Starfighter

On the mountain road leading to the base of the new barracks, a luxurious suspension locomotive with a military plate was driving slowly.In the driver's seat of the car was a non-commissioned officer with the rank of sergeant, and sitting next to him was a fat-headed sergeant.The two of them seemed to have drunk a lot, and the whole car smelled faintly of alcohol.The sergeant was picking his teeth with a toothpick, his fat red face was twitching, he was still humming a little tune, and his expression was quite comfortable.

"Platoon leader, it's getting late, why don't we drive faster?" The sergeant looked down at the car's electronic navigation device and said to the sergeant.

"Why are you so anxious, let the two recruits wait slowly, what's the matter? Don't they dare to rebel?" The sergeant snorted coldly with disdain.

"No hurry, no hurry!" The sergeant hurriedly said with a smile and flattery: "If you want to say, you are still smart, and you can always enjoy a good meal with you. At first, I didn't understand why the two recruits were so useful. Please go and pick it up yourself. Now I understand that you are always ready to go to the city to have a good time to eat, drink and have fun!"

"Hehe, you only know it! Otherwise, why did I go to such great lengths to ask my company commander cousin to come on this errand? And lent him this new motorcycle?" The sergeant went to the car. Spitting out the window, Yin smiled and said, "How about it, isn't the girl in Sadra City good enough?"

"Tsk tsk, platoon leader, why don't you say that, that girl, I'm drooling again! Platoon leader, why don't we go back to those red light districts?" The sergeant drove the car with a twinkle in his eyes* * said the light.

"Hey, are you fucking addicted, aren't you? Hurry up and take those two recruits back to me for a business trip, and I'll take you out for a meal when I have a chance next time!" The sergeant used his chubby He slapped the sergeant on the back of the head with his fat hand and cursed with a smile.

"Yes yes yes!" The sergeant responded hastily.As soon as the words were finished, the sergeant suddenly saw a black shadow rushing towards him on the mountain road in the distance.The sergeant was so startled that he took a closer look, only to see that it was a military truck.The suspended truck ran wildly on the narrow and winding mountain road like a bull in heat, stirring up dust everywhere it passed, and hanging branches and leaves flying all over the sky.

"Damn it, who is going crazy with the trucks flying? Platoon leader, look!" the sergeant shouted with his eyes wide open in disbelief.

"Damn it, hide aside, my cousin's car was scratched, he'll kill me!" The sergeant also noticed the crazy truck, his expression changed slightly and he hurriedly ordered the sergeant to get out of the way.

In the cab of the military truck, Lao Gu grasped the handle of the car in a panic, and shouted at Hao Yi who was sitting in the driver's seat with eyes shining with excitement: "I'll fuck you, you little mouse, please slow down!" Do you want to go? Something will happen, I will have to kill you!"

Little Mouse is the nickname Lao Gu gave Hao Yi.In the recruit camp, in order to take care of the gluttonous Hu Erpang, Hao Yi frequently took him to the canteen to steal food.At the beginning, he was arrested several times by Lao Gu, but later, when Hao Yi flattered him with the cigarettes he stole from Strike, Lao Gu just turned a blind eye.After coming and going, the three of them became acquainted, and Lao Gu, who was over [-] years old, also liked this eccentric bad boy Hao Yi, so he nicknamed him Little Mouse.

"Don't worry, Old Gu! It's absolutely fine. When I was a child, I used to drive my dad's scooter all over the place. If you don't believe me, just ask Er Fatty!" Hao Yi, who was holding the steering wheel wildly, took the time to reply.

"What? Brother Hao?" Hu Erpang, who was busy feeding military biscuits into his mouth in the back compartment, asked curiously when he heard Hao Yi calling him.Since the foodie got on the truck, he pulled out the biscuits and other dry food brought by Lao Gu, and began to eat and drink non-stop.As far as he is concerned, as long as the car does not overturn and cause an accident, nothing can interrupt his appetite.

"My mother! Why did I let you two boys get into my car!" Lao Gu slapped himself on the forehead and wailed in pain.After Hao Yi got into the car, he pulled out a pack of cigarettes like a magic trick to curry favor with Lao Gu, trying to get over the addiction of driving.Lao Gu was an old smoker, and after hearing Hao Yi promise not to drive randomly, he let Hao Yi sit in the driver's seat.However, after Hao Yi used this bulky truck as a Formula X1 racing car, Lao Gu began to regret that he should not be greedy for cheap, for fear that he would fall into the hands of this stinky boy who never knew how to be afraid. .

"Little mouse! Watch out for the car ahead!" Lao Gu, who hadn't had time to slow down, suddenly saw a luxury motorcycle on the mountain road not far away, and reminded Hao Yi in a panic.

"I saw it earlier, sit still!" Hao Yi agreed with pouted lips, but he didn't slow down the rushing truck, and still rushed towards the locomotive with a whirlwind.

"Damn it, who is racing so desperately! Get out of the way!" In the luxury motorcycle, the fat sergeant yelled in shock when he saw that the oncoming truck showed no intention of slowing down.

At this moment, the two vehicles staggered in an instant, and a strong whirlwind brought by the truck running like a mad cow actually lifted the light and luxurious locomotive.The side of the locomotive actually stood half a person high, and was blown by the strong wind and slid straight to the side of the road. With a series of harsh "creaking" sounds, the body of the locomotive was scratched by the branches beside the mountain road.

"Platoon leader, the car is scratched!" The sergeant stopped the car in a hurry, looked at the body of the car, and turned back to the fat sergeant with a pale face.

The fat sergeant's face suddenly changed when he heard the words, and then he became gloomy, and he gritted his teeth and cursed: "Fucking, turn around and catch up with that truck, I want to see which bastard dares to punish me! Damn, I can't live!" I'm getting impatient!"

"Yes!" The sergeant got the order, quickly restarted the car, turned around lightly, and chased after the truck.

"It's over, dead mouse, you must have messed with that locomotive, you see it's chasing after you!" Looking through the rearview mirror, Lao Gu saw that luxury locomotive turned around and chased after him, and his heart skipped a beat. Shen had a premonition that something was wrong, and cursed with a mournful face: "Damn it, you bastard is causing trouble for me, and the owner of that high-end motorcycle must not be a good one!"

"Hey! Anla, Old Gu, I won't let him catch up with us! Just watch and see how I get rid of him!" Of course, Hao Yi also noticed the locomotive that was chasing after him like crazy, and smiled coldly , to comfort the old road.

Since the top speed of the locomotive is of course higher than that of a luxury locomotive with excellent performance, the distance between the locomotive and the locomotive is getting closer and closer as they speak.

"Hey, there's no way to catch up with me!" Hao Yi saw that the locomotive was getting closer and closer, but he didn't panic at all. He pushed the accelerator to the maximum, and his expression became more and more excited.

On the winding and difficult mountain road, the truck could not drive too fast because it was too heavy.However, Hao Yi, who was in a state of excitement, didn't care so much at all, and let the branches on the side of the road crack and hit the car body, driving the truck so that it almost flew up.Fortunately, the truck's leather was thick and strong, so it was safe and sound among the branches and leaves flying all the way.

"Hurry up and catch up with me!" the fat sergeant in the locomotive kept roaring to the sergeant beside him.The sergeant also started racing the car desperately.With such a good locomotive in his hand, he couldn't even catch up with a heavy truck. Needless to say, the sergeant was quite angry.

After a while, the distance between the two cars was less than ten meters away.Seeing this, the fat sergeant shouted excitedly: "Quickly, let me overtake him and stop that damned truck!"

In the cab of the truck, Hao Yi also saw the locomotive behind him that was about to overtake, and grinned and cursed: "Damn, the chase is pretty fast!" At this moment, the mountain road ahead suddenly turned sharply downward, Haoyi's eyes lit up immediately, and he manipulated the truck more quickly with his hands.

Next, a scene that surprised everyone appeared.The big truck suddenly sank, the body of the truck almost rubbed against the ground, and then suddenly slowed down and turned sideways, making a very chic drifting movement, drawing a strange arc, and a huge cloud of smoke was raised. Sliding along the sharp turn of the mountain road.

When the truck made this series of movements, the locomotive following behind was blocked by the huge truck body and the smoke and dust raised when the truck sank rapidly, so they didn't notice a sharp turn ahead.When the truck successfully completed its drifting motion and slid into another straight road, the sergeant inside the locomotive finally saw the road ahead, but it was too late.

"Ah!" Accompanied by the sudden pale-faced sergeant and the fat sergeant's two exclamations and screams, as well as a crackling sound, the locomotive rushed straight into the jungle beside the road.A burst of white smoke rose, and the wretched locomotive body was sandwiched between two big tree trunks, and the two people in the car also fainted due to the violent collision.

"Yahhoo!" Seeing in the rearview mirror that he finally got rid of the locomotive, Haoyi let out a ghostly scream, let go of his hands excitedly, and began to dance his own dance while twisting his buttocks on the driver's seat.

"You bastard, don't die!" Lao Gu on the side had just recovered from this thrilling performance. Yi held the steering wheel and scolded with a grim face: "I haven't lived enough yet, don't give me up so early!"

An hour later, the three of Haoyi finally arrived in the city.Because Lao Gu was going to buy food, he kicked the two out of the car and asked them to find a way to find the station of the 9th Maintenance Company by themselves.

"Little mouse, you two go find it yourself! However, I have a trick, maybe you can go to the company to report without much effort!" Before leaving, Lao Gu poked his head out of the car with a sly gleam in his eyes. , Said to Hao Yi and the others.

"F*ck, old Gu, don't go around! If you have any tricks, tell me!" Haoyi asked excitedly when he heard it.

"Hey, I want to hear it!" Lao Gu put on a cunning face, and said with a smile: "Okay, I will teach you! You two go to a place to make trouble, it's better to make it louder, so that you can immediately The military police are here to take you back to the company! Don’t thank me, bye bye you two brats!” After speaking, Lao Gu quickly retreated into the car, and before Haoyi and Haoyi could react, he slammed the accelerator and ran away up.

"Brother Hao, what a great idea!" Hu Erpang said stupidly.

"Boom!" Hao Yi, who had come to his senses, suddenly gave Hu Erpang a shudder, and cursed: "You are so tall! Damn it, is it okay to be caught by the military police? This old man is obviously a fool." Us! You foodie!" After finishing speaking, Hao Yi pointed at the back of the old truck and yelled, "You heartless old man, you want to cheat me!"

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