Poverty is just doing justice for the sky

Chapter 29 I Have True Eyes
For two hours, the two talked about everything from folk customs to astronomy and geography, which surprised Lin Yuan a little.

"Brother Qi is very knowledgeable at a young age, it really taught Lin Yuan a lot of insight, this cup respects Brother Qi."

"Brother Linyuan has a great reputation, and your speech is also very insightful. Being a mere servant is really inferior. Why don't you come and create a business under my command? I will definitely give you the best treatment! Qian Shi, beauty, what do you want? , everything that one expects to find."

"Hahaha, Brother Qi loves you. I'm just a small person, but I still like to visit mountains and rivers. When it comes to beautiful mountains and rivers, Hengzhou has a lot of land."

After another three rounds, when he was half drunk, Qi Mubei stopped pretending, and the ambition in his eyes almost overwhelmed him.

"Brother, listen to me, play with me, I treat you well! Let's do great things together!"

Lin Yuan laughed, but shook his head: "Brother Qi, I don't have big ambitions, I can't do big things, and being a guard is just right."

"Impossible!" Qi Mubei waved his hand to deny his excuse: "You have a golden halo on your body...it almost blinds my eyes, hiccup! You can't do nothing for the rest of your life."

"What halo?" Lin Yuan scratched his head, pretending to be simple and honest: "Brother Qi, don't lie to me, why haven't I seen it myself."

"It's true, I can see it." Qi Mubei covered his mouth and moved closer to his ear: "It's very bright."

"What did you see?"

Qi Mubei hiccupped, pointed to his eyeballs and said, "Eyes, I see with two eyes."

"Oh? Come to think of it, brother Qi's eyes are different." Lin Yuan pretended to be surprised: "Brother Qi, tell me in detail."

"Hahahaha, me, my eyes are real eyes, as long as I move my mind... I can see things through layers, and I can see through people's luck, hahahahaha."

"Oh? It's so amazing?" Lin Yuan pretended not to believe it: "There is absolutely no such possibility."

"Go to the casino, I can see the dice points through the jar!" Qi Mubei staggered with Lin Yuan, wanting to go to the casino to prove himself: "Go, I'll show you to see... lest you say I'm bragging."

"I believe it, I believe it. Brother Qi, how dare you not believe it." Lin Yuan hurriedly supported him to sit down, thought for a while, and suddenly thought of a question.

"Brother Qi, in this way, don't you even have a human body..."

Qi Mubei looked up with a lewd smile: "Brother, this... I really can't."

"Really?" Lin Yuan put on a regretful expression.

"Of course it's true. I can't see that. Every time I want to see it, my eyes are like being pricked by needles." He seemed to recall the pain, shivering all over, and waved his hands in a panic: "I can't see it." Can not look."

Lin Yuan saw that he didn't seem to be pretending, so he was relieved.Fortunately, he can't, if he can, he will goug his eyes forcibly even if he fights against God's punishment, otherwise this fellow will harm many girls.

"The real eye can see anytime, anywhere, without any restrictions?" Lin Yuan continued to inquire.

"No, you can only watch it for one hour a day. If you open it, you can't close it. It's up to the time."

It turned out to be the case.

"Is everyone's luck the same?"

"Trick me." Qi Mubei raised the wine jar with a drunken smile, and after a while, he laughed even more stupidly.

"You can't make it up because you're talking big, can't you?" Lin Yuan resorted to the aggressive method, which was tried and tested on drunken people.

"I'm not bragging! Let me tell you, some people are red, some are black, and some are green. They look like Hulk hahahaha. I guess his wife must be very good friends."

Who is the Hulk?It seems that he still doesn't know enough about the culture of the other world.

"Only you, I've only seen you in gold so far, hehehehe, like the Tathagata Buddha in Journey to the West, as long as you play with me, I'll give you whatever you want."

Journey to the West, he knows that the Tathagata is a true Buddha, he is a Taoist priest, and cannot be compared, but Qi Mubei can see the merits, which is also very interesting.

"When I become the emperor, I will make you... the prime minister! No, the prime minister is already there, so let me be a lieutenant, my wronged brother."

"You can't talk nonsense." Lin Yuan pretended to be flustered and covered his mouth.

"What are you afraid of! In a few days, we will be upright! We are a group of strange heroes hahahaha." Qi Mubei sang and danced while holding the wine jar, relying on his drunkenness and fearlessness.

"I can't fly no matter what, in Huahua's world, I turned out to be a drunk hahahaha, a butterfly—"

"Good song." Lin Yuan laughed loudly.

"I have something better. I can write poems." Qi Mubei took another gulp: "What's the name of that song... When will the moon be there? A beautiful body is like a crisp... Life is full of happiness, and the lotus tent is warm Spend the Spring Festival!"

"Good poetry!" He put together all kinds of things, with a sensual look, this is called a hooligan, Lin Yuan really wanted to kick Bai Ze awake to listen to the speech of a real hooligan.

"Hahaha, why do you love to listen to broken poems like the girls at home." Qi Mubei grabbed Lin Yuan's shoulder and taught Chunchun: "We are men! You have to listen to men."

"I stand on the cusp of the storm and hold the sun and the moon spinning... Hahaha, I really want to live another 500 years."

Lin Yuan laughed for a while, knowing that if he continued, he couldn't get more things out, so he supported his shoulders, and pressed hard on the acupuncture point on his neck, Qi Mubei fell down unconsciously.

"Hey, brother Qi, why did you fall down?" He called out to the guard outside the door: "Come on, come on quickly, the son is drunk and passed out."

The guards outside the door opened the door and entered, Lin Yuan handed him over and said: "Your Majesty is so bold, you can't even persuade him to drink, go back quickly, the ladies should be worried."

"Our son always likes to make friends, and we are used to it." The guard carried Qi Mubei away, and Lin Yuan knocked on the dog's head: "Don't sleep, come to work."

"What?" Bai Ze didn't close his eyes all night, only fell asleep for a while and was woken up again, feeling a little irritable.

"I'm sure, this Qi Mubei is here. Although he hasn't made trouble yet, he is already planning to make trouble. It's not a small matter."

"And then?" Bai Ze yawned whether he listened or not.

"I'm not sure if he has a system. It is known that he holds a monster and a group of strange men and heroes who don't know what they are capable of. It's not easy to deal with."

"I'll secretly knock him out, drag him out and bury him alive." Bai Ze flexed his muscles and jumped onto the table to lick his wine.

Lin Yuan didn't bother to care about it, and he thought about his chin and said: "Look again, if he has a system, I will hand him in, and if he doesn't, I will throw him to reincarnation. What do you think?"

"What do you want to do with those monsters?"

That's right, ordinary people can even cause trouble when they gather in crowds, not to mention the celestial masters and the like who are supposed to have their own unique abilities, and gathering together will become a disaster.

"So what kind of monster is Yu Linlang?" Lin Yuan asked Bai Ze with a headache.

"Mushroom demon, the real body is the dream mushroom of Wangyun Mountain. It has five colors in its body, and it is confusing to eat. It grasps illusions, does not fight when encountering enemies, and is good at being trapped to death. It is like hiding and escaping."

(End of this chapter)