Red Mansion Soldiers

Chapter 244 Palace gossip

"Brother, you can actually dance the Hu Xuan Dance!"

In Jia Hui's shogunate, the children brought by the Jia family, the historians, the Lin family and other in-laws gathered together, looking with admiration at Taiwei Jia, whose hair was still wet after just taking a shower.

"No, these are all things I learned when my brother and I were in the Western Regions. In any wine shop, there are a group of beautiful girls standing on the tables and dancing to attract customers. After seeing it more, I will naturally learn it. Even I can also dance on the table with the best girl in the store!

Whichever house dances well, our brothers from Anxi Army will go to that house more often. It doesn’t matter whether the wine is good or not, the key is to watch the dance! "Jia Huuruo looked at several teenagers with a meaningful look in his eyes.

hiss.

The tent suddenly became a little warmer. Several older young men looked at each other, smiled knowingly, and then looked at the Huacong veteran with even more enthusiasm, hoping to learn a thing or two from his hands.

The little girls in the tent didn't know why, and looked at their brothers going crazy here with puzzled faces.

"Wow, you are so powerful!" An emotionless voice came from the door, which made Jia Hui tremble in shock, and a white hair of sweat suddenly appeared on his forehead!

"Ah, this...is...right?" Jia Hui felt a little guilty.

The young masters and ladies in the tent also felt the increasingly solemn atmosphere in the tent. The skills of observing words and emotions that they had developed in the big family and had been integrated into their bones allowed them to make the best decision, and they all moved towards Jia Hui, who was sitting cross-legged on the bed. As a gift, they all ran away in a swarm.

Even Daiyu, who was so heartless, stuck out her tongue at herself!

Bah, little traitor!

He glared at the little girl fiercely, but it didn't scare her at all. Instead, he got two more eye rolls.

Just as Jia Hui was about to continue fighting with Dai Yu, a cold voice came into his ears

"Turn around."

"Okay!" Jia Hui stopped the game consciously and turned sideways, facing away from Li Wan who was walking over with a dry towel.

"I don't know who I learned this from, but why do I have to bathe every day? When I was in the Western Regions, it was fine if I didn't wash for several days, but now I'm more particular about it!" Li Wan complained, but he was still very considerate. He picked up Jia Hui's wet hair with a towel and rubbed it carefully.

"If I didn't have the conditions to wash every day, do you think I would be willing to wash every few days?" Jia Hui replied matter-of-factly. He didn't think there was anything wrong with washing every day. "But when it comes to washing every day, it should be in the early years." I’ve developed the habit of taking medicinal baths every day since I was three years old, right?”

I always feel that going to bed without washing my body before going to bed at night will affect the naked/sleeping experience.

"And you also know that I am afraid of heat. I always sweat a lot every summer, and after a while, I will have a strange smell of sweat. If Madam likes that smell, I don't have a problem with it. "Jia Hui turned his head slightly and teased.

"No need, I think it's good to wash my body every day." Hearing what Jia Hui said, Li Wan suddenly recalled the smell that the master would have when he came home from business every day, and he shivered all over. , quickly refused.

"Uh-huh." Jia Hui nodded proudly.

"But when it comes to not taking a shower for several days, in my memory, the longest interval between showers was forty days!" Jia Hui recalled her records and couldn't help but shudder.

It was so smelly that I couldn't stand it!

From the time he entered the plateau until he conquered the first small town on the plateau, he never took a bath during this period. The only time we visited a hot spring was when everyone took turns washing their hair and removing lice.

There was no way, it was too cold outside, and there was not enough heat source in the mountain stream. If I got cold and caught a cold, it would be a big trouble at that time!

"Oh, that's really awesome. Then have you caught up with those cute, shy and charming Hu girls in the tavern who can dance the Hu Xuan dance to attract business?" Li Wan complimented expressionlessly, but he always sounded the same no matter what. A strange smell.

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Jia Hui was silent. She wanted to argue with Li Wan, but she was so familiar with Li Wan. What kind of person she was? Li Wan even knew him better than she did!

"Okay, okay, I'm just horny. I was a sixteen- or seventeen-year-old young general with a vigorous spirit. So what if I went to watch Hu Nu dance?" Jia Hui simply broke the pot and threw it away. You can do whatever you like!

"You didn't say what you want to do? You just want to see Hu Nu showing off her breasts and exposing her thighs. It would be weird if you didn't have this idea, okay?" Li Wan gave him a strange look.

Lustful? Lustful is a normal man's reaction! Besides, how could she not know what kind of temper Jia Hui had?

Moreover, he has already tried Yun Yuqing when he is young, and he is at the age when he sees a hole and wants to drill it. It’s not that he has no money, on the contrary, he is quite rich. He is also a high-ranking official in the Protectorate. With such good conditions, how could he still keep his integrity for himself?

Li Wan didn't even think that this was Jia Hui's deep love for him, but he should have suspected that Jia Hui had something to hide!

Jia Hui was choked by Li Wan's words and was speechless.

"You really don't blame me?" Jia Hui probed cautiously.

"If you really want to sleep on the floor, it's not impossible. Who can make me reasonable and considerate? What do you think, sir?" Li Wan stopped what he was doing and looked at this thing in surprise.

The words he just said were about to expose this matter. Why are you seeking death?

"Oh, forget it." Jia Hui pretended that what he just said was not his, and the matter was over.

"Have everything been packed away?" Jia Hui stiffly changed the subject.

I have been in the mountains for seven or eight days, and I plan to leave the day after tomorrow.

However, it is not easy for a large family to pack up more than a dozen tents in a short time. In addition, the furniture and some bits and pieces in the house must be loaded into the car as soon as possible to avoid being in a hurry when the time comes to leave. Don't know where to start.

"All the corresponding bits and pieces have been loaded onto the truck, leaving only the gift of the old lady, father-in-law and the two of us, and your armor has not been loaded onto the truck." Li Wan tapped his lips with his fingertips and thought about it. one time.

"The big pieces of furniture will have to wait until tomorrow. Fortunately, the old lady and a few old sisters will go to stay with the Queen for one night tomorrow. This is easy to pack, but the father-in-law." Speaking of Jia She, Li Wan Some are in trouble.

"What's going on over there?" Jia Hui asked curiously.

"My father-in-law collected several large rocks with strange shapes in the mountains. Our original carriage couldn't fit them in!" Li Wan was speechless.

She couldn't understand why Jia She liked those broken stones so much!

"That's it." Jia Hui thought for a while, "Then let dad keep one or two small pieces to take away. If he really likes the rest, he can ask someone to guard him first, and when the carriage is free, he can just pull it from here. Go to the capital of gods.”

"That's all we can do for now." Li Wan had no other solution.

There are only a few rocks left and right.

Because of the conflict between the Duke and the old lady, some rotten scholars denounced him for being unfilial. That is to say, there was a reason for the incident, and the master was injured because of it, so it had almost no impact.

Therefore, the word "filial piety" in the county government can only be accumulated from Jia She, so as long as it is not something excessive, Jia Hui will usually satisfy him.

Of course, Jia She, who had regained his power, had also become a little cautious, and would not act like a monster and ruin the future of his rich son, and also take away his own glory and wealth for the rest of his life. "By the way, sir, do you know about the happy events in the palace?" After finishing the business talk, Li Wan narrowed his eyes and his tone gradually became gossipy.

"In the palace? What's the happy event?" I've never heard the princes mention this.

Li Wansha glanced to the left and right with a serious look, and then he leaned into Jia Hui's ear like a thief: "Master, the Lord Wu who is the most favored by the Holy One is pregnant!"

"Huh?" Jia Hui turned her head suddenly and glanced at Li Wan with a surprised look on her face, but she seemed to have thought of something again, and her expression gradually returned to calm.

"If you're pregnant, you're pregnant. Since Concubine Li Shuzhen gave birth to a baby and died in the first year of Tiansheng, this seems to be the first time there is news about a new baby in the palace, right?" Jia Hui thought about it and said.

"What does it mean to be pregnant right away! Today's princes and princesses were all born when the Holy Emperor was still a prince. If this one is born now, he will be the first royal heir born during the Holy Emperor's reign!" Li Wan was very dissatisfied with Jia Hui's mediocre performance.

"Ah, yes, so what? Will he be made a prince immediately or something? I heard Chen Si say that this nobleman Wu relied on himself to gain favor, but he didn't take the queen in his eyes!" Hui said very nonchalantly, with even a hint of anger in his tone.

He and Chen Si have known each other since childhood. They have been brothers who have been fighting together since they were young. Their relationship is so good that they can wear different pants. Naturally, they visited the families of both parties when they were young. This former princess and now the empress is very kind to me. .

Although Chen Si was a concubine and her biological mother was still alive at the time, she still treated Chen Si as her own and even cooked a meal for herself and Chen Si!

Especially the chicken soup stewed by the Queen, most of the pot went into her stomach.

That is to say, now that I have grown up, I cannot go in or out of the harem, otherwise I will definitely go with Chen Si from time to time to pay respects to her old man and have a meal by the way.

Therefore, between the Queen and Wu Guiren, Jia Hui must be on the Queen's side.

"But what if Wu Guisheng gives birth to a prince? I heard that the civil servants felt that the martial arts of the Da Qi Emperor was too much and wanted to cultivate a holy emperor who focused on civil affairs. What if?" Li Wan did not continue, but Jia Hui understood the meaning instantly.

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. These civil servants always talk about the ancestral system, so the inheritance of the throne must also be based on the ancestral system! Otherwise, there is no legal basis for what they do." Jia Hui sneered, showing disdain.

"Moreover, even if the child in the belly is deceived and becomes lame by them, so what? Just relying on some poor literati, you want to be able to compete with the powerful brothers who have serious civil and military teams and armies? What a dream!"

Let the youngest prince ascend the throne over all the ambitious princes in front?

Not to mention the kings, even Jia Hui couldn't accept this kind of thing!

I, my brothers, and Chen Si spent four or five years eating sand in the Western Regions. When it was time to return to the imperial court, we went to the plateau to climb on the ice and snow, and were rolled in the sword and gun several times. Only then did we end up in this situation!

How can a little brat like him, who has never accomplished anything, become the emperor?

As long as the current emperor is a sane person, he will not do such a thing that clearly forces the kings to cause chaos.

"So, just keep it in your mind. Let alone one child, ten or eight more children will not have any impact on our family." Jia Hui explained to Li Wan.

The thinking patterns between men and women are different!

The simplest example is that most of the attitudes towards the emperor in male pornographic novels are "Princes, generals and ministers would rather have their own kind!", a few of them are in conflict with the emperor's equality theory, and only a few of them are determined to take the throne. Servant's.

And female channel.

You are the emperor, you are the most powerful person in the world. You stick to your word and can do things based on your preferences. As long as you, the emperor, issue an edict, then everyone in the world will listen to you! You can appoint whoever you want to be the crown prince, not for anything else but because you are the emperor!

In theory, this is indeed the case, but in fact, even the vast majority of the founding emperors were unable to do such a thing.

"Huh, this scares me to death, so that's what it is." Li Wan understood.

"Uh-huh." After her hair was wiped clean, Jia Hui turned around, pulled Li Wan into her arms, buried his face in her loose hair, and took a deep breath.

"When you go to the palace from now on, don't pay attention to that Lao Shizi named Wu. He dares to flirt with the Queen just because he is favored. He doesn't care about life or death!

Except for the Second Saint and his wife, the entire palace does not require any kind of courtesy. When you meet Concubine Zhen and several other concubines from the Saint's residence, just bow politely and according to the etiquette. You don't even need to pay attention to the rest of them." Jia Hui said. Li Wan ordered in his ear.

"Look what you said, what if I didn't bow to a favored concubine when I met her, and offended her by letting her go to the Holy Emperor to blow the pillow? And I didn't reach out to hit the smiling person." Li Wan closed his eyes and leaned against his house On the thick chest of my beloved.

"The wind blowing on your pillow will harm you? Haha, if you really dare to do this, then I will take our No. 300 soldiers with helmets and armor to smash up her father and brother's house to vent your anger on Madam!" Jia Hui said proudly Assured.

"Well, thank you sir." Li Wan opened his eyes and turned his head to look at Jia Hui's face, which had grown a short beard.

"Thank you? How do you want to thank me, madam?" Jia Hui's hands slowly and gently began to roam around Li Wan's delicate body.

"How, how can I thank you?" Li Wan's pretty face gradually turned rosy, and he placed his delicate hands on Jia Hui's outward face, looking directly at Jia Hui's charming eyes with all kinds of amorous feelings.

"Then... give me another girl!" He gently picked up Li Wan and put him on the bed. Jia Hui opened his thin shirt and stepped forward.

　Sorry, sorry, I went back to my hometown yesterday to celebrate my grandma’s 70th birthday, and I forgot to ask for leave.

　　

　

(End of this chapter)