Lovely wife, my husband is not human
Chapter 21 What kind of experience is it for multiple ghosts to seize one person at the same time?
Chapter 21 What kind of experience is it for multiple ghosts to seize one person at the same time?
The boss was really moved after hearing this, and hurriedly said: "Then Miss Su, please treat my daughter too. I am a father who really sees it and is anxious in my heart, hey!"
Su Mile pretended to be embarrassed: "But there are too many people who have come to me for consultation recently. I am really busy and it is not easy to arrange."
The boss is an old fox in business, how could he not understand what she meant, and immediately answered: "Miss Su, don't worry, we will pay no matter how much it costs, as long as it can make my daughter get better."
"The fee is not necessary. It's right for me to make friends with you. It's just the top-grade cinnabar." Su Mile deliberately pinched this point and didn't let go.
The boss saw that she was so straightforward, and he couldn't be stingy to search, so he waved his hand and said, "I will give you the best cinnabar. How can these extraneous things be as important as my daughter's future."
"thank you boss!"
With the best cinnabar in hand, Su Mile polished it into cinnabar paste for drawing talismans, and re-drawn a psychic talisman.
Dozens of grams of cinnabar paste is enough to draw a lot of talismans. Wouldn't it be a piece of cake to ask spirits in the future!
"Hey, I'm such a clever ghost~" Su Mile pinched the top-quality psychic charm in his hand and couldn't help but praise himself.
This time, the "Heavenly Eye" is greatly enhanced by the blessing of the best cinnabar. Not only can you see the ghosts on Xiaoling's body, but you can also hear the voices of the spirits.
It's just that the sound is noisy and mixed, which is comparable to the noisy vegetable market.
Su Mile listened intently, and could vaguely discern the following conversation.
[Why did she draw another talisman? 】
[Won't you find us? 】
[I didn't move at all, it's not my fault. 】
[This bitch looks really good-looking, hehe. 】
【Damn it, Xiaochang, you're squeezing shit at me again! 】
[Director, I don't want to either, but you are a big intestine, where can you squeeze it if you don't squeeze it?Throat? 】
At this time, Xiaoling's throat made a swallowing movement.
【Have you asked your stomach and mouth for opinions? 】
【You want me to spit shit out!Don't blame me for drinking chili water to kill you! 】
[Wife, don't talk, you are the mouth, and outsiders can hear you when you speak. 】
【You have to cooperate with your throat, otherwise it's just a mouth movement, Zhang Shizhong, are you still in charge of me?You stay still and don't move, your hair will stand up like a hedgehog again later! 】
Xiao Ling's mouth opened and closed, and it was really moving. Su Mile suddenly realized that these spirit bodies might have seized different organs, which is why Xiao Ling's body was so weird before.
[Can your husband and wife stop the meeting?Why are the two people in charge of playing tricks talking more than the protagonist? 】
She tried to talk to the spirit body to confirm this conjecture.
Su Mile: "Why are you on the same person?"
[She is talking to us? 】
【Seems to be. 】
Su Mile: "Yes, I was talking to you, but you are too noisy now and I can't hear you clearly, can you talk to each other one by one."
[I'm the director, I'll come first. 】
Su Mile: "Okay, then answer me, why are you on the same person?"
[I'm not clear about this question either, everyone died at the same time, and then it became like this. 】
Su Mile: "How did you all die?"
[When encountering a sandstorm during the shooting in the desert, none of the crew was spared. 】
Su Mile opened the search software, and sure enough, she found a piece of related news.
A filming team of more than [-] people disappeared in the Kappalgan Desert. Search and rescue personnel have been searching for more than half a month. The whereabouts of the crew are still unknown.
[Miss, I think you can draw talismans and conjure spells like the Taoist school, don't you want us poor lonely souls to fly away?We have not been dead for long, we have never harmed anyone, and now we don’t know what kind of coincidence caused more than [-] members of our crew, no more than [-] ghosts, to live on this little girl. good? 】
It turned out that these spirit bodies were afraid that Su Mile would drive them to extinction, so they didn't dare to drive Xiao Ling's body to do those crazy and abnormal actions in front of them.
"But your existence has brought a lot of trouble to Xiaoling's daily life. She is now facing the college entrance examination, and the quality of sleep at night is especially important. You are ruining the future of this little girl by messing around like this."
[We don’t want to do this either. We have more than thirty ghosts occupying more than thirty parts of her body, but the brain is not occupied, and we can’t control what she does during the day, so we can only come out when she is sleeping and her brain is dormant. Move your muscles.]
[I'm not talking about the director, you have a large intestine, what kind of muscles do you want to exercise?As soon as you move your muscles and bones, Xiao Ling has to shit, and when she shits, I will woo woo woo]
I don't know which ghost couldn't help but interjected.
Su Mile followed the sound and found that the crying sound came from Xiaoling's buttocks.
[It’s really a reincarnation in the law of heaven, who is forgiven by the heavens, I didn’t expect that your investor would end up like this, the senior heroine I hired with great difficulty, you can change it at your word, and change it to your who doesn’t know whether it’s the third or the fourth An [-]th-tier actor who is not well-known came to be my heroine, and now he is being called to the police!Hehehe!I'm going to move, I'll eat shit and kill you! 】
He only heard the gurgling sound of the large intestine wriggling in Xiao Ling's abdomen, and then under the investor's constant wailing, there was a loud pop, and Su Mile quickly pinched his nose to vomit.
Xiao Ling became incontinent.
[Hahaha, it really relieves hatred! 】
[I want to divest!To divest! 】
[Withdraw your bloody capital, people are dead, what's the use of money?How dare you use divestment to pressure me?I'm the director, and I'm the biggest in the whole crew, so I won't let you be so useless! 】
"I won't be polite if you do this again!" Su Mile hurriedly opened the window to ventilate, the smell of excrement in the room was suffocating.
"At first, I was planning to give you one by one super speed so that you can have a good birth in the next life, but now you actually control Xiaoling's body to shit in my shop! I'm so mad that I don't care if the speed is not too high, just destroy it and save trouble! "
[Farewell, aunt!I apologize to you for the director! 】
[The director is too naive!How can we implicate our entire crew! 】
[Yeah, don't be angry, you untie Xiaoling, we promise to clean up for you! 】
[But the male one and the male two haven't agreed yet?If the tie is loosened, one of the two enemies is left-handed and the other is right-handed, so what if they fight again? 】
[Male one, male two, you should say something!Cleaning depends on your two hands!Shake hands and make peace! 】
[Alright, for the sake of the overall situation, I will bear with you for a while. 】
[Why do you keep stealing my lines?What's wrong with the male number one?Don't you have to rely on my male number two to prop up the plot for you to have a role?opinionated. 】
[All right, you two, I am the director and I have the final say. Although I provoked this incident, please let the two of you clear up your suspicions and help everyone tide over the difficulties together. The hopes of the entire crew rest on your hands. 】
[Miss, please untie Xiao Ling, we will clean it right away. 】
"Then I'll give you another chance. I've untied you. Don't run out to scare people like yesterday."
All the ghosts agreed again and again.
Su Mile untied the hemp rope that bound Xiaoling, but the ghosts in the crew didn't seem to cooperate with each other very well...
(End of this chapter)
The boss was really moved after hearing this, and hurriedly said: "Then Miss Su, please treat my daughter too. I am a father who really sees it and is anxious in my heart, hey!"
Su Mile pretended to be embarrassed: "But there are too many people who have come to me for consultation recently. I am really busy and it is not easy to arrange."
The boss is an old fox in business, how could he not understand what she meant, and immediately answered: "Miss Su, don't worry, we will pay no matter how much it costs, as long as it can make my daughter get better."
"The fee is not necessary. It's right for me to make friends with you. It's just the top-grade cinnabar." Su Mile deliberately pinched this point and didn't let go.
The boss saw that she was so straightforward, and he couldn't be stingy to search, so he waved his hand and said, "I will give you the best cinnabar. How can these extraneous things be as important as my daughter's future."
"thank you boss!"
With the best cinnabar in hand, Su Mile polished it into cinnabar paste for drawing talismans, and re-drawn a psychic talisman.
Dozens of grams of cinnabar paste is enough to draw a lot of talismans. Wouldn't it be a piece of cake to ask spirits in the future!
"Hey, I'm such a clever ghost~" Su Mile pinched the top-quality psychic charm in his hand and couldn't help but praise himself.
This time, the "Heavenly Eye" is greatly enhanced by the blessing of the best cinnabar. Not only can you see the ghosts on Xiaoling's body, but you can also hear the voices of the spirits.
It's just that the sound is noisy and mixed, which is comparable to the noisy vegetable market.
Su Mile listened intently, and could vaguely discern the following conversation.
[Why did she draw another talisman? 】
[Won't you find us? 】
[I didn't move at all, it's not my fault. 】
[This bitch looks really good-looking, hehe. 】
【Damn it, Xiaochang, you're squeezing shit at me again! 】
[Director, I don't want to either, but you are a big intestine, where can you squeeze it if you don't squeeze it?Throat? 】
At this time, Xiaoling's throat made a swallowing movement.
【Have you asked your stomach and mouth for opinions? 】
【You want me to spit shit out!Don't blame me for drinking chili water to kill you! 】
[Wife, don't talk, you are the mouth, and outsiders can hear you when you speak. 】
【You have to cooperate with your throat, otherwise it's just a mouth movement, Zhang Shizhong, are you still in charge of me?You stay still and don't move, your hair will stand up like a hedgehog again later! 】
Xiao Ling's mouth opened and closed, and it was really moving. Su Mile suddenly realized that these spirit bodies might have seized different organs, which is why Xiao Ling's body was so weird before.
[Can your husband and wife stop the meeting?Why are the two people in charge of playing tricks talking more than the protagonist? 】
She tried to talk to the spirit body to confirm this conjecture.
Su Mile: "Why are you on the same person?"
[She is talking to us? 】
【Seems to be. 】
Su Mile: "Yes, I was talking to you, but you are too noisy now and I can't hear you clearly, can you talk to each other one by one."
[I'm the director, I'll come first. 】
Su Mile: "Okay, then answer me, why are you on the same person?"
[I'm not clear about this question either, everyone died at the same time, and then it became like this. 】
Su Mile: "How did you all die?"
[When encountering a sandstorm during the shooting in the desert, none of the crew was spared. 】
Su Mile opened the search software, and sure enough, she found a piece of related news.
A filming team of more than [-] people disappeared in the Kappalgan Desert. Search and rescue personnel have been searching for more than half a month. The whereabouts of the crew are still unknown.
[Miss, I think you can draw talismans and conjure spells like the Taoist school, don't you want us poor lonely souls to fly away?We have not been dead for long, we have never harmed anyone, and now we don’t know what kind of coincidence caused more than [-] members of our crew, no more than [-] ghosts, to live on this little girl. good? 】
It turned out that these spirit bodies were afraid that Su Mile would drive them to extinction, so they didn't dare to drive Xiao Ling's body to do those crazy and abnormal actions in front of them.
"But your existence has brought a lot of trouble to Xiaoling's daily life. She is now facing the college entrance examination, and the quality of sleep at night is especially important. You are ruining the future of this little girl by messing around like this."
[We don’t want to do this either. We have more than thirty ghosts occupying more than thirty parts of her body, but the brain is not occupied, and we can’t control what she does during the day, so we can only come out when she is sleeping and her brain is dormant. Move your muscles.]
[I'm not talking about the director, you have a large intestine, what kind of muscles do you want to exercise?As soon as you move your muscles and bones, Xiao Ling has to shit, and when she shits, I will woo woo woo]
I don't know which ghost couldn't help but interjected.
Su Mile followed the sound and found that the crying sound came from Xiaoling's buttocks.
[It’s really a reincarnation in the law of heaven, who is forgiven by the heavens, I didn’t expect that your investor would end up like this, the senior heroine I hired with great difficulty, you can change it at your word, and change it to your who doesn’t know whether it’s the third or the fourth An [-]th-tier actor who is not well-known came to be my heroine, and now he is being called to the police!Hehehe!I'm going to move, I'll eat shit and kill you! 】
He only heard the gurgling sound of the large intestine wriggling in Xiao Ling's abdomen, and then under the investor's constant wailing, there was a loud pop, and Su Mile quickly pinched his nose to vomit.
Xiao Ling became incontinent.
[Hahaha, it really relieves hatred! 】
[I want to divest!To divest! 】
[Withdraw your bloody capital, people are dead, what's the use of money?How dare you use divestment to pressure me?I'm the director, and I'm the biggest in the whole crew, so I won't let you be so useless! 】
"I won't be polite if you do this again!" Su Mile hurriedly opened the window to ventilate, the smell of excrement in the room was suffocating.
"At first, I was planning to give you one by one super speed so that you can have a good birth in the next life, but now you actually control Xiaoling's body to shit in my shop! I'm so mad that I don't care if the speed is not too high, just destroy it and save trouble! "
[Farewell, aunt!I apologize to you for the director! 】
[The director is too naive!How can we implicate our entire crew! 】
[Yeah, don't be angry, you untie Xiaoling, we promise to clean up for you! 】
[But the male one and the male two haven't agreed yet?If the tie is loosened, one of the two enemies is left-handed and the other is right-handed, so what if they fight again? 】
[Male one, male two, you should say something!Cleaning depends on your two hands!Shake hands and make peace! 】
[Alright, for the sake of the overall situation, I will bear with you for a while. 】
[Why do you keep stealing my lines?What's wrong with the male number one?Don't you have to rely on my male number two to prop up the plot for you to have a role?opinionated. 】
[All right, you two, I am the director and I have the final say. Although I provoked this incident, please let the two of you clear up your suspicions and help everyone tide over the difficulties together. The hopes of the entire crew rest on your hands. 】
[Miss, please untie Xiao Ling, we will clean it right away. 】
"Then I'll give you another chance. I've untied you. Don't run out to scare people like yesterday."
All the ghosts agreed again and again.
Su Mile untied the hemp rope that bound Xiaoling, but the ghosts in the crew didn't seem to cooperate with each other very well...
(End of this chapter)
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