After being exiled, I became a star boss

Yun Qi floated above the big bed in the master bedroom by herself, closing her eyes and meditating, looking like a sleeping beauty, but in fact she was already awake.

As soon as she woke up, she couldn't wait to get into the library.

"Caroline, I have an important and urgent question,"

"My only female friend, you are not on Planet Explorer these days, I am thinking of you, you say,"

"I just read a book on the genetics of interstellar organisms, which said that the probability of successful pairing between the Earth and the Noiters is [-]%. This possibility seems low to you, but in my opinion But it is very high, is there any way to reduce it to zero?"

"Oh, my dear, if you don't want to accept that one percent, there is the most efficient way to guarantee that the possibility is zero."

"What?!" Yun Qi finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"If you don't flip the coin, the chances of it coming up heads are zero, because it just won't happen."

"Machine nonsense!" Yun Qi cursed inwardly, "Then what if the coin has been tossed, but I want to reduce the possibility of heads to zero?"

Consciousness fell silent for an instant.

After a few nanoseconds, "My only female friend, if you continue to toss the coin, in the future when you toss, use some protective measures to reduce the possibility of heads to zero, so that, combined with future results, in After an infinite number of tosses, the probability of heads will infinitely approach zero—what do you think of my method?"

Yun Qi curled her lips, "Caroline, I will consider your suggestion. However, don't you think there is another way - that is to stop flipping coins!"

"Impossible, then the probability is constant at [-]%. The only solution based on mathematical statistics is to throw infinite times, and you must ensure that you throw infinite times!" Caroline's voice became a little excited.

Yun Qi gave up and continued to entangle this issue with an omniscient and stubborn robot.

Another deep voice came from the consciousness, "Caroline, the explanation is very good and very scientific-to ensure that infinite times is indeed the best solution. It's a pity that you don't need any honor, otherwise I am very willing to give Starflight headquarters You apply for a 'Smartest Robot in the Universe' medal!"

"Thank you, Nord. I think I'd be happier if you could introduce me to more human friends."

"Caroline, I see, you told me before that you like friends who are not too stupid - I will continue to help you find such friends. But don't worry, there are many stupid people in the universe, and people who are not too stupid But resources are scarce. You can talk to Yun Duo, she is not too stupid."

Yun Qi opened her eyes, and Nord was floating beside her, holding a piece of paper in her hand—this is a rare object, and people in Nuoyte rarely use paper.

"Dear Mrs. Nord, I'll show you a baby - it means, from today, we are officially married as legal partners!"

As he said that, Nord handed over the paper, "Ma'am, you must keep this paper carefully, and I will find a way to send it to your parents in the future to let them know: first, you are alive and well; Two, you are not living with any man or woman in the sin of cohabitation."

What tricks is this guy playing again?
Yun Qi took the paper and studied it carefully. The background of the paper was a lavender rose pattern, and a string of blue Nuoyite characters were printed on it in a weird oval font, which read:

Bold display on the header line: Confirmation letter for opposite-sex couples

Middle row: Dr. Allison Nord and Ms. Yunqi are pleased to announce that they are officially a heterosexual couple starting today.

Bottom - effective date: nineteenth, eleventh, fifty-seven thousand and twenty-eight.

"Announce?" Yun Qi snorted coldly, "Who announced it? Time, place, to whom? I'm sorry, Mr. Allison, I don't agree at all, let alone announce it, hehe, before Without my consent, the document is simply not valid."

Her eyes widened, "Besides, your marriage is simply too ridiculous, shouldn't it be confirmed by both parties in order to take effect?"

Nord blinked his shining golden eyes, "Ma'am, I would like to explain Noyt's marriage registration procedure to you: first I need to submit an application, and the way to submit the application is very friendly, because Noyt people are scattered in various galaxies, They are everywhere, except for black holes. Well, I will continue, so we can register through remote information, register on behalf of relatives and friends, and register in consciousness space. In short, it can ensure that two people who love each other can submit applications at any time without delay due to the long distance between galaxies They live together legally. Secondly, after receiving the application, the Noyte Human Management Center will make an announcement in a unified place—this place is open to all Noyte people at all times—in the consciousness space, at 24 Within hours, if the management center does not receive any objection, the application will become effective."

Nord looked smug and whistled, "This letter is the validation letter. Ma'am, do you have any questions?"

Yun Qi sneered, lightly stepped on the wall, and floated above the water fluid sofa, "But, dear Erison, have you forgotten that your center can only manage your so-called star alliance, the earth has never joined any alliance, ah Ha, I'm an Earthling, and I'm not under the jurisdiction of your human management center, so you have to face the reality, our marriage registration is invalid!"

"My dear lady, there is one more thing, I was too busy at the moment, and forgot to tell you."

Nuo De handed Yun Qi a glass of juice, "You must be thirsty, honey, I know, you are curious, come, take a sip of your favorite Martian grape juice, and I will tell you right away."

"Huh, what Martian grape juice, don't talk about it, I won't drink it—you talk!"

"When I was treating you, I registered for you as a Noyte person and applied for a conscious partner, so you can enjoy the meticulous service of Noyte's partner when you wake up. Madame, you are still from Earth, I don't know. I know, but with absolute certainty—you're already a Noitter."

If Yun Qi took a mouthful of fruit juice, he would definitely choke to death.

She was angry from the heart, but then she thought about it, when she returned to Earth, Nord's marriage certificate would be a piece of waste paper, and she couldn't afford to make trouble with a piece of waste paper.

Suddenly, she began to worry about whether she was still from Earth after all.

The underground city in 2268 must have written her off, and if she went to another time and space, she would not be considered a legitimate earthling.

Ridiculous. She actually needs to prove that she is from Earth!
Nuo De became more and more complacent, Yun Qi turned over and looked at him with his head stuck, blinking his bright eyes and smiling like a little fox, "Since we can get married, we can get divorced—we apply for divorce immediately!"

"Dear madam, I need to explain Noyt's divorce procedure to you in detail: first, the planet supports citizens' right to combine freely, and also grants them the freedom to separate,"

As he spoke, he paused for a moment, looked at Yun Qi's expectant face, and couldn't help but feel a little sad, "However, Xingxing believes that marriage is a commitment to a future life together between the two parties, and it is not allowed to apply for divorce immediately after marriage - this is illegal and must be divorced." After the trial period, if both parties agree that they can no longer live together, they can apply for divorce."

Yun Qi's eyes lit up, and he asked eagerly, "Trial period—one day or half a month?"

"The probationary period is neither a day nor a half month. It is a scientifically calculated ratio, one percent of the average life span of a Noitter."

"One percent, how much is that? One year? Two years? Wouldn't it be ten years?"

"Madam, you are really smart. Our son must have a high IQ. According to the statistics of nearly a thousand years, the average life expectancy of people in Noit has reached [-] years, so if you apply for divorce now, the probationary period will be ten years. "

"Ah," Yun Qi pursed his lips, "What about applying in ten years' time?"

"Ma'am, you must be thirsty, drink some Martian grape juice first, you people on earth have a famous saying - Existence is reasonable, you have to face this reality rationally - at least in the next ten years, we will all live together .”

"Don't talk about Martian grape juice, you answer my question first, how about applying in ten years?"

"My dear lady, your mathematics must be very good. Ten years is just a dynamic value. In the past ten years, the lifespan of Noit people has been continuously extended due to the progress of genetic technology. Even, the latest technological progress shows that, except for those who are very Normal death—such as committing suicide by jumping off a building, we can already achieve immortality, so if Caroline is asked to predict the average life expectancy in ten years, I think it should be infinite.”

Yun Qi looked at him, "Impossible! You are also humans on Earth, and your biological cells must obey the Hayflick limit—immortality is impossible."

"My love, that is your theory, but for us, the limit is constantly being pushed, and there is no limit in front of science."

"Then can you tell me how you can live forever?" Yun Qi felt that her livelihood would not be a problem after returning to Earth. As long as she mastered the secret of immortality, who cares whether she is a legal citizen of Earth?
"My favorite baby, let's talk about it after you finish drinking Martian grape juice."

"Okay."

"My love, you should grow some more flesh. If I exert a little force, you will be bruised and purple all over. If Spark sees it, he will think I am a barbarian."

"Aren't you a savage?"

"Well, Madam's words are the imperial decree. I am a barbarian and you are a civilized earth girl. I must be gentle, just like the warm wind of the earth in spring blowing gently."

"The wind is still warm, you are like a blizzard, no, you Noyt will not be like our Antarctica, how will I live when I get there?!"