Red Mansion Soldiers

Chapter 282 No money, no entry!
"Celebrating a birthday. Celebrating a birthday is a hundred thousand springs. There will be an elegant banquet, and there will be relatives in the painting hall. The mother-of-pearl is a letter to seal the great country, and the jade color is received by the silk thread, and I am grateful for the emperor's favor. I look up to the nine layers and pay homage to Yao Yun in the sky.

I wish you a happy birthday today, and wish you a better life than Song Chun. Pour fine wine with sincerity as if you were to the man in the moon. There was a sound of sandalwood moving, and a stick of incense burned. Pray for immortality. May this day bring you happiness every year. "

Two days have passed since the emperor's birthday, but the birthday speech the Taiwei wrote for the emperor at the birthday banquet once again aroused intense discussion among Luoyang literati. I believe that as time goes by, this discussion will gradually spread throughout the world. Nationwide.

In Jia Hui's study, an uninvited guest was twisting a piece of paper with Jia Hui's newly copied "Fu Ni Shang·Celebrating Birthday" written on it, and looked at Jia Hui with some constraint as he crowded around him.

"Tsk tsk tsk, after all these years, my brother's literary talents are still the same!"

"Are you done? Get out of here!" Jia Hui was obviously immune to the uninvited guest's words. He picked up a feather duster with an expressionless face and tried to drive her away.

Nonsense, not one of Yan Shu's poems is bad.

"Hey, hey, let's go now!" The uninvited guest nimbly dodged the feather duster's blow, and even twirled the piece of paper in front of Jia Hui's eyes with a smile.

"A few years ago, I said that I was too talented to write good poems. Then you should explain to me what this is!"

"Explain? Why should I explain to you?" Jia Hui sneered, and suddenly drew the feather duster in his hand towards the uninvited guest in front of him!
The uninvited guest was obviously familiar with Jia Hui's methods. He was not surprised at all by Jia Hui's sudden move. As soon as he kicked off his embroidered shoe, he jumped back lightly, and the other embroidered shoe accurately stepped on the chair behind him. He was very nervous. Silky stood on the chair and looked down at Jia Hui, who was holding the feather duster, and felt that she deserved a beating.

"What's wrong?! Why are you pretending to be confused? That's all. If you don't want to tell me, I'm not willing to listen. I'll go find Sister Xue!" After saying that, Lin Daiyu made a move to leave. But the right hand that tightly grasped the armrest of the chair would not let go even if it was life or death.
"Then you go, I won't stop you." Jia Hui sat on the chair without joy or sorrow, watching Lin Daiyu's pretentious performance, and even wanted to laugh a little.

"Don't worry about adults' affairs, little brat!" Jia Hui just didn't say anything.

"Ahem!" Daiyu cleared her throat, then looked at Jia Hui with a very gossipy expression, "Brother Hui, you can fool me, but others can't! Tell me, what's going on with Sister Xue's family?" Already?"

"No, no, no, I'm just here to make you angry!" Monkey Girl. Ah no, Lin Daiyu jumped back to the ground lightly, and then sat down on the chair she just stepped on, still with that playful smile on her face. .

"Stop reading it, stop reading it! Please stop reading it!" Jia Hui's barrage once again ignited the girl's shame. She saw the girl covering her face, twisting around in embarrassment and crawling under the table.
"Haha, you are still fighting with me, the little girl is still too young!" Jia Hui sneered, folded his arms and leaned on the back of the chair, watching the little girl lie back on the chair again.
Lin Daiyu took a few long breaths to adjust her breathing, then she picked up a clean teacup, picked up the teapot, poured herself a whole cup, and drank it all in one gulp.
"Hmph!" Lin Daiyu swallowed the tea and glared at Jia Hui fiercely, "Which pot should not be opened and which pot should be picked up? Why do I have to get married? Why do I have to marry a husband and raise children to waste my good martial arts skills? ? Besides, with my good martial arts skills, where can I go in this world?"

Alas. Jia Hui lamented in his heart.
She is such a literary young lady, why should I teach her to move around?
Now it’s better. Ever since I learned how to dodge and move from myself and the oriole, I no longer walk properly. I jump around like an unlucky monkey. Now I don’t even know how to wipe the place I just stepped on. Just wipe it and sit down
孽 孽!
Early this morning, this thing came here with Jia Min, who came to the county government to see his grandnephews. After giving his juniors a symbolic look, he rushed into his study room with this piece of paper and didn't do anything. I said hello to myself and recited the song "Fu Nishang" with full emotion and melody.
I was so embarrassed that I almost dug out a three-bedroom apartment with my feet.

And according to Jia Min's temperament.
Anyway, you can't get away with a feather duster.

Jia Hui was about to speak but stopped
Girl, are you, the legitimate eldest daughter of the Imperial Censor’s family in the right capital of the Metropolitan Procuratorate, going to the world? Are you really afraid of making Uncle Lin angry to death?
Besides, you do have some strength, but so far you have only had fair discussions with your family on the school field. How have you ever experienced real gangster tactics?
With your appearance, I'm afraid that on your first day in the world, you would be stunned and imprisoned by some tavern owner who took advantage of you, and then drank it into a puff, right?

"Huh!" Seeing that her strategy didn't work, Lin Daiyu naturally sat back on her chair, as if nothing had happened.
"So, what's going on?" If you can't act rudely, you can only talk nicely.

"Bah, it sounds like you are very busy today. What are you going to do? Go to a brothel, a boat or a theater? Do you really think I don't know you have a rest today?" Lin Daiyu leaned on the chair with the same expression on her face. On the back of the chair, his tone was very arrogant.

Throwing the feather duster in his hand casually on the desk, Jia Hui sat back on the chair, raised his head and looked at the girl in front of him who was almost trained to be a monkey: "Tell me, you came here today, you must not just be angry. Mine, right?"

"Ah? Ah, it's okay. Anyway, it's your father and your mother who are in charge of your marriage. If you can get past them, then I definitely won't have any objections." Jia Hui curled his lips and said according to Lin Ruhai's temper , Daiyu dared to mention this matter to him, and Lin Ruhai dared to get angry and show up to her.

Feeling the disappointment radiating from Lin Daiyu, Jia Hui finally did not say the sarcastic words on his lips, and changed his words: "I'm going too far, tell me, what are you here to do!"

"Say what you have to say and fart if you have any. Do you think I'm free?" Jia Hui looked at the crazy girl with disgust.

Hearing Jia Hui's words, Lin Daiyu fainted instantly, obviously understanding what Jia Hui said.

"Oh my god, is it appropriate for a girl who has not yet left the court to live in a brothel and a boat?" Jia Hui couldn't help but worry about her "uncle".
"By the way, have you found your husband's family? Whose family have you found? When do you plan to get married? After getting married, do you plan to stay in Shendu or go to another place with your husband to take up a job? How to deal with the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law? How to deal with sisters-in-law and sisters-in-law? When do you plan to have children? How many children do you plan to have? How many boys and girls do you want?”

"Why, can't I honor my father and mother and live with them my whole life?" Lin Daiyu glanced at Jia Hui strangely, feeling that his eyes were really strange.

"What's wrong?" Jia Hui picked up the teacup and took a sip of the tea very naturally, pretending not to understand what Lin Daiyu was saying.

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!" The uninvited guest playfully stuck out his tongue and made a face at Jia Hui.
"Tsk, look at you looking for death!" Jia Hui sneered, showing great disdain for this low-level provocation.

"What are you talking about, adults and children? I am your cousin and we are of the same generation!" Lin Daiyu frowned instantly. She felt that Jia Hui disliked her!
"So what? My little Ya Nei and Jia Yun from my fifth sister-in-law's house next door are both the same generation, but there is a difference of more than ten years between them, right? Do you think they can talk about going together?" Jia Hui put on a look that said, "You are so rare."

"In the same way, we are more than ten years apart. After all, I am only nine years behind your father. If it weren't for your mother's relationship, he and I can be regarded as contemporaries. So, we There is nothing wrong with two people talking to each other as adults and children!"

"You are sophistry!" Lin Daiyu suddenly became unhappy and argued: "I am fifteen this year, and I am no longer a child!" followed by difficult words, such as "one generation is one generation", "cousin" "No matter how much age difference there is between you and your cousin, they are still brothers and sisters," etc., which caused Jia Hui, Huang Oriole and others standing on one side to burst into laughter: the atmosphere inside and outside the study was filled with joy. "Haha, okay, okay, I won't tease you anymore." Seeing that Lin Daiyu's face was getting redder and redder, and she was about to become angry and hurtful from embarrassment, Jia Hui quickly changed the subject, "So, do you really want to know?"

"Nonsense!" Daiyu, who was blushing, glared at Jia Hui fiercely. "No matter how she behaves, I will call her sister of the Xue family. She deserves to be cared for! Besides, you and I are cousins. Seeing that you and sister of the Xue family are not in love, I can't even say that I care about you? Look. You, whenever I open my mouth, you will try to push me with every word left and right. If a dog bites Lu Dongbin and doesn’t know a good heart, I will come over here!"

"Okay, okay, my fault, my fault!" Jia Hui gave a French military salute to show that I was afraid of you.

What if the little girl gets anxious and makes her run to Jia Min to complain?
Now in the whole Jia family, only the existence of Jia Min, the aunt and sister, can control him, Jia Taiwei. Jia She, his biological father, can't even speak as much as Jia Min glares at Jia Hui.

When the time comes, it won't be possible to defeat Mang Gesi in the desert, General Jia, the plateau butcher, or Jia Taiwei, who even destroyed the Three Kingdoms!
As long as she, Jia Min, raised her hand, Jia Taiwei could only say "Bitter!", and then he was slapped by Jia Min and fell to the ground. He gritted his teeth and was asked by Jia Min.
"Humph!" Lin Daiyu rolled her eyes at Jia Hui and came down the steps.

"That's all, since you don't want to say it, then don't say it. Who told me sister that I am a good and considerate girl?" The little girl rubbed her little face intoxicatedly, "But what you really want to say, That’s not impossible!”

See you in the picture!

"You are so considerate!" Jia Hui said sarcastically, but Daiyu just pretended not to hear.

"Well, it's actually not a big deal." Jia Hui sighed and told Daiyu the whole story.

"Ah? Are you trying to show off to you on your wedding night? In my opinion, Sister Xue's sister doesn't seem to be an unwise person?" Daiyu's face was full of doubts.

"Who knows?" Jia Hui shrugged nonchalantly, "Anyway, this mansion belongs to a certain family. No matter if she is a dragon or an insect, I have to sleep with her. Since she is showing off to a certain family, okay, No problem, let’s see if she can survive a certain family’s patience, or if a certain family domesticates her!”

As he spoke, the corners of Jia Hui's mouth began to pull back involuntarily, and his smile became more and more perverted.
"Tsk" Daiyu twitched the corner of her mouth, probably understanding what her cousin was thinking.

He. He seemed to be playing some very perverted things and enjoying it.
Tsk, I feel sorry for the Xue family sister for three breaths.

"Hey, that's not right!" Daiyu suddenly raised her head and looked directly at Jia Hui, "According to what you said, then brother, the Aunt Zhen you recently adopted, it's not like that."

"Ah, yes, that's right, it was done that night. What happened?" Jia Hui admitted frankly.

"You really have no shame at all!" Lin Daiyu looked at Jia Hui with an expression that she didn't know what to say, "But speaking of which, I have also met Aunt Zhen. She came to the house to have fun with her sister-in-law some time ago. , reciting poems by the pond in the backyard. Aunt Zhen happened to come over, so she asked her to compose poems together. Unexpectedly, the poems she wanted to write were quite organized and had an indescribable sense of familiarity!
Brother, you are really awesome, any person you choose to have in your house will be talented and beautiful."

"Familiar." Jia Hui thought for a while and smiled: "No, do you know where this Aunt Zhen comes from?"

Daiyu asked curiously: "What's the origin?"

"She, she was your mentor back then, the adopted daughter that Jia Hua and Jia Shifei presented to me! She was taught grammar by one person, so how can the articles she writes be different?"

"Ah?" Lin Daiyu's eyes widened with joy, "What a coincidence? Then we need to get closer and closer!"

"You need to be close and close to her, and don't go looking for Xue Baochai if you have nothing to do." Jia Hui poked her finger at the table and said, "Don't touch her until Xue Baochai and I decide the winner!"

"Okay." Seeing Jia Hui being so serious, Lin Daiyu opened and closed her mouth several times, but finally did not refuse.
"By the way, talking about poetry, brother, since we don't have enough talent, why don't you join our poetry club?"

"Haha, am I very free?" Jia Huipi said with a smile.

"Oh, it doesn't matter if you are idle or not, joining the society is the key!" Daiyu came over again to seduce Jia Hui, "Anyway, after paying the membership fee, you can be named in the society. In the future, when our poetry society accumulates poems to a certain extent, It must be published, and everyone’s name must be written on the front page!
If there are so many poems that can be famous all over the world, then you, the nameless person, can also benefit from the glory and literary reputation! "

"Oh? How much is the membership fee?" Jia Hui knew clearly that such a long map of the Yan Kingdom was finally about to be revealed.

"Hehe, no more, no more." Lin Daiyu smiled and stretched out five slender, waxy fingers, "Fifty taels!"

"Ha!" Jia Hui was so angry that she stood up, put her hands into her sleeves and rummaged around.

Lin Daiyu's eyes lit up, she stretched out her hands and held them in front of her chest, waiting for Jia Hui's fifty-two moments.
Snapped!
With lightning speed, Jia Hui pulled out a folding fan from his sleeve and hit Lin Daiyu's forehead, instantly knocking the little girl unconscious.
"No money, no entry!"

While Lin Daiyu was stunned, Jia Hui quickly fled the scene and went out.
There was indeed something going on today, and he even asked Tan Ji, who was embroidering clothes, to have dinner.

After all, Cui He and the others will start arresting them tomorrow!
(End of this chapter)