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Chapter 501 Too Much Cool Writing

"My old grandson...that Monkey King, why is he so annoying?" Sun Houzi forced himself to hold back his anger and asked.

"Come on, I believe you haven't read Journey to the West Shi'er, otherwise you wouldn't have asked such a question!" The team member was still sneering, "If nothing else, just say that that stinky monkey has no face. Is it heaven?"

"Heavenly Court has never been sorry for this monkey from the beginning to the end. It was this monkey who first provoked the underworld and Dragon Palace of the Heavenly Court. The Heavenly Court invited him to be an official regardless of the past. He still despised the official and gave up. You Isn't it very hateful?"

"Could it be that if you dislike the official, you can't just quit?" Sun Wukong said angrily.

"Of course there is no problem with this, but you can't raise the flag to rebel! And later the Heavenly Court also gave the title of Monkey King, and invited this monkey to be an official again, and entertained him with good wine and meat. His Heavenly Court is It’s the real deal, the one who raised this monkey with good things.”

"But this monkey was not only ungrateful, but ate up all the flat peaches in the Heavenly Court. Not to mention the failure of the Peach Fair, he even had the face to dislike him for not inviting him to the Peach Fair. Why is there everyone in the world? Everyone has to flatter this monkey? If they don't invite you, how can you have the face to despise him, just because of your ability?"

"But you are very capable, so don't steal other people's flat peaches to eat. If you are very capable, don't be caught! All in all, this monkey is disgusting. Heavenly Court did not feel sorry for him from the beginning to the end. In the end, he completely relied on himself. For the center, he is a sharp-tongued, mean-spirited guy!" The teammate said very ventingly, unaware that the guy next to him had monkey hair exposed on his wrist, and at the same time his whole body was trembling. I'm afraid I won't be able to suppress my anger for a second, and I'll hit this guy with a stick directly on the head.

"Great Sage, please go and see if there are any reflection creatures nearby!" Liu Xu patted Monkey King on the shoulder, and whispered in his ear at the same time, "Your majestic Fighting Buddha has to compete with such an ordinary human being!" Are you angry?"

This made the unlucky guy escape back from the brink of death, so that he continued to say triumphantly, "Have you read the latest chapter updated yesterday? The monkey was directly crushed by the Tathagata Buddha under the Five Elements Mountain. It's too much to relieve hatred, which shows that Yuanshi Tianwang understood the truth anyway, and didn't continue to play tricks on this monkey, otherwise he would really disgust people."

"But this Yuanshi Heavenly King's level is still not enough. He shouldn't have written such a level of plot at all. I really don't know how this kind of author is popular. It's not as good as mine!" Absolutely said.

"Hehe" Liu Xu laughed dryly, and was about to leave directly, and when he didn't bother to pay attention to the group of SBs, Lina suddenly said, "Aren't you the kind of Long Aotian who writes so much that your head is already gone?" broken?"

"Ah?" The person who was violently attacked by her teammates froze for a moment, and Lina continued, "Don't put on such an expression, in those three novels you wrote, the protagonist is always a garbage at the beginning, and everyone around Everyone can't wait to go up and step on him, and then the golden finger will fall from the sky, the protagonist will kill the Quartet, and still pretend to be aggressive on the head of the supporting role, and then repeat the next cycle."

"..." The teammates were dumbfounded, but Lina continued: "Also, in your novel, the protagonist can never be defeated, and all characters of the opposite sex must like the protagonist. Besides, , the protagonist can never make wrong decisions, and absolutely can't have any lack of IQ, otherwise the plot is poisonous."

"The protagonist cannot have any annoying character, otherwise the novel is poisonous"

"The protagonist can't give up any interests. At the same time, all opponents must be killed and rooted out. Any character who provokes the protagonist must retaliate, otherwise the entire plot will be poisonous."

"Is the novel written in this way really interesting?" Finally, Lina raised this soul question.

"I know it's boring to write like this, but if I don't write it like this, readers will really call me this novel poisonous, they will abandon me, my data will decrease, my reading power will decrease, and I still can't read it." How to fight with you!"

"For the sake of my strength and data, I have to avoid these poisonous spots and pitfalls when I write novels. I can't go against the readers' preferences!" The teammate retorted aggrievedly after being stunned for a while. "Also, the novels you write are the same as mine. All the authors in the world are similar to us. Why do you accuse me of being the only one?".

"That's right!" Lina nodded and said, "So what qualifications do you have to accuse the author of rubbish? He doesn't want to write the kind of cliche stuff we all write, and he never avoids those poisonous points in the eyes of readers, so he In the end, a character that was so real, a living Monkey King came out."

"That's right, Sun Wukong does have a lot of personality problems you just mentioned, then don't forget, Sun Wukong is a monkey, and monkeys are just like that."

"And even if he's not a monkey but a man, so what."

"How many human beings in the world don't love vanity? How many human beings in the world don't want to be respected by everyone? How many human beings in the world want to lie down and not work, and still receive huge wages every day."

"Even myself, I hope that I can lie in bed every day without typing, but readers will not only scold me for not updating, but also encourage me to update a chapter a week, and at the same time provide me with a steady stream of reading power , praised the novel I wrote as stunning, and then made it a god."

"Who among us is not seeking advantages and avoiding disadvantages, rushing up to snatch good things when seeing good things, and retreating directly when seeing dangers, these are all human natures. Garbage authors have not put these natures on a human being. , but put it on a monkey, you, the reader, can't stand it anymore, where are you spitting rubbish authors!"

"We all write novels, so if you think about it for a while, you will know that the author of garbage arranges the plot in this way and arranges these unsatisfactory characters in order to create a more plump Monkey King character."

"And the Five Elements Mountain updated yesterday is a plot arranged by the garbage author to sharpen Monkey King. He wants to slowly sharpen a stone monkey into a real protagonist. The artistic value in it is so conspicuous, but you can't see it. Still here is yin and yang strange."

"Then I want to ask you, you, a guy who writes routines, what qualifications do you have to accuse rubbish authors who write such profound works?" What Lina said made her teammate's face pale, and she opened her mouth, feeling herself Unable to say anything, in the end he could only lower his head helplessly, and went to pack the props in the car in desperation.

"My grandson likes this little girl!" Sun Houzi said with a smile, he didn't know when he had come back.

(End of this chapter)