Jingtai Fengyun: The First Absurd Emperor of Ming Dynasty

Chapter 20 Hu Yan personally invites King Zhu Qiyu to ridicule

Nothing to do all night, nothing to say all night.

Zhu Qiyu spent the night in the same bed with a beautiful woman for the first time, and she slept very soundly that night.

However, Lin Xiangyu was woken up by Zhu Qiyu early in the morning. She turned her head to see that Zhu Qiyu was awake, and sat up lightly.

Zhu Qiyu was hugging Lin Xiangyu from behind, and was tightly attached to the beauty's gentle body, but now that his arms are empty, he suddenly feels empty.

When she opened her eyes and saw that Lin Xiangyu was already putting on her underwear, she couldn't help complaining: "You girl, why don't you sleep well, what are you doing up so early.

I said that I would double the compensation to Wang Shan, and you are worth 10 taels, so I have to pay him back 20 taels.

I bought you back with 20 taels of co-author, so please be more dedicated to your work, and at least make me comfortable before getting out of bed. "

Lin Xiangyu smiled and retorted: "My lord, I have read a lot of biographies of people throughout the ages, but I have never seen a slave owner who is meaner than you.

It was you, the absurd prince, rushing to see off the daughters, and the slave family sent the six sisters out according to your wishes, and asked them to come and pick them up this morning.

Now you don't have to get up early, what should be done, what should be said, and what should be said goodbye.You can't even show your face, so let the sisters go out in despair.

Your Highness, do you think I should get up early in the morning? If you say no, then I will continue to sleep. Anyway, you don’t care about decency, what does I care about. "

After being reprimanded, Zhu Qiyu immediately became honest.I had no choice but to settle for the next best thing, pleading in a soft voice: "At least the concubine has time to accompany me for another meal, no matter how urgent I am, I feel so uncomfortable."

Lin Xiangyu covered her mouth and laughed when she heard this.

"What are you laughing at? What's so funny about it?"

Lin Xiangyu mocked: "Your Highness really knows how to put gold on his face, and you are so embarrassed to ask for a meal. If you haven't surrendered in the time of a cup of tea, the slave family is willing to reverse your surname from right to left." Come and write."

Zhu Qiyu felt humiliated, and angrily scolded: "You are a narrow-minded ghost, do you really think that a few people don't read? The word '林' is written from right to left, so it's still Lin."

Lin Xiangyu smiled and said: "Oh, so Your Highness is so smart. I'm sorry, but I underestimated His Highness. Let me give you some compensation. I have a unique skill called Ling Tong Qian Zhuan. Do you want to challenge Your Highness?"

Just as Zhu Qiyu was about to agree, Lin Xiangyu laughed again: "However, according to your highness's ability, even if you can't hold your tongue."

Feeling offended, Zhu Qiyu feigned anger and said, "Then make a bet, I promise you one thing if you win, and you promise me one thing if I win."

Lin Xiangyu heard the words, stretched out her jade hand, patted Zhu Qiyu's face, and said high-five as an oath.He bent down and got into the bed.

Zhu Qiyu counted complacently at first, but when he counted to 30, he turned into a helpless expression.When he counted to 66, he shouted in frustration: "The widow has surrendered, I have surrendered."

After a while, Lin Xiangyu got out of the brocade quilt, smiled and praised: "Your Highness shouted when he was able to surrender. Such a sense of current affairs, what a hero."

Zhu Qiyu snorted coldly and turned his head away.

Lin Xiangyu took the handkerchief, wiped her cherry lips, and said to Zhu Qiyu with a smile: "Your Highness, please continue to sleep. I will ask Sister Lingxi to come and accompany Your Highness."

"Who is Lingxi?"

Lin Xiangyu smiled and said: "Xiao Lingxi, you paid double the money from Mr. Wang Dashan to buy ten women, and gave away six at one go. The remaining four are Lin Xiangyu, Xiao Lingxi, Yu Qianxue, and Yu Su. Xi.

My little sister Lingxi's buttocks are soft and moist, just the type His Highness likes.

In addition, she is extremely beautiful, but her personality is indifferent and introverted, and she has some problems with the six younger sisters who were sent away, so I will not let her go to see them off, lest there will be troubles again.So I told the six younger sisters that Lingxi was summoned by His Highness, which is also a reasonable reason. "

Zhu Qiyu snorted coldly when he heard the words, and complained: "Good guy, you princess has started from now on, haven't you, let you sing all the red faces, and leave all the white faces to me.

At that time, the whole family will know that you are a good person and I am a bad person.Hmph, you princess is really virtuous. "

Lin Xiangyu pretended to only hear the last sentence, and replied with a smile: "Thank you for your compliment, Your Highness, my concubine will definitely help His Highness to take care of the housework in an orderly manner, and I won't let you worry about it."

After finishing speaking, Lin Xiangyu was afraid that Zhu Qiyu would continue to pester her, so she hurriedly got out of bed, washed and washed, and hurried away.

Zhu Qiyu was lying on the bed alone, silently listing what he had gained these days, ready to settle the score.

Not long after, when Zhu Qiyu was thinking more and more happily, he saw a beautiful woman with a celestial spirit who walked in staggeringly.

I saw the beautiful woman walk to the side of the bed, bowed down and said with a smile: "My servant Xiao Lingxi pays homage to Your Highness."

Zhu Qiyu replied: "Why did that narrow-minded ghost tell you? She didn't lie to you. I said yesterday, you can stay as you like, and I don't really treat you as slaves."

Xiao Lingxi said with a smile: "Your Highness said that, it is so easy to have a chance to climb high, who would want to leave. As for the six younger sisters, if His Highness hadn't forced them to send them out, they would not have left."

Zhu Qiyu smiled wryly and said, "The hairpin said that you have a calm personality and don't like worldly fights."

Xiao Lingxi smiled and said: "So what, even my elder sister, who is outstanding, like a fairy who doesn't eat the fireworks of the world, recommended herself to be a pillow in front of His Highness, and voluntarily dedicated herself.

I am far worse than my sister, she doesn't dislike taking the initiative to be a cow and a horse to His Highness, but I don't think so. "

Zhu Qiyu felt ashamed when he heard it, and couldn't help boasting: "You guys are really realistic."

Xiao Lingxi smiled, then took off her clothes, and lay back on the inside with her back to Zhu Qiyu.

Seeing that Lin Xiangyu taught Xiao Lingxi how to lie down, Zhu Qiyu had no choice but to shake his head and stick it.

As soon as he touched Zhu Qiyu, he couldn't help but praised: "You are not lying, you are indeed softer."

Xiao Lingxi blushed when she heard the words, but she didn't reply.

In this way, Zhu Qiyu lay down peacefully until the afternoon before getting up.I thought there was nothing to do today, I just walked around in the small garden.Unexpectedly, as soon as he entered the garden, the little maid said back and forth: "Your Highness, Prefect Zhang is here and is sitting in the front hall. He said he came with an important court official, please go out and meet him."

Zhu Qiyu heard the words, so he had to go out to the front hall.As soon as he entered the door, he saw Hu Wei, the Shangshu of the Ministry of Rites, sitting there eagerly, drinking tea absent-mindedly.

Zhu Qiyu was quite surprised to see that this was Hu Wei, one of the "Five Ministers of Emperor Xuanzong Tuogu of Ming Dynasty".This loyal confidant of the orthodox emperor is already 75 years old, and he even came here in person, which is really hard work.

Without time to think about it, Zhu Qiyu hurriedly went up to him with a smile on his face: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, why did the old Shangshu come here in person in this cold day. If there's anything wrong, just send someone to tell Xiao Wang."

When Hu Wei saw Zhu Qiyu coming in, he knelt down and saluted.Zhu Qiyu hurriedly stepped forward to support him, and said with a friendly smile: "Old Shangshu, a veteran of the Five Dynasties, is a senior Deshao, Xiao Wang can't afford such a big gift.

Besides, Xiao Wang is also in modest clothes, the old Shangshu must not talk about those common etiquette.Just treat Qi Yu as a nephew, come, come, old Shangshu, please take your seat. "

Hearing the words 'veteran of the Five Dynasties', Hu Mi blushed, knowing that Zhu Qiyu was mocking him.

When Hu Wei left Beijing, he already knew the exact news that the orthodox emperor had been captured. He came this time to persuade Zhu Qiyu to return to Beijing to supervise the country as soon as possible.Even if the situation is not good and the capital is in danger, Hu Wei still intends to persuade Zhu Qiyu to succeed to the throne and proclaim himself emperor.

It's just that Zhu Qiyu's ridicule from the veteran of the Five Dynasties made Hu Wei unable to say the following words.

This Hu Wei was a second-class Jinshi in the Jianwen Dynasty. It stands to reason that he should be regarded as a disciple of the emperor who was personally promoted by Emperor Jianwen. After the Jingnan battle, he surrendered to Zhu Di.

Forget it, Hu Yi was not the only one who surrendered to Zhu Di.The point is that Hu Wei was ordered by Zhu Di to search all over the world for Jianwen's whereabouts. After searching for more than ten years, this is a bit too much.

Moreover, during the search for Jianwen, Hu Wei's mother died, and Zhu Di also robbed him of love. Without Ding You, this is also a stain.

So Hu Yi took a look in embarrassment, and thought to himself: Why is it that King Yan is a different person, he used to be a gentle and modest gentleman.Now, with a smile on her face like a flower, every word she speaks pierces people's hearts.It's a smiling tiger. "

Zhu Qiyu knew that Hu Min was scolding himself in his heart, but it didn't matter.Hu Wei, the old fox, is the iron of the orthodox emperor, the confidant of his confidants.But when facing himself, Hu Wei is hard-hearted, no matter how warm he is, he will not be warm.

So Zhu Qiyu simply gave up. If we can't be friends, we can only be enemies.

So Zhu Qiyu asked again: "Has Lao Shangshu eaten? We have ready-made donkey meat here, which is very fresh. As the saying goes, the dragon meat in the sky and the donkey meat in the ground are hard to come by. Lao Shangshu must have a taste." .”

How could Hu Wei be in the mood to listen to Zhu Qiyula's family life, and replied eagerly: "Your Highness, the capital is in chaos, from civil and military officials to honored ministers and relatives, from wealthy businessmen to ordinary people, everyone is dragging their feet. The family ran south with their mouths.

At this time, the imperial court is full of gods and gods, and there is a mess. If His Highness doesn't hurry to Beijing to supervise the country's governance and lead the officials, the capital will be finished, and my Ming Dynasty will be finished. "

Hearing this, Zhu Qiyu slapped the table vigorously, stood up, and shouted impassionedly: "Old Shangshu, don't be alarmist, Uncle Jingyuan still has 30 veterans of the Ming Dynasty. Hou still has 20 elite soldiers in his hands, so Daming is about to end.

Old Shangshu, you gather the 50 main forces of the Ming Dynasty in the south in Nanjing and hand them over to Xiao Wang to lead.Xiao Wang vowed in Nanjing to go to the Northern Expedition. If he couldn't go straight to Huanglong, he would capture him alive first, destroy Wala, and rescue the emperor's brother.

Xiao Wang is willing to slay himself with his sword in Xiaoling to thank the world. "

Hu Wei was a little dazed by Zhu Qiyu's shameless remarks. These words were respectful. Although he had been in charge of the Ministry of Rites for decades, he couldn't find a suitable starting point to refute for a while:

One of the important reasons for the fiasco of the Tumubao was that the orthodox emperor ignorantly launched a three-sided battle.And every aspect is a large-scale war involving more than [-] troops.

Although the main force of the Ming army in the south is not as many as 50, there are still more than 20, and the combat effectiveness is very different from that of the Ming army that participated in the civil fort change.If it is really transferred back, will Zhu Qiyu still need to lead it?It's just a matter of time, and the Ming army rushed up to fight casually and won.

(End of this chapter)