After being exiled, I became a star boss

"I forgot what wine tastes like?"

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"Hung Hom, how are you doing now?"

"Erlang, as long as you can come to save me, as long as I can be a human again this time, your merits and demerits will be offset by the past. You must have a reason for lying to me. Killing Li Jiancheng and Li Yuanji is all the business of your Li family. It doesn't matter. From ancient times to the present, for the throne, brothers have killed each other, winners and losers, if it were Li Jiancheng and Li Yuanji, they would definitely kill you. Compared with Emperor Yang of Sui who killed his father and brother, you are already considered a Good man, as long as you come to save me, I forgive you and I am willing to marry you..."

After waking up in the afternoon of the next day, Yun Qi and Xiao Xiao went for a circle in the sky, and then returned to the ground. All afternoon, these few words were on his mind.

She is praying, praying that God can sense her sincerity, forgive all her recklessness and mistakes, and give her a chance to be a new person.

Alas, serving tea and water for a lifetime is better than being a snake!
She thought for a while, and immediately added: "God, as long as I can be a man again, I promise I will never kill. Even if I meet an ant on the road, I will take a detour!"

Yun Qi just finished swearing to the sky, the leaves rustled, Xiao Xiao climbed down along the trunk, holding a dying animal in his mouth, he smiled innocently: "Come on, see I brought you a mountain Jane!"

"Squeak... squeak..."

Looking at this thing the size of a hare, it was so dark, with sly eyebrows and mouse eyes, and a few gray beards growing from the corners of its mouth. There was a stinky smell of blood, and he hissed in doubt: "What is this?"

"Mouse," Xiao Xiao said softly, "I'm very lucky today, I found a small one, it's just right for you to eat!"

The so-called good luck is bought in a whole afternoon. For this small-sized bamboo mouse, he almost searched all the bamboo forests within a radius of ten miles, and he also supported himself to death.

She was about to die, Yun Qi felt that she couldn't live for another second, her stomach twitched, and she couldn't help retching, but unfortunately her stomach was empty, which made it even more uncomfortable, she immediately turned her head to protest: "I don't eat mice!"

"The mouse is delicious!" Xiao Xiao's mouth drooled, "This is a bamboo mouse, not an ordinary mouse. This season is the fattest time. You can try it, just take a bite?"

The mouse screamed miserably, its sharp snake teeth pierced two blood holes, and bright red blood was gurgling from the wound, dripping down Xiao Xiao's jaw in a series.

Amitabha... Yun Qi quickly closed her eyes, her stomach was sour, thinking that this mouth that chewed on rats and dead human flesh all day long had her dangling around, she wanted to die.

Strange, God is really unfair, why doesn't he become a mouse if he eats mice all day long? !
"I won't even eat to death!" After saying these five words, Yun Qi closed his eyes and lay down straight, as if death was at home.

But she immediately jumped up again, and crawled towards the stream without looking back.

Xiao Xiaona frowned, "Why are you going?"

Yun Qi couldn't wait to jump into the stream, her thin white body danced gracefully in the waves, Xiao Xiao was overjoyed: "I went out hunting for my husband today, and I'm tired and sweaty, so we happened to take a bath together."

Yun Qi hurriedly poked his head out of the clear stream and shouted, "Stop it, from now on, stay away from me, and don't touch me with your mouth that touched a dead mouse!"

Filled with grievances, Xiao Xiao swallowed the bamboo rat in one gulp, turned his head and crawled to the edge of the waterfall pool, jumped into the water, and after swimming wantonly in the deep pool for a few laps, finally poked his head out.

After all, it is a spirit snake that has practiced for thousands of years, and the suffocation disappeared in a blink of an eye, and he urged: "Why bother, you have not eaten for a day and night, and you do as the Romans do, since you have become a snake, eating rats and Frogs are right and proper, stop thinking about people."

Yun Qi remained silent, floating leisurely on the water, looking up at the magnificent sky under the setting sun, eating mice every day, eating and sleeping, other than sleeping, staring and staring in a daze, such a day is like living a thousand years What's the point of 500 years?
"I don't believe you can last three days." Xiao Xiao licked the blood from the corner of his lips with a snake letter, "Why don't you try?"

——Alas, it is easy to go from frugality to extravagance, but difficult to go from extravagance to frugality.

He has been lonely and boring for 500 years, and he has never been a human being. How can he realize that people are not afraid of death, but the truth of being bored? !

However, she didn't want to destroy Xiao Xiao's understanding of happiness, otherwise, his life would become extremely painful.

"The two tigers at the door are much stronger than you!"

The aggressive method was useless, Yun Qi was still lying motionless, thinking about his escape plan.

The most unreliable person in this world is a man, where is Ouyang Yunfei?Where is Li Shimin?Where is Nord?

She decided to be on her own.

Xiao Xiao continued to chant scriptures in her ear: "The two of them like to eat people most now, especially Lu Ji, who only pick young and handsome ones to eat."

"Lu Ji?" Yun Qi suddenly opened his eyes, "The one with half of the ear cut off?"

Xiao Xiao raised his head, and spit fire at the two tigers lying under the banana tree outside the wooden house. Lu Ji, whose ears were scorched, jumped up suddenly in fright, but did not dare to lose his temper, and found a place farther away to lie down. Down.

"Wow, Xiao Xiao, you are amazing."

Yun Qi decided to implement the escape plan, imitating the air of Hongxiao when dealing with men, and said coquettishly, "Xiao Xiao, do you really love me?"

Yun Qi's hissing sound was thin and soft, Xiao Xiao's heart softened immediately, and he said happily, "Of course."

"I want to find something to eat in the monk's house."

"What else can he have, just some vegetables and radishes, if you really want to eat them, I'll find them for you, why do you bother to provoke him?!"

Yun Qi was afraid that being too persistent would arouse suspicion, so he looked at the monk's wooden house with his small head erect, and smiled, "There is a banana tree beside the house, and a pear tree is planted in front of the house, and they all bear fruit. It's getting dark and you're tired." Take a day off and I'll eat some bananas and pears."

In order not to attract attention, Yun Qi first climbed onto the banana tree and pretended to eat bananas.

The location of the banana tree is very good, facing the window of the wooden house.

This bald donkey is really weird!

The setting sun shone through the window lattice and shone on the monk's smooth and round head. He was sitting in front of the desk by the window splashing ink and painting, so absorbed that he didn't notice Yun Qi's small head on the window lattice at all.

Yun Qi doesn't know much about painting, but she also thinks that he draws well, but the pen, ink, paper and inkstone on the case made her even more excited.

In order to get in touch with pen and ink, she prepared at least three action plans. She did not expect that the actual combat would be so simple and rude, and it was too challenging.

Seeing that the monk was concentrating on painting, she just quietly slipped in through the window eaves.

The wooden house looks simple on the outside, but the interior decoration is extremely elegant.

The bookshelves are full of books, and on the ancient shelf against the wall, there are all kinds of ancient treasures, bronze incense burners, swords, ceramic utensils, jade carvings, scrolls of calligraphy and painting...

Yun Qi climbed up the beam along the rafters, hid behind the girder, and waited for the night to fall.

The twilight was getting stronger outside the window, and the room was already dark.

Yun Qi's eyes were half closed, and she went through the whole plan several times in her mind, and she started to act when the monk went to bed.

Once she regained her original body, she immediately put on all the equipment and fled overnight.

Although she hasn't figured out where she is now, she should be in the mountains in the same area. As long as she escapes, the rest is easy to say. Thinking about it, she actually fell asleep in a daze.

Suddenly there was a faint music sound in the air, like a dream, Yun Qi's whole body trembled, and he immediately woke up.

Everything in front of me was simply unimaginable.

There are two full moons here, one in the sky and one in the house.

The moon in the sky sprinkled silver light, and the monk sitting in front of the window pouring himself a drink was covered in silver.

The moon in the room hangs on the wall, and when I look carefully, there is a silk painting "Spring River Flower and Moon Night" hanging on the wall. The moon is in the painting, and the clear light is shining, outlining Qionglou Yuyu, and the shadows of the flowers swaying by the river , shaking the spring water up a pool of silver scales.

The quiet night in the deep mountains sets off the murmuring of summer insects outside the window more and more, and the clear and sweet fairy music like pearls and jade floats out of the painting.

It is astonishing that being in this lonely and uninhabited mountain seems to be on both sides of the noisy Qujiang River in Kyoto.

What is even more amazing is that everything in the painting is actually alive, as if... no, not as if, this painting is just a small window, and outside the window is the lively world of mortals.

Yun Qi turned his head to look at the monk. There was a pot of yellow chrysanthemum in front of the monk, and a pot of vegetarian wine on the table. He held a white porcelain wine glass in his hand. He was drinking the chrysanthemum wine while listening to fairy music, and lightly touched the table with his fingers. Tapping out the beat is quite a pleasure.

Accompanied by the sound of music, there was a singing like a silver bell in the painting: "The evening river is still, and the spring flowers are full of blooming. The waves carry the moon away, and the tide brings the stars. The night dew contains flowers, and the spring pond is full of moonlight. Hanshui meets a wandering girl, and Xiangchuan is the second concubine."

My God, isn't this monk a demon, but a fairy?
Are there really immortals in this world?
While thinking, a charming and soft female voice came from the painting, "Wan Kong, come quickly, everyone is here, you are the only one missing!"

The monk picked up the pot of vegetarian wine, picked up the pot of yellow chrysanthemums, and his figure flashed... people actually entered the painting.

According to the past, Yun Qi must be curious, but now it is important to run for his life.

Seeing the monk going to drink and meet friends in the painting, Yun Qi hurriedly climbed onto the desk.

She didn't have hands, so she did all the work by mouth. She found a piece of paper, dipped some ink with the snake letter, and began to draw symbols on the white paper according to the pattern given by Nord.

The snake letter draws twisted and twisted symbols, which are simply ghostly symbols.

Yun Qi was holding the talisman paper in his mouth, shaking it back and forth in the air, trying to make the talisman paper dry faster, he couldn't help wondering, can this thing work?
She really didn't dare to swallow it.

After thinking about it, she took the talisman paper to the candle and lit it, and it finally turned into ashes.

Then he mixed the talisman ash into the monk's leftover glass of wine, and went to Lu Ji with the glass of wine in his mouth.

Lu Ji, who was full and full, was sleeping outside, snoring like thunder.

"Hiss", Yun Qi presented the treasure with a wine glass in his mouth, put the wine glass in front of him, and called him in snake language, "One ear, master's fairy wine, would you like to have a sip? You apologize!"

Lu Ji smelled the aroma of wine, sucked his nose and opened his eyes, and immediately stood up excited by the wine bug, and excitedly paved the ground with his front legs, letting out a tiger roar.

Half a glass of wine is not enough for him to stuff his teeth.

Yun Qi stared at him with his small head erect.

"I forgot what wine tastes like!" The tiger with one ear missing suddenly spoke human words, but it was still a tiger.