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Chapter 84 Let him work hard for 30 years

"Sister, I really don't know about that rubbish... No, it's the city where the poet and author are. I even asked several friends to help me find out!" The elder sister Wang Run behind him was startled and said quickly.

"I'm not here to ask you this question. You revealed the fact that "Guan Canghai" comes from the Romance of the Three Kingdoms!" Wang Run's face was extremely cold at this time, and the pores of his younger brother Wang Han's whole body stood up. Years of life experience told him that this was a sign that his sister's temper was about to explode and that he was about to suffer inhumane abuse.

"It's not me, it's really not me, why do you say I exposed it!" Wang Han said hastily.

"Hehe! That's why I said Wang Han, our Wang family will definitely die in the hands of this idiot you in the future." Wang Run sneered and said, "Since you re-applied for a OO number, you also re-entered the group with the name Guan Zhizhi. .Then why don't you create a new forum account with this new OO account, and use my Yuheyu account to speak in the forum?"

"You don't know, I just need to check the record of this account's speeches in the forum, and I know that you are the first account to expose the identity of Romance of the Three Kingdoms in the forum!"

"..." Wang Han's face suddenly became as pale as a pig's liver, and he knelt down in the next second, hugging his sister's thigh and crying, "Sister, please forgive me, I won't dare to do it again!"

"Show me your thorns and painful whip!" Wang Run gritted his teeth and said, Wang Han's face changed drastically, and he cried even worse.

"Hurry up, or I will let my mother reflect her bamboo shoot stick!" Wang Run said. He came out and handed it to his sister tremblingly.

Since the thorns and painful whip are reflected by Wang Han, it is obviously a weapon in Wang Han's novel.

It's just that this weapon was not designed by Wang Han himself, but by his sister Wang Run. It is set to be a weapon made of holy thorns with thorns. When hitting people, it can bring the same damage as thorns Pain, but because it is made of holy thorn vines, it will not cause any actual harm to the human body.

In other words, this is a whip that can cause severe pain, but it will not leave any marks on the surface of the body, nor will it cause any actual damage.

Well, this weapon was obviously designed to teach Wang Han a lesson. After all, we are all brothers and sisters. It would be ugly to fight bloody and red. It's better not to get hurt.

As for Wang Han, the younger brother, why did he personally design a weapon for his elder sister to educate himself? One reason is that besides his elder sister's constant prestige, the most important thing is that his mother has a bamboo shoot stick in her hand.

You can tell from the name that this is the same as the thorn and pain whip. It is an educational tool used by the relatives who love him the most to shape his character. It was designed by the contracted author's mother in the novel, and the mother is the one. Creator of amazing inventions.

It's just that my mother's is version 1.0, and I don't have enough experience. The pain stick I designed only considered the issue of not leaving internal injuries, but didn't consider whether it would leave scars on the surface of the body.

Every time after Wang Han was educated, he basically had to wear long clothes and trousers for more than a week, and he didn't dare to go out to meet girls, otherwise it would be embarrassing if people saw the scars on his body.

The thorn pain whip is naturally version 2.0, the design is very comprehensive and perfect, except for the pain when being beaten, after the beating is basically like a normal person, so instead of being educated by the pain stick of version 1.0, it is better to use it yourself The pain whip of version 2.0 is reflected.

This is the choice of the wise!

That night, screams rang out one after another in the home of the dignified Minister of the Interior of the World Government, but the people in the house, including the Minister of the Interior himself, did not respond at all.

After all, they have experienced such things too much, and they are used to it. Anyway, it is impossible for the elder sister to beat the younger brother to death, so let her do it, and save himself the trouble of educating that unworthy son!
Not to mention that Wang Han was beaten up by his sister, Nie Feng on the other side, that is, the wind of freedom, also couldn't sleep all night. , This is two nights without falling asleep.

Fortunately, there is no class today, Nie Feng tried to squint for a while, but still couldn't fall asleep.Moreover, in the forum, people kept sending him private messages, asking if the author's specific address had been set out. After all, the entire group has been blocked now, and any newcomers are refused to join. Apart from the wind of freedom, they have no other information. There is a way to find the author's address.

Free Wind is still working hard to get back to the past, and since he can't sleep, he keeps scrolling through the group chats to see what the people in it are capable of for Zhuge Liang, whether they are garbage, trash, or Xu Shu's replacement products and endless disputes.

It wasn't until two o'clock in the afternoon that the new update arrived as scheduled, and the wind of freedom clicked on the novel in an instant, and started reading eagerly.

Finally, this time the garbage author did not disappoint everyone's expectations, let alone make Uncle Liu Huang want to look around the thatched cottage. This time, Uncle Liu Huang finally met Zhuge Liang smoothly.

It's just that garbage authors are still very good at how to create poisonous points and make their readers extremely unhappy.Zhuge Liang first slept in the room in broad daylight, and made Uncle Liu wait outside for a long while and an hour before waking up.

According to the latest 38th edition of Romance of the Three Kingdoms comparative dictionary, time is the time tool of the Three Kingdoms world. There are 12 hours in a day, and there are different names in front of each hour, which are: Zi, Chou, ? , Mao,? ,? ,noon,? ,state,? The twelve names of , Xin, and Hai have question marks in them, because the names of these five hours have not appeared in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms so far, so they can only be represented by question marks in the dictionary.

In addition, the time of a day in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms is roughly the same as the time of a day in the real world, so one hour should be equivalent to two hours.

For half a day, although there is no direct explanation in the dictionary, there is an explanation for noon.

According to the dictionary, the daytime of the Three Kingdoms is divided into 3 different stages, which are morning, noon, and afternoon. Noon corresponds to noon, that is, the two hours between 11:1 am and [-]:[-] pm. Should be an hour.

That is to say, Liu Bei stood outside the door for three full hours, and finally waited until Zhuge Liang got up.

This is the true benevolence and righteousness of our Uncle Liu Huang. Otherwise, if Prime Minister Cao came, I am afraid that Zhuge Liang would be chopped off directly.

What's even more exasperating is that this Zhuge Liang didn't see our poor Uncle Liu Huang for the first time after waking up, and he would lie on the bed and recite poems, "Who will wake up the big dream first? I know it all my life. Caotangchun sleeps enough, The day outside the window is getting late", the people watching can't wait to give this Zhuge Liang a long time, Ling Chi Chi.

Well, because there is already a clear explanation of Ling Chi in the dictionary, as long as you are a reader of Romance of the Three Kingdoms, you should know what a terrible death penalty Ling Chi is.

"This Zhuge Liang likes to sleep so much, let him sleep to death in the future!" Some readers saw this and directly complained in the group.

"Hey, how can he be so cheap to sleep to death? I think he should not sleep in the future and let him work hard for Uncle Liu. If the uncle stood outside the door for three hours, then let him work hard for uncle Liu for 30 years. It’s fun only when you die in your own time, hahahaha!” A reader said cheerfully.

But don't know

In the 12th year of Jian'an (207 A.D.), Liu Bei visited the thatched cottage three times.

In the 12th year of Jianxing (AD 234), Zhuge Liang died of illness in Wuzhangyuan.

(End of this chapter)