Starfighter

In the temporary command post of the 74th Armored Division of the Federal Expeditionary Force, Lieutenant Meehan, the captain of the maintenance team, was listening to a senior colonel's reprimand with a depressed expression on his head.

"I said Meehan, didn't you promise me that your third team will successfully complete the task of repairing the radar station on time? Now?" The colonel slammed a mission briefing in his hand on the ground with a sullen expression. On the table, he said angrily: "It's been three hours since the original task completion time, and not only can't you find anyone in your third team, but even shut down the communication channel without authorization! How can you explain to me?" ?”

"I'm sorry, teacher! I think, there must be an accident on their way!" Mihan nonchalantly responded.

"Accident?" The colonel, apparently the commander of the armored division, finally couldn't help but cursed: "Fucking shit accident! It's less than ten kilometers away from here to the radar station, and the defense zone controlled by our army is all along the way. What an accident? Did you fucking know that because you failed to repair the radar station in time, the entire group army's planned offensive in the morning was forced to be delayed! Major General Kent of the group army was furious and said that he would hold me accountable for delaying the fighter plane Responsibility! You fucking talk about it, should I kill you in advance before going to the military court?"

"Ah? Farewell, Commander!" Meehan begged with a mournful face, and then asked puzzledly: "Master, isn't it just a radar station? As for the combat operations that affect the entire group army?"

"You!" The senior colonel was so angry that his nose was crooked. He raised his hand and wanted to slap Meehan on the face, but finally suppressed his anger and put down his hand, and said helplessly, "Tell you the truth, Meehan! The Seventh Space Fleet is entangled by the rebel fleet and cannot give us air support. The combat operations of the group army can only rely on the close-in air fighters of the 35th Air Assault Division for air cover, and the only one on the entire front that can guide our army This radar station is the only one left for fighter planes to carry out accurate air strikes on the rebels! Tell me, is this radar station important?"

"Ah?" Unexpectedly, this small radar station was so important, Meehan opened his mouth in surprise, and then quickly stood up and said to the colonel: "Master, please give me another hour, and I will personally lead the team to rush to repair the radar station! "

"Okay! Don't fucking give me an afterthought!" The colonel lost his anger a little, waved his hand and said, "Two hours ago, I asked the direct reconnaissance link to take over this task, and it is probably almost repaired now! Damn it, it is Those two knives are better than you professional maintenance soldiers!"

Hearing the colonel scolding himself for the incompetence of these maintenance soldiers, Meehan couldn't help but blushed a little, wishing he could dig a hole and bury himself. At the same time, he secretly scolded Hao Yi and others who had disappeared, making himself lose face in front of the teacher.

At this moment, a lieutenant staff officer in charge of communications in the temporary command post suddenly took off his earphones, turned his head and said hurriedly to the colonel: "Master, an urgent report has been sent from the first armored regiment at the front, saying that a rebel armored unit is on the way." Passed through the no-man's land where our army and the rebels were confronting each other, and rushed towards the front of our army at high speed."

"How many troops does the opponent have? Are there infantry and fighter planes covering them?" The colonel frowned and asked in a deep voice.

"Five cc010 siege tanks, three Raider individual mechas, several Hellion assault vehicles, without fighter planes and infantry cover!" The lieutenant's staff briefly reported.

"F*ck, with such a small force, how dare you come here to provoke me?" After hearing the report from the staff officer, the senior colonel, who was furious, couldn't help but burst into anger and yelled: "Jim, that shitty armor is eating shit!" Grown up? Wouldn’t it be enough to just eliminate this group of tiresome rebels, so there’s no need to talk to me?”

"No, Commander! A group leader reported that the group of rebels actually knew our army's communication channel, and forcibly cut into our army's communication channel, and sent a message saying that they belonged to the third maintenance team."

"What!" This time it was Meehan and the colonel who shouted in surprise at the same time: "Maintenance team!"

The colonel looked back at Meehan with a puzzled face, and Meehan also came back to his senses, shrugged helplessly, expressing that he didn't know what was going on.

"Send over the images of the forward positions!" The colonel simply ignored Meehan, who was also confused, and ordered the staff officer.

"Yes, Commander!" As he said that, the staff officer pressed the button on the console, and a jaw-dropping picture appeared on the simple holographic communication video.

Five siege tanks without any logo of the federal army lined up in a long snake formation, moving forward crookedly, followed by several Hellfire assault vehicles.The two Marauder mechas, which seemed to be malfunctioning and unable to move, were actually tied behind the buttocks of the two tanks, dragging them like corpses.What surprised me even more was the extremely exaggerated mecha behind it.

The right arm of this mecha, which was originally equipped with a laser rapid-fire cannon, has been broken somehow, leaving only a short exposed cable head with sparks.Moreover, this "one-armed mech" seemed to have something wrong with his left leg, limping and jumping forward, like a lame steel rabbit.

At this moment, perhaps because the team's communication channel was always on, Hao Yi's iconic broken gong sounded at the right time.

"Old Zhao, can you fucking slow down, wait for me, I'm tired of jumping around!"

As he spoke, the third siege tank ahead actually stopped.What followed was an even more jaw-dropping scene.The one-armed and lame mecha jumped up and down behind the buttocks of the tank. After a sudden jump and a burst of dust, the mecha spread its legs and sat on the top of the tank. On the ground, it looks like an ancient cavalry riding a war horse.

"Old Zhao, open the way! I'll drive, drive, drive! Hoho haha!" In the communication channel, Hao Yi's howling of ghosts and wolves once again caused everyone in the temporary command post to petrify on the spot.

"Damn it! It turns out that the Marauder Mecha can still be used like this!" The combat staff officer of the division who didn't know when came over, raised his hand to support the glasses frame, and said stupidly as if he had suddenly realized.Others couldn't help rubbing their eyes, staring at the holographic screen in disbelief.

"Teacher, it's Haoyi and the others!" Meehan, who was almost dizzy by the shocking scene created by Haoyi, subconsciously raised his hand and patted the colonel on the shoulder, saying hello.

"Uh..." When Meehan touched the four ranks of Dou Mi Hua on the shoulders of the division commander, he suddenly realized his impolite behavior, quickly stopped, and secretly glanced at the division commander beside him with some worry.He didn't expect that the teacher at this time was also shocked, with his mouth slightly open, and looked at the "one-armed and lame" mecha on the screen absently, and didn't notice Meehan's rude actions at all.

"Wahhaha, I'm a duckling, babbling!" When everyone's brains were short-circuited, the one-armed mecha riding on the tank actually waved its remaining left arm and sang a song that made me cry. Everyone almost fell into a coma nursery rhyme.

"Teacher!" The staff officer operating the holographic communication channel was already upset by Haoyi's extremely ugly nursery rhyme, and turned back to remind the colonel who was still in a petrified state with a wry smile.

"Uh..." The colonel woke up with black lines all over his head, and then realized that he had lost his composure. He coughed twice, regained his majestic demeanor, and cursed pretending to be angry: "Damn, what kind of shit song is this! It's fucking ugly!"

After cursing, the colonel turned around curiously and asked Meehan, "Meehan, did you call me just now?"

"Ahem, yes, Commander! I can be sure that the one who sings the nursery rhymes is indeed Hao Yi, a senior soldier of my third team!" Meehan hurriedly straightened up and reported back. Seeing the colonel frowning, he quickly continued to explain: " It was because of your outstanding performance in yesterday's battle that you personally issued a field commendation order and was promoted to Hao Yi, a first-class soldier."

"Oh! I remember, it's that little bastard who didn't want to die!" The colonel slapped his forehead and suddenly realized.

"Master, the regiment commander is still waiting for your instructions!" the staff officer hastily reminded.

"Uh, inform a group of frontiers to make way for that team of little bastards who lost their way!" The colonel suddenly changed his face and gritted his teeth and scolded: "Damn it, why don't you rush to repair the radar station and run to the rebel position?" Are you playing house? Grandma is a bear, I must kill these little bastards when I come back!"

"Well, hehe, sir, I'll go to the front and bring back those bastards, and let you shoot them!" Meehan, who was always serious, heard the colonel scolding his mother in anger, and quickly smiled obsequiously while rubbing his hands together. .

"Get out!" The colonel scolded angrily, "Let that little bastard named Haoyi stop singing such ugly nursery rhymes in the front line next time, the morale of my entire division will be destroyed by him! "

"Yes, yes, sir, don't worry, I will definitely teach that little bastard a lesson!" Meehan quickly nodded and bowed out of the command post, hurriedly jumped into a Hellfire assault vehicle, and rushed towards the front line.

In the forward position, Hao Yi and others drove the chariot mecha snatched from the rebels. Under the surprised eyes of the friendly army, they swaggered across the armored defense line and stopped behind a high ground.

Without waiting for the tank under his crotch to come to a stop, Hao Yi manipulated the one-armed and lame mecha, and jumped down clumsily, only to stumble unexpectedly, lay sprawled on the ground and yelled, "Mom! Hey, come and help me!"

A group of armored soldiers who were still on alert for this "rebel" armored squad, couldn't help it anymore when they saw this, and laughed loudly inside the tank mecha.After the laughter, two friendly mechas who received the order to lift the alert status from the communication channel hurried forward and pulled Hao Yi who was lying on the ground in a friendly manner.

"Damn it, I almost broke my bones!" Hao Yi, who jumped out of the narrow mecha cockpit in a panic, rubbed his shoulders and cursed complainingly.

"Haoyi! You bastards, you fucking know to come back!" At this moment, Lieutenant Mihan's loud voice floated over from afar, and Haoyi was startled immediately.

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