Illiterate top class: three years of poor performance, become a superstar
Chapter 87 It's broken, it won't really have a reputation as a variety show (updates with
Chapter 87 It's broken, it won't really have a reputation for variety shows~ (1 contribution points + more)
"..."
"Miss Lin sent someone here." Meng Chao appeared out of nowhere with a box in his hand, "Just arrived."
Xu Nian: "..."
She clearly came here just now, so she turned around and asked someone to bring something over.
Even by the way?
It was obviously intentional and careless again.
Guys, what about it?
It's just playing a game. Could it be that the rich lady still has a bad liver?
"Waiting"
Xu Nian took the packing carton casually, and his right hand suddenly fell down, which was quite heavy.
I couldn't help muttering in a low voice: "Go and ask Mr. Zhang if he knows the old Chinese doctor, and show Miss Lin the liver."
"May I ask?" Meng Chao answered the question recklessly, his whole body rattling.
Xu Nian didn't even look at Meng Chao, and slowly opened the box: "Some people, although they are still alive, are actually dead."
Meng Chao: "..."
Don't dare to make a sound, don't dare to make a sound.
Open the outermost carton package, there is still a carton inside, but you can already see what it is...
It was a luxury that Xu Nian himself would never buy, a value-preserving, and actually useless luxury - a watch.
It is still the undisputed first name in the watch brand: Philippe.
Open the paper box, there is a wooden box inside, and then open the wooden box to finally see the real thing.
Xu Nian was still figuring out the details.
A voice next to it shouted: "Wow! It's the hottest new Philippe watch this year."
"?"
"5316/50P!" Meng Chao immediately began to talk like a few treasures, "Fei Li's another masterpiece."
"Ingenious combination of five complex functions sought after by watch connoisseurs: minute repeater, tourbillon, perpetual calendar, automatic return date display and moon phase display!"
"The public price is said to be 549 million!"
"I thought I would never see such a thing, but I didn't expect it..."
Xu Nian interrupted indifferently: "You little comrade, Bai has been with me for so long, and I haven't learned a bit of pragmatism!"
"The sum of these functions and other functions is not as comprehensive as a mobile phone worth several thousand yuan."
Meng Chao explained to himself: "The charm of machinery..."
Xu Nian shook his hand: "My evaluation is that machines are indeed attractive, but they have nothing to do with me."
Just happened to glance at the instruction manual, Xu Nian was amazed: "This shit still needs to be wound manually?"
Meng Chao: "..."
In a daze, he saw the inexplicable scene of Xu Nianman carrying the flag.
Xu Nian tried to put it on his hand and looked at Meng Chao: "Okay, I know you like watches, I'll give you one at the end of the year."
"You can choose it within 50 yuan, and it will be my personal year-end bonus for you."
The thought that had just arisen in Meng Chao disappeared, and he directly clasped his fists and saluted: "Thank you foster father!"
He knows it all too well.
No matter how much Xu Nian earns, it has nothing to do with him. Even his income depends not only on his personal performance but also on Xu Nian's wishes... Oh, yes, for every 1 million Xu Nian earns, he can get an extra 150 million.
Anyway, Xu Nian is willing to give him a year-end bonus personally, and he can pick any watch within 50 yuan, not to mention calling him a foster father, just knock one off.
Meng Chao didn't even bargain, saying that the watch was exchanged for money, and the reward was free, as long as there was it.
.........
Xu Nian tossed about for 2 minutes, and adjusted the time, date, and moon phase according to the instructions.
After all, for the sake of money, it seems to be okay for a few million things.
Then, he clicked on WeChat and found Lin Jianian's chat box. Considering that Lin Jianian said not to contact him before, he...
Click on the red envelope again.
Enter 002 and click send.
Then the red envelope is received.
"?"
As a question mark appeared, the WeChat call page popped up.
After connecting, Lin Jianian sighed softly: "Brother, I beg you, don't send me red envelopes next time."
"If you have something to do, send a message, and I will reply within 12 hours!"
Xu Nian asked lightly, "Why did you suddenly send me a watch?"
"What could it be?" Lin Jianian said casually, "Thank you for teaching me fishing, cooking, climbing trees, and picking up trash in games."
"Oh~ it's such a generous move." Xu Nian deliberately yin and yang, "Next time, let's be more practical and give money."
Over there, Lin Jianian gritted her molars tightly: "Fuck! Why don't you just give me to you!"
"I'm sorry." Xu Nian couldn't help being speechless, "Okay, hang up, take a good look, and see you later."
"See you."
"..."
After finishing the call, Xu Nian got up from his side and said, "Get ready, let's go to Hangzhou."
"Okay." Meng Chao responded quickly.
…………
…………
At 8 o'clock in the evening, Xu Nian's flight landed at Hangzhou Xiaoshan Airport.
Although the recording of the variety show will start tomorrow morning, Xu Nian rushed here ahead of time.
It's rare that there are no stuck points.
Several main creative members of the main crew came ahead of time...except for Li Cheng who was sleeping in the editing room.
"Brother Tree."
"Old Yang."
"Old He."
After the few people met, Xu Nian greeted them with a smile, then turned to look at Meng Chao: "I brought you some specialties from Huacheng, don't dislike them."
"Xiao Xu is too polite."
"Be careful~"
"Then we won't be polite." Lin Shu said with a smile, "Next time I go to the capital, give me face and let me treat you to a meal."
Xu Nian directly apologized: "I was wrong, Brother Shu!"
Yang Xiao, who was next to him, booed every minute: "Haha, I have seen someone who is not familiar with the scene after filming, but I have never seen someone tortured face to face after filming."
"It has to be Brother Shu." He Wu didn't let Xu Nian go, "We were all in the capital, and Xiao Xu bumped into Lao Yang on the show."
Xu Nian stood at attention honestly and was beaten: "Yes, yes, it's all my fault."
During the two days he stayed in the capital, he did nothing except rehearsal and recording on CCTV, and then appeared on the show.
At that time, the show was over, and before the end of the show, I had already slipped to Xiangshan to watch the night scene.
Then Huairou flashed across, and went north all the way, but he didn't meet a single acquaintance.
Talking and laughing, Yang Xiao mentioned tomorrow's recording: "Should I talk about it or not, I'm looking forward to tomorrow."
"What's the matter?" He Wu was very cooperative.
Yang Xiao winked immediately: "Our second uncle on the set can do it anywhere, but not tomorrow... Ah, right~ hahaha!"
He Wu answered quickly: "Suddenly I can't wait for tomorrow."
The two sang together, giving Xu Nian a wave of intensity first.
Lin Shu was also full of ridicule: "I have been on "Crazy Big Show" a few times, and the intensity is very high. I look forward to Xiao Xu's performance."
Xu Nian: "..."
He didn't say much.
On the other hand, Meng Chao, who was next to him, bowed his head and didn't care. He just thought that these people were really strong, and they could pose as the second uncle in filming. How could they be trapped by a variety show?
Give money with it?
Laughed.
Apart from CCTV, which of Xu Nian's schedules has the lowest appearance fee in the past six months?
500 million is a good price for friendship.
.........
The next morning, the recording of a new episode of "Crazy Big Show" started.
The format of the program is similar to Ace vs. Ace, but in terms of intensity, it is more like Hong Kong's award winners.
At the end of the recording, Lin Shu, who was soaked all over his body, had to be convinced: "I am convinced."
"If Xiao Xu doesn't make headlines in this episode, I'll take Xiao Xu's surname." Yang Xiao sighed while wiping off his sweat.
He Wu was also very embarrassed: "Yuu, you are worthy of being the second uncle."
The clean and tidy Xu Nian looked left and right, and said solemnly: "You are persecuting me again, I will remember this grudge!"
He thought that he was just acting badly, and it wasn't that he didn't have the effect of the show.
Regarding this, Lin Shu just sighed again: "You have to have a good reputation in variety shows."
Meng Chao: Broken!
……
The actual situation is even more exaggerated than what Yang Xiao said. The recording of the first step has just ended, and the rear step program group directly started to warm up the publicity.
Hot search topics are loaded quickly...
#"Crazy Big Coffee Show" new guest Xu Nian-
If you say more, you will add more!Don’t believe me, someone, I can’t wait all night, so don’t force me to kneel down with 1 contribution points~
(End of this chapter)
"..."
"Miss Lin sent someone here." Meng Chao appeared out of nowhere with a box in his hand, "Just arrived."
Xu Nian: "..."
She clearly came here just now, so she turned around and asked someone to bring something over.
Even by the way?
It was obviously intentional and careless again.
Guys, what about it?
It's just playing a game. Could it be that the rich lady still has a bad liver?
"Waiting"
Xu Nian took the packing carton casually, and his right hand suddenly fell down, which was quite heavy.
I couldn't help muttering in a low voice: "Go and ask Mr. Zhang if he knows the old Chinese doctor, and show Miss Lin the liver."
"May I ask?" Meng Chao answered the question recklessly, his whole body rattling.
Xu Nian didn't even look at Meng Chao, and slowly opened the box: "Some people, although they are still alive, are actually dead."
Meng Chao: "..."
Don't dare to make a sound, don't dare to make a sound.
Open the outermost carton package, there is still a carton inside, but you can already see what it is...
It was a luxury that Xu Nian himself would never buy, a value-preserving, and actually useless luxury - a watch.
It is still the undisputed first name in the watch brand: Philippe.
Open the paper box, there is a wooden box inside, and then open the wooden box to finally see the real thing.
Xu Nian was still figuring out the details.
A voice next to it shouted: "Wow! It's the hottest new Philippe watch this year."
"?"
"5316/50P!" Meng Chao immediately began to talk like a few treasures, "Fei Li's another masterpiece."
"Ingenious combination of five complex functions sought after by watch connoisseurs: minute repeater, tourbillon, perpetual calendar, automatic return date display and moon phase display!"
"The public price is said to be 549 million!"
"I thought I would never see such a thing, but I didn't expect it..."
Xu Nian interrupted indifferently: "You little comrade, Bai has been with me for so long, and I haven't learned a bit of pragmatism!"
"The sum of these functions and other functions is not as comprehensive as a mobile phone worth several thousand yuan."
Meng Chao explained to himself: "The charm of machinery..."
Xu Nian shook his hand: "My evaluation is that machines are indeed attractive, but they have nothing to do with me."
Just happened to glance at the instruction manual, Xu Nian was amazed: "This shit still needs to be wound manually?"
Meng Chao: "..."
In a daze, he saw the inexplicable scene of Xu Nianman carrying the flag.
Xu Nian tried to put it on his hand and looked at Meng Chao: "Okay, I know you like watches, I'll give you one at the end of the year."
"You can choose it within 50 yuan, and it will be my personal year-end bonus for you."
The thought that had just arisen in Meng Chao disappeared, and he directly clasped his fists and saluted: "Thank you foster father!"
He knows it all too well.
No matter how much Xu Nian earns, it has nothing to do with him. Even his income depends not only on his personal performance but also on Xu Nian's wishes... Oh, yes, for every 1 million Xu Nian earns, he can get an extra 150 million.
Anyway, Xu Nian is willing to give him a year-end bonus personally, and he can pick any watch within 50 yuan, not to mention calling him a foster father, just knock one off.
Meng Chao didn't even bargain, saying that the watch was exchanged for money, and the reward was free, as long as there was it.
.........
Xu Nian tossed about for 2 minutes, and adjusted the time, date, and moon phase according to the instructions.
After all, for the sake of money, it seems to be okay for a few million things.
Then, he clicked on WeChat and found Lin Jianian's chat box. Considering that Lin Jianian said not to contact him before, he...
Click on the red envelope again.
Enter 002 and click send.
Then the red envelope is received.
"?"
As a question mark appeared, the WeChat call page popped up.
After connecting, Lin Jianian sighed softly: "Brother, I beg you, don't send me red envelopes next time."
"If you have something to do, send a message, and I will reply within 12 hours!"
Xu Nian asked lightly, "Why did you suddenly send me a watch?"
"What could it be?" Lin Jianian said casually, "Thank you for teaching me fishing, cooking, climbing trees, and picking up trash in games."
"Oh~ it's such a generous move." Xu Nian deliberately yin and yang, "Next time, let's be more practical and give money."
Over there, Lin Jianian gritted her molars tightly: "Fuck! Why don't you just give me to you!"
"I'm sorry." Xu Nian couldn't help being speechless, "Okay, hang up, take a good look, and see you later."
"See you."
"..."
After finishing the call, Xu Nian got up from his side and said, "Get ready, let's go to Hangzhou."
"Okay." Meng Chao responded quickly.
…………
…………
At 8 o'clock in the evening, Xu Nian's flight landed at Hangzhou Xiaoshan Airport.
Although the recording of the variety show will start tomorrow morning, Xu Nian rushed here ahead of time.
It's rare that there are no stuck points.
Several main creative members of the main crew came ahead of time...except for Li Cheng who was sleeping in the editing room.
"Brother Tree."
"Old Yang."
"Old He."
After the few people met, Xu Nian greeted them with a smile, then turned to look at Meng Chao: "I brought you some specialties from Huacheng, don't dislike them."
"Xiao Xu is too polite."
"Be careful~"
"Then we won't be polite." Lin Shu said with a smile, "Next time I go to the capital, give me face and let me treat you to a meal."
Xu Nian directly apologized: "I was wrong, Brother Shu!"
Yang Xiao, who was next to him, booed every minute: "Haha, I have seen someone who is not familiar with the scene after filming, but I have never seen someone tortured face to face after filming."
"It has to be Brother Shu." He Wu didn't let Xu Nian go, "We were all in the capital, and Xiao Xu bumped into Lao Yang on the show."
Xu Nian stood at attention honestly and was beaten: "Yes, yes, it's all my fault."
During the two days he stayed in the capital, he did nothing except rehearsal and recording on CCTV, and then appeared on the show.
At that time, the show was over, and before the end of the show, I had already slipped to Xiangshan to watch the night scene.
Then Huairou flashed across, and went north all the way, but he didn't meet a single acquaintance.
Talking and laughing, Yang Xiao mentioned tomorrow's recording: "Should I talk about it or not, I'm looking forward to tomorrow."
"What's the matter?" He Wu was very cooperative.
Yang Xiao winked immediately: "Our second uncle on the set can do it anywhere, but not tomorrow... Ah, right~ hahaha!"
He Wu answered quickly: "Suddenly I can't wait for tomorrow."
The two sang together, giving Xu Nian a wave of intensity first.
Lin Shu was also full of ridicule: "I have been on "Crazy Big Show" a few times, and the intensity is very high. I look forward to Xiao Xu's performance."
Xu Nian: "..."
He didn't say much.
On the other hand, Meng Chao, who was next to him, bowed his head and didn't care. He just thought that these people were really strong, and they could pose as the second uncle in filming. How could they be trapped by a variety show?
Give money with it?
Laughed.
Apart from CCTV, which of Xu Nian's schedules has the lowest appearance fee in the past six months?
500 million is a good price for friendship.
.........
The next morning, the recording of a new episode of "Crazy Big Show" started.
The format of the program is similar to Ace vs. Ace, but in terms of intensity, it is more like Hong Kong's award winners.
At the end of the recording, Lin Shu, who was soaked all over his body, had to be convinced: "I am convinced."
"If Xiao Xu doesn't make headlines in this episode, I'll take Xiao Xu's surname." Yang Xiao sighed while wiping off his sweat.
He Wu was also very embarrassed: "Yuu, you are worthy of being the second uncle."
The clean and tidy Xu Nian looked left and right, and said solemnly: "You are persecuting me again, I will remember this grudge!"
He thought that he was just acting badly, and it wasn't that he didn't have the effect of the show.
Regarding this, Lin Shu just sighed again: "You have to have a good reputation in variety shows."
Meng Chao: Broken!
……
The actual situation is even more exaggerated than what Yang Xiao said. The recording of the first step has just ended, and the rear step program group directly started to warm up the publicity.
Hot search topics are loaded quickly...
#"Crazy Big Coffee Show" new guest Xu Nian-
If you say more, you will add more!Don’t believe me, someone, I can’t wait all night, so don’t force me to kneel down with 1 contribution points~
(End of this chapter)
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