After dressing as a mosquito, I bit a tyrant's face
Chapter 8 Summon Grandma
Chapter 8 Summon Grandma
Tao Zhi frowned, not because of Jiang Huai's narcissism just now, but because of the garlic smell in his mouth.
Did he really eat raw garlic last night?
Unexpectedly, the noble and self-reliant JAC would eat garlic to prevent mosquitoes?Tao Zhi couldn't help laughing.
Jiang Huaiqi had already returned to the second floor, seeing Tao Zhi still standing where he was, and smiling like a fool, he couldn't help rolling his eyes.
"Oh, stupid woman"
"Close the windows!"
Shuoxi and Dai Chunfeng quickly followed suit, having become accustomed to the moody emperor's temper.
Jiang Huaiqi ordered someone to fetch water for a bath again, he was sweating all over and really needed to clean it up.
With the breeze blowing, Tao Zhi returned to the room carrying Jiang Huaiqi's clothes, and her drowsiness had been driven away.
"Why did you bring back a man's clothes?"
Xiaobai jumped out of the bed curiously, enduring the pain of the wound, he tore off Jiang Huaiqi's outer shirt to smell the smell, unexpectedly tore off Tao Zhi's thin shirt along the way.
The pink bellyband inside was exposed, and Xiao Bai spun around in embarrassment.
"Uh, I was wearing too thin when I went out in the morning. Mr. Jiang felt that I was not decent, so he gave me his outer shirt for me to wear."
Tao Zhi was not good at lying in the past, so he blinked and blushed when he made up a lie. Fortunately, these human emotions can't be seen in the eyes of animals.
"Cut, I'm used to coaxing women." Xiao Bai complained coolly, "Hurry up and take this dress away, it stinks to death."
Jiang Huai started to practice martial arts and sweated all over, and the smell on his clothes was really bad.But Tao Zhi has never washed clothes. He used to have a washing machine at home, so he didn't have to do it himself.
Seeing such a big coat, Tao Zhi was in trouble, so she decided to go to the waiter.
"Little two."
Tao Zhi put on his clothes and went downstairs, just in time to see the waiter cleaning the table.
"Please help me wash this dress."
She threw the clothes to the waiter, thinking that Jiang Huaiqi had booked all the rooms, and bought a three-piece anti-mosquito suit from him. It shouldn't be a problem to wash the clothes, so she threw the clothes to the waiter and she turned around and prepared to go upstairs up.
"Girl, wash clothes..."
The child rubbed his fingers, the meaning was obvious.
Tao Zhi deliberately pretended not to understand. She was penniless and had no money to give to the waiter.
Seeing that Tao Zhi was not on the road, the waiter had no choice but to point out: "Girl, laundry is a different price."
"This dress belongs to the honored guest upstairs. After washing it, are you afraid that you haven't tipped it?"
Tao Zhi rolled her eyes and started her way of brainwashing, but the waiter in this shop didn't give her any face.
"Capital and reward are two different things."
The waiter didn't want to back down. Seeing Tao Zhi's troubled expression, he also guessed that this woman had no money.
"Since you don't have any money, you should wash it yourself!" Xiao Er threw the sweaty clothes back into Tao Zhi's hands, still mocking, "As a wife, it's better to wash and cook for your husband." It’s a matter of course, and it’s ridiculous to have someone else do such a trivial matter.”
After speaking, he left gracefully.
"What? Wife? Ma'am?! Come back and tell me clearly!"
Tao Zhi chased after the waiter and scolded him.
"I still have a lot of things to do when I'm young, so I won't be joking with my wife here."
The waiter sneered and left without looking back.
The two of them were arguing loudly, Jiang Huai heard the general idea.
"Woman, you'd better not have any unreasonable thoughts about me."
Jiang Huai's voice came from above his head coldly.
"what??"
Tao Zhi really wanted to go up and scold him, but he was afraid of the two guards with knives behind him.
Moreover, Jiang Huaiqi's martial arts is higher than those two guards, how can she beat it?
The window was closed again, and there was no chance for Tao Zhi to speak back.
Taking a deep breath, Tao Zhi resigned himself to fetching water from the backyard.She put Jiang Huaiqi's clothes into the basin, and then thought of his advice, she resolutely put down the saponins in her hand.
After rubbing it several times, the cold water covered Tao Zhi's wrist, and she was even more suffocated.He simply took off his shoes and socks, stepped on the clothes in the basin, and jumped back and forth.
"I trample! I trample! Trample you narcissist to death."
After venting, Tao Zhi changed a basin of clean water, and then hung up Jiang Huaiqi's clothes.
Back in the room, Xiao Bai was lying on the table and licking his paws.
"Where did you go? A look of resentment?"
Xiaobai wagged his tail and smelled Tao Zhi's scent: "I guess you went to quarrel with the waiter, but you haven't had any quarrel yet."
Three black lines were drawn across Tao Zhi's head, and she said quietly, "Am I really that weak?"
Xiaobai: "Well, you really are."
Tao Zhi: "..."
If it wasn't for the difference in species, Tao Zhi would have suspected that Xiaobai and Jiang Huaiqi were brothers, and the two of them were more venomous than the other.But in comparison, Xiaobai is a little more expensive.
Xiaobai noticed that Tao Zhi's complexion was not very good, so he asked, "Hey, are you not angry?"
"No, it's normal for you to think so, after all, we are both weak." Tao Zhi was reminding him that he was still seriously injured and unable to get up.
noob:"……"
The room was surprisingly quiet. After a while, Tao Zhi took the initiative to change the subject: "Do you know where I can get money?"
Xiaobai pondered for a while, and then replied: "I know that the place that mortals want to go the most is the imperial palace. It is the richest place in the world, and there are many ways to make money. I also heard that the nobles in the imperial palace A tip at random is money that poor people can't spend in a few lifetimes."
As soon as the palace was mentioned, Tao Zhi remembered the experience of breaking his leg, and shivered for no reason.
But there is a saying that goes well: If you don't enter the tiger's den, how can you find tiger cubs.
If one enters the imperial palace and falls into the favor of nobles, there will be countless gold and silver treasures.Tao Zhi showed a row of small white teeth, she was already immersed in her dream of prosperity.
What's more, there is the existence of the involution system Curly Sheep. As long as she enters the palace, she can get countless involution points. Maybe she can overthrow the tyrant's rule in the future and become an empress.
Tao Zhi was so happy that he threw himself on the bed, and began to fantasize about the wonderful scene of trampling Jiang Huaiqi under his feet.
in a dream.
Tao Zhi: "Xiao Jiangzi."
Jiang Huai said: "The servant is here."
Tao Zhi: "Go and peel a pomegranate for this Emperor."
Jianghuai Qi: "Zap——"
Hahaha——Tao Zhi laughed so hard that he rolled on the bed.
Xiaobai is used to it, this woman's brain circuits are always jumping out, she must have thought of something that is impossible to achieve in this life.
A knock on the door interrupted Tao Zhi's dream.
"Open the door."
A tyrant, his voice tinged with frost.
Tao Zhi shuddered, no way... She was just imagining in her heart, could this tyrant have mind reading skills?
"Here we come." Tao Zhi didn't dare to provoke Jiang Huai, this guy is simply a convulsion emperor, if he thinks about it, let it go, he will kill people at every turn.
"How is your cat?"
Opening the door, Jiang Huai got straight to the point, his complexion was not good-looking, and the swelling at the corner of his mouth really affected his handsome image.
"Much better."
Tao Zhi gave Xiaobai a look, and Xiaobai wanted to pretend he didn't see it.But he felt Jiang Huaiqi's strong aura, which seemed familiar.
Locked by Jiang Huaiqi's gaze, Xiaobai actually felt terrified.
Ridiculous, he would be afraid of a human being.
"Meow."
Those who know current affairs are heroes, and Xiaobai has completely inherited Tao Zhi's fine tradition in this regard.
"Oh, it seems that you really have some skills." Jiang Huaiqi found that the cat spirit's complexion was much better, but he was as timid as his master.
Tao Zhi's eyes widened, he didn't expect Xiao Bai to lower his noble head, his eyes were full of shock.
"Don't forget yesterday's agreement, if you still can't find the entrance to the demon market today, I will give both of you to the demon catcher as gifts."
Xiaobai jumped into Tao Zhi's arms, apparently frightened.
"Male cat and female cat?" Fanfengdi asked out of nowhere.
"Xiaobai is a male cat, what's the problem?"
Tao Zhi smoothed Xiaobai's hair in his arms, this action fell into Jiang Huaiqi's eyes, which was somewhat dazzling.
"Sissy." Jiang Huaiqi dropped a sentence and turned to leave, leaving only Tao Zhi and Xiao Bai messed up in the wind.
After closing the door, Xiaobai broke out completely: "Who did he call a sissy?! I just called out to save you, my mother? My mother!!"
Tao Zhi pursed her mouth, you were obviously very docile just now.
"Did you feel that he has a strong demonic aura?"
Without worrying about Xiaobai's tangled problems, Tao Zhi sniffed the smell in the air, and a demonic aura lingered on the tip of his nose.
".It's really strong. My grandma's evil spirit is not as strong as his. But it's strange, there seems to be another power in him, and this power suppresses the evil spirit."
Xiaobai lay on the table and seriously thought about Tao Zhi's words. He was subconsciously docile just now. If it was an ordinary human being, it would be impossible for him to submit.
"Zhizhi, I want to tell you something."
Xiaobai suddenly became serious, and Tao Zhi instinctively wanted to back away, which must be a bad thing.
"I'm sick now, and my sense of smell is not very sensitive, so I may not be able to find the entrance to the demon market."
Breathing out a foul breath, Tao Zhi relaxed: "It's okay, your grandma will come to see us today, and then take us to the entrance of the demon city."
Tao Zhi took out the cat's fur from his bosom, and the snow-white cat's fur indicated the dignity of the owner.
After lighting the cat's hair with a fire primer, Tao Zhi and Xiao Bai waited quietly for the grandma to appear.
"Do you know what your grandma's name is?" Tao Zhi was at a loss for words while waiting.
Pat——He was slapped on the head.
"Are you pig-brained? I've told you many times, we cat spirits don't need names, we rely on smell to identify ourselves."
Tao Zhi squeezed Xiao Bai's mouth: "Understood! It's so noisy!"
Xiaobai waved his paws, but the paws were not long enough. The two fought together, but they didn't wait for grandma.
"Why isn't your grandma here yet?"
Tao Zhi had an ominous premonition.
"Could something have happened? I heard that the Spirit Sword Sect ranks third among the top ten monster-hunting sects in the world, and its strength should not be underestimated. If it is a serious duel, no one will be able to catch my grandmother. It's an indiscriminate method."
Xiaobai also got serious, the smell from the cat's fur could summon the cat spirit as quickly as possible.
If she hasn't shown up for such a long time, something must have happened to grandma.
"Why are you still dawdling in the room?" Jiang Huai's voice came from outside.
(End of this chapter)
Tao Zhi frowned, not because of Jiang Huai's narcissism just now, but because of the garlic smell in his mouth.
Did he really eat raw garlic last night?
Unexpectedly, the noble and self-reliant JAC would eat garlic to prevent mosquitoes?Tao Zhi couldn't help laughing.
Jiang Huaiqi had already returned to the second floor, seeing Tao Zhi still standing where he was, and smiling like a fool, he couldn't help rolling his eyes.
"Oh, stupid woman"
"Close the windows!"
Shuoxi and Dai Chunfeng quickly followed suit, having become accustomed to the moody emperor's temper.
Jiang Huaiqi ordered someone to fetch water for a bath again, he was sweating all over and really needed to clean it up.
With the breeze blowing, Tao Zhi returned to the room carrying Jiang Huaiqi's clothes, and her drowsiness had been driven away.
"Why did you bring back a man's clothes?"
Xiaobai jumped out of the bed curiously, enduring the pain of the wound, he tore off Jiang Huaiqi's outer shirt to smell the smell, unexpectedly tore off Tao Zhi's thin shirt along the way.
The pink bellyband inside was exposed, and Xiao Bai spun around in embarrassment.
"Uh, I was wearing too thin when I went out in the morning. Mr. Jiang felt that I was not decent, so he gave me his outer shirt for me to wear."
Tao Zhi was not good at lying in the past, so he blinked and blushed when he made up a lie. Fortunately, these human emotions can't be seen in the eyes of animals.
"Cut, I'm used to coaxing women." Xiao Bai complained coolly, "Hurry up and take this dress away, it stinks to death."
Jiang Huai started to practice martial arts and sweated all over, and the smell on his clothes was really bad.But Tao Zhi has never washed clothes. He used to have a washing machine at home, so he didn't have to do it himself.
Seeing such a big coat, Tao Zhi was in trouble, so she decided to go to the waiter.
"Little two."
Tao Zhi put on his clothes and went downstairs, just in time to see the waiter cleaning the table.
"Please help me wash this dress."
She threw the clothes to the waiter, thinking that Jiang Huaiqi had booked all the rooms, and bought a three-piece anti-mosquito suit from him. It shouldn't be a problem to wash the clothes, so she threw the clothes to the waiter and she turned around and prepared to go upstairs up.
"Girl, wash clothes..."
The child rubbed his fingers, the meaning was obvious.
Tao Zhi deliberately pretended not to understand. She was penniless and had no money to give to the waiter.
Seeing that Tao Zhi was not on the road, the waiter had no choice but to point out: "Girl, laundry is a different price."
"This dress belongs to the honored guest upstairs. After washing it, are you afraid that you haven't tipped it?"
Tao Zhi rolled her eyes and started her way of brainwashing, but the waiter in this shop didn't give her any face.
"Capital and reward are two different things."
The waiter didn't want to back down. Seeing Tao Zhi's troubled expression, he also guessed that this woman had no money.
"Since you don't have any money, you should wash it yourself!" Xiao Er threw the sweaty clothes back into Tao Zhi's hands, still mocking, "As a wife, it's better to wash and cook for your husband." It’s a matter of course, and it’s ridiculous to have someone else do such a trivial matter.”
After speaking, he left gracefully.
"What? Wife? Ma'am?! Come back and tell me clearly!"
Tao Zhi chased after the waiter and scolded him.
"I still have a lot of things to do when I'm young, so I won't be joking with my wife here."
The waiter sneered and left without looking back.
The two of them were arguing loudly, Jiang Huai heard the general idea.
"Woman, you'd better not have any unreasonable thoughts about me."
Jiang Huai's voice came from above his head coldly.
"what??"
Tao Zhi really wanted to go up and scold him, but he was afraid of the two guards with knives behind him.
Moreover, Jiang Huaiqi's martial arts is higher than those two guards, how can she beat it?
The window was closed again, and there was no chance for Tao Zhi to speak back.
Taking a deep breath, Tao Zhi resigned himself to fetching water from the backyard.She put Jiang Huaiqi's clothes into the basin, and then thought of his advice, she resolutely put down the saponins in her hand.
After rubbing it several times, the cold water covered Tao Zhi's wrist, and she was even more suffocated.He simply took off his shoes and socks, stepped on the clothes in the basin, and jumped back and forth.
"I trample! I trample! Trample you narcissist to death."
After venting, Tao Zhi changed a basin of clean water, and then hung up Jiang Huaiqi's clothes.
Back in the room, Xiao Bai was lying on the table and licking his paws.
"Where did you go? A look of resentment?"
Xiaobai wagged his tail and smelled Tao Zhi's scent: "I guess you went to quarrel with the waiter, but you haven't had any quarrel yet."
Three black lines were drawn across Tao Zhi's head, and she said quietly, "Am I really that weak?"
Xiaobai: "Well, you really are."
Tao Zhi: "..."
If it wasn't for the difference in species, Tao Zhi would have suspected that Xiaobai and Jiang Huaiqi were brothers, and the two of them were more venomous than the other.But in comparison, Xiaobai is a little more expensive.
Xiaobai noticed that Tao Zhi's complexion was not very good, so he asked, "Hey, are you not angry?"
"No, it's normal for you to think so, after all, we are both weak." Tao Zhi was reminding him that he was still seriously injured and unable to get up.
noob:"……"
The room was surprisingly quiet. After a while, Tao Zhi took the initiative to change the subject: "Do you know where I can get money?"
Xiaobai pondered for a while, and then replied: "I know that the place that mortals want to go the most is the imperial palace. It is the richest place in the world, and there are many ways to make money. I also heard that the nobles in the imperial palace A tip at random is money that poor people can't spend in a few lifetimes."
As soon as the palace was mentioned, Tao Zhi remembered the experience of breaking his leg, and shivered for no reason.
But there is a saying that goes well: If you don't enter the tiger's den, how can you find tiger cubs.
If one enters the imperial palace and falls into the favor of nobles, there will be countless gold and silver treasures.Tao Zhi showed a row of small white teeth, she was already immersed in her dream of prosperity.
What's more, there is the existence of the involution system Curly Sheep. As long as she enters the palace, she can get countless involution points. Maybe she can overthrow the tyrant's rule in the future and become an empress.
Tao Zhi was so happy that he threw himself on the bed, and began to fantasize about the wonderful scene of trampling Jiang Huaiqi under his feet.
in a dream.
Tao Zhi: "Xiao Jiangzi."
Jiang Huai said: "The servant is here."
Tao Zhi: "Go and peel a pomegranate for this Emperor."
Jianghuai Qi: "Zap——"
Hahaha——Tao Zhi laughed so hard that he rolled on the bed.
Xiaobai is used to it, this woman's brain circuits are always jumping out, she must have thought of something that is impossible to achieve in this life.
A knock on the door interrupted Tao Zhi's dream.
"Open the door."
A tyrant, his voice tinged with frost.
Tao Zhi shuddered, no way... She was just imagining in her heart, could this tyrant have mind reading skills?
"Here we come." Tao Zhi didn't dare to provoke Jiang Huai, this guy is simply a convulsion emperor, if he thinks about it, let it go, he will kill people at every turn.
"How is your cat?"
Opening the door, Jiang Huai got straight to the point, his complexion was not good-looking, and the swelling at the corner of his mouth really affected his handsome image.
"Much better."
Tao Zhi gave Xiaobai a look, and Xiaobai wanted to pretend he didn't see it.But he felt Jiang Huaiqi's strong aura, which seemed familiar.
Locked by Jiang Huaiqi's gaze, Xiaobai actually felt terrified.
Ridiculous, he would be afraid of a human being.
"Meow."
Those who know current affairs are heroes, and Xiaobai has completely inherited Tao Zhi's fine tradition in this regard.
"Oh, it seems that you really have some skills." Jiang Huaiqi found that the cat spirit's complexion was much better, but he was as timid as his master.
Tao Zhi's eyes widened, he didn't expect Xiao Bai to lower his noble head, his eyes were full of shock.
"Don't forget yesterday's agreement, if you still can't find the entrance to the demon market today, I will give both of you to the demon catcher as gifts."
Xiaobai jumped into Tao Zhi's arms, apparently frightened.
"Male cat and female cat?" Fanfengdi asked out of nowhere.
"Xiaobai is a male cat, what's the problem?"
Tao Zhi smoothed Xiaobai's hair in his arms, this action fell into Jiang Huaiqi's eyes, which was somewhat dazzling.
"Sissy." Jiang Huaiqi dropped a sentence and turned to leave, leaving only Tao Zhi and Xiao Bai messed up in the wind.
After closing the door, Xiaobai broke out completely: "Who did he call a sissy?! I just called out to save you, my mother? My mother!!"
Tao Zhi pursed her mouth, you were obviously very docile just now.
"Did you feel that he has a strong demonic aura?"
Without worrying about Xiaobai's tangled problems, Tao Zhi sniffed the smell in the air, and a demonic aura lingered on the tip of his nose.
".It's really strong. My grandma's evil spirit is not as strong as his. But it's strange, there seems to be another power in him, and this power suppresses the evil spirit."
Xiaobai lay on the table and seriously thought about Tao Zhi's words. He was subconsciously docile just now. If it was an ordinary human being, it would be impossible for him to submit.
"Zhizhi, I want to tell you something."
Xiaobai suddenly became serious, and Tao Zhi instinctively wanted to back away, which must be a bad thing.
"I'm sick now, and my sense of smell is not very sensitive, so I may not be able to find the entrance to the demon market."
Breathing out a foul breath, Tao Zhi relaxed: "It's okay, your grandma will come to see us today, and then take us to the entrance of the demon city."
Tao Zhi took out the cat's fur from his bosom, and the snow-white cat's fur indicated the dignity of the owner.
After lighting the cat's hair with a fire primer, Tao Zhi and Xiao Bai waited quietly for the grandma to appear.
"Do you know what your grandma's name is?" Tao Zhi was at a loss for words while waiting.
Pat——He was slapped on the head.
"Are you pig-brained? I've told you many times, we cat spirits don't need names, we rely on smell to identify ourselves."
Tao Zhi squeezed Xiao Bai's mouth: "Understood! It's so noisy!"
Xiaobai waved his paws, but the paws were not long enough. The two fought together, but they didn't wait for grandma.
"Why isn't your grandma here yet?"
Tao Zhi had an ominous premonition.
"Could something have happened? I heard that the Spirit Sword Sect ranks third among the top ten monster-hunting sects in the world, and its strength should not be underestimated. If it is a serious duel, no one will be able to catch my grandmother. It's an indiscriminate method."
Xiaobai also got serious, the smell from the cat's fur could summon the cat spirit as quickly as possible.
If she hasn't shown up for such a long time, something must have happened to grandma.
"Why are you still dawdling in the room?" Jiang Huai's voice came from outside.
(End of this chapter)
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