X-rated simulation

Chapter 1 Two Golden Fingers

"Look carefully, the handsome man in front of you who is about to jump off the building because of despair, his name is 'Xiao Shuai', he is the protagonist of our story."

"His jump is really wonderful, ups and downs and terrifying."

"When he jumped down, the pupils of his eyes were magnified-the scene in his pupils was: Xiaomei and Dazhuang hugging, Sangbiao standing in the shadows and laughing, and his own bloody corpse lying in a pool of blood."

"He's dead, but his body makes creepy screams—everyone, please pay attention to the strange sound made by Xiaoshuai's body (there is a very horrifying background sound here)."

"..."

In the ears, there was a voice of movie commentary who could not tell the difference between male and female, and a scream from Midnight Horror.

The scream came from Su Li himself.

"Hey, how many times is this the first time? A dream comes to serial drama mode? It's even more disgusting than kimchi drama."

"I have to get up at six in the morning, and I can't think about it."

"I don't work hard to be a horse, how can the boss buy a horse?"

"Recite the "Heart Sutra" silently, meditate and stop reading, and fall asleep early, otherwise the day will be useless."

"Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, walk deep..."

Feeling the beating of his heart "plop", "plop", Su Li tossed and turned in the darkness.

At the same time as bursts of cramps were connected to the nerves, the voice of explanation that could not tell the difference between male and female came from the ear again.

"Look carefully, the handsome man in front of you who is about to jump off the building because of despair, his name is 'Xiao Shuai', he is the protagonist of our story."

"He jumped—"

The voice of the commentary seems to be still in the ear, penetrating into the body and mind.

"stop!"

"Stop jumping!"

"I'm the handsome guy you're talking about, right? But have I authorized you to broadcast it as soon as you hold it?"

Su Li frowned slightly, and reprimanded him in a cold voice.

It's just that this random action made the whole dream suddenly quiet down.

The video commentary also seems to be stuck.

The next moment, the commentary voice who couldn't tell the difference between men and women was finally able to tell men and women apart.

It's a female voice.

It's super pleasing to the ear, the kind that can make you pregnant just by listening to the sound.

It's just that the content of the explanation left Su Li speechless.

"Ah——I'm sorry everyone, I can't see Xiaoshuai anymore, and I can't use it at the request of the copyright owner..."

"Finally, Xiaoshuai is actually big and handsome. His real name is 'Su Li'. Please support the genuine version to watch it. The experience will be better, more obedient and more gentle."

"Family, see you next time."

The voice of the female commentator disappeared.

Su Li also felt the true peace of mind.

It seems to be completely different this time, but why is my heart a little empty?
It seems that... Some mysterious visions after repeatedly jumping off the building to die and being awakened did not happen.

In fact, the dreamlike voice, like someone talking in his ear, and the "rustling" sound of turning the pages of the book really made him doubt what was true and what was false.

Su Li sighed a little: I'm probably sick, I can't sleep anyway, there is no reason for this sadness.

"Forget it, why sleep? As a young man, can he still sleep at this age? Wake up!"

Su Li shook his head decisively.

Staying up late is really bad for your health, so just stay up all night.

Open your eyes.

There was a brief distortion of consciousness, the tension of the heart and nerves, and the pulling of the muscles and bones, as if being torn apart by a high-voltage current in an instant.

"hiss--"

Su Li shuddered and hissed.

In the next moment, a very absurd and complicated feeling arises spontaneously.

At the same time, the deep layer of memory was covered with crisp and numb memories like a tide, which made Su Li feel like he was being driven into the deep water wave after wave after drowning, and even his breathing frequency was completely disrupted.

The memory of the past suddenly became blurred, as if walking out of an immersive film and television drama.

And the original memory began to slowly recover.

Su Li had a sudden sense of Zhuang Zhou dreaming of a butterfly.

But soon, these feelings receded like the tide.

The scene in front of me also became extremely clear in an instant - the dome starry sky simulated by the crystal shadow, the quiet high oxygen curing room...

"I'm Su Li, a practitioner of ancient methods, the sixth-generation descendant of Tianji Pavilion No. 30."

"Since the catastrophe of returning to the ruins more than 3000 years ago, human beings have discovered a special gate of the void, through which they can enter the world of alien races with spirit, and learn some methods of cultivation from it."

"The alien world inside the Void Gate is named 'Tianshu World'."

"Afterwards, human beings use the method of 'virtual reality' to take the 'Tianshu World' as a virtual reality game with 99% fidelity."

"Since then, mankind has opened a new era of civilization, and centered on technology, ancient martial arts, and the practice of different worlds. While developing technology, it also pays great attention to its own evolution."

"Now is the end of June 3035 in the New Era. Through the accumulation of more than three thousand years in the 'Tianshu World', the human race has completely changed its look and entered an era of the peak of technology and ancient martial arts."

……

In the mind, the chaotic information gradually became clear.

Su Li was stunned for a long time.

"Did Su Li in this world suddenly acquire the memories and part of the experience of 'Su Li' in that earth, or did the 'Su Li' in the earth world travel to this world?"

"Who the hell am I?"

"I'm sure, I'm Su Li, Su Li from Earth!"

"I'm dead. I drank a bowl of Mengpo soup mixed with water, right?"

"Then reincarnated into this world, and it turned out that Su Li, the young master of the Tianji Pavilion, seemed to have an accident because of a relationship dispute with the master and junior sister. He regained his memory, or did I just go through the soul?"

"I am Su Li, why do I have to worry about memory awakening or soul wear?"

"Mental infighting is a disease that can be cured."

Su Li gradually became clear and relieved.

"Boom--"

At this time, there was a faint sound of thunder in his ear, which made Su Li's heart tremble, his soul throbbed, and his whole body couldn't help but tremble.

【Ding--】

[The life despair system has been bound. 】

【Are you very dissatisfied with your life? 】

【Are you disappointed in this world? 】

[Then please start to sink completely, completely despair! 】

[If you are not desperate enough, then the system will not be able to open the supreme VIP mode, and you can only use the ordinary member version. 】

[The heart does not die, the Tao does not live. 】

[Only when the old system collapses can a new order come. 】

[So, please the host try hard to despair, and then put it to death and survive, turn on the system's supreme VIP mode, and move towards the pinnacle of life. 】

Right now.

In Su Li's mind, a strange wind chime sounded.

Afterwards, a voice that could not tell the difference between male and female issued a mechanical voice prompt.

Su's heart skipped a beat.

He knew that this should be a cheat account - but, what the hell is it to make people desperate?

"Tongzi, what function do you have?"

"Could you introduce yourself?"

Su Li tried to ask in his heart.

However, the system seems to have limited intelligence and lacks the ability to communicate with the host, so there is no movement.

Su Li studied for a while, but in the end he could only pinch his big nose and admit it.

The system is ordinary but confident.

The method of use is also very simple, that is, after visualizing the system, you can call up the system panel.

Then, Su Li's personal information data will be displayed on the system panel.

Su Li looked at the system's data, and felt that the system had ignored his greatest strength.

[Su Li:
Age: 18.

Height: 187cm.

Martial arts realm: junior warrior (skin refining realm).

Soul Realm: Elementary Soul Master.

Cultivation methods: Derivation of Heaven's Mysteries (First Sight), Mystical Channeling (First Sight), and Heavenly Secret Soul Appraisal (First Sight).

talent:? ? ? (judged by this system, unknown time system).

……

For details, please touch here with awareness: Details of the property panel. 】

Su Li tried to click on the details page with his consciousness, but in the end it only recorded Su Li's eight years of humble dog-licking for his senior sister Mu Yunxi and junior junior sister Mu Shuangshuang in Tianji Pavilion.

Su Li had the memory of his previous life, so he was quite resistant at first, but now looking back at it again, the feeling is really indescribable - licking to the end, he not only lost everything, but also died.

Su Li closed the system panel and began to study the system instead.

[Life Despair System (Yuezi), bound host (Su Li)]

Version: Junior Member Edition.

Despair value: -1000.

Function 1: Label function: Label the host with a fate label. Currently, the labels "Sky Lonely Star" and "Senior Licking Dog" have been opened and posted.

Lone Star of Heavenly Evil: People around the host will be unlucky, and of course the host will be even more unlucky, so that they can comfort the people around them and make them feel that their luck is not bad.In this way, the host can enter the desperate situation faster, gain the despair value, and be reborn from the desperate situation.Ask the host to make friends and let them realize the true meaning of happiness with their own misery.

Veteran dog licker: Love is about going in both directions, but the host likes to go in one direction the most, and wants to be a toad to eat swan meat.The so-called naive without being hit, if you want to despair, you have to rely on emotional dimension reduction to hit.Please the host will continue to work hard, licking the sky, shaking the heavens and weeping ghosts and gods, touching the gods, and changing the destiny-licking a dog, there used to be a word called "affectionate".

Function 2: not open.

System Mall: Vision Symbol (100 Desperation Points) (valid for 3 days, installment payment available).

System quota: 10000 despair value. 】

……

Su Li shut down the system in a very complicated mood.

He'd never seen a system like this.

Family members, who knows!
"Tongzi, I don't want to embarrass you, even if you are my younger sister Mai Shiranui who doesn't know what to do, I don't want you anymore!"

"I want to return it!"

"Unbind!"

Su Li struggled inwardly.

only……

Struggling is powerless.

The system doesn't respond at all.

Lying in the shape of a "wooden" on this luxurious and soft azure blue hospital bed, Su Li could only silently digest these weird and incomparably real realities.

【Ding--】

"Stop stinging..."

[The emulator has been activated. 】

"Ok?"

Su Li was taken aback, the accelerated heartbeat directly caused a tingling pain in his heart.After the sound of "um", my throat became even hotter, as if I had been poured with chili oil.

It's just that these feelings will soon disappear.

There is nothing more exciting than a second look.

The blood in Su Li's whole body seemed to be on fire, and an inexplicable feeling directly hit his body and mind, and he was very sure - I was probably really going to rise up!
[The infinite simulator has been activated. 】

[Infinite Simulator: Host (Su Li)

Function 1: Life simulation (refresh daily): It can consume a certain amount of power of fate (it doesn't matter whose power of fate is, as long as the other party agrees), and simulate future life changes.

The number of simulations is equal to the number of remaining years of life of the host (Su Li), currently the number of simulations: 1.

Function 2: Simulation comment: After the simulation is completed, the simulator will comment, guide and teach the host's Sims, and can also comment on the host's real life independently to guide teaching.

Feature 3: ? ? ?
...]

The simulator situation is more concise.

It's just that the description was too clear, which made Su Li feel a little bad - what the hell is the remaining 1 year of life?

He is so benevolent, righteous, courteous, trustworthy, gentle, courteous and humble, how could his life be so short?
After thinking about it, Su Li called out the simulator and then the system.

The appearance of two gold fingers together is like a split screen in the middle of a monitor, without interfering with each other, which is rather strange.

The life despair system as a whole is light purple, and it looks like a dreamlike nobility.

The simulator shows an azure color as a whole, which is the azure color of "the sky is blue after the rain, and this color is for the future".

"Simulator, life review."

Su Li thought for a while, and ordered directly in his heart.

[It turns out that jumping off a building and dying would be such a miserable death?

It seems that I, Su Li, don't know anything about tragic characters.

Life is full of joy, so that the gold is empty for the moon.

In this life, I, Su Li, should be uninhibited and indulgent, indulge in life, and walk the sunny road in this world, so that I can live up to the splendor of life in this life.

Subsequent proposal: One yin and one yang are called Tao, and the simulator is the host's Yangguan avenue. 】

There are very few reviews of the simulator.

But every word is very incisive.

It really touched Su Li's heart - although in his last life he liked to find a different path and take those tree-lined trails.

Su Li looked at the two golden fingers in front of him, and couldn't help but fell into deep thought.

"One yin and one yang are called Dao, and the simulator is the Dao of Yangguan, so what kind of Dao is this life despair system...?"

"There is also a separate name 'Yuezi'? Yuezi? What kind of messy name?"

After Su Li studied it for a while, he could only give up somewhat disinterestedly.

After the excitement passed, the discomfort on his body became more intense, and the information from the simulator made him understand very clearly - if there was no change, he would only have one year to live.

However, he will not despair because of this, and there is nothing to despair about.

He had already remembered that he had indeed jumped to his death before crossing over, and he had died a miserable death, and the dream was probably a repeated interpretation of the final desperate death but unwillingness.

Before he died, his mad heart stopped.

The Shurangama Sutra says: When the mad mind stops, it will lead to Bodhi.

He doesn't have such a high realm, but he has completely let go of many things.

"Bangdang-"

At this moment, the door of the ward was pushed open heavily.

The first thing that catches the eye is a pair of straight long legs in white stockings.

With such slender and beautiful long legs, riding a mountain bike must be very exciting.

Su Li thought.

"Hey, brother, you haven't died yet, haven't you written your last words? To win sympathy and attention? By the way, if you disappear, then we will all be at ease, and I will still have the opportunity to be the young pavilion master."

The long-legged man walked in, holding two arms-thick, yellow-orange sticks in his hands.

This is a nutrition bar, which contains genetic repair fluid, which is very precious.

"Wait another year, and you'll probably die. Don't worry, Shuangshuang."

Su Li glanced at the little junior sister Mu Shuangshuang who was always talking very viciously, reached out and grabbed a nutrition stick, and prepared to take it directly.

However, when he put it to his mouth, he instinctively sniffed it.

Ok.

There seems to be no strange smell.

"I tried one and it was very comfortable."

"Master bought three for you. I was afraid that you wouldn't be able to make up for it, so I reluctantly took one for you to test the effect."

"The effect is exaggerated, the taste is not bad, and the potential is also stimulated smoothly-of course, I don't know if you are smooth or not, as long as I am smooth."

"Also, Master didn't come. She was very disappointed in your death, saying that you can't support the wall with mud, so if you die, everyone will be relieved."

"Elder Sister went to Tianshu World and hasn't come back for a long time. Her body is still in a deep sleep state, but the helmet in the game cabin is not running to match the dynamics of reality. Her vitality is relatively weak."

"By the way, can you be more careful?"

As Mu Shuangshuang spoke, her tone became a little manic.

She bent down, regardless of the overturning of the two peaks, grabbed Su Li by the collar, lifted him up, and threw him on the bed to sit.

Then he held the nutrition bar, like holding a dagger, and made the movements of stabbing Su Li in the mouth.

"Eat, eat quickly."

"If you can't die, come back with me quickly! It's too expensive here, if you continue to toss about, I won't even be able to pay for the hospital's accommodation!"

(End of this chapter)