Little Junior Sister Relying on Crazy Literature Leads the Whole Sect

Chapter 286 It’s better to be mute than to be beaten into a trumpet!

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Yun Xiao touched his chin suspiciously: "Tell Wang Keke not to cook pumpkin anymore? Life has beaten me repeatedly, and the meat has become soft and chewy."

She is not picky about food, but after eating pumpkin for several days she almost turned into a pumpkin person.

Jiang Xingzhou's eyes moved slightly: "That's it?"

Yun Xiao's tone was a little vague: "That's it."

Jiang Xingzhou looked at her and suggested, "Since you don't want to eat, how about going down the mountain to eat at 36 Restaurant?"

"What to eat with?"

"Reserve the meal first and go down later."

Yun Xiao looked at Jiang Xingzhou with a regretful expression as if he had seen through Uncle Diao. After a long while, he sighed deeply: "Fourth Senior Brother, you don't understand."

After she finished speaking, she carelessly walked over to the second and third senior brothers.

Jiang Xingzhou: "."

the other side.

"When are we going to the Demon Clan?" Qu Yunyang scratched his hair and had a headache thinking about the food in the dining hall: "And can we not eat pumpkin at noon today?"

"Don't eat pumpkin?" Jian Qianxiao said subconsciously: "If Wang Keke doesn't give you pumpkin, can he still give you pig trotters?"

As far as they are now, they look like novices who have not yet broken through the Nascent Soul stage, so it would be nice to have a pumpkin.

"You might not believe it if I tell you." Yun Xiao Xixi took out a menu: "I told Master that we would have extra meals this week based on the menu."

Qu Yunyang:?

Jian Qianxiao:? ?

It's all meat! ! ! ! ! !

Sure enough, it is still the official level that kills people.

"Is there braised pork?"

The dishes on the menu are rich and colorful, just like the Chinese New Year.

Sure enough, I hugged Master’s thigh and ate whatever I wanted.

Yun Xiao took out the rice bowl first, and Qu Yunyang calmly took out the bigger rice bowl. The two of them squeezed back and forth on the way to the dining hall, just to be the first to eat.

Shi Yubai avoided the two little brats with an expressionless face and speeded up.

"Then when will we go to the Demon Clan?"

"In a few days, call Shangyin Jue and Xiao Zebai to patrol them."

"They were beaten and trained in the sect. Do you want to hear their screams?"

Yun Xiao answered with great interest: "Let me hear their beautiful voices, I really want to hear them."

The descendants of other sects who were repeatedly whipped to death by the elders of each sect: "."

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After finally having a full meal, they secretly made alchemy and refining tools and took them to the mountain market to sell, as well as some scrap metal they picked up. Qu Yunyang and Jian Qianxiao mentioned that the scraps would be collected by the pound.

When Yun Xiao was setting up the stall, he saw the second and third senior brothers who had returned, staring at the 45-degree direction to the northwest with their mouths open.

"Do you think my newly made caterpillar tractor is worthy of six fucks?" Yun Xiao made excited gestures.

Qu Yunyang couldn't even move his head: "Fuck!"

Jian Qianxiao stared blankly over there: "That's amazing!"

Yun Xiao was speechless and said, "Have you expressed your opinions after reading this?"

Qu Yunyang approached her with a crooked face and poked her arm to show her: "Look, little junior sister, there is a monster over there."

The next second, Yun Xiao's head also tilted, and she discovered a new world in an instant:! ! ! ! !
I saw a monk who looked like Bai Xun touching bones and telling fortunes. The female monk opposite smiled very shyly.

Three heads huddled together to peek.

Yun Xiao was shocked: "What's going on?"

Qu Yunyang pursed his lips: "Is it Bai Xun?"

Jian Qianxiao was very exaggerated: "It's just like Bai Xun."

"Try in the past?"

"What if it's not?"

"That's right, when it comes out that three monks from Qingguang City are teasing and besieging the fortune teller?" The trio fell into a heated discussion.

"Send a message to Bai Xun?"

"Wow, what a great idea! Come on!"

Yun Xiao took out the transmission order.

"Senior Brother Bai, what are you doing?" She pretended to be very calm: "Are you telling fortunes?"

Bai Xun's voice transmission command on the opposite side came out with ghosts crying and wolf howling: "Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!"

"Master, stop beating! You will kill someone!!!"

There was another sound of frantic escaping.

Yun Xiao couldn't listen anymore, so he immediately hung up the message and looked at the two senior brothers with a smile: "No, and senior brother Bai has no way out now, he still has a dead end."

Two people: "."

After the five people stayed in Qingfeng Sect for the next few days and made the sect go crazy, Wang Keke couldn't stand it anymore and kicked all five of them out without mercy.

The remaining four sect members who were forced to gather in Qingfeng Sect happened to witness it with their own eyes: "."

Yun Xiao dusted himself off and got up as if nothing had happened: "Listen, the wind blew my thoughts to you, so you came."

Yin Jue sneered and mocked: "Yes, I saw and heard that some people will die if they do too much injustice."

Yun Xiao squinted with disdain: "As expected."

She raised her voice meaningfully: "Dogs can hear things that humans can't."

At the same time, she showed a very bright smile.

The corner of Yin Jue's mouth twitched crazily, and there seemed to be a cluster of flames on his head, staring at her: "Yun Xiao!"

"Can you say that again?"

He began to chase her frantically with his sword again. Yunxiao jumped up and down on the edge of the woods, and from time to time held on to the tree vines to block her from going dozens of meters away. She looked delicate and pitiful: "Master Yin Shao, can you still hear me now? "

Wan Lan raised her head and said, "Master Yin Shao must not be able to hear."

Yin Jue gritted his teeth and smoked like a steam engine: "I can't hear it! I can't hear it!"

He tried to use music to suppress Yun Xiao and force her to stop. She took out her suona and played a piece of Phoenix Legend. Yin Jue was led to play the same tune subconsciously.

Yin Ming:?
Yinrui:? ?

He simply put away his long fist and struck out with a heavy fist. Yun Xiao swung his tail to avoid it, slid down and did the splits in one go, shrunk through the bushes, and jumped up the tree with his feet.

Yin Jue chased her and wanted to cut off her hair, but she couldn't help but use Yan Miao Bu to punch Yin Jue in one eye and turned her into a panda.

After all, Yin Xiu always suffers when facing off against Third Cultivator.

After typing, she quickly added: "Oh, it's normal that you can't hear me. After all, a father's love is silent."

Yinjue:! ! !
The angry version of the sound produced a long voice that lasted for more than 60 seconds: [%…@…¥#60”.]

"By the way, why did you send me a message earlier?" Bai Xun lamented that Yin Jue deserved it and asked Qu Yunyang what happened in the beginning.

Qu Yunyang shared some with him with the melon seeds he was cracking: "I saw a fortune teller who looks exactly like you."

"Really? To be honest, my mother might have given birth to triplets. Could they be my lost brother or something?" Bai Xun became interested and followed the nonsense.

Bai Yue's mouth twitched: "Did she steal it?"

"."

Here Yinjue becomes more and more courageous as he fights, and he still needs to chase.

Yinrui couldn't bear to look at her: "Brother! Stop fighting! If you continue to fight, you will let Yun Xiao be beaten to death!"

Yin Jueqing stared at her with one eye.

Yun Xiao glared back: "What are you looking at? It's useless for you to look at me. You made the first move and then scolded me. I don't have panda eyes."

Yin Jue covered his eyes and cracked them.

Qu Yunyang and others: "."

My stomach was laughing so hard that I almost couldn't hold it back.

Xiao Ze finally raised the corners of his lips. Before setting off, the elders of the sect said that it would be better for him to be a mute on the road than for Yun Xiao to beat him into a trumpet on the road. (End of chapter)

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