Starfighter

"I never dreamed that I would be beaten down by my own missiles! Damn it, which grandson can aim so accurately!" Several years later, Hao Yi, who became the leader of all mankind, said in his memoirs .

In the temporary field hospital of the 64th Federal Army, Hao Yi, who was wearing a hospital gown numbered "9527" with a bandage on his head and one arm still hanging, was beaming with joy and spitting all over his body. A group of wounded next to them told how they single-handedly hijacked the rebel medical transport plane.Of course, Hao Yi, who was born with a little desire for acting, inevitably embellished his hijacking story, which made a group of wounded exclaimed and adored.

"At that time, the rebel named Eden had already realized that he was fooled by this young master, so he wanted to rush over to grab the gun angrily. That guy is big and thick, with a strong back, one can stand up to the two of you. Wearing heavy armor again, he ran with a bang, and even the floor of the cabin trembled faintly!" Haoyi was so excited, he jumped onto the hospital bed and said with a dance of his hands, "But this young master is not an idler, in order not to disturb the plane On the other rebel marines, the young master decided to use his ancestral stunt to subdue this bull! It was too late, but the young master saw the right time, and he dodged to the side of Na Yiden, and he raised his foot Sweeping the leg, kicking the servant's lower body. There was a loud "boom", and the bull fell heavily on the floor head-on. It was completely bruised, bruised and swollen. My young master took advantage of the situation and kicked Stepping on that guy's back, holding the spike gun in his hand against the back of his head, he yelled..."

"Wounded No. 9527, get me out of bed quickly!" Just as Haoyi was gesticulating with his hands and feet on the "wonderful hijacking story", a sharp and angry female voice suddenly came from the door of the ward. A woman in a white nurse uniform A medical female soldier with a graceful figure and a beautiful appearance, with her left hand crossed over her waist, and her right hand Qianqian pointed to Hao Yi, who was jumping on the hospital bed a little far away.

Hearing the female medical soldier's yelling, the wounded who had been tightly surrounding Haoyi, listening to Haoyi's "storytelling" with their buttocks up, buzzed and fled back to their respective beds.As for Hao Yi, who was on the top of his head, as if he had been cast with a body-holding technique, he maintained an independent posture of dancing golden rooster, and instantly petrified on the hospital bed.A few tenths of a second after seeing the figure of the female medical soldier at the door, Hao Yi let out a cry, trying to imitate the Transformers in the movie, transforming in the air, and lying on the hospital bed.No, although he successfully lay down, he bumped into his injured left arm in a hurry, and the painful Haoyi screamed again.

The female medical soldier at the door, amused by Hao Yi's embarrassed appearance, couldn't help but burst out laughing.As if realizing that she couldn't smile halfway at this time, the female soldier's face changed immediately, and she changed back to the scowling look just now. She frowned and pretended to be angry, and walked straight to Hao who was holding her arm and moaning and mourning. At the head of Yi's bed, he crossed his waist and began to teach Hao Yi a lesson.

"9527, how many times have I told you that you are not allowed to make noise in the ward, let alone gather crowds to make noise!" The female soldier wanted to talk about gathering crowds to make trouble, but then she thought that Haoyi was not causing trouble, so she had to change jobs temporarily. Strong vocabulary, and then scolded: "But you bastard actually took my old lady's words as a deaf ear, do you want my old lady to throw you out of the hospital before you stop?"

"Oh, sister nurse, do you listen to my explanation? I'm not that, that, I just want to liven up the atmosphere when I see the brothers are bored and in a bad mood!" Hao Yi stopped crying, rolled his eyes and quickly defended Said: "Well, didn't you say that low mood is not conducive to the recovery of the wounded? Isn't it for the sake of my brothers? Well, this is also to relieve your medical staff..." Haoyi pretended to be With a pitiful and innocent look, she stared helplessly at this beautiful female soldier.

"Don't talk nonsense with me!" The female soldier seemed to have heard too much of Haoyi's sophistry, and interrupted impatiently: "Next time I will let my mother see you making trouble here, be careful and let the military police throw you out!"

"Yes yes yes, don't dare, sister nurse!" Hao Yi agreed repeatedly with black lines all over his head.

"Hmph!" The female soldier wrinkled her delicate nose and snorted before turning her head away triumphantly.

"Hey, sister nurse, haven't you asked Fang's name yet?" Looking at the female soldier's graceful figure and plump buttocks, Haoyi couldn't help asking aloud, drooling with eyes shining.

"Brother, her name is Catherine, and she is said to be the most beautiful medical female soldier in this field hospital!" On the bed next to Haoyi, a wounded man also stared at the back of the female soldier with bright eyes.

"Uh, thank you brother!" Hao Yi didn't expect that someone else would find out the name of this beautiful medical soldier before him, and he answered casually, feeling bored, and lay on the bed sprawled, staring at the ceiling in a daze. .But not long after lying down, those wounded soldiers who had become addicted to listening quietly gathered around again, encouraging Haoyi to continue telling them wonderful hijacking stories.

"Damn it, I don't want to be carried out of the hospital by the gendarmes!" However, for some reason, Haoyi felt a sudden burst of irritability in his heart at this time, impatiently pushed away the wounded soldiers who were chattering, got out of bed and tiptoed go out.

"Haoyi, be careful not to be caught again!" Seeing that Haoyi was about to slip out of the ward again, the wounded soldiers kindly reminded him.

"Alright!" Hao Yi waved his hand, then poked his head to see what was going on in the corridor outside the door.He was going to the intensive care unit to visit Hu Erpang and Zhao Jiakun.

After the three of Haoyi successfully hijacked the rebel medical transport plane, because they did not identify themselves to the federal army in advance, this transport plane without the logo and identification signal of the federal army was severely beaten up by the ground troops of the federal army as an enemy plane. .Fortunately, the medical transport plane has thick skin. After a few surface-to-air missiles, the two beautiful rebel pilots tried their best to drive the plane to make an emergency landing.

During the tragic forced landing, due to the large amount of high-energy ammunition carried in the lower cabin of the transport plane, the body exploded violently.The two pilots who only wore light individual armor and the team of rebel marines who took off their heavy armor were all killed, and the three of Haoyi happened to be wearing excellent protective marine armor at the time, and luckily survived.However, all three of them were injured to varying degrees, because Hu Erpang and Zhao Jiakun had already been injured before, so the injuries were far more serious than Haoyi.After that, the three of them were almost killed by the federal army ground troops who were chasing them as rebel marines.

Fortunately, the three of Haoyi were still wearing uniforms of the federal army at the time, and they were sent to the field hospital behind for treatment after their identities were found out.

"Haoyi, where's your fucking cat? Get out of here!" Just as Haoyi was tiptoeing towards the intensive care unit, suddenly there was a shout behind him, which made Haoyi tremble.

"Lieutenant Meehan?" Hao Yi was taken aback for a moment, and then he heard that the rough voice came from the mouth of the team leader, Lieutenant Meehan.Looking back, Hao Yi saw a figure rushing out of the corridor at the end of the passage, and actually rushed in from ward to ward, yelling and cursing at the same time.

"Lieutenant Meehan, I'm here!" Recognizing that the figure was indeed Meehan, Haoyi forgot that he sneaked out of the ward, and waved loudly.

"Haoyi?" Meehan, who had just emerged from a ward, heard the voice, looked at Haoyi in hospital clothes from a distance, and then let out a ghostly scream of excitement, flying at a speed of [-] meters. He rushed to Haoyi, smiled and punched Haoyi on the shoulder and cursed: "Damn it, you kid is hiding here! I was so anxious that I almost turned this hospital over!"

"Uh, sir, how did you find this place?" Although Meehan's inadvertent punch hurt his shoulder, Haoyi was still very happy to see his direct superior again, and asked with a smile road.

Just as Mihan was about to reply, a female voice familiar to Hao Yi sounded at the right time: "9527, do you want my old lady to throw you out of the hospital?"

"Ah! Not good, run Meehan!" As if hearing the stern air defense siren, Hao Yi screamed, not even daring to turn his head, and left the bewildered man "without loyalty". Meehan, like a runaway wild dog, rushed back to his ward.

"You still dare to run! Let's see how my old lady will deal with you!" Mihan only felt a blur in front of his eyes, and a graceful and slender white figure whizzed by with a gust of fragrant wind, and went straight to Haoyi.

"Uh..." Meehan froze in place with black lines all over his head.

About 10 minutes later, at the gate of the field hospital, Mi Hanhan patted Haoyi's shoulder earnestly and comforted him: "My good brother, you can continue to "bear the burden of humiliation" and recuperate here! After you recover from your injury, I will definitely personally Come pick you up."

"Woo, sir, you should take me away now!" Hao Yi begged with snot and tears.At this time, his two ears were flushed red, as if he had been tortured by a certain woman, coupled with his honor of wearing a bandage on his head and wearing a hand guard, it was quite a bit Poor taste.

"Don't worry, Haoyi! The division is short of manpower now, and the fighting has been fierce recently, I believe I will be able to pick you up soon!" Seeing Haoyi's miserable state, Mihan couldn't bear it, and attached He whispered in Haoyi's ear: "I'll tell you a military secret. Don't tell me your boy! The group army will have a major operation soon, and our division may be the main force. When the time comes, the division commander will definitely let us repair it." The detachment went up with the main force! Just wait, you, immortal Haoyi with nine lives, are indispensable!"

"Ah! There's another war? Wow, that's great, and I can go and beat up those bastard rebels again!" After hearing what Meehan said about the secret, the depression on Haoyi's face was swept away. And Light, exclaimed excitedly.

"Damn it, keep a low profile for me!" Meehan scolded with a black face, shook his head helplessly, and cursed: "You bastard, are you a born war mad?"

"Hey, low-key, low-key!" Hao Yi quickly rubbed his hands and said with a smile: "Then sir, don't forget the three of us!"

"I can't forget it!" Meehan threw down three words, then turned around and jumped onto an armored locomotive next to him and drove away.

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