Live broadcast antique city, others will miss your wholesale?
Chapter 6 Is the toilet on the shoulder?
Chapter 6 Is the toilet on the shoulder?
[Master?What master? 】
[The anchor means that this old man actually wants to pick up the leak?Then he was splashed with water and hunted down again, all fake, all routines. 】
[Holy shit, no way, no way, is the leak-picking world so messed up now? 】
[People's hearts are sinister, I really believe it, and I feel sorry for the stall owner who is about to be picked up for a second. 】
Su Bai saw all the barrage in his eyes, and quickly explained:
"Before being splashed with water by my wife, I don't know if it's a routine, maybe this old man is just taking advantage of the situation."
"It's also about handling people's hearts."
"Antiques, people are playing with people, people's hearts."
Su Bai reiterated his point of view again.
In the barrage, some people were cheering, and some people were still unconvinced, and there was a quarrel:
[The one in front seems stupid, but still feels sorry for the stall owner, didn't you hear what the host said?This leak, the old man can't pick it up. 】
[Is what the anchor said must be true?How does the anchor know whether the stall owner knows the goods? 】
Su Bai showed a mysterious smile.
It doesn't matter whether the host knows or not,
The system knows it all.
Three things that the old man wants to pack and buy: the red fish plate in the glaze, the small blue and white incense burner, the jade bergamot,
One of them glows brightly,
It is the krypton gold carrier designated by the system.
——Thumb-sized, hand-held Jade Buddha's hand!
Su Bai figured it out when the old man was bargaining with the stall owner.
The first charge amount given by the system is 66666,
This means,
In the mind of the stall owner, this thing can only be bought at this price.
It is impossible for the stall owner to offer 600 yuan and insist on buying it with 6 yuan.
The first charge is not "krypton gas", but "stupid gas".
At this moment, the bargaining between the stall owner and the old man came to an end.
"In a word, 22 yuan, if possible, pack all three together."
"No."
The stall owner shook his head, then pointed to the plate and the small incense burner: "5 yuan for the plate, 10 yuan for the small incense burner, yes."
"This won't work."
The stall owner reached out and moved the Jade Buddha's hand away.
The old man ground his teeth on the spot, and said without giving up: "How about I add some, 8 yuan for the Jade Bergamot?"
The stall owner smiled and showed the QR code: "That's it, sincerely 80000 yuan."
The old man took out his mobile phone and prepared to scan the QR code to pay. Halfway through the action, he froze and looked up in disbelief: "How much?"
"80000."
The stall owner grinned, showing his yellow teeth.
"Didn't you say 8 yuan?"
"This is a big 8 yuan."
The old man fell silent, sighed, stuffed the phone back into his pocket, and stood up slowly while supporting his knees.
He didn't take a second look at the Niannianyou fish plate and the small blue and white incense burner that he had been knocking on for a long time before.
In the live broadcast room, the barrage was surging again:
[This is my big 8 yuan, hahaha, the expressions on the faces of the two of them are so funny. 】
[Thanks to the anchor for popular science, otherwise I would not be able to catch the jokes, and I would not be able to understand. 】
[The anchor god predicted that the old man really wanted to pick up the leak, and he also acted like the Jade Buddha's hand was only on the head, cunning and cunning, that is, the stall owner knew the value of the things, otherwise he would definitely fall for it. 】
[Ask if you don’t understand, is a small piece of jade worth much? 】
Su Bai resolutely pretended not to see it.
This, I don't understand.
But someone understands.
The old man said regretfully: "The Hetian jade in the middle Qing Dynasty is white in suet, and the carving is good. It is vivid and has no fate."
The stall owner raised his head. He was already sitting on a high stool, showing even more pride: "That's right, Qianlong Gong."
"This is a good thing I got from a pawn shop back then."
For their big show, not only Su Bai and the water friends in the live broadcast room were watching, but also the surrounding stall owners were watching.
The play was not finished before, and they were not good at talking to each other according to the rules, so now they all made jokes:
"Old Gou, no one in this antique city knows that you emptied a pawn shop back then, and the old man is still talking about it."
"No, let me count, it must have been 30 years ago, and it hasn't been sold out yet."
The stall owner, Old Gou, passed out a circle of cigarettes, crossed his legs and said: "This is the only one left, and I am getting old. If it is sold out, it will be sold out. I will go back to my hometown and let my son honor him. I will quit this business."
He ignored the "true or fake" banter, looked at the old man again, and asked, "Brother, why don't you just grit your teeth and go back?"
The old man shook his head: "I can't please, I have a fierce wife at home, I really spend 80000 to please go back, and give me a discount on my legs."
At this time, the roar of the middle-aged woman came: "Old man, how dare you run away? Go back with my old lady."
"hiss!"
The old man gasped, his face changed as soon as he said it, he cupped his hands at the laughing crowd, and ran away with his head in his arms.
Everyone in the live broadcast room couldn't stop laughing:
[Haha, it's true that the family has a fierce wife. 】
[This is a master, it doesn't look like acting. 】
[Confused, is it a deep routine, or a miserable life? 】
[Hey, what is the anchor doing?How did it pass?Don't you still want to pick up the leak? 】
[There is a gross leak, just now the stall owner named Lao Gou leaked all the details, and the entire stall probably only the jade bergamot is real, and it is quite expensive. 】
[For 30 years, let alone a pawn shop, it is a museum, and it has been sold out for 30 years. How can it be true? 】
……
Su Bai didn't go to see the barrage, but squatted down on the booth, picked up the jade Buddha hand, rubbed it warm and delicate with his hands, and saw that the carving was vivid and exquisite, and it was perfect when facing the light...
Even a layman can clearly feel the beauty contained in it.
Su Bai's mind was not on it, he just used this action to calm down his excited mood, but he was shouting in his heart:
"There is a leak! There is a leak!"
"The one left in the pawn shop is not one, but two, two!"
A second ago, Su Bai was still thinking about bargaining and buying it. After finishing the first charge task, he was thinking of leaving, until inadvertently, the glasses scanned something...
"What about the live broadcast?" Lao Gou smacked his mouth curiously, "What about the live broadcast? Let's broadcast it, let's open the eyes of the current dolls, I am a good thing with a history."
Su Bai rolled his eyes, and when he had an idea, he put down the Jade Buddha's hand and nodded with a smile: "Good stuff, old man, do you think there is a history of these things?"
"That's not it." Lao Gou sat up straight, and talked eloquently: "That was in the early 90s. I was a contractor, and I decorated a pawn shop for someone. After the work was done, the money hadn't been settled yet. The pawn shop owner severely cracked down on me. went in."
"The money couldn't be collected, and his family didn't understand, so they asked me to move the things in the pawnshop to pay the bill."
"I had no choice but to admit that I was unlucky. Who would have thought that it would be 30 years since I entered the antique business just to sell those things."
When it came to the end, Lao Gou looked somber, and the envious saliva of the water friends in the live broadcast room almost didn't overflow from the barrage.
After finishing talking about ancient times, Lao Gou waved his hand and included most of the things on the stall: "These are all good things from the pawn shop. The old man is old and can't do it anymore. After selling it, he will go home and take care of himself. He will talk about what he likes." , sell you cheaper."
Suddenly, Su Bai showed a strange expression,
In the live broadcast room, Yishui said, "I believe in your evil, the old man is very bad."
"Cough cough..."
Su Bai coughed twice, cleared his throat, and said, "Old man, you want to take back the mountains and go back to enjoy life in peace, I would like to do my best, let's discuss it..."
In the middle of speaking, Su Bai took the phone in his hand and pretended to operate it a few times, then put it in his pocket, and continued: "I'll turn off the live broadcast first."
Lao Gou laughed again and showed his yellow teeth: "Close it, close it, it's really uncomfortable to take pictures."
Su Bai smiled and said, "Old man, this jade Buddha's hand is indeed a good thing, and the others... I just heard it from the side."
"Ha, is that so?" Old Gou rubbed his nose regretfully, and laughed without embarrassment.
Having spent 30 years in the antique city, he has developed a thick skin long ago.
Su Bai went on to say: "This jade bergamot, please give me a little, I will pay 66666 yuan, I wish the old man a smooth journey home to retire from the mountain."
"You give me a price for the leftovers on the stall, and I'll make it up for you. I'll tell the fans that it's true, and give them a lottery and give them benefits."
"Your old man can go home to take care of himself without worrying about it."
After Su Bai finished speaking, he looked at the stall owner Lao Gou with a smile.
The old dog showed hesitation.
In the live broadcast room, the water friends were in a fog.
They naturally saw everything that happened just now. After all, Su Bai's live broadcast relied on the system's black technology glasses, and the mobile phone was originally a decoration.
[What is the anchor doing?Forgot to turn off the series? 】
[No fakes! 】
[Crafts are also good. 】
【In front, is that thing on your shoulders a toilet?The anchor is obviously picking on the leak! 】
[The above is correct. Some people call their heads not heads, but toilets. I dare to bet my toilets that the anchor 100% sees the leak. 】
In the studio, those who are determined, those who are skeptical, those who attack personally, those who move a bench to watch a show...
Under the watchful eyes of everyone, the stall owner Laogou gritted his teeth and stomped his feet: "66666 yuan is fine, just treat it as a flattery, and make up the rest, you give me a total of 90000 yuan, all of which are yours."
Lao Gou stood up: "I'll pat my butt and leave."
"call……"
Su Bai let out a long breath, and said in his heart:
"Stable."
"This leak, I picked it up."
(End of this chapter)
[Master?What master? 】
[The anchor means that this old man actually wants to pick up the leak?Then he was splashed with water and hunted down again, all fake, all routines. 】
[Holy shit, no way, no way, is the leak-picking world so messed up now? 】
[People's hearts are sinister, I really believe it, and I feel sorry for the stall owner who is about to be picked up for a second. 】
Su Bai saw all the barrage in his eyes, and quickly explained:
"Before being splashed with water by my wife, I don't know if it's a routine, maybe this old man is just taking advantage of the situation."
"It's also about handling people's hearts."
"Antiques, people are playing with people, people's hearts."
Su Bai reiterated his point of view again.
In the barrage, some people were cheering, and some people were still unconvinced, and there was a quarrel:
[The one in front seems stupid, but still feels sorry for the stall owner, didn't you hear what the host said?This leak, the old man can't pick it up. 】
[Is what the anchor said must be true?How does the anchor know whether the stall owner knows the goods? 】
Su Bai showed a mysterious smile.
It doesn't matter whether the host knows or not,
The system knows it all.
Three things that the old man wants to pack and buy: the red fish plate in the glaze, the small blue and white incense burner, the jade bergamot,
One of them glows brightly,
It is the krypton gold carrier designated by the system.
——Thumb-sized, hand-held Jade Buddha's hand!
Su Bai figured it out when the old man was bargaining with the stall owner.
The first charge amount given by the system is 66666,
This means,
In the mind of the stall owner, this thing can only be bought at this price.
It is impossible for the stall owner to offer 600 yuan and insist on buying it with 6 yuan.
The first charge is not "krypton gas", but "stupid gas".
At this moment, the bargaining between the stall owner and the old man came to an end.
"In a word, 22 yuan, if possible, pack all three together."
"No."
The stall owner shook his head, then pointed to the plate and the small incense burner: "5 yuan for the plate, 10 yuan for the small incense burner, yes."
"This won't work."
The stall owner reached out and moved the Jade Buddha's hand away.
The old man ground his teeth on the spot, and said without giving up: "How about I add some, 8 yuan for the Jade Bergamot?"
The stall owner smiled and showed the QR code: "That's it, sincerely 80000 yuan."
The old man took out his mobile phone and prepared to scan the QR code to pay. Halfway through the action, he froze and looked up in disbelief: "How much?"
"80000."
The stall owner grinned, showing his yellow teeth.
"Didn't you say 8 yuan?"
"This is a big 8 yuan."
The old man fell silent, sighed, stuffed the phone back into his pocket, and stood up slowly while supporting his knees.
He didn't take a second look at the Niannianyou fish plate and the small blue and white incense burner that he had been knocking on for a long time before.
In the live broadcast room, the barrage was surging again:
[This is my big 8 yuan, hahaha, the expressions on the faces of the two of them are so funny. 】
[Thanks to the anchor for popular science, otherwise I would not be able to catch the jokes, and I would not be able to understand. 】
[The anchor god predicted that the old man really wanted to pick up the leak, and he also acted like the Jade Buddha's hand was only on the head, cunning and cunning, that is, the stall owner knew the value of the things, otherwise he would definitely fall for it. 】
[Ask if you don’t understand, is a small piece of jade worth much? 】
Su Bai resolutely pretended not to see it.
This, I don't understand.
But someone understands.
The old man said regretfully: "The Hetian jade in the middle Qing Dynasty is white in suet, and the carving is good. It is vivid and has no fate."
The stall owner raised his head. He was already sitting on a high stool, showing even more pride: "That's right, Qianlong Gong."
"This is a good thing I got from a pawn shop back then."
For their big show, not only Su Bai and the water friends in the live broadcast room were watching, but also the surrounding stall owners were watching.
The play was not finished before, and they were not good at talking to each other according to the rules, so now they all made jokes:
"Old Gou, no one in this antique city knows that you emptied a pawn shop back then, and the old man is still talking about it."
"No, let me count, it must have been 30 years ago, and it hasn't been sold out yet."
The stall owner, Old Gou, passed out a circle of cigarettes, crossed his legs and said: "This is the only one left, and I am getting old. If it is sold out, it will be sold out. I will go back to my hometown and let my son honor him. I will quit this business."
He ignored the "true or fake" banter, looked at the old man again, and asked, "Brother, why don't you just grit your teeth and go back?"
The old man shook his head: "I can't please, I have a fierce wife at home, I really spend 80000 to please go back, and give me a discount on my legs."
At this time, the roar of the middle-aged woman came: "Old man, how dare you run away? Go back with my old lady."
"hiss!"
The old man gasped, his face changed as soon as he said it, he cupped his hands at the laughing crowd, and ran away with his head in his arms.
Everyone in the live broadcast room couldn't stop laughing:
[Haha, it's true that the family has a fierce wife. 】
[This is a master, it doesn't look like acting. 】
[Confused, is it a deep routine, or a miserable life? 】
[Hey, what is the anchor doing?How did it pass?Don't you still want to pick up the leak? 】
[There is a gross leak, just now the stall owner named Lao Gou leaked all the details, and the entire stall probably only the jade bergamot is real, and it is quite expensive. 】
[For 30 years, let alone a pawn shop, it is a museum, and it has been sold out for 30 years. How can it be true? 】
……
Su Bai didn't go to see the barrage, but squatted down on the booth, picked up the jade Buddha hand, rubbed it warm and delicate with his hands, and saw that the carving was vivid and exquisite, and it was perfect when facing the light...
Even a layman can clearly feel the beauty contained in it.
Su Bai's mind was not on it, he just used this action to calm down his excited mood, but he was shouting in his heart:
"There is a leak! There is a leak!"
"The one left in the pawn shop is not one, but two, two!"
A second ago, Su Bai was still thinking about bargaining and buying it. After finishing the first charge task, he was thinking of leaving, until inadvertently, the glasses scanned something...
"What about the live broadcast?" Lao Gou smacked his mouth curiously, "What about the live broadcast? Let's broadcast it, let's open the eyes of the current dolls, I am a good thing with a history."
Su Bai rolled his eyes, and when he had an idea, he put down the Jade Buddha's hand and nodded with a smile: "Good stuff, old man, do you think there is a history of these things?"
"That's not it." Lao Gou sat up straight, and talked eloquently: "That was in the early 90s. I was a contractor, and I decorated a pawn shop for someone. After the work was done, the money hadn't been settled yet. The pawn shop owner severely cracked down on me. went in."
"The money couldn't be collected, and his family didn't understand, so they asked me to move the things in the pawnshop to pay the bill."
"I had no choice but to admit that I was unlucky. Who would have thought that it would be 30 years since I entered the antique business just to sell those things."
When it came to the end, Lao Gou looked somber, and the envious saliva of the water friends in the live broadcast room almost didn't overflow from the barrage.
After finishing talking about ancient times, Lao Gou waved his hand and included most of the things on the stall: "These are all good things from the pawn shop. The old man is old and can't do it anymore. After selling it, he will go home and take care of himself. He will talk about what he likes." , sell you cheaper."
Suddenly, Su Bai showed a strange expression,
In the live broadcast room, Yishui said, "I believe in your evil, the old man is very bad."
"Cough cough..."
Su Bai coughed twice, cleared his throat, and said, "Old man, you want to take back the mountains and go back to enjoy life in peace, I would like to do my best, let's discuss it..."
In the middle of speaking, Su Bai took the phone in his hand and pretended to operate it a few times, then put it in his pocket, and continued: "I'll turn off the live broadcast first."
Lao Gou laughed again and showed his yellow teeth: "Close it, close it, it's really uncomfortable to take pictures."
Su Bai smiled and said, "Old man, this jade Buddha's hand is indeed a good thing, and the others... I just heard it from the side."
"Ha, is that so?" Old Gou rubbed his nose regretfully, and laughed without embarrassment.
Having spent 30 years in the antique city, he has developed a thick skin long ago.
Su Bai went on to say: "This jade bergamot, please give me a little, I will pay 66666 yuan, I wish the old man a smooth journey home to retire from the mountain."
"You give me a price for the leftovers on the stall, and I'll make it up for you. I'll tell the fans that it's true, and give them a lottery and give them benefits."
"Your old man can go home to take care of himself without worrying about it."
After Su Bai finished speaking, he looked at the stall owner Lao Gou with a smile.
The old dog showed hesitation.
In the live broadcast room, the water friends were in a fog.
They naturally saw everything that happened just now. After all, Su Bai's live broadcast relied on the system's black technology glasses, and the mobile phone was originally a decoration.
[What is the anchor doing?Forgot to turn off the series? 】
[No fakes! 】
[Crafts are also good. 】
【In front, is that thing on your shoulders a toilet?The anchor is obviously picking on the leak! 】
[The above is correct. Some people call their heads not heads, but toilets. I dare to bet my toilets that the anchor 100% sees the leak. 】
In the studio, those who are determined, those who are skeptical, those who attack personally, those who move a bench to watch a show...
Under the watchful eyes of everyone, the stall owner Laogou gritted his teeth and stomped his feet: "66666 yuan is fine, just treat it as a flattery, and make up the rest, you give me a total of 90000 yuan, all of which are yours."
Lao Gou stood up: "I'll pat my butt and leave."
"call……"
Su Bai let out a long breath, and said in his heart:
"Stable."
"This leak, I picked it up."
(End of this chapter)
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