Daming Zhu Di: Father, why aren't you dead? !

Chapter 224 A knife from the sky? !Li Sanlang: Everyone in the world is against you!An Lushan will not resist!
'Sanlang? '

Wu Zhao finished his sentence as soon as he finished speaking.

Li Er and Little Pheasant (Li Zhi) subconsciously turned their heads to look at Wu Zhao, with doubts and questions between their brows.

Wu Zhao, who had just experienced an intense Gu's three-way massage, could not help but feel his legs and feet weakened under the gazes of Li Er and his son, but he still had enough energy to speak.

"Sanlang is Li Longji, the third son of my son Li Dan."

'Li Dan. '

Li Er died early, of course he didn't know who Li Dan was.

Likewise, the little pheasant doesn't know either.

After all, in Little Pheasant's time and space, he was not even as advanced as Wu Zetian's concubine, and Li Dan hadn't been born yet.

"This boy is naturally intelligent and has the aura of an emperor."

"I once said that if the world is left in the hands of this son, the world will be peaceful. He will be the emperor of peace."

When Wu Zhao finished speaking, he frowned slightly.

She was also confused as to why the key word was Li Longji. Although she doted on this grandson, the throne should not go to him no matter what.

"I dare to ask the immortal master, Sanlang can ascend the throne and become the emperor."

Faced with the problem of this seventy-year-old woman, Ji Boying tried to save face.

"Ah."

Nodding slightly.

After receiving the immortal master's confirmation, Wu Zhao looked stunned for a moment, then calmly, with a smile on his face.

In recent years, after her political power was stabilized, she has engaged in more entertainment activities.

Although she spends most of her time concentrating on how to be happy with her male doting, this awesome woman always thinks of another question every time she wakes up from her dream at midnight.

That's what the future of this country should be like. Who will take over from him?

son?nephew?
Should the world continue the Wuzhou she founded, or restore Li Tang?

However, judging from the smile on Wu Zhao's face just now, and from deep in Wu Zhao's heart, she still prefers to return to Li Tang.

and.

The historical trajectory also proves this point.

In his later years, Wu Zhao re-established Li Xian as the crown prince, and most likely he deliberately condoned the Shenlong coup. Otherwise, with Wu Zhao's sharp methods, he would never have been removed from power so easily.

Especially before Wu Zhao's death, he personally drafted a will and actively asked to omit the imperial title in the will. As the empress of Emperor Gaozong of the Tang Dynasty, he chose to be buried with Gaozong.

After all, Wu Zhao did not choose to become a dynasty herself, but still became a woman of the dynasty.

After a while, I quit, and gave my parents a gift package for genocide (producer: Li Longji).

"Since Li Longji is the most talented king of the Tang Dynasty, why did the Anshi Rebellion happen?"

"Who is this An Lushan?"

"What is the connection between the Anshi Rebellion and eunuch regicide?"

Li Er frowned and subconsciously asked a series of questions.

At this moment, he really had too many questions in his mind that he wanted to clarify.

"Xiao Tang, you're overspending."

Lao Zhu, who was sitting next to him, reminded him warmly with a smile.

Lao Zhu's face was filled with a sense of superiority. After all, he asked questions at no cost. He could ask whatever he wanted.

Li Er is different, there are strict quantity restrictions.

It's like you spent a lot of money to buy a piece of equipment, and then a data-hungry guy full of artifacts walked across from you and sent you a mocking emoticon with a smile.

"What's the matter with you!"

Li Er couldn't bear it anymore, shouted angrily, and shouted back.

Anger was spreading all over his body. Looking at Li Er's posture, he seemed to be ready to have a fight with Lao Zhu on the spot.

In an instant, the audience was under the stage.

The princes and princes of the Ming Dynasty sitting on the seats were all stunned by the shout and fell silent for a moment.

Then, a moment later.

One by one, even the Pig Head Castle followed suit and stood up in unison, looking at Li Er with a gloomy look.

If you dare to get angry with the Great Patriarch of Ming Dynasty in the realm of Ming Dynasty, let alone Li Er of the Tang Dynasty, even if it is Qin Shihuang, even if Xuanyuan Huangdi comes here, you have to be honest.

The Ming dynasty’s surname Zhu was such a social person!

"Father, you have to bow your head when you are under the eaves...!"

The little pheasant moved beside Li Er, his face turned pale, and he lowered his voice and spoke.

after all.

There were dozens of people with the surname Zhu present, and if there was going to be a fight, his family of three would definitely finish.

Especially Li Zhi, who is not good at force.

"Rebellion?"

Just as the atmosphere in the entire main hall was solemn, a slightly cold voice sounded.

Simultaneously.

In an instant, phew...!
The sound of fire and wind suddenly started.

I saw a fireball with a radius of one meter appearing out of thin air at a height of ten feet above the main hall.

The fireball burned fiercely, and the blazing high temperature descended on the entire main hall, making everyone sweat and wet in an instant.

Under the pressure of this fireball, everyone's expressions suddenly changed.

"Brother calm down, brother calm down."

Seeing this, Lao Zhu spoke quickly.

He glanced at the fireball in mid-air from the corner of his eye, and couldn't help but twitch, it was so scary.

Then, he glared fiercely at the emperors and princes of the Ming Dynasty who stood up.

"Sit down, everyone! How dare you all! How dare you make trouble in front of your brother!"

"sit down!"

In fact, the moment the fireball appeared, these great men were already intimidated, and they all sat back with their necks hunched.

"I'll say it again."

"When you enter my school, you are no longer the emperor, you are no longer the emperor. You only have the status of student."

Ji Boying glanced at the descendants of the Zhu family sitting on the seats.

"From now on, whoever dares to cause trouble in class again."

The voice fell.

call out!
A shocking sound suddenly sounded.

Everyone was startled, and when they looked at it again, their pupils shrank sharply.

In front of the podium, there was a large watermelon knife half as tall as a man. The knife fell from the skylight of the Zuixian Tower and landed straight on the front of the podium.

"This knife will fall on his head."

hum.

Everyone was stunned when they heard this.

Oh my god, the sky will really strike with a knife, it’s so scary!

"Yes!"

The emperors and princes sitting on the seats all straightened their backs, and they were all sweating from their temples. They didn't want to go back with a machete on their heads.

After sorting out the classroom discipline a little, Ji Boying withdrew his gaze and turned to Li Er who was standing aside.

It has to be said that General Tiance is General Tiance.

From just now to now, except for the scene of the knife falling from the sky, Li Er didn't even blink an eyelid, as if he was not afraid of the three members of the family challenging the entire Zhu family.

Whether you can win or not is another matter, but you can't lose in terms of aura.

"I beg the Immortal Master to clear up my confusion!"

Li Er looked respectful and saluted again.

At this time, even Zhao Da, who was sitting on the chair with his head down and reading the contract carefully, raised his head and stared at the immortal master.

Zhao Da is thinking about a question.

Since the Immortal Master can answer questions for Li Shimin of the Tang Dynasty, can he answer his questions for himself? Li Shimin wants to know about the future generations of the Tang Dynasty, and he, Zhao Kuangyin, also wants to know about his future generations in the Song Dynasty.

For example, whether the Sixteen Prefectures of Yanyun were recovered.

"Why should I explain it to you?"

Ji Boying looked at Li Er calmly and left a rhetorical question.

Over and over again, if you answer Li Er's question in such an unrestrained manner, then everyone will follow suit and become accustomed to free prostitution. Will this business be possible in the future?

Li Er took a deep breath and remained silent for a moment.

"If the Immortal Master can help the people solve their doubts, the people can tell you three secrets about the court of the early Tang Dynasty!"

With the wisdom of Tang Tian Khan, he already knew that in this immortal master's world, knowledge is value, and so is the Eight Diagrams.

The voice fell.

Lao Zhu, A Biao, Lao Zhu Di and other Ming emperors and princes all had their eyes lit up instantly.

Mi Xin in the early Tang Dynasty is a bit interesting.

Zhao Da, on the other hand, frowned when he heard this, with a troubled expression on his face. He thought to himself, Li Er, is there something wrong with your brain? Do you want to play so big at the beginning?How can I follow this!
Zhao Da thought quickly in his mind, how many palace secretaries he had in the early Song Dynasty, and how many problems he could change in total.

"make a deal."

The moment the two words were settled.

Ji Boying glanced at Li Er's family of three.

"Knowledge".

In an instant, Ji Boying told Li Er roughly the whole story of the Anshi Rebellion.

Of course, this content is very rough and complicated. After all, Ji Boying doesn't have the time to organize the information.

Li Er's family of three immediately frowned and consumed the contents that appeared in their minds as quickly as possible.

The Anshi Rebellion lasted for eight years and was a turning point for the Tang Dynasty from prosperity to decline.

And because this was a rebellion led by An Lushan and Shi Siming, it was called the "An-Shi Rebellion" in historical records.

"Why is that so?"

After roughly learning the story of the Anshi Rebellion, Li Er was even more filled with doubts.

Ji Boying didn't answer immediately, and slowly sat down on the imperial chair in the center of the podium.

With a quick grab, the oversized watermelon knife that was half a person's height fell into his hand. He looked at the shiny blade and spoke lightly.

"When Li Longji came to the throne, he set things right from chaos, worked hard to govern, appointed wise men, and cared about the people, creating a prosperous Kaiyuan era. If he could die at the age of 60, his fame would be comparable to that of others in ancient and modern times, and they would definitely not exceed five fingers. "

"It's a pity that people become dim when they get old and only listen to what they want to hear." "That's why Anlu Mountain and the Anshi Rebellion came about."

"You can roughly understand the whole story this way. The biggest promoter of the Anshi Rebellion was Li Longji."

"Li Longji personally created the peak of the Tang Dynasty, and he also personally ended the great destiny of the Tang Dynasty."

"The Emperor Ming is also the one who wins, and the Emperor Ming is the one who loses."

Word by word, Ji Boying briefly reviewed the major events of the decades during the Xuanzong period of the Tang Dynasty.

From the perspective of history, the growth of Anlu Mountain during the Tang Xuanzong period was all promoted by Li Longji, who typically laid mine for himself.

If Li Longji hadn't been the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, many people would have thought that Li Longji was An Lushan's mastermind, or that he had been brainwashed by Fatty An.

It should be noted that during the reign of Emperor Xuanzong Li Longji of the Tang Dynasty, famous generals from all over the world gathered together.

Such as Gao Xianzhi, Feng Changqing, Ge Shuhan, Li Siye, Guo Ziyi, Li Guangbi, Cheng Qianli, etc. Everyone whose names are listed is a famous person in the world, and there are hundreds of thousands of elite troops in the Tang Dynasty.

During the Xuanzong period, the Tang Dynasty was not inferior to Taizong in terms of financial resources, military power, and national power.

But under such difficult and harsh conditions in Anlu Mountain, Fatty An finally rose up, and in just seven months, he raised troops from Fan Yang, and then captured Chang'an and Luoyang, and conquered this great power that stood proudly in the east. The Tang Empire was completely defeated.

Fatty An proved to the whole world that don't look down on fat people. If you are so fat, you dare to shave off the emperor!

Looking back, if it were not for Li Longji, Fatty An would not have been able to make such a big wave.

Back then, when Li Longji was still a wise emperor, in order to strengthen the court's control over the border areas, consolidate border defense and manage foreign ethnic groups, ten military towns were established in the border areas in the [-]th year of Kaiyuan.

These ten military towns were managed by nine Jiedu envoys and one Jinglue envoy.

Moreover, the envoys of these ten towns not only held real military power in their hands, but also held local financial and administrative power. The three powers were integrated into one, and they became the proper local emperor.

With Li Longji's support, An Lushan in the last years of Tianbao took over the military governors of Pinglu, Fanyang, and Hedong towns, and his number of soldiers and horses increased to 20. At the same time, he also took over the Longyou Qunmu and others. The envoy and director.

The official position of this pastoral supervisor is easy to understand. In the entire Longyou Ranch, he has the largest Anlu Mountain, and he directly turned the national troops and horses in Longyou Ranch into private armed forces.

When An Lushan woke up laughing in the middle of the night, he would inevitably shout loudly: My emperor is magnificent!

In addition to unconditional support, there is also Li Longji's absolute trust in An Lushan.

Since An Lushan vigorously developed private armed forces, in the past ten years, countless people have complained in front of Li Longji. Even ordinary people knew that An Lushan was going to rebel.

But Li Longji refused to believe him even if he beat him to death, and even said that it was useless to break the law. He even tied up those who reported that An Lushan wanted to rebel and handed them over to An Lushan for disposal.

Good guy, there is really no one who can do this without concealing one's actions.

It was under Li Longji's cunning operations that Fatty An quickly rose to prominence. He wanted soldiers, money, food, and horses, and the rest was to cause trouble.

Fatty An single-handedly started the Anshi Rebellion, sending the Tang Dynasty, which was prospering in national prosperity, directly onto the fast track to the end.

As for some of the more specific contents, especially about Li Longji's various military operations after An Lushan's rebellion, Ji Boying felt there was no need to tell Li Er again in public.

not to mention.

The Tang Dynasty was before the Song and Ming Dynasties.

Everyone present, whether they are the emperors, crown princes of the Ming Dynasty or Zhao Da, all know this. Only Li Er's family of three does not know. There is really no need to repeat it on the spot. Just use the "Comprehensive" function to tell what should be said. Li Er's family of three all drank in it.

Rejecting irrigation starts with you and me.

"Comprehensive" function - dedicated to starting point dehydration, the dog system is the cow.

"If you are more specific, ask Li Longji yourself."

After all, what can be said are major events that are going forward, and the details, especially personal choices, need to be asked to know.

For example, why did Li Longji believe in An Lushan without thinking? This question can only be answered by Li Longji himself.

Ji Boying calmly watched Li Er's family of three.

It was clearly visible that the faces of Li Er's family of three became extremely gloomy after learning what Li Longji had done, especially Li Er's old face, which was already extremely dark.

He thought that the Tang Dynasty was founded by force, and he was a military god of the generation, but the fate of the country would be overturned by a fat man.

"Master Immortal, can you take me with you this time?"

Old Zhu Di mustered up the courage to speak first.

He didn't actually eat Zhao Da's melons before, but he didn't want to miss Li Er's melons this time.

After all, he was also Taizong of the Ming Dynasty. Judging from the temple title, he and Li Er were on the same level.

Although there is an immersive fantasy, in Lao Zhu Di's view, no matter how real the fantasy is, it is not as good as watching it live. After all, the scene is serious and can make blood rush to the face.

"And I."

Zhu Laosi quickly spoke and followed.

"Me too!"

Xiao Zhu Si was afraid of falling behind, so he spoke urgently.

Ji Boying glanced at the three Zhu Di, and then looked at Zhao Da who was sitting on the seat. At this moment, Zhao Da had already put down the contract in his hand, and was obviously ready to take advantage of it.

From a melon farmer to a melon eater, the rapid change in identity made it difficult for Zhao Dapo to adapt.

"Ah."

"Both go."

Ji Boying did not reject the three Zhu Di.

After all, Zhu Di was also the Yongle Emperor, and in terms of China's historical status, he was not much inferior to others.

"A Biao."

Then, Ji Boying looked at Zhu Biao.

Abiao nodded, very familiar.

"Don't worry, Immortal Master, I will maintain order."

"Ah."

Nodding slightly.

Just as Ji Boying was about to start the time travel, Li Er suddenly interrupted.

Ji Boying frowned and looked at Li Er.

Li Er took a deep breath, cupped his fists and saluted.

"Master Immortal, can you lend me your sword?"

The voice fell.

Everyone looked at Li Er, who had a gloomy face, and then at the oversized watermelon knife placed next to the Immortal Master's chair. Looking at the glowing blade, they all couldn't help but mourn for Li Longji.

[Space-Time Express: Hello Mr. Li Longji, the extra-large watermelon knife customized by your grandfather has been shipped. Please sign for it in person]

"can."

This is Li Er and Li Longji's family matter, and Ji Boying does not intend to interfere.

Moving with his thoughts, under the anti-gravity, the large watermelon knife half a man's height flew up and landed accurately in Li's hand.

As expected of a martial artist, Li Er took the sword and waved it, and there was a whirring sound.

At this scene, Li Zhi, the little pheasant beside him, frowned. The little pheasant was thinking about which weapon he should use. After all, he was not good at force.

Swish.

Following the Immortal Master's thought, Lao Zhu, Lao Zhu Di, Zhu Laosi, Xiao Zhusi, Li Er's family and Zhao Da disappeared from the main hall.

At the same time, in the main hall, the 36D holographic projection was turned on.

....................................

Tianbao time and space.

In the thirteenth year of Tianbao, Huaqing Palace.

The entire palace is built with a mountain on its back and a mountain on the Lifeng Mountain. It is large in scale, has magnificent buildings, and has towers and pavilions all over Lishan Mountain.

This palace was the Li Palace Villa that Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty and Yang Yuhuan would visit every October to avoid the cold and stay healthy before returning home at the end of the year.

Because the palace is famous for its hot springs for health care, the Huaqing Palace is also known as Huaqing Pool.

Spring cold showers in Huaqing Pool, hot spring water slides and gels.

After a thousand years, if you go in and take a look at these pit bathhouses, you will see a red grandfather.

Nonsence!

Huaqing Palace East District, Liyuan.

In the land of the Liyuan, there is an exquisite pavilion. This is where Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty and Concubine Yang taught Liyuan disciples in the Huaqing Palace.

Li Longji is good at music, and Yang Yuhuan is good at man dance. "The Song and Dance of Colorful Clothes and Feather Clothes" has amazed several eras. If Li Sanlang is not the emperor, he is an excellent old talent paired with a beautiful lady.

"Old Book of Tang Dynasty: Rites and Music" records: Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty selected three hundred disciples of the Ministry of Music and taught them in the Liyuan, and they were called the disciples of the Emperor's Liyuan.There are hundreds of palace maids, also known as Liyuan disciples.

Trivia: Later generations called the actors the disciples of the Liyuan, and the theater the Liyuan disciples. They all originally originated from this.

At this time, there was laughter and music in the pavilion of the Liyuan.

"it is good!"

"Good dance!"

Above the head of the pavilion, an old man with the first signs of age spots, Junwu, and a plump woman sat together on a golden chair. In front of the table were fine wines, delicacies, and rare fruits and lychees.

At this moment, the old man was very excited, and the woman was equally happy, with every smile and every smile, charming and charming.

Yun Xiang's clothes are beautiful and beautiful, and the spring breeze is blowing.

If it weren't for Qunyu Shantou, we would meet at Yaotai.

And in the middle of the attic, there was an extremely fat, super fat man dancing.

The one who applauded was Li Longji, the charming woman was Yang Yuhuan, and the one dancing in the attic was naturally An Lushan.

Judging from An Lushan's body shape, it should be difficult to even walk, but the result is that An Lushan can perform difficult movements such as flying, stepping, jumping, leaping, and even spinning on the spot. There is no ambiguity at all. The huge body is like a top, spinning like a tiger with wind, which is simply a miracle of human kinematics.

Historical records: In his later years, he became fatter and stronger, his abdomen hung down past his knees, and he weighed 330 kilograms. He had to lift his body left and right with his shoulders every step of the way before he could move.When he arrived in front of Xuanzong, he performed a Hu Xuan dance as fast as the wind.

One kilogram in the Tang Dynasty was about 680 grams. If we convert An Lushan's weight into the current measurement unit, it would be more than 400 kilograms.

Just imagine, a super fat man with a big beard and weighing more than 400 pounds is dancing in a ballet circle in front of you. The scene and the picture are so refreshing.

"Yuhuan, Yang Guozhongfei said that An Lushan wanted to rebel, and that An Lushan did not dare to be called to the capital."

"Look, I have decreed that An Lushan is here right now. If the rumors are self-defeating, how can there be any talk of rebellion?"

"Even if everyone in the world rebels against me, An Lushan will never rebel."

"I have been on the throne for more than thirty years, how can I not distinguish between loyal and traitorous people with these eyes?!"

While watching An Lushan's graceful dance steps, Li Longji smiled and stroked his beard, his face full of confidence.

"Lu'er is dedicated to serving the country, and His Majesty has been so kind to him over the years. Why did he rebel, and why did he rebel?"

"My brother is the prime minister of the country, but he has too many worries. After a few years when the border town becomes stable, Your Majesty can transfer Lu'er to the capital as an official. After getting along with my brother for a long time, everything will be fine."

Yang Yuhuan looked at An Lushan with a smile, and did not forget to raise his voice.

"Lu'er, when you finish dancing today, my mother-in-law will bathe you again."

Looking at this big boy dancing in a spiral under the stage, weighing 16 kilograms and [-] years older than herself, Yang Lizhi's eyes were full of maternal doting.

When An Lushan worshiped Yang Yuhuan as his godmother, Yang Yuhuan personally "bathed" An Lushan, which was a blast.

Perhaps, this is the alternative maternal love of childless Yang Yuhuan.

(End of this chapter)