cage rose

Chapter 246
"It's not that I haven't ordered takeaway, and I've delivered it, how could I not know?"

She was dumbfounded, "How could you deliver food? You delivered it in a sports car."

Luo Yichen rolled his eyes, "Driving food in a sports car, does it earn enough gas money?"

"I just can't figure it out, how could you deliver food."

"Your husband delivered takeaway food, it's embarrassing for you, isn't it?"

"You deliver food at most to experience life, but not really deliver food."

"Why isn't it true? Not only did I deliver food, I also worked as a cook and ran a boat."

It's hard for Winnie to understand, "You came from New Oriental. It's normal to be a cook, but what are you doing on a boat? Is it New Oriental abroad? You don't learn to drive an excavator."

Luo Yichen was rolling with laughter, "Do you have a bad memory? I said just now that I taught myself how to cook. Why did you forget it?"

"Oh, that's right, maybe I'm too full. I can't blame me, who made you cook so delicious. When can you take some time to teach me?"

"I don't accept apprentices, let alone teach you. After you learn it, what should you do if you cook for other men?"

Wei Ni put down her chopsticks, "Can you stop talking about this topic, I don't want to go out, where can I find a man."

"Look online, what can't you do online now?"

Luo Yichen then picked up the chopsticks, "Are you full? Why do you only eat so little?"

"I ate so much, how could I eat less. You did too much."

"That's too much? Then you watch and I'll show you."

Weini stared at Luo Yichen dumbfounded, and ate a dish that she couldn't finish in a single meal, but he finished it in a few mouthfuls.

"You also said that you are not a foodie, how can you eat so much?"

"You forgot, I haven't eaten all day."

"When you went out in the morning, didn't you buy anything to eat?"

"You haven't eaten yet, how dare I eat it?"

"I believe you are a ghost, but you eat too much. Shouldn't someone like you eat very little like a male star?"

"Eat so little, what kind of man do you look like? I'm so strong, I'm not the same as those of them who rely on their faces to eat."

Winnie had a gossipy expression on her face, "That's right, I forgot about this topic when I interrupted just now. You are so handsome, why did that foreign girl dump you? You said that half time, yes Isn't it just with her?"

"none of your business?"

"Don't talk like me, I care about you! Why do you say it's half a time? Is it because you are too young to satisfy her?"

Luo Yichen kicked her on the chair, "I'm not young, don't you know?"

"I haven't compared it. When I get married next time, if we still have contact, I can call you to tell you."

Luo Yichen was so angry that he almost lost his breath. After rolling his eyes, his expression became sad again, "If you want to have a chance to get married next time, you have to follow me. Let's go get the second certificate again, okay? I don't Love that marriage certificate. If it wasn't for your picture, I would have tore it up."

Weini was taken aback, "Fortunately, you didn't tear it up. I heard that when you get the divorce certificate, you have to return the marriage certificate."

"You don't need to pay it back, just put a stamp on it."

"How do you know, have you ever left?"

"Please, when you buy a house, you must have these supporting materials, otherwise why do so many people go to apply for divorce certificates?"

"If you haven't divorced, what are you doing with the divorce certificate?"

"Is it okay if I sold the house?"

"How come you have done all kinds of jobs? How old are you this year? Did you take some rejuvenating medicine? In fact, you are already eighty this year, aren't you?"

Luo Yichen rolled his eyes at Weini, "Have you never seen our marriage certificate?"

"I see what it does, and I don't need to go through any formalities to provide these things."

"I watch it every day."

After Luo Yichen finished speaking, he lowered his head and began to eat with great gulp.

"Are you afraid that you won't recognize me when you see me on the main road?"

When Wei Ni said this, Luo Yichen ate faster, picked up the plate directly, and swept away all the dishes on the table like a storm.

She looked at the empty plate in surprise, "My god, why do you eat so fast, fortunately I ate first, otherwise you would have eaten what I wanted with one chopstick."

Luo Yichen tidied up after struggling, kicked the chair, and then glared at Weini, "Otherwise, why would I ask you to eat first? I'm afraid that I eat too fast, and put Did you get what you wanted? You don't understand anything, it's disgusting."

Winnie stood up at the kitchen door, scratching her hair, "Why are you angry again, are you upset that I said you eat fast."

When Luo Yichen threw the bowl into the sink, he almost smashed the bowl, and rushed to Wei Ni, "Do you despise me?"

"No, I just want to ask, do you want to lose your image as a handsome guy? How can Lu Ke endure you like this."

Luo Yichen finally laughed, "She can't take it anymore, it's none of my business, as long as you say I'm handsome."

Winnie looked at him curiously, "Can you tell me, where is the relationship between you and Lu Keke? Did you two quarrel, and you came to me on purpose because you wanted to anger her?"

Luo Yichen looked at Weini innocently, "If that's the case, can you help me drive her away?"

"You really want to dump her. Isn't she in very good condition? Who are you looking at outside again?"

Luo Yichen stomped his foot, "I told you so much, it was all for nothing, right? It's really annoying, you go wash the dishes, I don't want to talk to you anymore."

Winnie firmly refused, "You just said that all the kitchen work belongs to you, don't try to trick me into washing the dishes now, I can't do it well, and I don't even know if there is any dish soap at home."

Luo Yichen took out a bottle of dishwashing liquid from the car that he dragged back just now and stuffed it for her, "Why do you remember this sentence so clearly? I put away all the clothes for you, shouldn't you wash the dishes?"

"I didn't ask you to clean it up for me."

"Then I'm going to take out all the clothes now."

"Hey, hey." Winnie hurriedly stopped her, she could tell clearly which one had more workload, a bed of clothes or a pool of dishes.

But when she entered the kitchen and saw the messy kitchen just after cooking, she struggled again, "Do I just wash the dishes, and will you clean up the rest? I won't."

Luo Yichen still looked very angry, "If you don't know how to learn, which chef do you meet washes the dishes after cooking?"

Luo Yichen looked at her sadly, "But I miss you every day, and watch you knitting sweaters in the video every day."

"Then why don't you come back?"

Luo Yichen shook his head, "Let's not talk about this topic, you just need to know that I miss you. I have wanted to cook this meal for you for a long time.

Try it and see if you like it? "

Winnie picked up the chopsticks, hesitated again, "Eat first, I'm afraid you might poison the dishes."

Luo Yichen smiled, "Didn't you really want to die just now?"

"I've changed my mind again now. I have to give this braised pork to the society first. You can send me the link later."

"Miss, can't you buy everything online?"

"You still don't say that you made this sauce yourself?"

"Did you eat too much instant noodles, thinking that everything can be solved with a packet of sauce?"

"No. But I see that there are all kinds of sauces in the supermarket. Occasionally, I will buy a pack or two to try, but there are only sauces, and I can't do it at all. I suspect that they are all deceitful.

I really want to give them a suggestion. In the seasoning of sauerkraut fish, the fish can also be included.

Wow, it's delicious, you really know how to cook, then can you cook pickled cabbage fish?And can the spicy crayfish be fixed?
If you can also do bullfrogs, I can think about it, temporarily put aside my prejudices, and stay here for a few more days.

Divorce a few days later is not a big problem. "

Winnie couldn't stop eating.

"Then if I tell you that I can basically cook the dishes in Chinese restaurants, are you willing to never divorce me for the rest of your life?"

"Don't worry about it, just a few Sichuan dishes are fine. I only like spicy food, and I don't need sweet Shanghai dishes.

After a few years, when I am older, Cantonese cuisine can still be considered.

By the way, can you cook shrimp and crab porridge? "

Luo Yichen was so happy to watch her eat. Hearing this, he couldn't take it anymore, "Can't you even cook porridge?"

"Ordinary porridge is fine, just put a little more water in the rice cooker, and it's all marked on it, so I can still see it clearly.

But for the shrimp and crab porridge, I heard that the shrimp needs to pick the shrimp thread, I don't know how to pick it at all.I have to open the back, my knife is not effective at all, my hand is almost cut, and I can't cut the shell of the shrimp.

And the claws of the big crab, too scary. "

Luo Yichen looked at her in shock, "Don't you know how to peel off the shrimp shell first?"

Winnie's expression was even more surprised than his, "I'm talking about the live ones, not the cooked ones, how do you peel them off?"

"Then why do you think there are no shells in the shrimp porridge?"

"It's boiled!"

Wei Ni's expression of course made Luo Yichen almost kneel down.

"Then can you show me how to cook the shrimp shells?"

"They must be skilled. I just don't know how to get rid of the shrimp shells."

"Can't you just peel off the shell before putting it in the pot, just like after putting it in the pot?"

It was even more difficult for Winnie to understand, "It is still alive before it goes into the pot, how do you peel it off?"

"Have you peeled it?"

Winnie shook her head, "No."

"Then how dare you agree to be a man's wife?"

"I think your family is so rich, you should hire a nanny."

"But you can't do anything, what if the nanny fools you."

"Why is she fooling me? The dishes are already on the table, how can she fool me? If it doesn't taste good, just change to another aunt."

"What about grocery shopping? Aren't you afraid that she will get money out of it?"

"Then don't supermarkets have receipts?"

"But there are some vegetables that cannot be bought in the supermarket. You can only buy better ones in the vegetable market."

"Then let the vegetable market issue an invoice, wouldn't it be enough?"

Luo Yichen was completely defeated, "You are so big, have you ever been to the vegetable market?"

"No, my mother won't let me go. She said that I can just go to school, and she will come to be my nanny in the future."

"Then what if she's gone?"

"She's gone and her husband and children are still there."

"Then what if your husband cheats on you, or your child doesn't live with you?"

"It's okay if the children don't live together. But husband, not every husband will cheat."

"Even if you don't cheat, there will be accidents."

"What's the surprise?"

Luo Yichen reminded, "Isn't Xia Ze's leg an accident?"

"Not everyone is like this, can't you walk more carefully? Or if you don't go out like me, you will definitely not be hit by a car."

"You are so naive, how did you grow up?"

"I'm not naive at all, okay? Now naivety has become a derogatory term, which is synonymous with fools. Don't think I don't know."

"Come here, eat a few more pieces of pig's ears, your hearing is really bad. You can't tell who is a compliment and who is a derogatory term. How can you not make up more?"

Winnie looked at his bowl, "Aren't you going to eat?"

"I'll wait until you finish eating."

"why?"

"This is the rule."

"What rules."

"Don't worry about the rules, just eat."

Weini looked at Luo Yichen suspiciously, "Didn't they say that you studied abroad? Why do you cook these dishes? Is there New Oriental in foreign countries?"

Luo Yichen replied very seriously, "I don't like western food, and I'm not interested in things from foreigners.

So I never drink coffee, only tea. "

"Then what have you been doing abroad for so many years?"

Luo Yichen smiled, "It's about falling in love."

Winnie nodded understandingly, "You found a foreign girl, she dumped you, did you get stimulated?"

Luo Yichen thought for a moment, "Yes, that's pretty much what it means."

"Is it expensive to study in New Oriental abroad? Since you have been dumped, why don't you come back to study?"

"Who would go abroad to study New Oriental?"

"Then why do you cook these dishes?"

"I taught myself."

Winnie looked at him adoringly, "Then you are really talented, are you also a foodie?"

"Do you think everyone is the same as you?" Luo Yichen rolled his eyes in disdain, "What do you eat every day? It's a mess. After dinner, I'll take you for a physical examination." .”

"I'm in good health, and I seldom have colds. But how do you even know what I eat? You shouldn't come downstairs and look through the trash can, right? You saw it on the takeaway list."

Luo Yichen was even more speechless, "Does the customer's address still appear on the delivery order?"

"No? Then how do they know who's takeaway?"

Luo Yichen didn't know what to say, and pointed to her bowl, "Go ahead and eat."

"You don't want to answer, is it because you don't know, you are afraid of talking nonsense, and I will find out in the future, don't you?"

(End of this chapter)