Reborn the mountain village and became the richest man from selling mountain goods
Chapter 778 Don't You Feel Stinky?
Kong Si led his menacing team and just ate a mouthful of feces!
Who would have thought of this?
In their own county, as long as they go, who dares to look at themselves?
When I saw myself from a distance, I was already scared and ran away!
Therefore, whenever Kong Si and the others went to a place, they thought that the people there would be afraid of them and avoid them!
In the end, I didn't expect to come to Changzhou Village. Not only were these villagers not afraid of me, but they even wanted to ambush me!
Oh shit!
These thugs!
That's abominable!
Kong Si was so angry that he gritted his teeth!
But the taste in his mouth made his stomach churn again!
As the eldest brother, what kind of delicacies from mountains and seas has not been eaten by Kong Si?
He has tasted almost all the delicacies, but he has never tasted the taste in his mouth now!
vomit……
As soon as he thought that these things were pulled out by people, Kong Si couldn't help it!
And his brethren were not much better!
They are even worse!
I have never eaten delicacies from mountains and seas, but I can't eat less bitterness!
As a result, now I have to eat these things pulled out by others!
Why is my life so miserable?
Everyone started crying in their hearts, and in their stomachs, they started vomiting out all the food they had eaten before coming here!
In an instant, this place turned into a big vomiting scene!
Who would have imagined that this gang of gangsters would attack the village anytime soon!
As a result, when they arrived, they were all directly fed history!
of course!
After vomiting, Kong Si remembered that when he came here just now, there was a mountain stream passing by the village!
The water flow is very clear, and when pesticides were not very popular, the water was directly drinkable, and there were many small animals such as fish and shrimp in the water!
So very clean!
Without saying a word, Kong Si got up and said to his brothers: "There is a stream over there, go wash it first, hurry up!"
Said the first to get up and run over there!
Kong Si has already heard the sound of the river!
The other brothers heard it too!
Now they only have one thought, and that is to wash away all the stains on their bodies!
So they run fast!
Kong Si was the first to run, but then Brother Yuan began to overtake him behind him!
The stench on their bodies has already made them forget who their eldest brother is!
Kong Si looked around, damn, these brats usually don't even dare to stand behind me, but now they are running faster than me, and they even dare to overtake me! ?
"I'm almost there!"
"I'm here too!"
"Come on, brothers!"
The few brothers who ran to the front saw the stream and started to sprint over it!
The people behind heard the sound of the water flow getting louder and louder, and they also started to rush over frantically!
Soon, the first batch of people who arrived were already desperate, and the stench on their bodies really made them go crazy!
So after arriving at the stream, they jumped up and felt like they were flying into the beautiful sky!
however!
The moment they fall!
What follows is not falling into the water!
Instead, it fell into the net!
"what?"
"what happened?"
"Why is there an internet connection?"
"The ones behind don't jump!"
Who knew the brothers who came from behind, because while they were running, the filthy things stuck to their hair slipped down and slipped into their eyes!
Makes them unable to see anything!
But they only remembered that they were not far from the water, so after running to a certain extent, they took off directly!
So they didn't see that the brothers in front fell into the net!
Yu Jing had such a phenomenon. Before the people jumping into the net had time to escape, the people behind followed them!
Then it fell down hard!
Then more people started to jump down!
Because they didn't even look at what was going on in front of them. They only saw the brothers in front jumping in. Everyone was very excited at the thought of being able to wash their stinky bodies with the cool mountain spring water!
So I didn't notice at all that it was not water, but a net!
Soon, all the brothers jumped into this net!
Only Kong Si ran slower, so he could see clearly what was in front of him!
Seeing that his brothers all fell into the net after jumping down, Kong Si knew what was going on!
Oh shit!
These unscrupulous people in Changzhou Village, they actually use the net to pretend to be themselves?
What the hell are they trying to do?
Are you not afraid that I will bring more brothers to mess with them after I go back?
When I enter their crops and their homes, I will definitely destroy them!
Kong Si gritted his teeth again at this time!
As a result, when he took a bite, the taste touched his taste buds more delicately!
"Bah bah bah..."
Kong Si hastened to spit out the things in his mouth!
Although I vomited it once just now, the taste in my mouth didn't drop at all!
On the contrary, accompanied by the smell of stomach acid, it became more intense!
Kong Si swears that he has never smelled such a smell in his life!
"Oh shit!"
Kong Si began to curse!
However, just as he was scolding like this, he was suddenly kicked heavily behind him!
Then Kong Si could no longer stand still and plunged into the net!
Also at this time!
On both sides of the stream, many villagers began to appear!
They all have weapons in their hands!
These things are actually agricultural tools such as hoes and shovels that they can easily get at home!
But now that Kong Si and the others saw these weapons and there were so many people, they immediately became afraid!
Coupled with the fact that there are many stinky things on their bodies, this has already blown their minds!
Once the heart is vented, it will be difficult to get together in a short time!
So now they only think about washing off the dirty things on their bodies, and they don't think about anything else!
Then suddenly so many villagers appeared!
These bastards began to think about talking first and then talking!
"What are you going to do?"
"We're just walking around the village, why are you doing this to me?"
"Why are you using a net to catch us?"
"Can you let us wash off our clothes first?"
Although they were begging for mercy, because they were gangsters, they spoke in a scornful tone!
It's just that none of these villagers spoke, they just stared at them blankly!
This makes these bastards feel scared!
If these villagers talk, it means they are easy to talk to and can still be reasoned with!
But now none of them made a sound!
This makes people feel that they are all crazy!
In other words, they were all trained!
Then someone like me, facing them, has only one end, and that is to lose!
Not to mention that you are now trapped in their net. It is possible to climb up, but how can these villagers let you climb up?
The hooligans even thought that if anyone dared to crawl out of the edge of the net, there would definitely be villagers guarding there, and after you got out, they would just go down and kill you with a hoe!
Just thinking of this made them feel a little scared!
So they thought of their eldest brother!
"Brother, say something!"
"What should I do?"
"Speak quickly!"
Although these brothers are usually very afraid of their elder brother, but now, this superior elder brother has also been splashed with feces, and has become a drowned chicken like himself!
It didn't get any better!
thorough!
What a bullshit big brother!
If you don't have yourself, your big brother is a fart!
And now many brothers are very smelly, and they just want to wash these things off quickly!
They feel that if these things cannot be washed off in time, these smells will follow them for a long time!
Now they have nothing to think about!
I just want to wash it off!
As for the eldest brother, they no longer have the mood to please him!
Besides, as a brother, this big brother didn't even speak first!
How did he become the eldest brother?
So when these brothers speak, the tone is not so good!
After Kong Si heard these words, although he felt that these brothers did not treat him as a big brother!
But with the current situation, it is indeed time to take action!
So Kong Si raised his hand and said, "Who is in charge here?"
Then, I saw the crowd parting ways!
Yang Chen beat the crowd and walked out!
Kong Si was shocked when he saw Yang Chen!
I didn’t expect that the people in charge of Cheung Chau Village would be so young!
Then Kong Si heard the brother who followed his eldest nephew to Shangshui Village say: "Brother, this is the man!"
Hearing this, Kong Si frowned involuntarily!
It was him!
Anyone who dares to touch Lao Tzu!
Kong Si wanted to stand up, but he was trapped in the net and couldn't stand up!
He could only say: "Brother, you are quite courageous. Anyone who dares to touch me, my eldest nephew is still lying in the hospital!"
"No matter how powerful you are, you still have to give us an explanation, right?"
Kong Si felt in his heart, no matter who you are!
No matter how powerful you are, you are only one person!
You don’t have superhuman beings, then you are also afraid of death, like me, afraid of everything!
Also afraid of retaliation!
Well, when I say these things now, you have to think about it and then give me an explanation!
But who would have thought that after hearing this, Yang Chen laughed and said, "What are you?"
"How dare you come to me and ask for an explanation?"
"I'll tell you, do you dare to take it?"
Hearing this, Kong Si frowned even more!
How could he have thought that such a brat would say such words to himself!
In the past, when he went out to do errands, the so-called big brothers he met were rumored to be local tyrants, very powerful existences!
But when I said harsh words to them, saying that I was not afraid and that I was very settled, those so-called big brothers quickly relaxed their attitudes!
Because they know that they themselves are just ordinary people!
Everyone respects you, you are the big brother!
If you go too far, people will no longer respect you, and they will not look at your face, and they will not count your words!
At this time, you are still a fart big brother!
When the other party softens, it is time for everyone to talk about cooperation or compensation in a calm manner!
But now!
Facing this young man, Kong Si couldn't feel the slightest relief from him!
It feels like he has an arrogant attitude, and he doesn't want to make peace with you at all!
If he doesn't make peace and let these villagers beat him, Kong Si promises that he will definitely bring people over afterwards to bulldoze the village!
But before that, I must have suffered a lot!
Maybe he won’t be able to survive until he can go back!
If you say something nice now, the other party will think that you can talk and be reasonable!
Maybe I would like to talk to you?
So Kong Si also knows that those who know current affairs are heroes!
Now is not the time to show off to big brother!
After all, I have relatively few people, and I am still controlled by them now, so stop thinking about revenge and seeking justice!
"Brother, you are very arrogant, which way are you on?" Kong Si asked!
"It's not your turn to ask which way to go!" Yang Chen continued!
Kong Si brought people here just to make him kneel down!
And he had harmed his eldest nephew like that, how could Kong Si let him go?
So when the two sides meet, either you die or I die!
Then there is no need for Yang Chen to give face to the other party!
And Kong Si twitched again when he heard Yang Chen say that!
I didn't expect this guy to be so aggressive!
Isn't he afraid that I will retaliate afterwards?
There are many people in your Changzhou Village, but can I avoid your Changzhou Village?
People in your village always take to the streets, right?
See how I deal with you then?
"Little brother, we came here to seek justice, there is no need to treat us like this?" Kong Si continued!
"Are you talking about feeding you Shi?" Yang Chen pointed out deliberately!
Upon hearing this, Kong Si and the other brothers retched again. They had already vomited out all the contents in their stomachs just now!
Now if they want to vomit, they can only vomit out bile!
"Stop talking, okay?" Kong Si quickly waved his hand: "Can you let us wash the things on our bodies first? Don't you think it stinks when you surround yourself?"
"Hahaha……"
The villagers started laughing!
And they all laughed out loud!
Laughing so hard!
"You guys, what are you laughing at?" Kong Si asked in confusion!
"Do you think we will find it smelly?" Yang Chen looked at them and said, "We are all rural people, and we have to deal with the land every day! We have to water the crops in the field every day!"
"Those who can afford fertilizers will naturally use chemical fertilizers!"
"But most people can't afford it, or some vegetables only need farmyard manure!"
"So we can say that we deal with something like this in you every day!"
"Do you think we'll stink?"
"Of course I do!"
"It's just that we can bear it!"
"No matter how stinky it is, it's still better than not having enough to eat!"
"So if you want us to allow you to wash the smelly stuff off your body!"
"You'd better choose my favorite obedient to speak!" (End of this chapter)
Who would have thought of this?
In their own county, as long as they go, who dares to look at themselves?
When I saw myself from a distance, I was already scared and ran away!
Therefore, whenever Kong Si and the others went to a place, they thought that the people there would be afraid of them and avoid them!
In the end, I didn't expect to come to Changzhou Village. Not only were these villagers not afraid of me, but they even wanted to ambush me!
Oh shit!
These thugs!
That's abominable!
Kong Si was so angry that he gritted his teeth!
But the taste in his mouth made his stomach churn again!
As the eldest brother, what kind of delicacies from mountains and seas has not been eaten by Kong Si?
He has tasted almost all the delicacies, but he has never tasted the taste in his mouth now!
vomit……
As soon as he thought that these things were pulled out by people, Kong Si couldn't help it!
And his brethren were not much better!
They are even worse!
I have never eaten delicacies from mountains and seas, but I can't eat less bitterness!
As a result, now I have to eat these things pulled out by others!
Why is my life so miserable?
Everyone started crying in their hearts, and in their stomachs, they started vomiting out all the food they had eaten before coming here!
In an instant, this place turned into a big vomiting scene!
Who would have imagined that this gang of gangsters would attack the village anytime soon!
As a result, when they arrived, they were all directly fed history!
of course!
After vomiting, Kong Si remembered that when he came here just now, there was a mountain stream passing by the village!
The water flow is very clear, and when pesticides were not very popular, the water was directly drinkable, and there were many small animals such as fish and shrimp in the water!
So very clean!
Without saying a word, Kong Si got up and said to his brothers: "There is a stream over there, go wash it first, hurry up!"
Said the first to get up and run over there!
Kong Si has already heard the sound of the river!
The other brothers heard it too!
Now they only have one thought, and that is to wash away all the stains on their bodies!
So they run fast!
Kong Si was the first to run, but then Brother Yuan began to overtake him behind him!
The stench on their bodies has already made them forget who their eldest brother is!
Kong Si looked around, damn, these brats usually don't even dare to stand behind me, but now they are running faster than me, and they even dare to overtake me! ?
"I'm almost there!"
"I'm here too!"
"Come on, brothers!"
The few brothers who ran to the front saw the stream and started to sprint over it!
The people behind heard the sound of the water flow getting louder and louder, and they also started to rush over frantically!
Soon, the first batch of people who arrived were already desperate, and the stench on their bodies really made them go crazy!
So after arriving at the stream, they jumped up and felt like they were flying into the beautiful sky!
however!
The moment they fall!
What follows is not falling into the water!
Instead, it fell into the net!
"what?"
"what happened?"
"Why is there an internet connection?"
"The ones behind don't jump!"
Who knew the brothers who came from behind, because while they were running, the filthy things stuck to their hair slipped down and slipped into their eyes!
Makes them unable to see anything!
But they only remembered that they were not far from the water, so after running to a certain extent, they took off directly!
So they didn't see that the brothers in front fell into the net!
Yu Jing had such a phenomenon. Before the people jumping into the net had time to escape, the people behind followed them!
Then it fell down hard!
Then more people started to jump down!
Because they didn't even look at what was going on in front of them. They only saw the brothers in front jumping in. Everyone was very excited at the thought of being able to wash their stinky bodies with the cool mountain spring water!
So I didn't notice at all that it was not water, but a net!
Soon, all the brothers jumped into this net!
Only Kong Si ran slower, so he could see clearly what was in front of him!
Seeing that his brothers all fell into the net after jumping down, Kong Si knew what was going on!
Oh shit!
These unscrupulous people in Changzhou Village, they actually use the net to pretend to be themselves?
What the hell are they trying to do?
Are you not afraid that I will bring more brothers to mess with them after I go back?
When I enter their crops and their homes, I will definitely destroy them!
Kong Si gritted his teeth again at this time!
As a result, when he took a bite, the taste touched his taste buds more delicately!
"Bah bah bah..."
Kong Si hastened to spit out the things in his mouth!
Although I vomited it once just now, the taste in my mouth didn't drop at all!
On the contrary, accompanied by the smell of stomach acid, it became more intense!
Kong Si swears that he has never smelled such a smell in his life!
"Oh shit!"
Kong Si began to curse!
However, just as he was scolding like this, he was suddenly kicked heavily behind him!
Then Kong Si could no longer stand still and plunged into the net!
Also at this time!
On both sides of the stream, many villagers began to appear!
They all have weapons in their hands!
These things are actually agricultural tools such as hoes and shovels that they can easily get at home!
But now that Kong Si and the others saw these weapons and there were so many people, they immediately became afraid!
Coupled with the fact that there are many stinky things on their bodies, this has already blown their minds!
Once the heart is vented, it will be difficult to get together in a short time!
So now they only think about washing off the dirty things on their bodies, and they don't think about anything else!
Then suddenly so many villagers appeared!
These bastards began to think about talking first and then talking!
"What are you going to do?"
"We're just walking around the village, why are you doing this to me?"
"Why are you using a net to catch us?"
"Can you let us wash off our clothes first?"
Although they were begging for mercy, because they were gangsters, they spoke in a scornful tone!
It's just that none of these villagers spoke, they just stared at them blankly!
This makes these bastards feel scared!
If these villagers talk, it means they are easy to talk to and can still be reasoned with!
But now none of them made a sound!
This makes people feel that they are all crazy!
In other words, they were all trained!
Then someone like me, facing them, has only one end, and that is to lose!
Not to mention that you are now trapped in their net. It is possible to climb up, but how can these villagers let you climb up?
The hooligans even thought that if anyone dared to crawl out of the edge of the net, there would definitely be villagers guarding there, and after you got out, they would just go down and kill you with a hoe!
Just thinking of this made them feel a little scared!
So they thought of their eldest brother!
"Brother, say something!"
"What should I do?"
"Speak quickly!"
Although these brothers are usually very afraid of their elder brother, but now, this superior elder brother has also been splashed with feces, and has become a drowned chicken like himself!
It didn't get any better!
thorough!
What a bullshit big brother!
If you don't have yourself, your big brother is a fart!
And now many brothers are very smelly, and they just want to wash these things off quickly!
They feel that if these things cannot be washed off in time, these smells will follow them for a long time!
Now they have nothing to think about!
I just want to wash it off!
As for the eldest brother, they no longer have the mood to please him!
Besides, as a brother, this big brother didn't even speak first!
How did he become the eldest brother?
So when these brothers speak, the tone is not so good!
After Kong Si heard these words, although he felt that these brothers did not treat him as a big brother!
But with the current situation, it is indeed time to take action!
So Kong Si raised his hand and said, "Who is in charge here?"
Then, I saw the crowd parting ways!
Yang Chen beat the crowd and walked out!
Kong Si was shocked when he saw Yang Chen!
I didn’t expect that the people in charge of Cheung Chau Village would be so young!
Then Kong Si heard the brother who followed his eldest nephew to Shangshui Village say: "Brother, this is the man!"
Hearing this, Kong Si frowned involuntarily!
It was him!
Anyone who dares to touch Lao Tzu!
Kong Si wanted to stand up, but he was trapped in the net and couldn't stand up!
He could only say: "Brother, you are quite courageous. Anyone who dares to touch me, my eldest nephew is still lying in the hospital!"
"No matter how powerful you are, you still have to give us an explanation, right?"
Kong Si felt in his heart, no matter who you are!
No matter how powerful you are, you are only one person!
You don’t have superhuman beings, then you are also afraid of death, like me, afraid of everything!
Also afraid of retaliation!
Well, when I say these things now, you have to think about it and then give me an explanation!
But who would have thought that after hearing this, Yang Chen laughed and said, "What are you?"
"How dare you come to me and ask for an explanation?"
"I'll tell you, do you dare to take it?"
Hearing this, Kong Si frowned even more!
How could he have thought that such a brat would say such words to himself!
In the past, when he went out to do errands, the so-called big brothers he met were rumored to be local tyrants, very powerful existences!
But when I said harsh words to them, saying that I was not afraid and that I was very settled, those so-called big brothers quickly relaxed their attitudes!
Because they know that they themselves are just ordinary people!
Everyone respects you, you are the big brother!
If you go too far, people will no longer respect you, and they will not look at your face, and they will not count your words!
At this time, you are still a fart big brother!
When the other party softens, it is time for everyone to talk about cooperation or compensation in a calm manner!
But now!
Facing this young man, Kong Si couldn't feel the slightest relief from him!
It feels like he has an arrogant attitude, and he doesn't want to make peace with you at all!
If he doesn't make peace and let these villagers beat him, Kong Si promises that he will definitely bring people over afterwards to bulldoze the village!
But before that, I must have suffered a lot!
Maybe he won’t be able to survive until he can go back!
If you say something nice now, the other party will think that you can talk and be reasonable!
Maybe I would like to talk to you?
So Kong Si also knows that those who know current affairs are heroes!
Now is not the time to show off to big brother!
After all, I have relatively few people, and I am still controlled by them now, so stop thinking about revenge and seeking justice!
"Brother, you are very arrogant, which way are you on?" Kong Si asked!
"It's not your turn to ask which way to go!" Yang Chen continued!
Kong Si brought people here just to make him kneel down!
And he had harmed his eldest nephew like that, how could Kong Si let him go?
So when the two sides meet, either you die or I die!
Then there is no need for Yang Chen to give face to the other party!
And Kong Si twitched again when he heard Yang Chen say that!
I didn't expect this guy to be so aggressive!
Isn't he afraid that I will retaliate afterwards?
There are many people in your Changzhou Village, but can I avoid your Changzhou Village?
People in your village always take to the streets, right?
See how I deal with you then?
"Little brother, we came here to seek justice, there is no need to treat us like this?" Kong Si continued!
"Are you talking about feeding you Shi?" Yang Chen pointed out deliberately!
Upon hearing this, Kong Si and the other brothers retched again. They had already vomited out all the contents in their stomachs just now!
Now if they want to vomit, they can only vomit out bile!
"Stop talking, okay?" Kong Si quickly waved his hand: "Can you let us wash the things on our bodies first? Don't you think it stinks when you surround yourself?"
"Hahaha……"
The villagers started laughing!
And they all laughed out loud!
Laughing so hard!
"You guys, what are you laughing at?" Kong Si asked in confusion!
"Do you think we will find it smelly?" Yang Chen looked at them and said, "We are all rural people, and we have to deal with the land every day! We have to water the crops in the field every day!"
"Those who can afford fertilizers will naturally use chemical fertilizers!"
"But most people can't afford it, or some vegetables only need farmyard manure!"
"So we can say that we deal with something like this in you every day!"
"Do you think we'll stink?"
"Of course I do!"
"It's just that we can bear it!"
"No matter how stinky it is, it's still better than not having enough to eat!"
"So if you want us to allow you to wash the smelly stuff off your body!"
"You'd better choose my favorite obedient to speak!" (End of this chapter)
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