Little Junior Sister Relying on Crazy Literature Leads the Whole Sect

Chapter 26 What else do you need the old slave to reveal?
"Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho."

The pig-headed man laughed again, and his head stood up strangely again!

Half of its pig's face was blown off by Yun Xiao, but it was still alive.

Bai Xun gritted his teeth and picked up the sword and slashed at random.

"Shhhhh!"

Bai Xun slashed wildly for a while, but when he lost his spiritual power, his aim was also gone. Xiao Ze didn't care about putting on airs at this time, and also picked up his sword and stepped forward.

The chopping method of the two elementary school chickens actually successfully slowed down the speed of the pig-headed man.

The head of the pig-headed man was cut off halfway by Yun Xiao, his hooves were cut off twice by Qu Yunyang, and the left and right legs were cut off by Bai Xun and Xiao Ze.

But the pig-headed man has to get close to them even if he is crawling.

"Did you... see my head?" The pig-headed man, with the remaining pig face on his face, stretched out his arms and crawled forward like Sadako.

The pig-headed man cracked half of his pig's mouth and laughed: "My head"

Goosebumps crazily developed on Yunxiao's hands, and she suddenly rubbed them!

"Peng!"

Yun Xiao gave it another stick, and Pig Q bounced a bit, then his limbs twitched and a strange sound came out: "Head, head, head, head."

Where does it leave the card BUG?
Yun Xiao tapped the suona on its face twice: "It doesn't seem to be dead yet."

Bai Xun was still in a state of panic, very confused: "It is true that he is not dead."

Qu Yunyang panted violently from exhaustion: "I'm so exhausted!"

Xiao Ze was weird, took out a handkerchief from his arms, and cleaned his shoes gracefully.

Yun Xiao took a look at him, and directly slapped Xiao Ze on the back of the head: "What time is it, bitch Haw is here to polish Hammer's shoes!"

Qu Yunyang and two people:! ! ! ! !

The little junior sister is going crazy again!
In the next second, Xiao Ze couldn't bear it anymore and cursed fiercely: "Yun Xiao, what are you talking about!"

Hearing this, Qu Yunyang, Bai Xun and Yun Xiao immediately surrounded him.

Yun Xiao raised her casserole-sized fist and smiled: "What did you say? The wind is too strong and I can't hear you clearly?"

Half an hour later, Xiao Ze squatted in the corner and did not speak.

He was gnashing his teeth in his heart: Yun Xiao, a pervert, crushed stones into powder with his bare hands when he had no spiritual power, and said he was a puppy, he would never let her go!
When Xiao Ze cursed people, everyone felt their vision was blurred for a while, and when they opened their eyes again, they changed places.

Yun Xiao looked around and saw a dilapidated and leaky courtyard house.

She is standing at the gate of the courtyard now, and three meters away from them, the pig-headed man is still stuck: "Head, head, head, head."

"Squeak-"

The courtyard door opened in front of them, as if silently welcoming them.

Yun Xiao: "." Doing dolls?
Why are the illusions one after another without stopping?

Yun Xiao observed for a while: "Second senior brother, do you want to go in?"

"Yeah." Qu Yunyang: "I don't really think about it."

"Okay, let's go in together." Yun Xiao stepped into the courtyard without hesitation.

The two of Qu Yunyang: "." Forget it, you can't be left behind!
Xiao Ze, who fell at the end, glanced at the pig-headed man and followed after gritting his teeth.

As soon as he entered the courtyard, Xiao Ze regretted it.

A pig-headed man of the same style with a broken leg and a half-headed head in the courtyard stared at them.

Bai Xun's eyes fluttered, and his legs couldn't be straightened: "My mother"

But after a while, the pig-headed man just stared at them and did nothing.

Qu Yunyang and Bai Xun stared with big eyes.

Qu Yunyang whispered: "Junior Sister, why is it staring at us all the time?"

Yun Xiao: "I don't know."

Several people's scalps were numb.

After a while of burning incense, another pig-head figure of the same style climbed out of the courtyard.

Qu Yunyang frowned: "!!!"

Bai Xun: "!!!"

Xiao Ze: "!!!!!!"

Yun Xiao counted, and the number of pig-headed people who crawled out in just this moment has reached 35.

She even thought that if these half-drawn pig heads were put together, there could be a dozen or so complete pig heads.

Yun Xiao tried to move her position, and the 35 pig-headed men would also move her position, but fortunately, she just stared at them now.

But if they can't get out, if they attack in groups, Yun Xiao, Qu Yunyang, Bai Xun and Xiao can only become pig food.

Their scalps were numb from the pig-headed man's stare, and their backs were covered in cold sweat.

Yun Xiao was thinking, the second senior brother said before that the magical power of the phantom will invade the spiritual consciousness, distort the cognition and go crazy, but what if you completely ignore these things in front of you?

"Second senior brother, let's chat, as long as we ignore these pig heads, we'll be fine." Yun Xiao was in high spirits.

Qu Yunyang's eyes brightened: "Why did my junior sister ignore it?"

These pig heads are almost attached to him.

Bai Xun couldn't help but said, "Yun Xiao, why did you ignore it?"

Xiao Ze looked at her expectantly.

Yun Xiao: "Braised pork head meat."

Everyone: "."

It turned out that these pig-headed people were all fresh food suppliers in Yun Xiao's eyes.

Everyone could only look at the pig-headed man's piercing gaze, ready to hear what Yun Xiao was going to talk about.

Unexpectedly, when the topic started, Xiao Ze's face turned pale instantly.

At first, Qu Yunyang repeated Yun Xiao's words in surprise: "Did someone see Xiao Ze without clothes?"

Later, after a meter, it reached Bai Xun's ears: "Xiao Ze was severely punished by the Heavenly Sword Sect Master for his belly dance?"

Then you say one sentence to me.

"What? Xiao Ze practiced belly dancing hard and showed it to Sect Master Tianjian. In the end, Sect Master Tianjian got cataracts and punished him to kneel in the hall?"

Xiao Ze couldn't beat him again and again, his face was purple with anger: "You are not allowed to say any more!"

Yun Xiao glanced at him extremely shamelessly, then made a movement that made his heart shudder, and rubbed two fingers together: "One hundred thousand spirit stones."

"Dream." Xiao Ze sneered, "Fifty thousand, no more."

Yun Xiao: "Let's talk about Xiao Ze."

"Sixty thousand!"

Yun Xiao: "He's playing in the bathroom"

"One hundred thousand is one hundred thousand!" Xiao Ze gritted his teeth, and could only agree to Yun Xiao's shameless blackmail.

"Oh, it's so embarrassing, you're too polite!" Yun Xiao said while taking the spirit crystal card from Xiao Ze's hand and putting it in his pocket: "Do you still need this old slave to break the news for you?"

Xiao Ze gritted his teeth: "It's gone!" All his belongings!
Yun Xiao pouted: "You are really poor."

Qu Yunyang and the two gave a thumbs up, while Xiao Ze's hair stood up in anger!

Fortunately, after some gags, the few people really feel that they are in good shape!
Yun Xiao: "Since they can't hinder us anymore, now we can harass them instead~"

A few people: "???" Why can't they keep up with Yun Xiao's train of thought?

Yun Xiao took out the suona and told a few people the lyrics: "Are you ready?"

Qu Yunyang expressed reluctance: "Is this really the case?"

She nodded gravely.

So, Yun Xiao blew the suona!

The three of Qu Yunyang closed their eyes and yelled loudly with the lyrics: "When the heart is beating, love is like a fire!"

"I'm the one you're laughing crazy about!"

"Love like fire will warm the heart!"

"I see the flame of love flickering!"

The three of them were doing a big project with their toes while roaring.

How is this different from shitting in public in the cultivation world?
(End of this chapter)