Little Junior Sister Relying on Crazy Literature Leads the Whole Sect

"Hello, my name is Xiaomei. I bathe for 5 minutes and eat for 10 minutes. I have no violent tendencies. My limbs are sound. I have been breathing independently since I was a child."

"He has normal bowel movements, can walk on his own, can play with a tablet, can memorize the multiplication table, can only say hello to others, knows how to run home when it rains, can dress when it's cold, and can eat when he's hungry."

"I have received three injections of vaccine. I have a green health code and my body temperature is 36.3~36.7."

"Breathe 12-20"

"I'm a little afraid of society, so please take the initiative to make friends with me."

Yun Xiao introduced herself happily.

Echo Sect: "."

Bai Xun followed closely: "My name is Daqiang."

Bai Yue said expressionlessly: "My name is Er Qiang."

Wen Dan loves to join in the fun: "My name is Xiaoqiang."

Yinming said enthusiastically: "My name is Xiao Ming."

Jian Qianxiao said with a frivolous look, "I am your father."

Qu Yunyang shouted: "My name is Hua Zi!"

Pot-bellied monster:? ? ? ! ! !

It said it didn’t want to listen to these guys’ nonsense anymore, so it directly used a trick——

"Puff puff!!!"

Yinming and Qu Yunyang were the first to be harmed.

Qu Yunyang's face turned green: "What is this? It's disgusting. It smells so bad."

Yinming couldn't believe it: "It's farting!"

"We are clowns!" its proud voice sounded, especially when it started running, it almost shook the ground.

Yun Xiao suddenly woke up.

She yelled: "You all get out of the way! Let me come!"

"Quick, quick, quick!!!"

All the disciples subconsciously gave way to a road to the sky.

Dozens of black balls in Yun Xiao's hand exploded on the pot-bellied monster.

Jiang Xingzhou in the distance:! ! !
I was almost so stung that I went to report to the King of Hell at the second watch!
Public Biography:! ! ! ! ! !
Yun Xiao smiled with his white teeth: "Bald man, this is called treating odor with odor, do you understand?"

Biography: "."

[Yunxiao, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! 】

[My idol who can hit monsters with pills that smell like shit]

[Watching the live broadcast for the first time, have the monks in the world of cultivation developed to this point?Not only is she called Xiaomei, but she also lets other descendants become Daqiang, Erqiang, Xiaoqiang and Xiaominghuazi]

[I really don’t know how exciting things will happen next? ? ? 】

Let's talk about this pot-bellied monster. Although it was spinning around due to the smell, the speed and direction of its eyeballs were not biased at all, and it chased them.

Qu Yunyang was a swordsman, so he suffered a lot from this ugly thing. There was mucus on it, and the sword would slide away when poked into it. The skin was too thick to penetrate at all.

The sword almost made his eyes go away.

Bloodthirsty can cause damage with every sword, but because the sword master is injured, the power exerted has been reduced many times.

The sound attacks of Otojue and others can only delay its movement, but it cannot stop it from moving.

As for Yun Xiao, he was already numb when he saw this situation.

She thought for a while and took out her colorful and black suona that she hadn't used for a long time.

"Zi~Zi~Zi~"

An unpleasant audition sound that had not been heard for a long time sounded, alarming Yin Xiu led by Yin Jue and Shi Yubai.

They kept moving their hands and turned their heads in unison.

Many pairs of eyes met Yun Xiao's.

There was a deadly silence.

After a while, Shi Yubai said gently: "Little junior sister, what do you want to do?"

Yun Xiao smiled and was very loyal: "Elder brother, brothers! I'm here to join you."

Yin Jue: "." Shi Yubai: "."

Yin Jue was silent for a long time, took a deep breath, and said coldly: "Yun Xiao, you are a sword cultivator."

At this moment, Yun Xiao could actually see Yin Jue's extreme displeasure from his dead face?

"I am a music cultivator. I have had a dream of loving music since I was a child. Joining a music cultivator organization is also my best wish."

Yun Xiao covered her chest and joined the music cultivator without any hesitation.

She began to put the suona to her mouth——

[The direct descendants of the Echo Sect and other sects should all have their ears plugged, otherwise I’m afraid they will all behead themselves in front of monsters]

[Yin Jue: Did we violate the rules of heaven in our previous life?How could there be such a weird thing in Yinxiu? 】

When the suona was about to be played, she kindly comforted them: "Don't worry, my suona-playing technique has been verified multiple times."

A monk who had just come to the live broadcast room saw the girl in white with a confident look on her face and knew that this was a very reliable person.

But maybe these monks knew it too early.

Yun Xiao began to play the suona happily.

The sound of suona spread throughout this world.

The pot-bellied monster suddenly burst into tears and screamed wildly. After a while, he fell to the ground like an epileptic convulsion.

It foamed at the mouth.

It fell to the ground.

The sound of the suona sounded like a female ghost screaming, or like fingers wiping against the glass, or more like the sound of constipation due to inability to defecate!

Wan Su, who has never heard of Yun Xiaola suona:? ? ?
About to forget the unforgettable sound:? ? ? ? ?

The monk who just came to the live broadcast room:? ? ? ? ? ? ?
[Hahahahahaha Those monks who just thought Yun Xiao was reliable now have confused expressions on their faces]

【I really almost died laughing!This is a very reliable biography in their eyes~]

[I just said what is the difference between Yun Xiao and the devil when he plays the suona? ? ? 】

[Did you see Wan Su’s expression? ?Hahahahahaha]

"Eldest brother? What the hell is she playing? Does Yin Xiu want money and it kills her??" Yin Ming frantically picked out his ears.

Yin Jue felt that his ears were temporarily deaf and said loudly: "What did you say? I can't hear you?"

Yinming:? ? ?Senior brother is deaf? ?Deaf heir? ? ?
Shi Yubai was silent for a moment and smiled slowly: "Little junior sister, in fact, you have practiced swordsmanship very well with your fourth junior brother, and you can focus on swordsmanship."

Yun Xiao retorted: "My suona is also very good. A bowl of water must be leveled."

She turned to look in Wan Lan's direction again: "Are you right?"

Wan Lan, whose mind was exploding: "Actually, it's also very good to cultivate weapons and alchemy in silence."

Yun Xiao looked at Jiang Xingzhou in a daze.

Jiang Xingzhou gently touched her head: "It sounds good. You can just blow it for me."

Yun Xiao: "It's just, tsk, a bunch of ignorant people."

Shi Yubai rarely became expressionless.

He remembered that when the junior sister was practicing suona in the Qingfeng Sect, the master closed the five senses retreat overnight.

Moreover, when the junior sister first came down the mountain to practice, even the big trees in the secret realm were forcibly uprooted and fled in disorder.

It seems that the fourth junior brother is really deaf because of love.

Of all the people present, only Jiang Xingzhou looked at Yun Xiao with bright and warm eyes.

[Family members, who knows? Not only can she hit people with her sword, but she can also use the suona to defeat monsters after playing the suona! 】

[Who knows, this is the first time I discovered that laughing can be so painful]

[Sure enough, the first musical instrument is the suona! ! ! 】

[Yun Xiao: Fourth senior brother is really good-looking and well-spoken. People really like him! ! 】

[+1 upstairs, yes, yes, yes! ! ! 】

"puff--"

At this moment, Jiang Xingzhou spat out another mouthful of blood.