Starfighter

In the confinement room of the 9th Maintenance Company, Hu Erpang, who was in his sleep, snored vigorously. It seemed that he was born with nothing to worry about. As long as he had enough food and drink, he could sleep peacefully anywhere.On the contrary, Haoyi was a little anxious, wandering back and forth in the barren confinement room.

As soon as they came to the company to report, the two were locked up by the company commander on the grounds that they had acted without authorization for 24 hours and their whereabouts were unknown.Thinking of this, Hao Yi became inexplicably angry.However, even though he knew that the company commander had avenged his personal revenge and found a reason to express his own anger, Hao Yi had no choice but to bear the anger.

After Zhao Jiakun brought Hao Yi into the office of company commander Li Yi, he regretted it a bit, because he seemed to be still angry when he saw Li Yizheng's face was livid.At this time, taking Haoyi and the two to report will undoubtedly lead to bad luck.Although he had just met Hao Yi, the two new recruits, Zhao Jiakun faintly liked these two young soldiers.Although Hao Yi is a little glib, he can make people feel unrestrained, and Hu Erpang's honesty is even more similar to him.Zhao Jiakun also didn't want these two recruits to bear the anger of a certain officer for no reason.

Sure enough, when Li Yi learned that Haoyi and Haoyi were the two recruits that his cousin Li Yuangao was going to pick up, Li Yi's face instantly became even uglier. "Second class soldiers Haoyi and Hu Liangtao! You two are late for reporting, and the company commander will punish you for three days of confinement!" Li Yi angrily slapped Haoyi's order on the table, stood up and shouted.

"Late?" Hao Yi, who never knew how to write the word "fear" since he was a child, ignored the furious Li Yi, but tilted his head to look at the transfer order on the table, and said, "But the company commander, this transfer order is on the way." It says, within 48 hours, report to the respective companies. From yesterday to now, no more than [-] hours!"

When Haoyi opened his mouth, Zhao Jiakun who was on the side gave him good-natured winks, but Haoyi acted as if he didn't see it, and continued to defend himself.When Haoyi finished speaking, Zhao Jiakun secretly thought that it was bad, it was over, and now these two boys might not be as simple as confinement.

"You! How dare you talk back, little bastard!" Li Yi, the company commander, choked on Hao Yi for a moment, cursed angrily, and paced back and forth behind the desk anxiously.

"Okay, even if you are not late for the report! But you did not wait for the special car sent to pick you up, but instead acted privately, and your whereabouts were unknown for 24 hours! On this point, this company commander can punish you!" Li Yi suddenly thought of another Reason, gritted his teeth and ordered: "Second class soldiers Haoyi and Hu Liangtao, you two acted without authorization for 24 hours without knowing whereabouts, which violated the military discipline of our company! Now the company commander announces that you will be fined for three days in confinement, plus cleaning the toilets of the whole company once." Worship! Also, each write an in-depth inspection and hand it in!"

"What?" Hao Yi opened his mouth wide in shock and lost his voice.He didn't expect that his immediate boss in front of him could come up with such a seemingly reasonable but rather far-fetched reason, which can be called shameless.

"What? Do you think the punishment is too light? Then the company commander will add more?" Li Yi raised his brows and said in a cold voice.

"Company commander, company commander, calm down! Hehe, then I'll send these two recruits to the confinement room right away! You always calm down!" Zhao Jiakun, who was originally simple and honest, actually squeezed out a flattering smile in desperation. Persuade.

"Hmph, let these two bastards get away with me!" Li Yi waved his hand and ordered Zhao Jiakun.

In this way, Haoyi and Haoyi were inexplicably locked up.Although Hao Yi knew that the cause of the incident was indeed caused by his racing with that fat sergeant, that shit company commander also blamed himself for his car being destroyed.But having said that, the company commander and the fat sergeant didn't even know that they were driving the truck at the time, so "inexplicably" venting their anger on themselves really made Haoyi a little angry.

"Damn it, does this mean that the first rank of officials crushes people to death? Damn, I will definitely be a generalissimo in the future, and then, hehe, I will directly lock you up for three hundred days! Oh no, it's too little, three Qiantian is more enjoyable!" Hao Yi said indignantly in his heart.

During the three days when the two of them were in confinement, thanks to the special care of the kind-hearted squad leader Zhao Jiakun, the two of them were not very hungry.Three days later, the fat sergeant Li Yuangao led Haoyi and Haoyi to clean the toilet again.The toilets in the base were originally cleaned by fully automated intelligent machines.However, in order to preserve this way of punishing soldiers, the company commander Li Yi ordered the removal of these machines, and specially assigned the soldiers who were punished on weekdays to be responsible for cleaning the toilets.

"Brother Hao, why do I feel that this day is more difficult than when I was in the new barracks!" Hu Erpang, who was following Hao Yi with a bucket and a mop, cried bitterly.Although the entire company has only about a hundred people, there are more than a dozen public toilets alone, and the perverted company commander actually ordered that they be cleaned every morning, noon and night.Calculated in this way, the two of Haoyi would spend almost all day in the toilet.Smelling the foul smell in the toilet all day long, Hu Erpang, who usually has a poor appetite, lost his appetite to eat, let alone snacks.

"Er Fatty, don't worry, Brother Hao, I will kill these perverted guys sooner or later!" Hao Yi stopped the mop in his hand, turned back to comfort Hu Erpang.

At this time, there was a "buzz", and the automatic door of the toilet opened, and the fat sergeant Li Yuangao walked in with a few non-commissioned officers swaggeringly.

"Second class soldier, have you finished cleaning the toilet? The platoon leader wants to use the toilet!" A sergeant behind Li Yuangao raised his head and asked Hao Yi and the others.

"Report to the platoon leader! This toilet has been cleaned up, please use it!" Hao Yi had an idea when he heard the words, and suddenly stamped the mop in his hand on the ground, and replied loudly.The mop head was already full of dirty water, but when Hao Yi stomped it violently, the dirty water splashed in all directions.Although the splash was not high, it still splashed Li Yuangao and his trousers and uppers all over the place, and since Haoyi and the others were wearing special high water boots, they naturally didn't care.

"You!" The chubby Li Yuangao was startled by Hao Yi's action, and seeing dirty water everywhere on his trousers and shoe uppers, his small eyes widened with anger, and he scolded: "Second class Hao Yi, what do you mean by cleaning up? The uppers of the platoon captains have been stained by you! Now I order you to wipe clean the boots of the platoon captains immediately!"

"Report to the platoon leader, your military boots are not part of this toilet, so I have no obligation to scrub them!" Hao Yi replied with his head raised neither humble nor overbearing.

"You! You dare to disobey the order of the platoon leader. Be careful that the platoon leader will sue you for negligence!" Hao Yi was so angry that Li Yuangao's fat face shook, and he cursed angrily.

"Uh, that's all right! Stand up, platoon leader!" Hao Yi rolled his eyes and replied.

"Hey, kid, you're smart!" Li Yuangao stretched out his feet contentedly, and only waited for Haoyi to come up and scrub.However, what he didn't expect was that Hao Yi rushed towards his military boots with a mop in hand.

"What are you doing?" Li Yuangao quickly retracted his feet in fright, looking at the dirty mop head and exclaimed.

"Shine your shoes!" Hao Yi said stupidly on purpose.

"Nonsense! How can someone use a mop to polish shoes?!" Li Yuangao scolded with a pale face.

"But, platoon leader, there are only mops and cleaning tools in this toilet! How about I use the toilet brush to clean it for you?" Hao Yi said pretending to be innocent.

"You, you, dare, dare to humiliate this platoon leader! Let me tell you, I... Ouch!" Li Yuangao was once again stuttered by Hao Yi's anger, and when he was about to threaten to complain to the company commander, he suddenly felt a pain in his stomach. The pain was so painful that Li Yuangao hugged his chubby belly and yelled, "I'll go to the toilet first, and I'll settle the score with you later!" After speaking, he rushed to the side to squat down.

"Boy, if you dare to offend Platoon Leader Li, just wait, you will suffer!" The sergeants brought by Li Yuangao gloated at Haoyi and Haoyi. He whispered a warning to Haoyi.

"Hmph!" Hao Yi didn't agree with this, and snorted coldly with his nostrils turned to the sky.At this time, there was a smell of bad smell, and there was a loud noise from Li Yuangao's crouching position, accompanied by Li Yuangao's comfortable groans.

Hearing Li Yuangao's voice, Hao Yi's mind flashed, and another thought of killing people popped up.Immediately afterwards, without everyone noticing, a faint wave spread from Haoyi's body to Li Yuangao's crouching position.

"Boom! Crash!" Then there was a muffled sound, accompanied by Li Yuangao's miserable howl of "Ah", a string of dirty water mixed with feces and urine rushed up to the ceiling like a fountain.Everyone was so frightened that they hurriedly and subconsciously fled in all directions.

"Oh my god! Help! There's a bomb in the toilet!" Then everyone saw Li Yuangao jumping out of his squatting position like a fat pig running for his life with his trousers up.Looking at his situation, it seems that he was thrown into a cesspit, and just crawled out, as embarrassing as he could be.There were still lumps of rice sticking to his fat white butt, and all kinds of filth were dotted all over his body, and a strong stench radiated out.

"Platoon leader, the toilet must be out of order, it can't be a bomb!" Li Yuangao's attendants also held their noses and dared not approach Li Yuangao at this time, and only said from a distance.

"His mother's second-class soldier Haoyi, is it your fault? Why does the toilet break down when I go to the toilet!" After being reminded by his followers, Li Yuangao suddenly became "cheerful and cheerful", holding his trousers in one hand and pointing Watching Haoyi curse aggressively.

"Platoon leader, I am wronged, how can I make the toilet break down suddenly when you are always going to the toilet!" Hao Yi argued with a "mourning" face.

"I don't care, it's your responsibility anyway! Brothers, beat these two bastards for me!" Perhaps because he was dizzy with anger, or perhaps to cover up his embarrassment, Li Yuangao sternly yelled at the followers.

"Er Fatty, fuck you! Damn it, if I don't mess with you, you'll mess with me instead! Don't think that I'm a soft persimmon!" Hao Yi saw Li Yuangao's henchmen responding and wanted to pounce on him, knowing that now I can't show weakness anymore, otherwise I will be beaten in vain, so I made up my mind, raised the mop with dirty water in my hand, and greeted Hu Erpang behind him: "Damn, give these bastards a taste of the dirty toilet. water!"

"De Ling!" Hu Erpang, who had been languid at first, suddenly regained his energy, agreed excitedly, and then picked up a bucket full of dirty water, as if to throw it at Li Yuangao and others!

"You! Okay, you are cruel! I will go to the company commander and sue you for disobeying orders, neglecting your duties and deliberately insulting your superiors!" Seeing this, Li Yuangao could only curse through gritted teeth, then pulled up his trousers, turned around, and was about to go out angrily. .

"Platoon leader, should we take a shower first!" The sergeant at the side kindly reminded in a low voice.

"Get out!" Li Yuangao stared at his little eyes and cursed angrily!

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