The prince is too bad, the princess is too strange

Zhuo Ye took out an object from his sleeve, handed it to Feng Linge, shook it in front of Feng Linge's eyes, and looked at him with crooked eyes: "Do you still remember this?"

Feng Linge's starry eyes brightened slightly, and he replied with a smile: "It's a mobile phone." He recognized it from the moment Zhuo Ye took it out!I remember the first time I saw this thing called "mobile phone", when I first met Zhuo Ye, on that rainy day, on the way to Fengcheng, she suddenly heard the sound of a rooster and a strange male voice!Both he and the third brother were shocked!Impressive!

"Then, do you still remember its function?" Zhuo Ye asked again with a smile.

"Remember, save people's voice and timing." Feng Linge replied very cooperatively.

Zhuo Ye smiled, took out the earphone of the mobile phone, plugged it into the mobile phone, called up the MP3 function, and began to search for songs:

"Love You"? "Ecstasy"?no!Songs like love songs have bold and lingering lyrics. This kind of "erotic song" must be offensive to the ancients, so don't scare them!

"Walk Through the Coffee House"?Ugh...the lyrics are so modern she can't explain what a coffee house is!And...it looks like a love song...

"Me and You"?囧... It seems that she downloaded it to her computer during the "Beijing Olympics", and she forgot when she got it on her mobile phone.

Zhuo Ye scratched his head and continued to turn...

Feng Linge stared, watching Zhuo Ye playing with that weird "mobile phone". The fluorescent lights on it made him curious, and he couldn't help moving his head forward and again, but the pictures and text on it And symbols, etc., but the more he looked at it, the more confused he became...

"Ah! This is good!" Zhuo Ye suddenly raised her head happily, "Boom"...Unfortunately, her head hit Feng Linge's chin...

"Are you okay?" Feng Linge asked distressedly.

"Oh..." Zhuo Ye covered his head and looked at Feng Linge: "Are you okay?"

"I'm okay."

"I am fine."

The two said at the same time.

"Ah……"

"Ha ha……"

The two laughed together again.

After Zhuo Ye laughed, he put on an earphone and put an earphone in Feng Linge's ear.

What is this "black bean" with a black line?Although Feng Linge was puzzled, he didn't ask any more questions, he believed that Zhuo Ye would let him know the answer soon.

When Zhuo Ye's finger touched Feng Linge's ear, his body trembled slightly as if he had been electrocuted, and a faint blush also appeared on his originally pale handsome face.

But after Zhuo Ye put on the earphones for him, he looked down at the phone again, not paying attention to his expression.

Press the "play button" on the phone, and a series of very light and funny songs came from the earphones:

"Small people, the wind and the water are rising, love being poor and happy every day! Carefree souls, hypocrisy, hahaha, we are poor and happy..."

Feng Linge's eyes instantly widened!The thin lips also opened in astonishment, with an incredible expression on his face...

"Who am I, that little one? I am stronger than Li Kui! I am more handsome than Zhang Fei. My hair is shiny and black. I have traveled all over the world. I have an outstanding temperament. I have drunk water from the Yangtze River and the Yellow River and firecrackers and landmines." Kissed..."

Hearing this, Zhuo Ye's hand holding the phone froze immediately, and his face that was still smiling just now became embarrassing... Aww... this song "Poor and Happy"... Mo Jiaoyang sent her the song via bluetooth Yes, it seems that I have heard a few words, the tone is very light, and it will make people feel good after listening to it. She wanted Feng Linge to smile happily... But... But... Sad, she didn't remember it at the time Save the lyrics... Now the joke is getting bigger!

Taking a sneak peek at Feng Linge, he saw his eyes were wide open, for a long time, his eyeballs didn't move!It was obvious that he was thundered badly...

Zhuo Ye can only pray secretly in his heart now, hoping that he was stunned by Lei and didn't notice the lyrics...

"But I'm very haggard, I owe someone to beat my face, have you ever dug coal in Xishan, or have you seen ghosts in Dongshan (really?)..."

Feng Linge's face finally regained its vitality from the stiff state, but it became more vivid, a little distorted...

"In order not to lose and win the competition, to brag loudly in order not to accept, to laugh loudly in order not to cry, to bah loudly in order not to be annoyed..."

"Pfft...haha, hahaha..." Feng Linge couldn't help laughing out loud after hearing this...

Zhuo Ye was startled by Feng Linge's sudden laughter, he straightened his body abruptly, and swept his sleeves to the porcelain cup on the short table next to him, "Wow...", the porcelain cup was knocked to the ground, " Pacha...", broken...

Zhuo Ye was stunned for a moment, then immediately said with a smile: "Sui Sui Ping'an (Sui Sui Ping An), good omen!"

"My lord, what, what's the matter...?" Before Feng Linge could speak, Qingzhu had already barged in.The prince's laughter just now...why does it sound like he has been hit by the "laugh point"...

"Girls...you..." Qing Zhu was followed by a somewhat surprised Qiao Ling.

Zhuo Ye quickly tore off the earphones from the two people's ears, and hid them together with the phone in their sleeves...

"Ahem...it's okay..." Feng Linge tried his best to restrain his laughter, and waved at Qingzhu and Qiaoling: "Accidentally, I knocked over the cup, put it away."

Qingzhu and Qiaoling glanced at each other, they packed up the pieces of the porcelain cup together, then turned around and went out somewhat confused.

Feng Linge's eyes sparkled, looked at Zhuo Ye, and asked excitedly: "Just now that... that song... was sung by people from your hometown? It's so interesting!"

"Yeah." Zhuo Ye nodded, and began to lie: "It was sung by my neighbor 'Xiao Hua', and I saved it..." That... She is from Beijing, and "Hua'er Band" is a Beijing band, saying It's a neighbor, so it's not a lie...囧!

Seeing Feng Linge's blushing face stimulated by the laughter just now, Zhuo Ye secretly reviewed in his heart: She was wrong!She shouldn't have chosen such a "shocking" song to play to him!Modern people may not feel anything about this song, at most it is just a smirk, but the person opposite is an ancient man after all!Where can I stand the stimulation of such strange words...

"Your neighbor is really talented! He can sing such a novel and unique song!" Feng Linge smiled and praised: "It is a bit vulgar at first, but it has a different taste when you taste it carefully, especially the sentence 'this life is short and tiring. , Today is drunk, today is drunk', although a little loose, but still chic and open-minded! The person who sings this song should be a free and easy person who is proud of his life, right?"

"Yes... yes..." Zhuo Ye grinned and said, "Actually, he's quite a casual person... how to live happily every day..."

"How do you live happily? This is what makes people enviable..." Feng Linge sighed softly, and a longing look flashed on his face...

After a while, Feng Linge suddenly thought of something and asked again: "By the way, who is Li Kui? Who is Zhang Fei?"

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PS: It seems that many relatives have answered correctly, it is a mobile phone... Alas, reward everyone who guesses correctly by blowing a kiss!Momo went to eat first, and continued to code words later. .