As a eunuch, I don't want to live forever

Chapter 1 It's useless

Cao thief is a kind of spirit,
Everyone wants to be a Cao thief,

But not everyone can become a Cao thief.

Chen Luo felt that maybe one day, he would be able to touch that spiritual realm.

But none of this is possible...

squatting on the ground,

bow your head,

look down,

every time you look at it,
Chen Luo's heart had to be pumped again,
Still kind of painful.

He had to accept the fact that
Don't say that you have become a Cao thief.

Now it's time to become a craftsman...there's no such opportunity.

Shaking can't be shaking anymore.

No toilet paper either,
Then shake it!

Fortunately, in the past month, Chen Luo has become more proficient.

He still remembers that at the beginning, he wet his shoes every time,
Can't pee into a pit either.

I'm feeling better now,
The shoes are no longer wet,
Hey……

This pit is also done!
It's small, and it's enough to raise fish.

There is still a small deficiency.

Maybe... because of a side leak?

Therefore, even if I wash myself every day, I still feel that smell is still there.

Could it be... is this a common problem of eunuchs?

……

Chen Luo is a time traveler.

Just pass through,
He also crossed over to become a eunuch.

This is a place called the Great Zhou Dynasty. The place where he is located is the place where the imperial palace and harem of the Great Zhou Dynasty are located.

The name of this body is also called Chen Luo.

The background is nothing but the background.

Just a poor child.

The kind that can't survive.

It is said that being a eunuch can eat a lot.

So as soon as I knew that the palace was going to accept eunuchs, I went to sign up.

After all... death means nothing.

Alive, at least have a chance.

Isn't it the two taels of meat?
Let it go!
It's just that this eunuch is not easy to be.

At the beginning, when I received people, there were at least hundreds of them...

There is no way, if this waits until the predecessor, I am afraid that it will not be able to wait.

So the boy became ruthless.

I found a pair of scissors and just cut myself.

I remember that scene at that time... the blood was so high.

The old eunuch in the clean room trembled when he saw this scene.

This predecessor was about to be decided on the spot.

The reason is: simply, neatly, and ruthlessly!
This kind of person will definitely be able to get along in the harem.

If this is not included, it is a waste of talents.

then……

The boy came in.

When Chen Luo received this memory, he also couldn't help giving the child a thumbs up.

What a fucking talent!
Only talents can be so cruel to themselves!

Anyway, I don't have the courage.

Just ...

I have no courage, it's a crime, I still want to make myself worse.

As for this big week...

In my memory, it is a very common Great Zhou, no different from all dynasties, it is the superiority of the Great Zhou emperor, which is quite interesting.

Originally, this throne did not belong to the current Emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty.

But he felt that the throne should be his.

It was his nephew [the emperor at that time] who changed the edict without authorization and usurped his throne.

So an event called the Battle of the Apocalypse was launched.

It took three days to kill the imperial city.

His nephew was so frightened that he ran away overnight.

I heard no one has been found yet.

Chen Luo thought for a while, isn't this plot exactly the same as Emperor Yongle's?
Could it be that the emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty was called Zhu Di?

It turned out that Chen Luo thought too much,

The emperor of the Great Zhou was surnamed Xiao...

Correct!
It is Xiao who played the most leading roles.

This is not a good thing.

Because it means that this world is not the world I am familiar with.

There's nothing to do if you pretend to slap your face or something.

Of course.

I am a eunuch now, why pretend?
What is there to pretend?

Striving hard to become a big landowner?

Sorry,
You are a eunuch,

Useless!
You are not afraid of hardships and hardships, you have made great contributions to the Great Zhou, and you have been named a marquis and a general?

Sorry,
You are a eunuch,

Useless!
With the wisdom and vision beyond this era, you rebelled and became the emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty?
Sorry, this can't be done!
Not to mention that I was an ordinary person in my previous life.

That is to say, he has really become the emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty.

that……

Sorry, you are still a eunuch,
You are still useless!

It's useless anyway, what else is there to struggle with?
Make it bad.

The old eunuch Fu Zhong, who originally admired Chen Luo very much, wanted to send Chen Luo to Concubine Yang.

Concubine Yang is an incredible master.

It is said that she was especially favored by the emperor, and once stayed with her for a month.

It is now a popular juicer in the harem.

If Chen Luo was with her, his eyes would have been better, at least he would have saved a few years of struggle!

But Chen Luo didn't want to.

Although he is disabled.

But the heart is not broken!
Now that Concubine Yang is so favored by the emperor, there will always be that kind of loving time, right?

Of course, it is hard to say whether it is for love or not.

Or maybe it's just a simple desire to calm down, that's all.

But as a eunuch... it is inevitable to serve, right?
Yes!
I am a eunuch, that's right!
But eunuchs also have dignity.

They can't whip their corpses over and over again like this, can they?
Are you not miserable?

Of course.

There is a more important reason.

This harem is not a safe place.

The Legend of Zhen Huan and Chen Luo are also interesting.

How deep is that water.

Not one hundred and eighty minds.

Can you get along?
Concubine Yang is now in favor.

But there are still people competing for favor.

The huge harem is not her concubine.

One day, if she accidentally gets cold, the little eunuch himself may suffer unreasonable disaster.

He is already a eunuch anyway.

It doesn't matter anymore.

It's been like this for the rest of my life.

Then let's mess it up!
Go through this life in peace and stability, and strive to be a man in the next life!

The old eunuch Fu Zhong couldn't understand Chen Luo's choice.

I even think he wasted his talent.

Chen Luo really wanted to tell him... He doesn't even have eggs, so where is his talent?
But the old eunuch was kind to him.

Then... be dumb.

Fortunately, Fu Zhong still has something to do with it.

He felt that Chen Luo was brought in by himself anyway, so he really didn't care.

In the end, Chen Luo was sent to the Royal Library Pavilion, and became a little eunuch for cleaning, with a rhythm of being out of sight and out of mind.

Of course, it also means giving up this guy.

But as soon as he heard that he was sent to the library, Chen Luo's eyes lit up on the spot.

This is a great place!
There is a saying in Zangshuge that no dogs come.

In a lifetime here, you may not even see a living person.

This is not a safe place to rot.

A great place to spend the rest of your life?

Some emperors in the past would call people to find some books from time to time and take them to read, but there were fewer of them later.

It seems that reading a book will kill him.

Today's emperor of the Great Zhou is even more of an emperor on horseback.

It's even more impossible to read a book...

This is better.

Emperor Da Zhou didn't like to read books, so no one would come here, not even eunuchs.

This person came less frequently.

The more you can mess yourself up.

The more secure it is.

"Well, now I have just turned eighteen, and the average age here is 60 years old.

I have 42 years left,

After 42 years, I can hang up! "

"pretty good!"

"Come on, Chen Luo! You can do it!"

Chen Luo took the broom and casually swept the palm-sized yard in front of him.

ha~
He patted his mouth.

He yawned deeply.

that's nice!

Another lazy day today.

He has decided!

Now go back to sleep,
Wait until the yard is cleaned up tomorrow... Forget it, it should be within a week.

After all, the yard is quite big!

【You yawned very comfortably, but it was useless, and you were even more sleepy...】

Chen Luo:? ? ?
what?
Why is there a line of words in front of my eyes? ? ?

Father-in-law, am I hallucinating?

(End of this chapter)