Soldier Assault: Rebirth Grassland Class Five Squad Leader

Chapter 19 But I Didn't Know Li Meng Would Have Children!

"Squad leader, can I ask for leave?"

Although Li Meng changed his style of painting, he still put that cheap-looking smile on his face.

Maybe he thought that this would make it easier for Ma Zhi to accept.

"Ask for leave? What kind of leave?" Ma Zhi asked.

Li Meng might have mistakenly felt that something was going on, so he quickly added.

"Sick leave, I'm calling in sick, I'm sick."

"I'm sick, what's wrong?"

Ma Zhi asked back, of course he knew that Li Meng was not sick, Li Meng just wanted to find a reason to be lazy.

Li Meng didn't know what to say for a while.

After all, if you say it lightly, I am afraid that Ma Zhi will not agree, but if you say it seriously, no one will believe it.

He knew it himself, and he felt that it was unjustifiable to say that he was sick.

But Li Meng's brain flashed, and then he preached again.

"Squad leader, I just don't feel well. Every month, I feel unwell for a few days."

"There are so many days in every month, is it possible that you still have your period?"

Ma Zhi replied angrily.

Li Meng's face darkened in an instant, and what he said sounded like a curse.

"He's just on his period, otherwise, he still has a few days every month!"

Old Wei was also joking around, anyway, he thought it was a fun and he had to take part in it.

"Yes, if you don't come for a few days in any month, it means he has it!"

Xue Lin also made a joke. After that, he looked at the dark-faced Li Meng and said to Li Meng.

"Li Meng, if you want me to tell you, don't listen to sick leave, just ask for maternity leave. The maternity leave takes a long time, including confinement, at least two months."

After Xue Lin finished speaking, he and Old Wei both laughed together.

This made Li Meng unhappy, only to hear Li Meng scold back.

"Xue Lin, fuck you, you're only on maternity leave, and you're on confinement."

Of course Xue Lin wanted to refute, he said to Li Meng.

"Li Meng, I'm not as capable as you. We don't feel uncomfortable for a few days a month, unlike some people, hahaha..."

Li Meng was speechless, he pointed to Xue Lin and Old Wei who were laughing happily.

But in the end, he didn't say a single threatening word.

Ma Zhi refrained from laughing. In fact, he didn't think it was so funny, maybe only Old Wei and Xue Lin thought it was funny.

His main target for Old Wei, Li Meng and Xue Lin was Li Meng.

"Don't think about asking for leave, unless you are really sick. However, I believe that if anyone in our class 5 is sick, let alone the sick person does not need to train, and the others do not need to train either."

Upon hearing this, the old Wei who had no formation started Li Meng's joke again.

"Li Meng, it would be great if you have one, and we can also get some light. By the way, I remember that there is a sow breeding book. I will look back, maybe I can help!"

"Screw you!"

Li Meng cursed back, and then said nothing else.

He discovered that now he is being targeted by everyone, and what he says will ultimately be his own disadvantage.

Right now, because of Lao Wei and Xue Lin's jokes on Li Meng, the Taoist priests in the cafeteria are full of joy.

But these joys had nothing to do with Xu Sanduo, he didn't seem to understand why these words were funny.

"Squad leader!" Xu Sanduo said, and he called Ma Zhi.

Ma Zhi turned around, looked at Xu Sanduo who was squatting in the corner, and asked Xu Sanduo in a calm tone.

"Xu Sanduo, what's the matter with you?"

Xu Sanduo hesitated for a while, and finally mustered up the courage to ask Ma Zhi.

"Squad leader, why does everyone not have to participate in training when someone in the class is sick?"

"Xu Sanduo, don't you understand this? Of course everyone is going to be escorts!"

Xue Lin rushed to answer for Ma Zhi.

"Yes, if you have one, we will not only accompany you, but also accompany the delivery!"

Old Wei also said that he didn't care about Li Meng's staring gaze at all.

Xu Sanduo couldn't understand, but now he knows how to ask people questions.

"Old Wei, what is a birth companion?"

Old Wei was taken aback by Xu Sanduo's question. It wasn't Xu Sanduo's question that made him unable to answer it, but that this question seemed to him to be too idiotic.

It can be imagined that Xu Sanduo is just a simple-minded, stupid guy, and Lao Wei immediately felt relieved.

He also felt obligated to let Xu Sanduo know more knowledge, so that Xu Sanduo could keep up with their pace, and he could also accompany them to make jokes about others.

"Accompanying childbirth means accompanying childbirth. Childbirth, you don't know, is childbirth!" Old Wei explained.

"Old Wei, you are enough!"

Li Meng was a little unhappy, and this topic was endless.

Xu Sanduo's eyes widened in surprise at that time, and what Old Wei said shocked his heart.

Seeing that Xu Sanduo was surprised, Old Wei didn't understand, so he asked Xu Sanduo.

"Xu Sanduo, what's wrong with you? Why are you so surprised? Could it be that you didn't even know you had a baby?"

Xu Sanduo hurriedly said, "No, of course I know about having a baby."

After hearing Xu Sanduo's words, Lao Wei still hadn't responded, but Xue Lin rushed to ask Xu Sanduo.

"Xu Sanduo, since you know you are having a baby, why are you so surprised?"

Xu Sanduo seemed very naive to say.

"When I was in my hometown, I saw other people's families give birth, and the baby was born from the belly, just like the piglets in my family. However, I heard people say that the children are all born by women, but I don't know. , Li Meng can actually give birth to a child!"

"flutter!"

Old Wei sprayed it on the spot, and Xue Lin was similar, but he didn't spray it on the spot. The reason why they did this was that Xu Sanduo's words were too shocking.

"Xu Sanduo, shut up!"

Li Meng got angry on the spot. Old Wei and Xue Lin usually made fun of him, and he was used to it. After all, this was their daily life.

But Xu Sanduo also made fun of him, and made such a joke, how can he not be angry.

"Li Meng, what are you doing?"

This time without Ma Zhi, Old Wei took the lead in stopping Li Meng.

"He berated me!"

Li Meng pointed at Xu Sanduo, with an expression about to explode.

"Why did he scold you, he was joking with you, can't you hear it!"

Old Wei persuaded with a smile, he had fun anyway.

"That's right, Xu Sanduo is joking!"

Xue Lin also followed suit, anyway, he also felt that today's fun was very enjoyable.

"Is he joking? This is a joke."

Li Meng then pointed to Xu Sanduo who had shrunk back to the corner and realized that he had said something wrong.

"Why is this not a joke, we are just joking!"

Old Wei said again, anyway, Xu Sanduo made him happy today, and he will not let Xu Sanduo be bullied by Li Meng again.

Ma Zhi watched the farce a little too much, so he also came out to stop it, he said to Li Meng.

"Li Meng, it's alright, Xu Sanduo doesn't know anything, that's why he's cheating, you made a joke that wasn't a joke, it wasn't his fault, and he was right, after all, it was you who made the joke first."

Li Meng was still very angry, and he refuted Ma Zhilai again.

"Squad leader, when did you joke, I didn't."

Ma Zhi said: "Why not? Could it be that you were just kidding me about asking for leave?"

You all had nothing to say in an instant, so he could only take another look at Xu Sanduo, and then re-logged to his side.

As for Old Wei, Xu Sanduo was frightened, so he comforted Xu Sanduo.

"Xu Sanduo, don't be afraid, Li Meng is just trying to scare you, and he is also very joking with you."

Sanduo raised her head again after hearing Lao Wei's comforting words.

When she saw the kind eyes of old Wei's head coming over, she even gritted her teeth and smiled.

And Xue Lin also gave Xu Sanduo a smile, and said to Xu Sanduo.

"Xu Sanduo, I usually see you dumbfounded, but I didn't expect you to be quite good at joking. Not to mention, your joke just now was really good!"

(End of this chapter)