Lovely wife, my husband is not human

Thousands of years ago, on a quiet noon, Li Chu went to the human world to capture the naughty little God of Love on the orders of the Lord Cang Yan.

The God of Love, as the name suggests, is the god in charge of love. Many people like to confuse the God of Love with Yuelao, the god in charge of marriage. In fact, the two are not the same at all.

The god of love was born in the west. He looks like a quirky child with the same temperament as a child. He loves to have fun, likes to run around, and shoots arrows with a bow. People who are hit by the same arrow of love will have mutual affection.

Yuelao is very popular in the East. He is an old man who works hard to lead people's lives. He has a traditional temperament and is known as the "three-in-one".Don’t get involved if you don’t have the right ethics, don’t get involved if you have different races, don’t get involved if you don’t belong to the right family.

But ever since the little Cupid set up his bow and arrows in the human world and shot them randomly, Yue Lao had a headache.

Two people who can't be hit by eight poles can inexplicably look at each other. The red thread originally arranged for them is provoked and stretched by the arrow of love, turning into a messy ball that is constantly being cut and sorted out.

Yuelao was furious and sued the little Cupid to the Shenjun Hall, and Cang Yan sent Li Chu to quell the love disaster.

Li Chu was full of confidence, thinking how could a little kid be his opponent, so he didn't want to be careless.

The God of Love was very naughty and cunning. He played a hide-and-seek game with her, sometimes hiding so much that Li Chu couldn't be found. He kept her spinning around like a headless fly. He would also jump out from time to time and stick out his tongue at her, laughing at her. Dasha girl.

Seeing that he couldn't catch him by force, Li Chu tried to outwit him. Since the God of Love has the nature of a child, he must have the same weaknesses as children: he is ignorant of the world, simple and easy to deceive.

With a plan on his mind, Li Chu hid his divine power and turned into an old woman selling candy, selling it in the place where the little cupid usually hangs out.

When the God of Love saw the candy man, he couldn't walk. He took out a few coins and was about to buy it.The moment Li Chu handed over the candy man, he curled his lips and put the God-binding bag on the God of Love's head.

This experience has also been adapted into various versions by myths and legends, and it is derived from the famous phrase "kid, what color sack do you want?", which came from here.

Li Chu put the God-binding bag on his shoulder and took advantage of the glow to rush to the Palace of the Gods to recover his life.

The little cupid was extremely restless, punching and kicking in the God-binding bag. Although the God-binding bag had the function of isolating the divine power, it could not block the punches and kicks.

Li Chu grimaced in pain and had no choice but to tie the mouth of the God-binding bag tighter.

Halfway through, Li Chu suddenly felt soft-hearted. Was it too much to treat a child like this?

So she comforted her with a warm voice: "Don't be afraid, little Cupid. As long as you promise not to shoot arrows randomly, the god will not make things difficult for you."

Little Cupid: "Let me out, I want to pee!"

Li Chu: "Can you persist?"

Little Cupid: "No, no, let me out quickly, or I will pee on you."

Li Chu: "What if I let you out and you run away? If you really can't hold it in, just pee. Sister, just go back and take a shower."

Little Cupid: "."

After a while, the little cupid said again: "My stomach hurts."

Li Chu didn't give him any chance: "If you want to poop, you can do it in the bag."

Little Cupid: "No, my stomach hurts because I was injured. I'm bleeding."

Li Chu: "Who can hurt you?" Little Cupid: "It's a very powerful demon. I couldn't defeat it and was injured. My bow and arrows were also taken away."

Li Chu vaguely smelled the smell of blood, and when he saw red blood stains actually oozing out from the sack, he felt bad. It looked like he was seriously injured and needed immediate treatment.

She paused for a moment, worried that it was the little cupid's trick, but the blood on the bag was shocking. Then she thought about it, she did not see the little cupid's bow and arrow when she was selling candy, and he always looked at him without leaving his hand.

After all, she was still worried about the child's injury. Li Chu hurriedly opened the bag, but what greeted her was the grimace of the little cupid and the sound of arrows breaking through the air.
It turns out that Cupid's arrows have no substance. Cupid can squeeze the gas into arrows at any time, and the blood on the bag is just a cover-up.

The God of Love shot two arrows. Li Chu turned his head to avoid one of them, but the other one was at a tricky angle, too close, and too fast. Li Chu had no time to dodge and was pierced by the arrow.

She felt a numbness in her heart, and her limbs lost strength. She didn't even have the strength to fly through the clouds, and fell straight from the clouds.

The God of Love took the opportunity to escape from the God-binding bag and stuck out his tongue at Li Chu, who was falling freely.

Demon Lord Mingguang was taking a nap on the tree at this time. Suddenly, his heart hurt and he didn't know what had penetrated him. He opened his clothes and checked, but there was no wound.

Looking up at the sky, a ray of rays of light falls rapidly. If I look closely, I see that it is not a ray of rays of light, but a goddess clothed in rays of rays of light!

Without thinking much, the black figure soared into the sky like a whirlwind, firmly receiving the beam of rays of light into his arms.

The two looked at each other for a thousand years.

"It's you again? Instead of catching fish, you caught birds this time? It seems that you didn't catch them either." Ming Guang taunted while helping Li Chu to stand upright.

After breathing for a while, Li Chu finally regained his composure, and said anxiously, "It's not a bird, it's Cupid. Have you seen a child with wings and a bow and arrow?"

"I didn't see it, but if I didn't run far away, it wouldn't be difficult for me to look for it."

As soon as he finished speaking, countless black bats fluttered out from the woods behind Ming Guang and flew towards the sky.

A moment later, a sound of children giggling wildly came from the horizon, and only the curly-haired head of the little God of Love was exposed among the swarm of bats.

The bats rushed to tickle the child, focusing on sensitive areas such as the armpits and soles of the feet. The little cupid cried and laughed as if scratching his heart. He lost all his strength to shoot a bow and arrow, so he had to surrender.

Li Chu stuffed the little God of Love back into the God-binding bag. Just as he was about to say thank you to Ming Guang, he found that he had already left, and only his black back could be seen in the distance.

It's more important to return to the Divine Lord Palace to recover. Let's say thank you later.

Once the arrow of love is shot, it will hit the target perfectly. The arrow that missed Li Chu went straight through the jungle, starting a relationship between a tiger and a white deer.

Not long ago, in the forest behind Ming Guang, a golden tiger with black stripes was licking its sharp teeth like sharp knives, crawling in the tall shrubs and waiting for prey.

A snow-white and nimble deer was grazing with its head lowered. The tiger had never seen such a strange deer. Its fur was smooth and spotless, and as bright as the moon.

The behemoth gulped excitedly in the dark, thinking that the deer must taste good too.

Just when the tiger saw the right moment and was about to strike, the arrow of Cupid came through the air, pierced the back of the tiger's spine and then passed through the neck of the white deer. The hunter and the prey saw each other at the same time!
The white deer did not run away, but the tiger pounced on it with a gleaming look.