The fairy cultivator sets up a fortune-telling stall in a horror game

in game.

Josh was very speechless about her transformation into a cat. She showed her minions expressionlessly and breathed out instinctively, trying to scare off these naive and stupid big guys.

"Oh, you bared your teeth, I scared Dad to death~" Yu Ze gloated and lifted Josh's two kitten paws, his eyes were full of mischievous smiles.

Josh was also a little dazed when she saw the ID card. She didn't expect that she would get an ID card for a puppet cat.

When I entered the game, I was still a 2-month-old kitten with no teeth.

【Ding!The countdown is over and the game officially begins. Please take it seriously and play civilized games. 】

【Your identity is a noble puppet cat. 】

[Your main task is to promote the harmonious coexistence of humans and cats, and change the ending of the dungeon where humans and cats go to war, where humans and cats are completely exterminated in the war. 】

Compared with the simple setting of finding equipment and fighting monsters in the rookie dungeon, the main task of the B-level dungeon is indeed much more difficult.

Josh looked at his pink meat pad, and a tangled expression vividly appeared on the face of the fluffy and round kitten.

I don't know if the pink meat mat can spit out spider silk.

Several old men were pinching and poking around her.

They are accustomed to high-intensity dungeons, and it's like playing in this B-grade book.

Depressedly, she opened her system panel, hoping to find props related to transforming into adults, but found that the screen was densely covered by bullet screens.

Only then did she realize that there were hundreds of thousands of viewers in her live broadcast room.

【God, she's so cute!Help help! 】

[Let me soul wear this rookie female player!I also want to enjoy the ravages of four big guys at once, I can bear it! 】

[Upstairs, the police have arrested you. 】

[It's too foul to become a kitten, right? !How can I curse out.I deliberately copied a lot of curse sentences on the Internet just to scold her! 】

[This anchor is too unlucky, right?No one has ever drawn a cat ID card, I laughed so hard. 】

[Suddenly looking forward to it, how to do the task to become a cat? 】

【Hahahahahahaha the same expectation! 】

[Say she is lucky?She won the cat, said she was unlucky, she was ravaged in the arms of Yu God...]

Angrily, Josh used two paws to resist Yu Ze's idea of ​​burying his face in her stomach and sucking it.

All the strength of breastfeeding was exhausted, even the mustache was exerting force.

Yu Ze was so teased that he let her go.

He stuffed the little milk cat into the chest pocket of his hospital gown, and asked with a smile: "Our little tactician, what should we do first?"

Aggrieved, Josh lifted the cat's paw on the right and pointed in the direction of the inpatient hall.

Yu Ze couldn't help being happy again: "Okay, go, go, don't get excited, look at you, the claws are blooming~"

Josh withdrew his hand with a dark face, mainly because the whole body was wrapped in the pocket, which felt very safe, and he could still feel the warm body temperature.

She couldn't help feeling comfortable.

Rob was so cute that he grinned: "Boss, give me a bag! It's so cute~ I want it, I want it too!"

Yuzawa bounced his head off.

Several people fought all the way into the inpatient department.

As soon as they entered the lobby, a nurse with a cat-like face stopped them: "Wait a minute, you guys, come to the front desk to register first."

Several people from Yu Ze brought the cat to the front desk.

The nurse at the front desk glanced at them: "Please show the cat owner, patients without a cat owner are not allowed to be hospitalized."

Yu Ze raised his eyebrows, dug out Josh from his pocket, and put it on the front desk.

"Oh my gosh! What a naive little guy!" The cat-faced nurse at the front desk had a cute Siamese cat face.

She carefully checked Josh's claws and teeth, and saw that her ears and buttocks were clean, and when she looked at Yu Ze, her expression softened a lot: "Your master is in very good condition, you can live in a separate ward in the VIP area, VIP401, this is your ward number."

Yu Ze took the patient card and walked aside.

Jiang Shen walked up and showed a skilled smile: "Sorry, I don't have a cat."

Every time he shows this smile, the reward points in the live broadcast room will be multiplied.

It was a very sexy smile, and he knew it.

Unexpectedly, the face of the Siamese cat nurse changed, and the smile disappeared instantly: "What disease do you see without a cat?! Sleep in the greenhouse for me!"

She casually threw a card to Jiang Shen.

Jiang Shen took the card and glared at the captain resentfully.

Yu Ze smiled and shrugged: "After all, I am No.1 in the popularity list."

Josh frowned and "meowed" in his pocket.

Yu Ze stretched out his index finger and nodded her little head reassuringly: "Yes, yes, and your credit."

Josh was so angry that she retracted her head into her pocket, she didn't mean that at all!
Rob and Yushi didn't have cats either, so they were assigned to the so-called greenhouse as expected.

Four people were led by different nurses and went to different rooms.

Josh huddled in his pocket, showing a small head hanging on the edge of the pocket, looking around vigilantly.

The patients who come and go in the hospital basically hold a cat in their hands.

Not far away, a cat was about to climb onto a patient whose hands had been cut off. When it stepped on the wound on his hand, the man couldn't help but let out a cry of pain and avoided his hand. slid off him.

When the nurse next to him saw this, his tail seemed to be deformed and elongated, and quickly turned into a long whip, and slapped the patient several times severely.

"Be careful! You lowly slave! You can't even serve your master well. I don't think you want to be cured of your illness, do you?"

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" The man apologized repeatedly, and quickly knelt down, bowing his head on the ground, so that the cat could climb up on his shoulder more conveniently.

Moreover, looking at the sallow, emaciated, terminally ill, and dying people, most of the cats around them were not energetic, and the attitude of the nurses towards these patients was not good.

On the contrary, if the cat has a good coat color, is round and fat, the patient next to it will also receive enthusiastic care from the nurse.

Josh and Yu Ze were led to VIP401 ward.

On the way here just now, she saw many wards with the doors open, and the patients were playing with the cats, and they didn't look sick at all.

She felt a little strange. Did these people arrange wards for them without asking what the disease was?

While she was wondering, Yu Ze had already accosted: "Miss Nurse, I want to know what kind of disease I have?"

The nurse gave him a strange look: "We will arrange someone to check for you tomorrow, but we don't know yet."

Yu Ze nodded, and asked again: "The people who don't have cats at the front desk just now, what's the difference between the greenhouse they live in and the VIP ward?"

The nurse raised her head proudly: "Of course it's different, the greenhouse doesn't have all the things that cats live in."

Yu Ze: "..."

The nurse pressed the button on the table, and a mechanical sound sounded beside her.

The white wall on the other side of the bed rose slowly.

Only then did the two realize that there was another cubicle next to it, which was much larger than this narrow single ward.

There are cat litters, automatic cat toilets, exquisite water bowls and rice bowls, equipped with fully automatic mite and sterilizing rays. In addition to basic living facilities, there are also cat climbing frames that reach the ceiling, cat tunnels, cat swings, various A hanging toy.

The abbreviation is Cat Paradise.

Yu Ze glanced at his cubicle, which was almost the size of a hospital bed, and then at the spacious cat paradise over there, feeling that his ward was like a shit bowl next to a golden bowl.

Josh couldn't help itching when he saw the cat climbing frame.

Yushen: I want to suck my wife's belly
Josh: go