Starfighter

"I really shouldn't bring these second-generation peasants here!" Looking at Hao Yi who was sitting across from him, busy grabbing the fruit on the table and stuffing it into his mouth while looking around the room, Bo Colonel Grid frowned in pain, and wailed with all his might.

That press conference two hours ago was probably the worst, most frustrating one Borg had ever experienced in his life.The "good" performance of Haoyi and others made Borg wish to dig a hole and bury himself on the spot.At the beginning of the opening, Hao Yi subconsciously took the flashlights of the reporters all over the place as flashes, and led Hu Erpang and his gang to stick their buttocks at the entrance of the conference room rostrum in front of hundreds of reporters. Get down on the ground.At that time, amidst the roar of laughter from the reporters, Borg's face turned green immediately, wishing he could step forward and give Haoyi a kick.

However, that was not the thing that drove Borg the most crazy. Under the ingenious explanation of the rather clever Borg, the reporters didn't play up the matter. "Our heroes have just returned from the battlefield, and they may not be freed from the flames of war for a while! From their skilled tactical movements, it is not difficult to see that they are the most capable fighters in our federal army !" Borg, who is always on the battlefield with fierce rhetoric, used his wisdom at critical moments to find the most "ideal" explanation for the embarrassment of Hao Yi and others.

In the next part of the self-introduction and the general introduction to the Mutus planet incident, Haoyi and others read it from beginning to end according to the draft provided by Borg in advance.Except for the occasional typos, which made Berger dumbfounded and surprised the reporters, there were no major mistakes.However, in the following free questioning session, Haoyi and others' vulgar and uninspired words and performances made Borg, who was hosting the press conference, lose face.

"Excuse me, Captain, it is said that the rebels in the Sharon sector have issued a statement saying that the Mutus incident was completely a conspiracy by the Federation Army Department, with the purpose of framing the high-level Sharon rebels. As the No. .1, what is your opinion on this?" A reporter asked Hao Yi. [

"Damn, what else is there to talk about! These shameless grandsons are clearly going to turn their backs and deny it! You fart and insist that someone else framed them. Do you believe in such a fucking trick? In that base, I have personally seen those big iron boxes full of nuclear weapons, and the group of rebels who were captured by us. Didn’t they all testify with their own mouths? Damn, their so-called wicked major general still I was kicked out of the base by Lao Tzu..." Hao Yi spit all over the place "filled with righteous indignation", and even rolled up his sleeves, posing as a shrew cursing the street, swearing and dancing, completely disregarding being a federal officer The image of the appearance made Berg wish to find a piece of tofu and smash this product to death.

And later, when a reporter asked how Haoyi and others got into the Zero base, how they defeated a large number of captured defenders and discovered the rebels’ Zero plan, Hao Yi jumped onto the rostrum excitedly, With joy and vividness, he talked about "storytelling" to hundreds of reporters in the audience. "By the way, our brothers were dressed as rebel radar soldiers at that time..."

This guy not only talked about storytelling by himself, but even more exaggeratedly, when it comes to the wonderful place, this guy actually let Hu Erpang and others simulate the scene at that time on stage.An originally well-behaved press conference was turned into a nondescript storytelling conference by this guy, leaving Borg stunned and wishing to send someone up to lift those bastards down.However, when he saw that the hundreds of reporters in the audience listened with great joy, and even gave Haoyi and others some applause from time to time, Borg had no choice but to accept this. fact.

Originally, the press conference was only planned for one hour, but because of Haoyi's impromptu storytelling performance, it was delayed until two hours later.In the end, the unbearable Borg finally "raged", and ordered two gendarmes to go up and drag Haoyi, who was performing forehand and dancing, and dragged him down. This ended the farce-like press conference.

Afterwards, as soon as he left the press conference, Borg began to reflect on why he listened to Art's tricks and accepted such an unlucky task.He seemed to have seen how furious Marshal Rui Youling and others would be when they saw the video of the press conference.Vaguely, Borg had a painful premonition that he, the head of the Second Propaganda Department, had probably succeeded.

"Tsk tsk tsk, sir, tell me, how much does it cost to stay in such a luxurious suite for one night?" Looking at the decoration in this magnificent suite, Hao Yi gulped down the fruit in his mouth while his eyes gleamed. A loud noise interrupted Borg's thoughts.

The suite that Hao Yi and the others are staying in is a very ordinary vp suite in the World Trade Hotel.However, even the ordinary vp suite is a luxurious room that Hao Yi has never seen before.After the press conference, in order to prevent these bastards from staged a farce again, Borg temporarily decided to let the adjutant rush back to the base with Hu Erpang and others, and he took Haoyi alone to accept the famous female war reporter from enn TV. Charlie's interview.The luxurious vp suite in front of him is a temporary interview site.

"I said Captain, can you maintain even a little bit of the appearance and military appearance of a federal soldier!" Looking at the captain in front of him who looked like a farmer's son entering the city for the first time, Borg's face was full of black lines, almost begging He said in a low voice: "Forget about the press conference, I just ask you to stop messing around when you are interviewed by enn TV for a while?"

"Nonsense? Uh, isn't it sir?" Hearing Borg's words, Hao Yi stopped his right hand that was grabbing the fruit on the table, and said with a look of grievance: "At the press conference just now, I followed the instructions you gave me, sir. The speech was written word for word! How can it be called nonsense?"

"Don't you fucking pretend to be confused with me!" Bog, who has always been polite and gentle, finally couldn't help but slapped the table. Regardless of his gentle image, he pointed at Haoyi's nose and cursed: "You bastard! , Who asked you to talk about Pingshu at the press conference? Do you know the damn thing that it was broadcast live at that time, and how many millions of viewers in the entire Federation were watching that press conference? You represent the image of the federal soldiers, But you bastard boy actually gave me a live storytelling! I wish I could kill you on the spot!"

"..." Seeing Borg's livid green face like the mask of a ghost agent, Haoyi opened his mouth wide and spoke for a while, holding an apple slice that was about to be put into his mouth, as if he had been immobilized .After a long time, Haoyi swallowed hard, and cautiously asked the upright Borg, "Sir, sir, no, it's not that serious, right?"

"It's not that serious?" Borg's eyes nearly protruded when he heard the words, and he cursed angrily, "You bastard, because of your trouble, the image of our federal soldiers in the hearts of hundreds of millions of people has been completely destroyed. ? Do you know that I'm afraid you will lose my black hat this time? Do you know..."

"Uh..." How could Haoyi think that his impromptu performance would bring such serious consequences to Colonel Borg, who has been in charge of the military propaganda work, and he could only feel depressed next to Borg's headache for a while. scold.

"Drip!" Just as Borg was scolding "exuberantly", the personal communicator on his hand suddenly rang.Borg took a deep breath, calmed down his heartbeat that was a little too fast from Haoyi's anger, and looked down at the screen of the communicator in his hand.At first glance, Borg got up from the leather sofa suddenly, as if he had a needle stuck in his buttocks.

"You wait here!" Borg glanced at the confused Haoyi, dropped a word, and swept into the inner room of the suite like the wind, closing the old-fashioned wooden door with a bang.

"Marshal!" After entering the room, Borg clicked on the communicator on his arm, and saw a holographic image about one foot high appeared, which was the Federal Marshal Rui Youling.Seeing Rui Youling's sullen expression, Borg thought the old marshal was angry at the absurd press conference just now, so he bowed his head in fright, with cold sweat bubbling from his forehead.

"Colonel, where is our hero, the captain?" Rui Youling's expression was not very good, as if he had encountered something that displeased the old marshal.

"Reporting to Marshal, Captain Haoyi is in the outhouse, and we are waiting for enn's interview team to come and do a personal interview for him!" Borg replied quickly and respectfully.

"Hmm!" Rui Youling nodded, and asked ponderingly: "According to the original plan, are you going to let Haoyi use enn TV station to spread the inside story of the Solomi incident?"[

"Yes, Marshal!" Borg was a little puzzled when he heard the words, but he didn't dare to look up at Rui Youling's face, so he said in a low voice: "This is according to your previous instructions, Marshal. Taking advantage of the timing of the Mutus incident press conference, we will reveal the inside story of the Solomi incident, so as to pave the way for our next move!"

"No need, Colonel! Terminate the plan, so that Captain Haoyi doesn't have to reveal the inside story of the Solomi incident for the time being!" Rui Youling ordered in a deep voice.

"Uh, Marshal, could it be..." Hearing Rui Youling's order, Borg was surprised and couldn't help but raised his head and asked hesitantly.

"Colonel, I know what you want to ask!" The unhappiness in Rui Youling's tone became more and more obvious, and he explained in a deep voice: "To tell you the truth, according to the latest battle report from the front line, our theater is the first to carry out the "beheading operation". The Space Mixed Fleet had an accident. In a certain airspace in the Pool star area, it was besieged by the Sixth and Seventh Space Fleet regiments of the Fifth War Zone who had ambushed in advance! Although there has been no exchange of fire between the two sides, the situation is obviously very serious for us. It is unfavorable, so the old generals of the military department decided to suspend the plan! Do you understand? Colonel!"

"Yes, Marshal!" Hearing Rui Youling's concise explanation, Borg was even more surprised. Although the expected scolding did not appear, he heard that the first mixed space fleet in this theater was actually "ambushed" , Borg still feels incredible.

"Okay Colonel, after you hand over Captain Haoyi to Enn TV station for an interview later, hurry back to the military headquarters immediately to participate in the SSS-level secret meeting!" Rui Youling ordered with a sullen face, and hastily cut off the communication.

Seeing that the personal communicator on his arm had returned to calm, Borg heaved a sigh of relief. Although Rui Youling did not scold Borg for the absurd press conference, the news brought by the old marshal also made Bog Ge Xin couldn't relax.Obviously, the military headquarters and the First Theater were at a disadvantage in the first "confrontation" with the Fifth Theater.

"Ding dong!" When Borg walked out of the inner room numbly, the doorbell of the suite door rang suddenly.