although I still can't find the way home, but... there is always a way to go back!Yes, I can go to the police uncle~~~~~ (Our Xiaoxuelian’s thinking is still under 10 years old...)

I stepped out to look at the billboard across the road (with a map of the entire city on it), but God didn't seem to have enough of me.because……

As soon as I stepped out of one foot, a Ferrari sports car flew by in front of me. I was frightened and froze, my heart was beating, but this was not more excessive, more excessive Yes, that car "flyed" past and splashed all the sewage on the side of the road on me! ! ! ! !Ah~~~~~~~~~~ Unforgivable! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

After I regained my senses, I stared angrily at the direction where the sports car was going away, but I couldn't see the car for a long time.hateful!Doesn't he need to apologize? ! !Ah, crazy, how can there be such immoral people in this world? ? ? ?

I was about to yell, but suddenly, a hand was placed on my shoulder, and I turned around suddenly... omg!Grandpa God!Are you sure the person standing behind me is a human?

She has short blond hair that is as dazzling as the sun, dark brown eyes full of evil spirits, a tall and straight nose, thin and rosy lips...and, white cheeks without any blemishes.

So handsome~~~~~~~~~~~~~

No, Han Xuelian, in this situation, why are you still in the mood to be a nympho? ? ?Wake up! !

Realizing my gaffe, I immediately adjusted my mentality and pretended, "So what if you are handsome? This girl is more beautiful than you", and asked nonchalantly, "Excuse me, what can I do for you?"

The handsome guy in front of him seemed a little dazed, and after a while, he slowly uttered a few words: "My car drove by just now and stained your skirt, I'm sorry!"

This voice is so magnetic!Wow!It's more than that who is! !No, what did he just say, that car is his?So... he is the murderer! ! !

"What? It's your car?" I pointed at him and said in amazement.

"En." He nodded slightly.

I pointed my fingers at him for a long time, but he had a calm expression on his face, as if this matter had nothing to do with him.

sky!How can there be such a person in this world?He didn't take it seriously when he did something wrong, as if he was the victim.

The hand pointing at him dropped powerlessly, but the hand that had just dropped was lifted up immediately and returned to its original point.I glared at him extremely angrily and said, "You stained my skirt, do you want to shirk all responsibility by saying sorry?"

"Then what else do you want?" He was fine, but instead questioned me, it's too rude!

"You have to give me an explanation, right?" I put my hands on my waist like a teapot.

"Miss, you were the one standing on the side of the road. It's not my fault that the sewage splashed on you. What can I explain to you?"

The guy who doesn't blush when he does something wrong, I think this "arrogant guy" in front of me is the only one in the world!

My little universe is burning! ! !Calm down! ! !Calm down! ! !Can't be angry, can't be angry!but……

"Why are you so immoral? You are the one who made the mistake first. You stained my skirt. You have to be responsible..."

The "self-confident man" looked at me up and down, and then... a sentence floated out of his "dog mouth": "Why are you so barbaric, you don't look like a girl at all."

Ah~~~~~~~ I'm really angry, boy, you are dead! !

"What do you mean by that? Turning a corner and saying that I don't look like a girl? Tell me, why am I not like a girl?"

"It doesn't look like—"

"..."

The two of us on the side of the road became more and more noisy, and the crowd of onlookers gradually increased.

"Young man, if you have something to say, why are you arguing?" an uncle persuaded us who were in the midst of a fierce battle.

"That's right, look at you, they are still newlyweds! Husbands and wives in one day, one hundred days of grace!!" An old woman came up and patted me on the shoulder.

Shrimp!That guy and I are... newlyweds? ?God!Old woman, how do you see that we are husband and wife? ? ? ? (Xue Lian wants to cry but has no tears~~~~~~)

"Okay, okay, young couple! Arguing at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed, talk about it at home, don't hurt the relationship between the two..." Another aunt came over...

……

Seeing more and more people coming here to watch the fun, we can hardly stop it.Suddenly, a force pulled my whole body in, and I was pulled into the convertible Ferrari parked on the side of the road, and then another person jumped into the car.

Before I could react, the car started and drove forward.

After I regained my senses, I turned my head, looked at the "arrogant man" sitting next to me, and asked puzzledly, "Where are you taking me?"

But he gave me an answer, which made me have the urge to hit the wall, and he actually said: "I don't know!"

"What? I don't know, how can you not know?" I stared at him angrily, and suddenly remembered what happened just now, and I couldn't help adding another layer of anger, "By the way, you just stained my skirt. , you haven't given me an explanation yet?"

"You can do whatever you want!" The "arrogant man" threw me a sentence without looking back.

I can do whatever I want, well, this is what he said, I can take this opportunity to blackmail him, but my biggest difficulty right now is - I don't know the way home yet.what to do? ?

After thinking for a while, I said very solemnly: "Hey, this is what you said, then I will order you now-send me home."

"Conceited man" didn't seem to expect that I would make such a request. After I finished speaking, he turned his head to look at me in astonishment, stared at me for a long time, and said, "That's it?"

"Well, that's it." You must know that my road dementia is extremely serious. If I choose to blackmail him, then I will not be able to go home, and I will still sleep on the street!So the most sensible way is to let this handsome + arrogant guy in front of me send me home.

After getting my affirmation, he sighed as if he had made up his mind, and then said slowly, "Okay!"

"Okay! Let's go then!"

However, after a long time, the car is still parked in place, what's going on?

"Hey, why don't you go?"

"You... haven't told me, where is your home?"

Where is my home?Where is my home? ?Where is my home? ? ?

"I...don't know." My voice became lower and lower, and in the end it almost became a "hum".

"Conceited Man" looked at me with the eyes of a gorilla in the zoo——

"Why are you looking at me like that?"

"You said, you don't know?"

I nodded heavily, the face of the "arrogant man" was full of black lines... Finally, I said helplessly, "Forget it." Then, I started the car.

After driving me for a while, he parked the car on the side of the road, motioned for me to get out of the car, and then led me to a place—the police station.

This guy! ! !I thought I ran away from home or got lost! ! !Actually took me to the police station.

"Hey, what did you bring me to the police station for????"

"Didn't you say you don't know where your home is? If I don't take you to the police station, where will I take you?"

"You...you really deserve a beating!!"

He was about to refute me, but his cell phone rang suddenly.

"Hey...what?...Okay, I see." After putting down the phone, he hurriedly said to me, "I have something to do, you can go home by yourself..." Then, he ran into the car as if flying Inside, go.

what? ? ? ?After working for a long time, I still want to go home by myself~~~~ God, why am I so unlucky...

"Ah~~~~~~~~~~~ I can't finish with you~~~~~~~~~~~~~"