Quite explosive!Boss, she started fortune telling again
Chapter 42 Dust to Dust, Earth to Earth
Jing'an District.
He Hong was lying on the bed, blowing on the air conditioner, and looking at the photos of the cute little girls in his class in the phone album.
"Tsk tsk tsk, this girl is such a beauty, I don't know which bastard will get her in the future! What a pity."
While watching, He Hong moved his body under the blanket.
Suddenly, I just felt that my feet were hairy, like...
Like a human head!
He quickly lifted the quilt and took a closer look.
It turned out to be his wife's pillow doll.
He Hong kicked the doll away, "I was scared to death."
Gollum—
His stomach growled suddenly.
Looking at the time on the phone, it was already six o'clock in the afternoon.
He Hong's eyes moved to the doll lying on the ground again, and he suddenly remembered his wife who had just quarreled with him and ran back to her mother's house angrily.
Take a long sigh.
There is no woman in this house who can cook.
He turned on the phone, opened the whale, and entered in the search box:
"How to cook a bowl of noodles?"
Soon, many noodle cooking instructions appeared on the screen.
He randomly clicked on a video and studied it.
Then he got out of bed and walked to the kitchen, deciding to cook a bowl of noodles by himself.
Mix the water into the pot, then take out the noodles and throw them in, and stand quietly in front of the stove, waiting for the noodles to be cooked.
Suddenly, he heard a knock on the door.
It sounded like someone entering the house and closing the door.
He Hong sneered, it must be his wife who made heaven and earth come back.
"Aren't you going to divorce me? Why did you come back in a hurry?"
Holding the chopsticks, He Hong wandered into the living room, but there was no one there!
He looked in other rooms and searched.
Still no one.
He Hong couldn't help being a little puzzled, "What's going on? It's like seeing a ghost!"
Speaking of ghosts, he couldn't help thinking of Haohao in his class.
When Haohao died, those eyes were white, staring at him like dead fish eyes.
And Haohao's mother, Song Wei.
He had seen a picture of her jumping off a building on the news, her head was covered in blood, her limbs were like molluscs, lying on the ground crookedly, and she was dying.
He couldn't help trembling, "Isn't it their mother and son who came back to look for me?"
Soon, he slapped himself again.
"He Hong, you are a famous teacher! How can you believe these heresies? There are no ghosts in the world! Besides, I just found a few men to follow her for a few days and warn her not to make trouble again. She I'm going to jump off a building! I don't care about my business!"
After emboldening himself, he suddenly remembered the noodles in the pot.
Run back to the kitchen quickly.
The lid of the pot was covered with dried noodle soup foam. When I lifted the lid, I found that the water in the pot had already boiled dry!
The noodles were so soft that they all stuck to the bottom of the pot.
He Hong hurriedly picked up the pot, ready to pour out the noodles in the pot.
Who knows, just turned around.
A white shadow suddenly rushed over from the living room, met his four eyes, and a frightening chill emanated from his whole body, rushing from the tailbone up the back to the forehead.
He saw clearly, that Bai Ying'er was Haohao's mother, Song Wei!
"what!"
He Hong let go of his hand, the pot fell to the ground, and he was scalded with blisters.
He wanted to run, but as soon as he moved his legs, the blisters on the instep burst, mucus oozes out, and the rotten flesh rubs against the slippers, making him unable to move even an inch due to the pain.
Song Wei let out a terrifying long laugh, which echoed eeriely throughout the house.
She stretched out her hand, clasped it on He Hong's Tianling cap, and turned her wrist.
He straightly pressed He Hong's head into the burning gas stove.
The flame scorched the skin, and the sound of oil bursting came.
As soon as Song Wei let go of his hand, He Hong fell to the ground, completely changed.
Then, Song Wei planned to leave.
As soon as he turned around, he ran into Sang Luo who appeared in the form of a spirit body.
"Master Yunze! You...how can you..."
Sang Luo tilted his head to look at He Hong who was lying on the floor in the kitchen, and said, "Do you know that if you do this, you will be punished in hell on the sixth floor of copper pillars, and you will not be able to conceive a good baby for three consecutive lives?" ?”
Song Wei's face was flat, and there was even a sense of comfort and relief between the corners of his eyes and brows.
"As long as I can get revenge, I am willing."
King Qin Guang broke in suddenly, "You evil ghost! You have messed up the fate of mortals, and follow me back to hell to be punished!"
Song Wei followed the voice and saw a man wearing a red robe and a crown staring at her with wide eyes.
Although she didn't know who this man was, the instinct in her bones told her that she was very afraid of this man.
But soon, she overcame her fear.
He said in an extremely calm tone: "Is there any punishment that will make me disappear and never reincarnate?"
Qin Guangchao cast Sang Luo a look of asking for help, and Sang Luo immediately understood.
Sang Luo looked at Song Wei's face, and said, "Don't worry, after you finish your punishment, you will have a beautiful life after reincarnation III."
Song Wei shook her head and looked out the window.
The red glow after the sun goes down, smudges the entire sky, gorgeous and brilliant.
"I have completely lost interest in life in the world. What is the meaning of living in this world? It is nothing more than birth, reading, falling in love, getting married, having children, raising offspring... In countless days of rising and setting, living Repeated days, working hard to survive."
"Even if I live a splendid life, until the last thing returns to ashes, I can't take any of what I had before I was alive. Then I will be reincarnated, and the cycle will continue."
Song Wei looked at Sang Luo, "I'm tired, I don't want to live this kind of life anymore."
Sang Luo looked at Song Wei whose heart was ashamed, nodded and said: "Well, I have a way to save you from being wiped out and entering reincarnation."
After hearing this, Song Wei's eyes flashed a light, "What way?"
Sang Luo smiled and said, "The Underworld Ghost Division has just vacated a position as a Night Patrol Envoy, are you willing to do it?"
After Song Wei heard this, she looked at Sang Luo in disbelief, and for a moment, she seemed to understand something.
This master Yunze is probably a boss of the underworld!No wonder it is said on the Internet that she is very accurate in divination.
"Yes! I am very willing!" Song Wei nodded and said.
Twilight Quadruple.
At this time, there was a gust of wind in the living room, and a black stone door suddenly appeared in the living room.
Two people came out of it, one in black and one in white, both wearing tall hats.
On the hat of the black clothes is written: The world is peaceful.
On the hat of the white clothes is written: Make money at first sight.
Black and white impermanence came to Suo Hehong's soul.
Black and white Wuchang was surprised when he saw Sang Luo and Queen Qin Guang, why did he meet these two big bosses?
Then he bowed and saluted.
Bounced and walked towards the kitchen.
There was already a soul squatting in the corner of the kitchen, timidly, not daring to come out.
After Black and White Impermanence locked He Hong's soul, he jumped into the door again.
In the living room, the door disappeared again.
Sang Luo said to Song Wei: "Don't worry, when he arrives in the underworld, he will be pounded and pounded into meat, and thrown into the Wangchuan River to feed the fish."
Song Wei had a satisfied smile on his face.
But in the next second, her smile froze.
"But if you kill He Hong, you have to be punished first, and then you can take up the post of tour envoy."
Song Weimu nodded, "Okay. I should bear what I do."
King Qin Guang pulled Song Wei to leave.
Sang Luo grabbed King Qin Guang and asked, "Do you know who I was before I came to the underworld?"
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He Hong was lying on the bed, blowing on the air conditioner, and looking at the photos of the cute little girls in his class in the phone album.
"Tsk tsk tsk, this girl is such a beauty, I don't know which bastard will get her in the future! What a pity."
While watching, He Hong moved his body under the blanket.
Suddenly, I just felt that my feet were hairy, like...
Like a human head!
He quickly lifted the quilt and took a closer look.
It turned out to be his wife's pillow doll.
He Hong kicked the doll away, "I was scared to death."
Gollum—
His stomach growled suddenly.
Looking at the time on the phone, it was already six o'clock in the afternoon.
He Hong's eyes moved to the doll lying on the ground again, and he suddenly remembered his wife who had just quarreled with him and ran back to her mother's house angrily.
Take a long sigh.
There is no woman in this house who can cook.
He turned on the phone, opened the whale, and entered in the search box:
"How to cook a bowl of noodles?"
Soon, many noodle cooking instructions appeared on the screen.
He randomly clicked on a video and studied it.
Then he got out of bed and walked to the kitchen, deciding to cook a bowl of noodles by himself.
Mix the water into the pot, then take out the noodles and throw them in, and stand quietly in front of the stove, waiting for the noodles to be cooked.
Suddenly, he heard a knock on the door.
It sounded like someone entering the house and closing the door.
He Hong sneered, it must be his wife who made heaven and earth come back.
"Aren't you going to divorce me? Why did you come back in a hurry?"
Holding the chopsticks, He Hong wandered into the living room, but there was no one there!
He looked in other rooms and searched.
Still no one.
He Hong couldn't help being a little puzzled, "What's going on? It's like seeing a ghost!"
Speaking of ghosts, he couldn't help thinking of Haohao in his class.
When Haohao died, those eyes were white, staring at him like dead fish eyes.
And Haohao's mother, Song Wei.
He had seen a picture of her jumping off a building on the news, her head was covered in blood, her limbs were like molluscs, lying on the ground crookedly, and she was dying.
He couldn't help trembling, "Isn't it their mother and son who came back to look for me?"
Soon, he slapped himself again.
"He Hong, you are a famous teacher! How can you believe these heresies? There are no ghosts in the world! Besides, I just found a few men to follow her for a few days and warn her not to make trouble again. She I'm going to jump off a building! I don't care about my business!"
After emboldening himself, he suddenly remembered the noodles in the pot.
Run back to the kitchen quickly.
The lid of the pot was covered with dried noodle soup foam. When I lifted the lid, I found that the water in the pot had already boiled dry!
The noodles were so soft that they all stuck to the bottom of the pot.
He Hong hurriedly picked up the pot, ready to pour out the noodles in the pot.
Who knows, just turned around.
A white shadow suddenly rushed over from the living room, met his four eyes, and a frightening chill emanated from his whole body, rushing from the tailbone up the back to the forehead.
He saw clearly, that Bai Ying'er was Haohao's mother, Song Wei!
"what!"
He Hong let go of his hand, the pot fell to the ground, and he was scalded with blisters.
He wanted to run, but as soon as he moved his legs, the blisters on the instep burst, mucus oozes out, and the rotten flesh rubs against the slippers, making him unable to move even an inch due to the pain.
Song Wei let out a terrifying long laugh, which echoed eeriely throughout the house.
She stretched out her hand, clasped it on He Hong's Tianling cap, and turned her wrist.
He straightly pressed He Hong's head into the burning gas stove.
The flame scorched the skin, and the sound of oil bursting came.
As soon as Song Wei let go of his hand, He Hong fell to the ground, completely changed.
Then, Song Wei planned to leave.
As soon as he turned around, he ran into Sang Luo who appeared in the form of a spirit body.
"Master Yunze! You...how can you..."
Sang Luo tilted his head to look at He Hong who was lying on the floor in the kitchen, and said, "Do you know that if you do this, you will be punished in hell on the sixth floor of copper pillars, and you will not be able to conceive a good baby for three consecutive lives?" ?”
Song Wei's face was flat, and there was even a sense of comfort and relief between the corners of his eyes and brows.
"As long as I can get revenge, I am willing."
King Qin Guang broke in suddenly, "You evil ghost! You have messed up the fate of mortals, and follow me back to hell to be punished!"
Song Wei followed the voice and saw a man wearing a red robe and a crown staring at her with wide eyes.
Although she didn't know who this man was, the instinct in her bones told her that she was very afraid of this man.
But soon, she overcame her fear.
He said in an extremely calm tone: "Is there any punishment that will make me disappear and never reincarnate?"
Qin Guangchao cast Sang Luo a look of asking for help, and Sang Luo immediately understood.
Sang Luo looked at Song Wei's face, and said, "Don't worry, after you finish your punishment, you will have a beautiful life after reincarnation III."
Song Wei shook her head and looked out the window.
The red glow after the sun goes down, smudges the entire sky, gorgeous and brilliant.
"I have completely lost interest in life in the world. What is the meaning of living in this world? It is nothing more than birth, reading, falling in love, getting married, having children, raising offspring... In countless days of rising and setting, living Repeated days, working hard to survive."
"Even if I live a splendid life, until the last thing returns to ashes, I can't take any of what I had before I was alive. Then I will be reincarnated, and the cycle will continue."
Song Wei looked at Sang Luo, "I'm tired, I don't want to live this kind of life anymore."
Sang Luo looked at Song Wei whose heart was ashamed, nodded and said: "Well, I have a way to save you from being wiped out and entering reincarnation."
After hearing this, Song Wei's eyes flashed a light, "What way?"
Sang Luo smiled and said, "The Underworld Ghost Division has just vacated a position as a Night Patrol Envoy, are you willing to do it?"
After Song Wei heard this, she looked at Sang Luo in disbelief, and for a moment, she seemed to understand something.
This master Yunze is probably a boss of the underworld!No wonder it is said on the Internet that she is very accurate in divination.
"Yes! I am very willing!" Song Wei nodded and said.
Twilight Quadruple.
At this time, there was a gust of wind in the living room, and a black stone door suddenly appeared in the living room.
Two people came out of it, one in black and one in white, both wearing tall hats.
On the hat of the black clothes is written: The world is peaceful.
On the hat of the white clothes is written: Make money at first sight.
Black and white impermanence came to Suo Hehong's soul.
Black and white Wuchang was surprised when he saw Sang Luo and Queen Qin Guang, why did he meet these two big bosses?
Then he bowed and saluted.
Bounced and walked towards the kitchen.
There was already a soul squatting in the corner of the kitchen, timidly, not daring to come out.
After Black and White Impermanence locked He Hong's soul, he jumped into the door again.
In the living room, the door disappeared again.
Sang Luo said to Song Wei: "Don't worry, when he arrives in the underworld, he will be pounded and pounded into meat, and thrown into the Wangchuan River to feed the fish."
Song Wei had a satisfied smile on his face.
But in the next second, her smile froze.
"But if you kill He Hong, you have to be punished first, and then you can take up the post of tour envoy."
Song Weimu nodded, "Okay. I should bear what I do."
King Qin Guang pulled Song Wei to leave.
Sang Luo grabbed King Qin Guang and asked, "Do you know who I was before I came to the underworld?"
Thank you very much for the babies who voted for me every day!Your support is the motivation for me to stay up late every day to write articles~
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