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Chapter 79 The author broke my waist

Chapter 79 The author broke my waist
The author is so coquettish, it broke my waist

This is probably the psychological portrayal of the royal uncle party at this time.

How could such a thing happen in the world? In just a few chapters, Xu Shu is really gone!

The royal uncles in the entire group fell silent at this moment, and everyone seemed to have turned into raving monsters, only uttering some unintelligible ravings in the group, and many people were clearly out of order.

The Huangshudang who had been jumping around crazily in the group before and riding on other people's heads for output seemed to have disappeared at this moment, and there was no trace of them.

On the contrary, the prime minister's party became ecstatic in an instant. They fully felt the beauty and happiness of life, and immediately sang and danced in the group, shouting that the prime minister is wise, and praised the prime minister as worthy of being the top villain of the big man. He snatched Liu Bei's mastermind to his side, so that the prime minister not only hit Liu Bei, but also got himself a top adviser.

Of course, although Xu Shu had already stated in front of Liu Bei that he would never give Cao Cao any advice in this life, the prime minister's party naturally ignored this sentence. In their opinion, since Xu Shu had already entered the Cao Ying, with Prime Minister Cao's character as a traitor, he will definitely try to get Xu Shu to speak, so why not ask Xu Shu's old lady to write a letter.

As for whether Prime Minister Cao's actions are contrary to the principles of nature and ethics, the prime minister's party naturally ignored them directly. Didn't we see that we call the prime minister a traitor?

Since he is a traitor, isn't it natural to use intrigue?

At the same time, the Wuyu Wencangtian who issued a divine prediction at a critical moment suddenly became the hero of the prime minister's party, a veritable prophet. In the future, he will only make predictions for the big-eared thief on the opposite side. After all, this kind of guy who makes a prophecy , Those are all strategic talents!

Faced with such an attitude and ridicule from the prime minister's party, the emperor's uncle's party was immediately overwhelmed, and they couldn't even cry.

How happy they were a few minutes ago, how desperate they are now.

And this kind of mood is not only on the Internet, but also directly spread to real life.

For example, Xiuyan, the mainstay of the Emperor’s Uncle Party, is actually a secretary of the world government. After reading the latest chapter, this shrewd and capable secretary who has been highly recognized by several leaders, in the latest document submitted There were three typos in the information, which made his leader care about calling him over and asking him if something happened at home, and if he would like to take a vacation for a rest.

Another example is Yi Tianan, who is also a royal uncle party. As a result, when Yi Tianxing was bragging to his two brothers about how gentle and considerate his girlfriend was at dinner that night, Yi Tianan suddenly pointed at Yi Tianxing's The nose just scolded Yi Tianxing, angrily scolding Yi Tianxing for being a loser, because a woman actually shrunk from 2000 words a day to [-] words a day, just to have extra time to chat with that woman on the Internet. It's about destroying your own life!
Yi Tianan scolded for a full 20 minutes, and the time Yi Tianxing was scolded by his brothers and sisters in his life probably didn't add up to 20 minutes. Looking at the figure of his brother leaving, he couldn't help crying.

But the most unlucky ones are actually the students of the Jingqing City Academy of Arts. They were attending classes honestly in the school that day, and when they were looking forward to having their own time to play in the express after class, they suddenly received a call from the dean's office. notify.

The dean directly announced that a surprise inspection will be conducted on all the students' works to see if they have seriously updated recently and whether the quality of the novels they have written has declined.

That is, everyone, including the teacher, must stay in the classroom, and then students will be checked one by one.

This is not an ordinary inspection, but one has to read all the recently updated chapters very carefully. Even if there are only more than 20 students in a class of the College of Arts, they can't stand this kind of inspection.

Anyway, by the time all the class inspections were completed, it was almost midnight. Just when all the teachers and students thought they could go home and sleep, a new order came from the dean's office.

Ask all the students whether they recognize their mother’s handwriting. Tomorrow, they will also check this point. If they do not recognize this mother’s handwriting, it is a great disobedience. They will be punished to update ten chapters every day for a week.

Good guy, the entire Jingqing City Academy of Arts was in mourning immediately.

Of course, the biggest emotional outburst is still in the group,

When the Huangshu Party reacted, they did not continue to scold the Prime Minister Party, but began to denounce the garbage author.

Although they are generally old readers who have read for more than 10 years, they have long been tired of the kind of fighting monsters in three chapters, picking up equipment and upgrading in ten chapters, killing a villain in fifty chapters, and changing one in one hundred chapters. The most beautiful girlfriend in the world who will never change until death, a novel about to change maps and upgrade in about five hundred chapters.

But this kind of coquettish operation that just made readers enjoy three chapters, and the last three chapters directly let readers spit out the previously cool things with profit, even these old readers can't stand it at all.

So naturally, these angry readers began to question whether the garbage authors could write novels, and also wondered whether the garbage authors were playing with them like toys, maliciously molesting their poor and weak hearts through such means .

Even Teacher Luo couldn't take it anymore, so he came over to ask in a private chat, did he think that the teacher's achievement was too long, and wanted to make him angry to death early or something.

What else could Liu Xu say about this, he only told his teacher, "Luo Guanzhong did this, it has nothing to do with me!"

"Isn't Luo Guanzhong your OO nickname?" Teacher Luo rolled his eyes and said.

"Ahem, I am me, my name is Liu Xu, my surname is Liu, and Luo Guanzhong's surname is Luo, how could it be me? Teacher, your surname is Luo, and you should take the blame for this!" Liu Xu joked.

"Okay, you, this unfilial disciple took this screen name, so you are here waiting for me!" Teacher Luo was furious, and after some reprimands, he still said helplessly, "Liu Xu, you really shouldn't have written like that. , you will drive all your readers away in anger, I have seen two or three readers quit the group just now!"

"Teacher, don't worry, there will only be six chapters at most, and I will make everyone happy!" What else can Liu Xu say, he can only promise like this.

But what Liu Xu didn't know was that, before the plot of his follow-up Shuangwen was updated, in the home of the mayor of Wenqu City, a teenager angrily threw the phone in his hand to the ground.

"Ah, my Xu Shu, give me back my Xu Shu!" The young man lay on the bed in pain and howled several times, and when he got up again, his face was already full of murderous intent.

It was also he who sat in front of the computer, logged into his OO, entered a student group of a liberal arts college, and typed directly, "Brothers, I have already found the source of "Guan Canghai"!"

"one glance"

"Put it down, I've seen no less than a dozen sources these days, and none of them are true!"

"Brother, you are from Wenqu City, reveal your address, and I will verify it!"

"I never lie!" The boy typed quickly, "I'll show you the screenshots, and you'll believe me!"

Then the boy quickly turned on the phone, found the content of "Guan Canghai" inside, and then posted the screenshot in the group, and also attached the update time of this chapter.

Although some group members suspected that this picture might have been uploaded at the beginning, but when other group members took out their mobile phones and followed the tips along the way, they really found the original text of Guan Canghai, and the update time was much longer than the outbreak time After about five days in advance, everything was finally solved, and the anger belonging to the people of Wenqu City was finally about to erupt at this moment.

At this time, our Liu Xu children's shoes, still completely unaware of what is about to happen, are catching up on sleep beautifully!

(End of this chapter)

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