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Chapter 147 Prime Minister Cao's Third Smile

An hour later, Chapter 2 was updated, and the prime minister's escape journey continued.

This time our Prime Minister Cao was even worse. Just before dawn, it rained heavily and the clothes hangers were all soaked.

Our Prime Minister Cao could only follow all the troops and brave the rain. Finally, he sent people to rob some food from the nearby villages. He was about to light a fire for cooking, when suddenly someone chased him up, scaring Cao Cao. Jump.

Fortunately, it turned out that it was Xu Chu and Li Dian who rushed over with a group of advisers. Cao Cao was overjoyed, because his own strength had strengthened a lot, and our boss Cao regained his mentality.

The army arrived at Hulukou and was preparing to cook. Everyone took off their clothes and armor, and Boss Cao started laughing again.

The people around were upset and asked, "Just now the prime minister laughed at Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu, but Zhao Zilong was attracted and lost a lot of soldiers. Why are you laughing now?"

In the end, Prime Minister Cao laughed and said, "I laugh at Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu's intelligence is not enough. If I use troops, I will also ambush a large army horse in this place, waiting for work. Even if I can escape my life when the time comes, I am afraid that the serious injury will be incurable. I Everyone can see this layer, but Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang can't see this layer, so I laugh at them for being stupid!"

Then Zhang Fei came.

Cao Cao didn't even have time to eat, so he got on his horse and ran, the first one to fly out.

And Xu Chu, who also hadn't eaten, ran over to deal with Zhang Fei without even putting on his saddle. Zhang Liao and Xu Huang followed suit. The three of them besieged and beat Zhang Fei together. hurt.

Chapter 2 ends.

"Hahahaha!"

"I ha ha ha ha!!"

Immediately after reading this chapter, the entire group was filled with such cheerful laughter. All the readers were overjoyed after reading this chapter. Come inside and play hahahaha, only to be satisfied with the number of words for an unscrupulous author.

Zhao Yun is number one in the world, the first one to speak in the group
Cao Cao: Gentlemen, the prime minister, let me laugh first.

Liu Bei: If you don’t do good at home, you will be flooded by the rain when you go out
Zhang Fei: When you say Cao Cao, Cao Cao laughs

Zhang He: When Cao Cao smiles, life and death are unpredictable
Cao Cao: Those who love to laugh will not have bad luck

Zhang Fei: Dear, help every dream

Zhang Fei: Honey, your takeaway order has arrived.

Zhang Fei: Dear, remember to praise it!

Cao Cao: Although I lost in Chibi, of course I must be No.1 when it comes to running away!
Cao Cao: This rain, ah, villager Zhuge, have you counted this?

Cao Cao: Villager Zhuge, you plot against me, ah!

Cao Cao: On-site teaching, if I use soldiers, how should I deal with myself.

Cao Cao: Look, I said that everyone should be injured, so everyone should be injured. I am the number one in the Three Kingdoms.

Zhang Liao: The generals obey the order. The first thing to do in future battles is to shut the mouth of the prime minister, otherwise our army will be defeated!
Zhang He: Prime Minister, I begged you on my knees, please stop laughing next time.

Cao Cao: No, I am not
Zhang He: Prime Minister, if you laugh again, it will be Guan Yu's turn next.

Cao Cao: What, my Yunchang is coming to see me! !

Cao Cao: What, there are such good things!

Cao Cao: Haha

Cao Cao: Hahaha
Cao Cao: My Yunchang is coming, I am so happy, hahahahaha!

Guan Yu: Don't come here!

Liu Bei: I'm already laughing

……

Under the leadership of a certain group leader, such speeches quickly swiped the screen in the group, and everyone was using their ability to complain and create memes. Suddenly, the entire group was filled with such content.

However, the prime ministers who had tried their best to protect the prime minister in the past were completely silent at this moment.

In fact, not only do these prime ministers not maintain it, but even the leaders of the prime ministers like Brother Nine have joined the troop of complaints.

Fortunately, in the end, Zhao Yun Tianxia No. [-] finally regained his responsibility as the group leader, and called on everyone to calm down and stop swiping the screen like this again.Because these comments are really funny, if he keeps laughing, he will get myocarditis.

When the group leader took the lead in destroying the queue, many group members also destroyed the queue, so the prime minister's rant ended like this.

It's just that when the group tried to start discussing the plot again, as long as everyone thought of the picture of the prime minister laughing, they couldn't help but start laughing too.Even if I was reading a novel alone at home, I couldn't help but clutch my stomach, I couldn't help it, the laughing was so miserable.

"You said, why didn't the prime minister learn the lesson of the first time, and laugh at the second time?" A group of friends asked curiously.

Hearing this question, many people discussed it very enthusiastically.

It is said that the second time the prime minister laughed was to encourage the morale of the army

It is also said that the prime minister laughed for the second time because he was mentally abnormal.

It is also said that the prime minister laughed a second time to prove that he was smarter than Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu.

But in the end, the answer that was unanimously agreed by everyone is actually this

Cao Cao: I fucking don’t believe in evil. I fell in this pit for the first time, but I can’t fall for the second time! ! !
After discussing Prime Minister Cao's big laugh, the plot of the next chapter begins.

In fact, this plot is very obvious, because before Zhuge Liang sent three groups of people to surround Cao Cao, Zhang Fei and Zhao Yun in the first two groups have already successfully killed Cao Cao, and the rest is Guan Yu in the third wave. Can stop Cao Cao.

But the answer is actually very obvious, Zhuge Liang has already won two rounds, it makes no sense that he will lose in the third round, this shit is really not human, he is really a god.

So the focus of everyone's attention next is whether Guan Yunchang will let our Prime Minister Cao go.

After the two battles between Bowangpo and Chibi, all readers of The Romance of the Three Kingdoms have reached a consensus, that is, Zhuge Liang is too goddamn a god, you don’t have to believe what others say, but every word Zhuge Liang said is true. You have to believe in evil.

So Zhuge Liang said that Guan Yu might choose to soften his heart and let Cao Cao go because of the kindness of beheading six generals after passing five passes.Then he might really let Cao Cao go.

But the problem is that Guan Yu and Zhuge Liang issued military orders to each other later. If Guan Yu succeeded in killing Cao Cao, Zhuge Liang would beheaded.

If Guan Yu really lets Cao Cao go, then Guan Yu will beheaded, so even the readers don't know who is right. After all, Guan Yu and Zhuge Liang seem to have big problems if they die .

Liu Bei: Oh, why does it seem that the injured person is actually me?

So in the end, Zhao Yun started the group voting for No. 95 in the world. After looking at the results, [-]% of the people who voted for Guan Yu would let Cao Cao go.

"It seems that the readers already have a high level of understanding of Guan Yu, otherwise they would not have made such a consistent result!" After reading the voting results, Liu Xu said with a smile while sighing.

"Hahaha!" Tian Feng suddenly laughed.

"Why is Yuan Hao laughing?" Liu Xu asked curiously.

"I laugh at Guan Yu's arrogance and lack of strategy, but he can resonate with these readers from other worlds!" Tian Feng laughed.

"Crackling, you're the one who sells your head!" In the next second, a Qinglong Yanyue knife was placed on Tian Feng's neck.
(End of this chapter)