Starfighter

After finally being "released after serving their sentence", Haoyi and Yi finally returned to the establishment and were assigned to the squad led by Zhao Jiakun, who was responsible for the maintenance of cc010 siege tanks.

When Haoyi touched these cold big guys with his own hands, there was an inexplicable impulse in his heart, he just wanted to drive such giant steel beasts on a rampage on the battlefield.Driven by four sets of special crawlers with suspension devices, a plasma cannon that can be converted according to different combat tasks, and the mighty and vigorous shape of the siege tank, Haoyi was deeply attracted.

"Tsk tsk tsk, if you can drive this sturdy big guy around with your own hands, how enjoyable it would be!" Looking up at the huge monster shining with a cold metal light, the corner of Haoyi's mouth smirked unconsciously. come out.

"Hao Yi, why are you standing there stupidly? Hurry up and help!" Zhao Jiakun, who was working under the tank, bared his head and yelled, tilting his head.For this newly assigned recruit, Zhao Jiakun gradually became a little confused. His appearance was ordinary but he was always eccentric. He would occasionally flatter and flatter others without making people feel disgusted, and he was often a little inexplicable. action posture.Just like just now, this guy stood in front of the tank for a full one or two ten minutes.If he hadn't been betrayed deeply by that expression with shining eyes and drooling lips, outsiders would definitely think that he was a sentinel on guard.

"Ah, come here, sir!" Hao Yi woke up, kicked Hu Erpang, who was sitting on the ground leaning against his leg and dozing off, and ran over .

Maybe it's because he spent every day in his father's motorcycle repair company when he was a child, Hao Yi seems to have an extraordinary talent for the work of maintenance soldiers.Faced with the extremely complicated internal structure of the siege tank, even the squad leader Zhao Jiakun, who is a maintenance veteran, would often encounter difficulties. However, as long as Haoyi touched it a few times with his own hands, he could quickly find out the fault.Because of this, the efficiency of Haoyi's maintenance team was several times higher than that of other teams, which attracted Zhao Jiakun and other veterans to praise Haoyi.

"What's the point? Back then, when I was eight years old, I was able to dismantle a new motorcycle to pieces!" Hao Yi boasted to a group of maintenance soldiers during a break and chat.

"Wow, so powerful? Then what happened?" A maintenance soldier asked curiously.

"Later? Uh..." Haoyi scratched his head embarrassingly, and said with a smirk: "Even my father couldn't reassemble the locomotive, so he was so angry that the old man beat me up and paid me It's a brand new locomotive!"

"Cut! It turns out that they can only dismantle but not repair!" The maintenance soldiers raised their right middle fingers contemptuously, and scorned Haoyi.

"Uh, Haoyi, can you be more gentle with these tanks and locomotives from now on?" Squad leader Zhao Jiakun said worriedly: "Don't be a motherfucker, take the whole tank apart and then you can't put it back together again. If that's the case If not, the company commander must kill us alive!"

"Alright, monitor! Don't you worry about my work?" Hao Yi patted Zhao Jiakun and said proudly.

"Cut!" This time even Zhao Jiakun and Hu Erpang raised their middle fingers together with the others, scorning Haoyi fiercely.

After getting along for a period of time, Hao Yi also learned a lot of inside stories about the 9th maintenance company from Zhao Jiakun and other veterans.Li Yi, the company commander, is a distant relative of a high-ranking official in the logistics headquarters of the group army. He came to the 9th maintenance company just to get some qualifications, so that he can make a career in the future.That fat sergeant, Li Yuangao, is Li Yi's cousin, who idles around all day and doesn't have to do any work.Li Yuangao led a group of followers to form a "****". Apart from eating, drinking, having fun, and bullying other honest soldiers in the company, he was looking for opportunities to mix with other companies with female soldiers, such as the medical company, to molest female soldiers. .

What made Haoyi even more angry was that Li Yi actually used his powers and often withheld the military pay and subsidies of his soldiers. His new motorcycle that was indirectly destroyed by Haoyi was bought by Li Yi with the stolen money he had pocketed.

"Damn, don't you guys want to report that guy to the military police?" Hao Yi said angrily.

"Report?" Zhao Jiakun shook his head with a wry smile and said, "Who would dare? One is that Li Yi has the final say on the entire company, and no one wants to touch this bad luck. Second, hey... the federal army is actually corrupt It’s not the same anymore, it’s not just him like Li Yi!” Zhao Jiakun patted Haoyi on the shoulder with a vicissitudes of life and persuaded him: “Young man, don’t think too much, honestly, you have been in the military for three years, go home and marry Have a good time, my wife!"

"Uh..." Hao Yi stared, but didn't know what to say.

In this way, Hao Yi, who was originally ambitious, had no choice but to become the leading soldier in the maintenance company.However, he is restless in his bones, and he will always make some noises, which makes the whole company often run wild.Of course, Haoyi's spearheads are mainly aimed at the company commander who is corrupt and perverts the law, and Li Yuangao, who is arrogant and deceitful.

For example, he secretly tampered with the camp bed where Li Yuangao slept, causing this fat man who weighed more than 180 kilograms to collapse the entire bed when he slept until midnight.Let the entire company's dormitory area shake like an earthquake.Another time, Hao Yi secretly installed a seat ejection device in the mecha for the company commander's car, and connected the starting circuit of the locomotive with the ejection device in series.So, when the unwitting company commander started the car, a burst of white smoke rose, and the poor Li Yi was ejected to the roof of the base with a miserable scream in an instant, enjoying a thrilling bungee jumping for free.Although the company commander landed unscathed due to the parachute deceleration equipment installed on the ejection device, Li Yi, who was recovering, was still furious and ordered to investigate who had tampered with his locomotive.

Under the deliberate cover of some comrades, Haoyi escaped disaster many times without any danger.However, he still "unrepentantly" looked for opportunities to play tricks on the company commander and Li Yuangao.Some maintenance soldiers who vaguely knew Haoyi's "brave action" gradually admired this bold second-class soldier.

However, one day later, an unintentional mistake by Hu Erpang almost caused Haoyi a "catastrophe". Although it was an unintentional move, it almost ruined the military careers of both Haoyi and Hu Liangtao.

On that day, Lieutenant General Bross, the head of the Army Group Headquarters, suddenly came to the 9th Maintenance Company for inspection.At that time, Hao Yi and Zhao Jiakun were doing maintenance in the cab of a newly arrived siege tank.

"Old Zhao, why do you think that the lieutenant general who is not dead (the nickname Haoyi gave Bross) suddenly came to our company to inspect?" Haoyi, who had just finished the repair work, fiddled with the holographic periscope in the cockpit boredly. , observing the scene outside the chariot.

"I don't know, maybe it's the credit of Li Yi's distant relatives in the headquarters. You know, once the minister came to our company to inspect, it would invisibly increase the capital for Li Yi's future promotion!" Zhao Jiakun wiped his forehead Sweat, said while leaning against the console.

"Hey! Look at that undead future! Damn, I brought a convoy of the latest luxury military locomotives, general-level cars, tsk tsk tsk! It looks cool!" Haoyi looked at, One hand and two hands suddenly pressed flexibly on the console.

For the convenience of maintenance and testing, the entire tank system has been fully activated, and even the weapon system has entered a standby state. "The artillery system is activated, and the target is being captured!" Suddenly, a female computer-synthesized voice sounded in the cockpit.

"F*ck, Haoyi, what do you want to do!" Zhao Jiakun was stunned for a moment, then suddenly came to his senses, and asked in surprise as his expression changed drastically.

"Alright, squad leader! I'm just playing around, don't worry, nothing will happen!" Hao Yi turned his head and grinned at Zhao Jiakun, then turned back and continued to operate the chariot.For this new type of chariot, relying on his talent, Hao Yi has already been very familiar with it, even with his eyes closed, he can feel the position of each part of the chariot.Although it is impossible to drive this chariot to the battlefield, it is of course a piece of cake for Haoyi to drive this chariot.

"You boy, motherfucker, you must be careful!" Seeing Haoyi's hands beating nimbly on the console, Zhao Jiakun's heart was in his throat, and cold sweat was profusely pouring out.But he didn't dare to disturb Haoyi forcibly, for fear that an accident would cause a catastrophe.

"The system has locked the target, the distance is 500, the azimuth coordinates xx, yy, the artillery is in place!" The computer synthesized voice sounded again.

"Hao Yi, stop for me!" Zhao Jiakun finally couldn't hold back anymore and shouted sharply.

"Hey, you said that if you press the red button at this time, there will be a bang, and all the generals will be "scrapped"?" Hao Yi pushed away the holographic sight with a smirk on his face, and gestured Said while pointing at a huge button on the console.

Seeing Zhao Jiakun's pale face, Hao Yi suddenly felt bored, curled his lips and left the console, leaned over to Zhao Jiakun's side, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, monitor, I'm just gesticulating for fun. The undead lieutenant general has already got out of the car, The company commander of Gou Ri is leading them over here!"

"Brother Hao, let me help!" Zhao Jiakun was about to answer when suddenly the cockpit door was opened, and Hu Erpang jumped in with two bags of food in his hand.

"Oh my god, I'm exhausted!" Hu Erpang handed the food bag in his hand to Haoyi and the two, and said, "I got some braised pork head meat from Lao Wang, and I'll give you a taste!"

"Er Fatty, there is no one who eats you..." Hao Yi took the bag and was about to laugh and scold, when he suddenly saw Hu Er Pang lift his butt, and suddenly sat on the console of the chariot. Green: "Er Fatty, don't..."

By the time Hao Yi spoke, it was already too late, and Er Fatty's fat butt had already pressed heavily on the red button.Then I heard the computer-synthesized voice report without any emotion: "The artillery fires!"

With a "boom", the dull loud noise unique to the plasma cannon came, accompanied by a slight shaking in the cockpit, the food bags in the hands of Hao Yi and Zhao Jiakun fell to the ground with a clatter, and the two of them suddenly had black lines all over their heads , Frozen in place like a chicken.

"Huh? What's going on?" Hu Erpang, who didn't know why, scratched his head curiously, and asked stupidly, "Brother Hao, why is there the sound of cannons?"

The next moment, the entire area where the maintenance company was located was filled with horrific sirens.

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