As a farmer, I buy seeds in advance for whatever vegetables I want to eat, and when spring and autumn come, I bury them in the yard and plant them first. Shen Su'e has never gone to the market to buy radishes, so she was surprised at this moment: "Are radishes so cheap?"

Da Dongzi nodded, "Cabbage and radishes are very cheap, that's why Captain Li didn't let us grow vegetables in the fields. We can't sell much for dozens of acres of land. It's better to grow wheat and corn, and the white flour is at least the same." It can be sold for [-] cents, and sometimes the corn balls can be sold for [-] or [-] cents a catty, and sometimes it can be raised to [-] cents."

"Oh, then it can really be said that we bought the radishes ourselves."

Everyone discussed it, and Shen Su'e didn't want to be suspected, so she asked her sons to put all the corn in sacks and put them on their wooden carts.

"Pile the celery on another cart and cover it with a sackcloth," she commanded. "You two, fourth and fifth, push the cart out and find a place to hide it. When ten o'clock comes, you Then pretend you just bought something."

No one has a problem with her decision.

Taking advantage of the light of day and the fact that there were not too many people in the village, Si Haizi pushed the cart out, followed by his fifth younger brother.

When approaching the village entrance, they met the Lin family head-on.

Because Liu Damei was pregnant, she asked her husband to help her pick up the excrement and water, and she followed beside her, disgusted and said: "Oh, can you do it? Don't get shit on yourself, why are you doing worse than me? You are not as good as me." I did it myself."

"Then you do it yourself." Lin Desheng frowned and said angrily, "This is not my job. It's the first time to pick up manure. The smell really stinks. I can help you finish it." Not bad..."

"I asked you to go to the captain and tell him, but you refused, I'm already pregnant, why do you want me to pick up feces? Really!"

Lin Desheng said helplessly: "Why do you want me to talk to Captain Li? You can't even see your stomach. Besides, pregnancy is no excuse. Whose daughter-in-law is six or seven months old and still works in the fields?" ? You’re too delicate, I don’t know if it’s been two months, just don’t do this or that.”

When they were arguing, Liu Damei noticed two people pushing a cart not far away, and said to her husband, "Huh? It looks like the two sons of the Jiang family?"

"Yeah, what are they going to do this early in the morning?"

After Lin Desheng was puzzled, he greeted them, "Si Haizi, where are you going? What are you doing pushing the cart?"

Si Haizi felt guilty and paused.

"Ah?" He said nervously, "I'm for that..."

Before he could stammer, Wu Chaozi replied without blushing and heartbeat: "Didn't my family invite a pork feast today? My mother asked us to go to the nearby market to see if we could buy some." Son dishes."

"Shopping for vegetables?" Liu Damei joked, "I heard that your family has invited more than half of the people in the village. How many vegetables do you want to buy?"

Lin Desheng happened to be tired of picking manure, so he put the manure bucket on the ground, wiped his sweat, and chatted casually: "There should not be many people selling vegetables in the market, right? Vegetables are too expensive and no one wants them. They are too cheap and not worth it. For that little money, it’s better to keep it for yourself.”

"Then you have to try your luck, maybe someone will sell it today?" Wu Chaozi said with a smile, "After all, Lingbao said that I was lucky today, haha, my sister has always been very eloquent in speech."

Feeling that he was saying this to her on purpose, Liu Damei's complexion became unsightly, "Tch! What's the matter? It's fine to deceive others, don't deceive yourself!"

"Spiritual or not, don't you know better than us?"

Seeing that Chaozi was about to quarrel with Liu Damei again, Sihaizi was afraid that the corn on his cart would be discovered, so he hurriedly urged: "Okay, don't talk about it, let's go quickly, we have to go to the market early, and we have to go late." There's no one else, if we don't buy anything by then, mother will scold us to death."

"Hmph! I don't bother arguing with her!" After Wu Chaozi finished speaking, he continued to follow his fourth brother out of the village.

Liu Damei looked at their backs as they walked away, and gave a "bah", "What the hell, didn't you just pick up a girl's film? It's really a treasure, what are you doing every day? What about a pork feast? , What are you showing off? Just wait and see if that girl can continue to please you!"

Several families living at the entrance of the village heard the conversation between her and the two Jiang brothers, and now they heard Liu Damei scolding endlessly, so they came out of the yard at the same time.

"Big girl, I heard that the Jiang family didn't invite you to this pork feast. No wonder you are so sour," said the woman holding the child. You feel better."

"What lucky star, have you all been brainwashed by the Jiang family?"

Another middle-aged woman said: "The spirit treasure is a lucky star! Before, she asked her elder brother to dig up ginseng, but this time he directly picked up a wild boar, but she is kind-hearted. The ginseng was eaten by Wuyan Po, and the wild boar was shared with us all." Let's eat together, how can you look like you? You almost killed Wuyan Po and sent Aunt Wang to the hospital, you have to worry, you will be punished if you do too many bad things!"

"Okay, mother, don't talk to her, lest you get bad luck..."

Liu Damei didn't get angry, and said with her stomach straight: "What bad luck? I'm pregnant with my son now, and I'm very lucky!"

The older woman sneered, "You're pregnant with a baby? Who are you lying to? From the way you stand, it doesn't look like you're pregnant."

"I'm pregnant, and I threw up yesterday!" Liu Damei said excitedly.

"What's wrong with vomiting? Did you go to Chen Chijiao to have a look? Or did you go to the health center for an examination? Don't eat bad stomach? Hahahaha..."

For a while, everyone laughed.

Liu Damei wanted to argue again, but her husband thought it was too embarrassing, so he picked up the excrement bucket again, "Hurry up! Don't be ashamed!"

Seeing her husband walk away quickly after saying this, Liu Damei hurried to catch up and shouted angrily, "Who have I lost? I'm pregnant with your son!"

They didn't go far, and everyone's laughter came from behind, "Desheng, you'd better take your wife to check it out, don't have gastrointestinal problems, think you are pregnant, and talk nonsense everywhere, you will really be punished." People died laughing."

"Yeah, hahahaha..."

Lin Desheng felt that his face was about to be humiliated, "In the future, don't keep your mouth shut and conceive your own child, your stomach hasn't even shown."

"They're all out of their minds," Liu Damei said angrily, "It's as if they've been drugged by that spirit treasure, and they all help the Jiang family speak."

"The Jiang family invites everyone to eat pork. If you don't help them talk, can you help us talk? Really, don't hurt me anymore!"

"I just don't like those people in Jiang's family. What are they talking about? Look, the luck is coming to an end, and sooner or later they will have bad luck..."

Before Liu Damei could finish her sentence, the rope on her husband's shoulder pole suddenly broke, and the entire wooden barrel fell to the ground, and a large bucket of excrement was sprinkled all over her body.

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