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Chapter 1468 Tathagata Buddha
Chapter 1468 Tathagata Buddha
"What? Yu Qian from the Ming Dynasty? It turns out that this Yu Qian is from the Ming Dynasty!" said the great god Qian Yi in surprise.
"Of course it's the Ming Dynasty, otherwise it wouldn't be Mingchao?" Liu Xu said with a smile.
"How would I know about the Ming Dynasty or the Ming Dynasty... Oh no, have you mentioned in your novel that there was a Ming Dynasty later? Then I really forgot it again!" The great god Qian Yi laughed even more bitterly.
"No, I never mentioned the Ming Dynasty in my novel, I just mentioned the Song Dynasty!" Liu Xu said.
"Song Dynasty? The descendants of Liu Yu of the Southern Song Dynasty? They actually succeeded in restoring their country?" asked the great master Qian Yi happily.
"Senior, you are really good at telling jokes!" Liu Xu was amused. "The crosstalk performer Yu Qian knew that you wrote him as Yu Qian, a loyal minister of the Tang Dynasty. He would definitely ask Guo Degang to write a crosstalk for you and then try to invite you to join Deyun Club."
“Tell crosstalk? There’s also a crosstalk performer named Yu Qian…” The billionaire god is still cheerful.
"Yes, it's Yu Qian, whose famous saying is 'smoking, drinking, and perming my hair'!" Liu Xu also said with a smile.
"What kind of famous saying is this? It's just what they say in crosstalk..." Master Qian Yi said casually, but his mouth soon froze on his face, and he looked around. He found that whether it was the audience or the dozens of other masters, their eyes were all fixed on him.
Seeing Liu Xu's complicated look at him, Master Qianyi's heart skipped a beat, but his expression immediately returned to calm. He looked at Liu Xu and said, "You have no moral principles. You actually plotted against an old senior like me!"
"I dare not... I never thought of plotting against you!" Liu Xu shook his head and said, "I really thought this person was hidden among the other new gods, but I never thought that this person would be you. When you told me that the famous saying "I am not afraid of being torn to pieces, I just want to leave a clear name in the world" was a famous saying of Yu Qian, my heart almost broke into pieces."
"I have guessed countless people, but I have never guessed you. Your appearance really caught me off guard. If it weren't for the fact that the body of this clone created casually with magic was stiff and not flexible enough to show good expressions, I would have been exposed at that time."
"What a joke! You said the famous saying "I am not afraid of being torn to pieces, I just want to leave my innocence in this world" yourself. What does it have to do with me..."
"Yes, I did say this, but I never said that it was Yu Qian who said this. I quoted this sentence just to give a psychological hint to the mastermind behind the scenes, telling him that the Yu Qian I asked him to write about is the famous Yu Qian of the Ming Dynasty that all Chinese people know, and he should not be associated with the future Yu Qian who is known throughout the country for his three major hobbies of 'smoking, drinking, and perming his hair' that I mentioned casually in the novel!" Liu Xu said in a deep voice.
"The Yu Qian you mentioned in the novel is this Yu Qian!" Master Qian Yi widened his eyes. Although he had vaguely guessed this fact, when he really heard the truth from Liu Xu's mouth, he couldn't help but burst into tears.
He was actually fooled by this guy who smoked, drank, and had his hair permed. Who would have thought that the Yu Qian mentioned in Liu Xu's novel about Chinese history would be such a crosstalk performer! "You still say you are not targeting me!" Qian Yi looked at Liu Xu unhappily and said, "You deliberately left this Yu Qian trap for me. And you still say you have already suspected me?"
"I really don't have that!" Liu Xu shook his head and said, "In fact, I gave all the great gods the name Yu Qian. If someone doesn't know Chinese history and has only read my novels, they would probably only write about the "smoking, drinking, and perming" Yu Qian. Only those who already know a lot of Chinese history will think of Yu Qian as the loyal Yu Shaobao without hesitation when they see him!"
"Nonsense, who can really remember what you just mentioned about Yu Qian?" said Master Qian Yi dissatisfiedly.
"Yes, it is precisely because most of the masters will definitely not remember such a short paragraph about Yu Qian, or they simply skipped the chapter and did not read this paragraph... so my own clone followed in. If they really have not read this paragraph, they will definitely ask me to find the original text of this paragraph for them to read."
"And when the time comes, I just need to randomly test a few stories about Yu Qian, the Shao Bao of the Ming Dynasty. Those who don't understand will definitely not know what I'm talking about and will have question marks on their faces. Only those who know Shao Bao will naturally agree with me, and I can easily test out the truth!"
"Of course, for someone like you who took the initiative to say from the beginning that 'I'm not afraid of being torn to pieces, I'd rather keep my innocence in this world', there's no need for me to even test you!" Liu Xu said.
"Nonsense!" Master Qianyi frowned. "What if I really read your original text and remember that you wrote about Yu Qian who "smoked, drank, and had his hair permed"? Wouldn't your plan have completely failed?"
"Let it fail. There are other ways to try. If I really can't figure it out, I will drive all the gods to other worlds, and then personally preside over the work of clearing out the Indian Brahma religion. After all, my goal is to wipe out the Indian Brahma religion, not to find out the mastermind behind it. As long as the main goal is achieved, the rest doesn't matter." Liu Xu said.
"And if there is someone who really knows Chinese history, then he will most likely have no interest in reading my novel, so I am 90% sure that the mastermind behind this would not know about Yu Qian's trap."
"..." Master Qianyi was silent for a moment and then said, "My last question is, how do you know that I know Chinese history?"
"Because of the scriptures of Hinduism!" Liu Xu sighed, "Although I did record some scriptures related to Hinduism and Buddhism in the novel, I don't like Buddhism, let alone Hinduism, so I deliberately wrote a lot of scriptures wrong, and the content in the novel was even put together with some inexplicable words."
"But I checked the scriptures published by the Indian Brahma that I had confiscated, and it turned out to be the authentic original versions of the Indian Brahma and Buddhism in China."
"A Chinese classic that I have never written has appeared in the hands of the Indian Brahmans. There is really no other explanation except that the mastermind behind it knows Chinese history and has mastered the original classics!" Liu Xu sighed again, then looked at the great god Qian Yi and said, "Senior Qian Yi, should I call you senior or Buddha Tathagata?"
(End of this chapter)
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