Little Junior Sister Relying on Crazy Literature Leads the Whole Sect
Chapter 380 Hey, I’m hiring!
"Where did you come from?"
"This is absolutely disgusting! Stay at the stern of the boat and don't come over! Be careful, I will whip you to death with my soul whip!"
The ferryman couldn't stand the fussing and cursing at the same time.
Who wants to do this damn job? !
Yun Xiao bent down and bowed three times: "Hey hey hey, okay, okay."
If she hadn't met these NPCs, her beautiful moral character and character would have been wasted.
Qu Yunyang and Jian Qianxiao: "We still need to spread thin~~"
Bai Xun: "Oh!"
Qu Yunyang and Jian Qianxiao: "We... Damn it! Whose intestines came over!"
Under Yun Xiaoyingming's idea, they had someone else's intestines on their heads.
Bai Xun: "This can really fucking work!"
Yun Xiao: "If you keep pretending, there will definitely be no ghosts coming."
Yin Jue: "You seem to be proud of such a disgusting idea. Who dares to come close?"
Xiao Ze pondered for a moment and said: "No matter what method you use, as long as you can cross the Wangyou River, it is a good method. Otherwise, what can you do in the situation just now?"
Yin Jue, who has always been very proud: "We fought hard with them."
Yun Xiao:?
Yun Xiao squinted: "Go ahead."
A group of people stopped beeping, and instead began to integrate the resources that brought ghosts. Yun Xiao brought four or five storage bags, and Jiang Xingzhou carried several in his arms for her. The rest were more or less hidden in his clothes and shoes. Some stuff.
Gymnastics pills, Guagua pills, bow tie pills, tanning pills, voice-changing pills, these pills only occupy a small corner, and most of them are filled with strange things.
It is said that everyone fell silent after looking at Yun Xiao's storage bag.
"Senior Sister Yun also brought woolen pants." Wen Dan looked confused.
Yun Xiao opened her mouth and said, "It's easy to get cold legs if you don't pay attention to protection in this hot and cold weather."
Bai Xun affirmed his friend: "I didn't expect it to be so comprehensive. It's really cold in Guixi. There are ice particles on the Wangyou River. And if we fall in, we can still change into a pair of woolen pants."
Yin Jue was speechless: "You can't think of something good."
Beep beep beep beep, the few of them should distribute the things they brought evenly, so as not to panic if they got separated, each person got a piece of elixir and a shovel, as well as a lot of woolen pants that Yun Xiao generously brought out.
After carving up things, the ferry was still on its way.
Qu Yunyang was now seasick and listless. He didn't even know he was seasick until he took a boat ride. Xiao Ze looked at the endless Wangyou River and suddenly whispered: "It is said that after death, people have to cross the Wangyou River and pass through the Past Life Forest. Between the Wangyou River and the Paradise City, the Past Life Forest is the boundary."
"The water of the Wangyou River is azure, and it is full of lonely ghosts who cannot be reincarnated. If they fall into the river, they will forget everything in the world."
As soon as these words came out, everyone fell silent.
No one can't feel the current heaviness in the world of cultivation. More and more monks have disappeared. They must get the Heavenly Holy Spirit Pearl to find Yun Shang and even destroy the evil god.
"I wonder how long this smelly pill can last?" Bai Xun beeped.
Yinming: "It should take a long time."
Yun Xiao silently took out the last two stinky pills.
In the end, Jian Qianxiao snorted: "What are you afraid of? Junior sister said that there must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, do you understand?"
Xiao Ze, Bai Xun, and Yinming: "Yeah!"
What else could they say.
I thought I could cross the Wangyou River safely, but after all, the ferryman was vomited on more than a dozen times. Unexpectedly, after a while, the ferryman came over wearing a gas mask.
He is no longer afraid of stinky pills.
All relatives said: "." Damn it!
The ferryman smiled very strangely, his black claws that looked like they hadn't been washed for eight hundred years were stretched out, and he kept talking.
"One person, one vote on the ferry."
"A living soul cannot enter the ghost world."
"Are you all living souls? Don't lie~"
"Why don't you talk?"
The ferryman's claws were getting closer and closer, and the other ghosts also looked ferocious and seemed to be surrounding them. As professional boxers, Bai Xun and Bai Yue have their fists ready.
Jian Qianxiao pulled Qu Yunyang and pinched the disgusting Biao Zhi balls.
Yin Jue touched the strings that he had removed. They felt very sharp and should be able to strangle this thing.
Jiang Xingzhou looked at Yun Xiao's face, which was not anxious at all, and he became even less anxious.
"My time is very valuable. One stick of incense costs 150,000 coins. Why don't we negotiate a deal?" Yun Xiao's voice sounded very dandy.
Ferryman:?
Is the ghost who just died so rich? ! !
The ferryman's head turned 360 degrees to look at Yun Xiao.
"Hi, I'm hiring."
Yun Xiao still said hello sincerely.
Ferryman:? ? what's the situation?
Yun Xiao generously posted a red notice about recruitment on the ship——
[Recruiting ghost temporary guards to protect me personally during the three hours of Wangyou River, five thousand net coins per hour (two hours) (refer to the RMB system). 】
[Ghosts with experience in job responsibilities will be given priority, and the amount of ghost coins can be increased. 】
In just the blink of an eye, the expression on the ferryman's face changed from ferocious to flattering, and five powerful ghost cultivators on the ferry also applied for the job.
"Hello, Miss! You are beautiful! You are so beautiful!"
The ferry is full of people.
Ghost Cultivator No. 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 shouted in a loud voice: "Whoever wants to harm the young lady should step over our corpses first!"
The ferryman brought the softest stool: "Miss, sit down!"
Seeing that the crisis was over, Yun Xiao felt at ease and sat on a stool to fish, with fresh fruits and vegetables beside him.
Sure enough, money can make all the difference~
Yun Xiao smacked her lips and made a request: "Remember, no ghosts with evil intentions are allowed to get close to me and my followers within three hours."
From relatives: "."
The five guards nodded seriously, this is money! Who doesn’t want money?
Half an hour later, the ferryman held up a wanted document and spoke to Yun Xiao affectionately: "Today's news, the Territory Lord ordered a pervert to be wanted. Anyone who sees him will be killed directly."
"It's a pity that none of us saw it. It was said that it was neither a man nor a woman." The ferryman was quite regretful.
After taking a look at the official document, this statement made Qu Yunyang's mouth twitch: "Neither a man nor a woman?"
"Why neither male nor female?"
The ferryman clapped his hands and said, "Hey, who knows? I heard that Yun Xiao is so ugly that he scares the hell out of him. Could it be possible that the young masters have seen it?"
"I also heard that this perverted giant is capable of causing trouble."
Qu Yunyang held back his laughter and said, "I've never seen it before."
The ferryman stood far away regretfully.
When the ferryman couldn't hear their conversation, a group of people instantly possessed a tacit understanding and gave her the middle finger almost simultaneously.
Bai Xun: "What about the pervert?"
Yinming: "Neither male nor female?"
Yin Jue: "Giant ugly?"
Yinrui: "Are you scared to death?!"
Wan Lan and others suppressed their laughter politely, Xiao Ze did not comment, and Wen Dan took out a small notebook.
If the atmosphere hadn't been inappropriate, the group of people in front of them would have been laughing like crazy.
Yun Xiao raised his eyebrows slightly: "Tsk."
[ps: Many thanks to Zuihuanzhenyuebaby for your monthly ticket! ! ! 】(End of this chapter)
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