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Chapter 635
Chapter 635
"What should I do? Can't understand? How can I explain it?" The entire Department of Astronomy gathered in the director's office, and everyone stared wide-eyed, not knowing how to deal with this sudden big problem.
Countless people are now asking the Department of Astronomy to come forward and give an announcement, asking them to carefully study the various data provided in the novel, and finally form an explanation report to answer readers' questions and see if the novel really contains Such a terrifying law of celestial body movement.
"The easiest way is to leave him alone!" said the director of the Department of Astronomy and the nephew of a powerful minister.
Everyone nodded after listening, that's right, why explain it, just pretend it doesn't exist, as long as I don't speak, I won't do anything wrong, and at the same time, I will be forgotten in the end.
But within a few seconds, the phone in the office rang, and the Director of Astronomy picked up the phone impatiently, but as soon as he heard the voice from the opposite side, he immediately sat up straight, nodded and said yes, and his tone became more and more serious. Attentive and flattering, he finally hung up the phone and said, "Ahem, I think this matter still needs to be dealt with. How can the doubts in the hearts of ordinary people not be answered? Then what is the meaning of our Astronomy Department?"
"Everyone, our Department of Astronomy has been a little transparent for hundreds of years. Now that we finally have a chance to give it to us, it's time to improve our own face. You can discuss it and see how to make a A written report to explain to the people what happened this time!" The director clenched his fists and said passionately.
It was none other than his own uncle who called just now.If it weren't for his uncle, he might still be driving in school now.
And this uncle ordered him very seriously on the phone, he must use this opportunity to give all the common people a comprehensive, simple and transparent answer, and no mistakes are allowed.
Because his uncle's political opponent has decided to use his little nephew as a breakthrough after learning of this unexpected incident. As long as the Department of Astronomy dares not deal with this issue, the political opponent will immediately demand that the parliament punish him with dereliction of duty. He investigates.
And once the investigation starts, none of the many problems with this little nephew will be hidden, and in the end it will inevitably involve his uncle. Even if he can keep his position as minister, if he wants to go further in the future, such as participating in the If the general is elected, it is absolutely impossible, after all, there will be an indelible stain on this uncle.
"Which one of you has the will to shoulder this burden!" The director looked at his subordinates expectantly, but everyone lowered their heads, and no one dared to say a word.
Just kidding, whoever of us is not sent here by relatives to dawdle and get paid, who the hell can do this job.
Seeing that no one was talking, the director couldn't stand it anymore, he slapped the table with his hand, and said loudly, "I don't care, someone must take over this burden today, and I must solve this problem, otherwise who Don't even think about going home, stay here for me until someone completes the task!"
Everyone couldn't stand the words of the director. Since everyone came to the Department of Astronomy, they haven't worked overtime for 1 minute. Who wants to stay here forever? This is absolutely impossible!
So someone said helplessly, "Director, it's not that we don't want to accept the task. It's that you know what kind of shit we all are. We are all waste that was brought in by various relatives and friends. There is not even a student who studies astronomy here. There are no people, and the stars in the sky can't name a few names, how can it be possible to verify the settings in a novel."
"You have the ability to say this to the readers, don't tell me here! If they are willing to accept your explanation, then from now on you will be the director of the Department of Astronomy, and I will be your subordinate." The director snorted coldly.
Seeing the director's attitude, everyone knew that it was impossible to fool them, but the problem was that they really didn't understand.So after thinking it over and over again, someone said, "Boss, in fact, most readers don't care about the process and calculation at all. What they need is a result, and someone needs to confirm to them whether the astronomical data in the novel is true!"
"Then this is actually very simple. We only need to give the two answers of yes or no. In fact, I think as long as we say some ambiguous words, making people feel yes or no, we can deal with the matter Already!" said an old man from the Department of Astronomy, who has worked in government departments for nearly 30 years and has a lot of experience in this field, so he directly gave an extremely perfect solution.
Everyone applauded after hearing this, and the director himself was very moved when he heard it, but when he thought of his uncle's words, he knew that someone deliberately wanted to mess with him, so he would definitely make a fuss about this matter, and an ambiguous answer would definitely not work , at least give a yes or no answer.
In this way, the matter becomes 2 to 1. It seems very simple, but the director dare not make a mistake. If he makes a mistake, not only will he lose his position as the director of astronomy, but his uncle may also give up his position. Beat yourself to death.
"Okay!" The director nodded and said, "Then who of you can give me a yes or no answer?"
"I think it must be fake. How can an author write so much astronomical data into it when writing a novel? This guy must have made it up. Only a fool would believe it!" Someone said immediately.
"But the reader in the screenshot said that he used a super quantum computer to calculate, and the super quantum computer can't be wrong, because if it is an accurate answer that he can't give, then he will also use probability to show the answer Accuracy." Someone retorted.
"Please, use your brain, that's just a screenshot. I can also fake a screenshot for you now, saying that the author of this book is the Great God of Peace who has been hiding himself. Will you?"
"I don't even need to forge screenshots, just find a way to enter that group, type a paragraph, and then just take screenshots above board. Who can say that my screenshots are forged?"
"Also, is something like a super quantum computer accessible to ordinary people? Even if our department wants to borrow this equipment to perform a small calculation, it must go through the approval of more than a dozen units before and after, and two or three batches of professional In the end, they have to wait for at least 2 to 3 years to wait in line, who has the ability to use a super quantum computer to calculate such things, do you think this guy named Xiuyan is from the Strategy Department?"
"So the content of this screenshot must be fake. One glance is fake, and you don't even need to think about it!" A person said excitedly, and the saliva sprayed on almost everyone's face. It makes sense. Just as we were about to make a conclusion like this, someone suddenly said, "Why don't we ask a real expert? Ask him to confirm it?"
"Eh..." Everyone was taken aback for a moment, and then asked back, "Where are there experts? Are there still people who really understand astronomy in our Department of Astronomy?"
"There is indeed one!" said the man who spoke, "I remember that he is a graduate of the astronomy major of Wenqu Vocational University. More than ten years ago, he became famous for his bravery and was personally interviewed by the then commander in chief. It was only later that he was really out of tune with us, and he clamored every day to ask the director at that time to divert a little of our astronomy department's little funds for research on astronomy, so he was assigned to the logistics department to be in charge of the entire The cleaning and sanitation work of the Astronomy Department!"
"What! That guy mopping the floor in front of me every day is actually our colleague!" Everyone was shocked.
(End of this chapter)
"What should I do? Can't understand? How can I explain it?" The entire Department of Astronomy gathered in the director's office, and everyone stared wide-eyed, not knowing how to deal with this sudden big problem.
Countless people are now asking the Department of Astronomy to come forward and give an announcement, asking them to carefully study the various data provided in the novel, and finally form an explanation report to answer readers' questions and see if the novel really contains Such a terrifying law of celestial body movement.
"The easiest way is to leave him alone!" said the director of the Department of Astronomy and the nephew of a powerful minister.
Everyone nodded after listening, that's right, why explain it, just pretend it doesn't exist, as long as I don't speak, I won't do anything wrong, and at the same time, I will be forgotten in the end.
But within a few seconds, the phone in the office rang, and the Director of Astronomy picked up the phone impatiently, but as soon as he heard the voice from the opposite side, he immediately sat up straight, nodded and said yes, and his tone became more and more serious. Attentive and flattering, he finally hung up the phone and said, "Ahem, I think this matter still needs to be dealt with. How can the doubts in the hearts of ordinary people not be answered? Then what is the meaning of our Astronomy Department?"
"Everyone, our Department of Astronomy has been a little transparent for hundreds of years. Now that we finally have a chance to give it to us, it's time to improve our own face. You can discuss it and see how to make a A written report to explain to the people what happened this time!" The director clenched his fists and said passionately.
It was none other than his own uncle who called just now.If it weren't for his uncle, he might still be driving in school now.
And this uncle ordered him very seriously on the phone, he must use this opportunity to give all the common people a comprehensive, simple and transparent answer, and no mistakes are allowed.
Because his uncle's political opponent has decided to use his little nephew as a breakthrough after learning of this unexpected incident. As long as the Department of Astronomy dares not deal with this issue, the political opponent will immediately demand that the parliament punish him with dereliction of duty. He investigates.
And once the investigation starts, none of the many problems with this little nephew will be hidden, and in the end it will inevitably involve his uncle. Even if he can keep his position as minister, if he wants to go further in the future, such as participating in the If the general is elected, it is absolutely impossible, after all, there will be an indelible stain on this uncle.
"Which one of you has the will to shoulder this burden!" The director looked at his subordinates expectantly, but everyone lowered their heads, and no one dared to say a word.
Just kidding, whoever of us is not sent here by relatives to dawdle and get paid, who the hell can do this job.
Seeing that no one was talking, the director couldn't stand it anymore, he slapped the table with his hand, and said loudly, "I don't care, someone must take over this burden today, and I must solve this problem, otherwise who Don't even think about going home, stay here for me until someone completes the task!"
Everyone couldn't stand the words of the director. Since everyone came to the Department of Astronomy, they haven't worked overtime for 1 minute. Who wants to stay here forever? This is absolutely impossible!
So someone said helplessly, "Director, it's not that we don't want to accept the task. It's that you know what kind of shit we all are. We are all waste that was brought in by various relatives and friends. There is not even a student who studies astronomy here. There are no people, and the stars in the sky can't name a few names, how can it be possible to verify the settings in a novel."
"You have the ability to say this to the readers, don't tell me here! If they are willing to accept your explanation, then from now on you will be the director of the Department of Astronomy, and I will be your subordinate." The director snorted coldly.
Seeing the director's attitude, everyone knew that it was impossible to fool them, but the problem was that they really didn't understand.So after thinking it over and over again, someone said, "Boss, in fact, most readers don't care about the process and calculation at all. What they need is a result, and someone needs to confirm to them whether the astronomical data in the novel is true!"
"Then this is actually very simple. We only need to give the two answers of yes or no. In fact, I think as long as we say some ambiguous words, making people feel yes or no, we can deal with the matter Already!" said an old man from the Department of Astronomy, who has worked in government departments for nearly 30 years and has a lot of experience in this field, so he directly gave an extremely perfect solution.
Everyone applauded after hearing this, and the director himself was very moved when he heard it, but when he thought of his uncle's words, he knew that someone deliberately wanted to mess with him, so he would definitely make a fuss about this matter, and an ambiguous answer would definitely not work , at least give a yes or no answer.
In this way, the matter becomes 2 to 1. It seems very simple, but the director dare not make a mistake. If he makes a mistake, not only will he lose his position as the director of astronomy, but his uncle may also give up his position. Beat yourself to death.
"Okay!" The director nodded and said, "Then who of you can give me a yes or no answer?"
"I think it must be fake. How can an author write so much astronomical data into it when writing a novel? This guy must have made it up. Only a fool would believe it!" Someone said immediately.
"But the reader in the screenshot said that he used a super quantum computer to calculate, and the super quantum computer can't be wrong, because if it is an accurate answer that he can't give, then he will also use probability to show the answer Accuracy." Someone retorted.
"Please, use your brain, that's just a screenshot. I can also fake a screenshot for you now, saying that the author of this book is the Great God of Peace who has been hiding himself. Will you?"
"I don't even need to forge screenshots, just find a way to enter that group, type a paragraph, and then just take screenshots above board. Who can say that my screenshots are forged?"
"Also, is something like a super quantum computer accessible to ordinary people? Even if our department wants to borrow this equipment to perform a small calculation, it must go through the approval of more than a dozen units before and after, and two or three batches of professional In the end, they have to wait for at least 2 to 3 years to wait in line, who has the ability to use a super quantum computer to calculate such things, do you think this guy named Xiuyan is from the Strategy Department?"
"So the content of this screenshot must be fake. One glance is fake, and you don't even need to think about it!" A person said excitedly, and the saliva sprayed on almost everyone's face. It makes sense. Just as we were about to make a conclusion like this, someone suddenly said, "Why don't we ask a real expert? Ask him to confirm it?"
"Eh..." Everyone was taken aback for a moment, and then asked back, "Where are there experts? Are there still people who really understand astronomy in our Department of Astronomy?"
"There is indeed one!" said the man who spoke, "I remember that he is a graduate of the astronomy major of Wenqu Vocational University. More than ten years ago, he became famous for his bravery and was personally interviewed by the then commander in chief. It was only later that he was really out of tune with us, and he clamored every day to ask the director at that time to divert a little of our astronomy department's little funds for research on astronomy, so he was assigned to the logistics department to be in charge of the entire The cleaning and sanitation work of the Astronomy Department!"
"What! That guy mopping the floor in front of me every day is actually our colleague!" Everyone was shocked.
(End of this chapter)
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