Lovely wife, my husband is not human

Su Mile swallowed.

Immediately, Mo Xie's crazily vomiting voice came from his ears: "Susu, are you sure you read the title correctly? This little piggy has grown into such a shocking appearance, where are the many suitors harassing?"

"emmm" Su Mile held up the task list and looked at it carefully.

After confirming that she read it correctly, she first gave Zhu Xiaohua an embarrassed yet polite smile, and then replied to Mo Xie with her thoughts: "Pigs don't care about appearances, maybe they have other special qualities, so let's find out first." Let's talk about the situation."

Zhu Xiaohua turned sideways, made room for the door, and gestured for the guests to come in.

Su Mile said thank you, but hesitated at the door, because the gap was only big enough for the paper man to get in.

"Come in and talk, why are you being polite?" Zhu Xiaohua urged, not realizing that the gap she left was not enough for others to pass through.

"Is it cooking in the house and the fire hasn't been turned off yet?" Su Mile smelled a faint smell of burnt food.

Zhu Xiaohua slapped her thigh and let out an impatient pig cry: "Oh! I'm cooking vegetables in the pot!" She turned around and went into the house to get busy.

Only then did Su Mile generously follow in. The room was messy and smelly, like most pigs' nests.

She found a stool and sat down, waiting for Zhu Xiaohua to finish her work in the kitchen.

After a while, Zhu Xiaohua came out with a big steaming pot, and waved at Su Mile: "You are lucky, come and taste my unparalleled cooking skills."

There are sweet potatoes and cornmeal in the big pot, red, green, black, and they are stewed in a mess, which makes people lose their appetite at first sight.

"No, no, I came after dinner." Su Mile waved his hands again and again, shaking his head like a rattle.

"Oh." Zhu Xiaohua picked up the big spoon and started to cook the rice, gulping until her mouth was full of oil. Halfway through the meal, she felt that the spoon was too in the way, and she wanted to bury her head in the basin to eat.

It didn't take a while for the big pot to bottom out, and Zhu Xiaohua licked the bottom of the pot cleaner than her face.

Mo Xie: "How much her suitors can't take it easy."

Su Mile: "Will the pig village regard fat as beauty, and the aesthetics are different from ours?"

Mo Xie: "As far as I know, the aesthetics of monsters of different races are indeed different. In the pig village, it is beautiful to be strong, not to be fat, because the magic power of pig demons is low, and eating too fat will become a hunting for carnivores. Object, not good for survival."

Su Mile saw that Zhu Xiaohua was full, so she asked, "Can you tell me about your situation? I want to know how to deal with it for you."

Zhu Xiaohua raised her hand and wiped her mouth, and burped contentedly: "In our village, Zhu Daqiang, Zhu Tiezhu, and Zhu Shidan, these three guys, know how to wander around behind my ass all day long. I show my love, and I'm bored to death."

Su Mile then found the three pig demons.

Zhu Daqiang said that Zhu Xiaohua often came to his watermelon patch to steal watermelon, and he beat her every time he saw her.

Zhu Tiezhu said that Zhu Xiaohua didn't give money for buying sweet potatoes. He asked her to ask for it eight hundred times, but each time he said there was no money.

Zhu Shidan said that Zhu Xiaohua sang to his balcony every night, which affected his rest and was extremely lacking in quality.

The three pig demons have already reported Zhu Xiaohua to the Demon Management Bureau, and when they learned that Su Mile was here to help Zhu Village resolve the dispute, they clamored for her to get rid of Zhu Xiaohua as soon as possible.

Su Mile looked at the task list, and there were three tasks like this.

【Help Zhu Daqiang, a resident of Pig Village No. 117, catch the thief who stole the watermelon. 】

[Help Zhu Tiezhu, a resident of Pig Village No. 135, get back the money for selling sweet potatoes. 】

[Help Zhu Shidan, a resident of Pig Village No. 125, solve the problem of neighbors making noise at night. 】

Mo Xie snapped his fingers: "Sure enough, it is a sub-question. The criterion for the success of the task is that the complainant withdraws the complaint. If Susu can persuade Zhu Xiaohua to pay back the money and apologize, and stop disturbing the people at night, you can relax." Get 40 points."

Su Mile shook her head: "Persuasion is useless. Zhu Xiaohua must be taught a lesson. Arresting her in the Bureau of Demon Control and fineing her is the best solution at present."

Mo Xie: "But in this way, Zhu Xiaohua's mission will fail, and you will only get 15 points in the end."

Su Mile: "The reason why Zhu Xiaohua regards these three people as suitors is because of a psychological problem, which creates an illusion that beatings are kisses or love, this is called narcissistic personality disorder in psychology, or NPD for short. .”

"NPD can't see the problems in their social behavior, and their high self-inflated awareness makes them extremely confident. NPD looks at things with extreme ego, and will not admit that they have made mistakes, but only think that others must be wrong."

"So it's useless to persuade NPD to apologize. Zhu Xiaohua will never realize that her actions have caused harm to others. This kind of cognitive impairment cannot be cured."

"Instead of wasting a lot of time trying to persuade her, it's better to hurry up and do the next task."

Mo Xie sighed: "I always thought that Susu was a girl with a special heart, just like that trip to the desert, I didn't think it was necessary to go to the desert to find corpses in order to save the dead. It would be easier to kill them directly, but in the end you still After doing it, the way of handling it this time is decisive, which is really impressive!"

Su Mile was thoughtful: "If there is a chance in the future, I will still help Zhu Xiaohua with psychological treatment. Even if NPD cannot be completely cured, at least it can control the disease and let her have a correct understanding of herself."

When Zhu Xiaohua knew that Su Mile had not only failed to help her solve the problem, but actually wanted to solve it herself, she was so angry that she pointed at her nose and scolded her.

Mo Xie couldn't stand listening to it, so he insisted on getting out of the ring to show this unrestrained shrew pig demon a little bit of color.

But Su Mile didn't take it seriously, and always faced the furious Zhu Xiaohua with a smile.

Not being affected by the patient's negative emotions is the basic way to get along with NPD.

Zhu Xiaohua was tired of scolding, and slowly slumped on the ground panting heavily. Su Mile took out the red thread and brass ring to hypnotize her by surprise.

After such an operation, Zhu Xiaohua was detained by the Demon Control Bureau, the digital points of the pocket watch instantly became 15, and the four tasks related to Zhucun on the task list were also eliminated immediately.

It took a full two hours this time.

With Zhucun's experience in completing tasks in batches, Su Mile made a decision to aggregate tasks in the same area first, so that multiple tasks can be completed in one trip, which is convenient and trouble-free.

But soon she discovered a new problem, the competition was too exciting, and the opponent was not as easy to deal with as imagined.

The Bureau of Demon Control has an electronic screen that shows the completion status of the current contestants' tasks. Only two hours have passed, and the highest-ranked score has reached 120 points.

On the other hand, Su Mile managed to get 15 points, but he couldn't even make it into the top [-].