Daming Zhu Di: Father, why aren't you dead? !

Chapter 273 Mad Hammer Dance! Datang Pumpkin Club!

"Why is this dead eunuch everywhere?"

Among the villagers of the Zhu family who were watching the live broadcast of Datang Xing in the Zuixian Tower of Hongwu Time and Space, Wuzong Zhu Houzhao frowned subconsciously when he saw Ju Wenzhen, the eunuch who had just been beaten to death. He was obviously disgusted with him.

From the bottom of his heart, Wu Zong Zhu Houzhao did not hate the profession of eunuchs. It could even be said that he liked these little brothers who had played with him since childhood.

At that time, Wu Zong even personally trained the Eight Tigers of Zhengde, which were famous at home and abroad, but the prerequisite for liking them was that these eunuchs could become obedient dogs that worked for him, instead of Ju Wenzhen who dared to bully the emperor and ride on his master's head. A wicked servant who behaves wantonly.

"Ju Wenzhen was the first de facto eunuch leader after the system of eunuchs in charge of the imperial army was formally established during the Dezong period of the Tang Dynasty. He held the military power of the imperial army and held an important position in the privy council. Naturally, this person was indispensable for deposing and establishing the emperor."

The person who explained it was Zhu Jianshen, the Chenghua Emperor, the leader of the second emperor class of the Ming Dynasty.

At this moment, in his seat, Xuande Emperor Zhu Zhanji had a hint of pride in his eyes, as if he was telling other descendants present that you all have to be grateful for having such a good ancestor like me.

Emperor Xuande of the Ming Dynasty and Dezong of the Tang Dynasty were both emperors who ushered in the era of eunuchs in power. However, Emperor Xuande thought that he had done a very good job by enabling eunuchs, and he just gave these eunuchs their own auxiliary gold cards.

Unlike Tang Dezong, even the right to use his account has been transferred.

As for the Northern Song Dynasty people from Zhaojiazhuang sitting in the outer parish on the right, they all showed no sign of any fluctuations in the matter of eunuchs disrupting the government.

Although the Song Dynasty was ridiculed by later generations as the "weak Song Dynasty", in the end, looking at the three hundred years of the Northern and Southern Song Dynasties, no eunuchs had ever had exclusive power in any generation. In the Song Dynasty, eunuchs were just transparent and professional handymen.

The reason for this situation is simple, because the Song Dynasty did not need eunuch power.

First of all, we must understand why there is such a thing as eunuch power. The emergence of eunuch power is not conjured out of thin air, nor can it be created by the eunuchs themselves, but is given by the emperor of a certain generation.

The main reason why eunuchs can appear on the stage, whether it is the Han Dynasty, the Tang Dynasty, or the Ming Dynasty, is because the civil servants or generals in the court are too powerful and have formed a clique, which poses a great threat to the emperor's imperial power. Therefore, the emperor New reliable forces need to be introduced to check and balance the court.

For this reliable force, the best choice is naturally the eunuch around you.

But the Song Dynasty did not need it. During the three hundred years of the Song Dynasty, the court was always filled with cliques among civil servants. As long as the emperor's power was in place and the civil servants had a good balance, he would be able to rule the world.

"here we go."

at this time.

There was a voice coming from Jingtai Emperor Zhu Qiyu who rarely spoke in class.

Straightforwardly.

Everyone stopped talking and just stared.

"Oh! Blood splattered in my eyes!!"

Longqing Little Bee, who had just been beaten into a pig's head by the Jiajing Immortal and the young Zhu Houcong, suddenly covered his eyes and screamed. The Jiajing Immortal next to him raised his leg and kicked him.

"This is Master's fairy painting, how can it splash into your eyes?!"

"You idiot!"

Say it.

Feeling that he was beyond angry, Jiajing kicked Zhu Zaijing twice, thinking that after he breaks through the Nascent Soul, he must internally train himself, improve his own flesh and blood, and give birth to high-quality offspring.

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at the same time.

In the time and space of Yongzhen of the Tang Dynasty, Penglai Hall.

At this moment, Feng Ning's quiet palace has completely turned into a place of blood. The pungent smell of blood permeates the air, making people feel sick to their stomachs.

I saw that under the leadership of General Tiance Li Er, this gang of Tangjiapu people with an average age of over 50 fought bravely and pushed the eunuchs who were in front of them, who had no power to restrain them, to the ground one by one. hammer.

"Brother, luckily you reminded them to bring weapons."

Lao Zhu clicked his tongue and looked at the lively scene in front of him, with eagerness in his eyes. However, as the Taizu of the Ming Dynasty, he was not suitable to participate in the multi-player sports of the Tang Dynasty.

"Ah."

Ji Boying nodded slightly.

The eunuchs and others in the palace did not bring weapons into the palace. After all, in their opinion, there was no need to take any protective measures against a mute.

In addition, Li Er and others attacked from behind. These eunuchs were not prepared at all. Under the headshots of small golden melons, they fell to the ground and twitched one after another.

of course.

There was also scattered resistance.

For example, the Jiedushi envoys and their envoys, after reacting, tried to resist with fists and kicks.

Li Er would often choose to deal with such tough problems personally. Although Admiral Tiance's boxing and kicking skills were not as good as first-rate, they were more than enough to deal with these three-legged noobs.

What's more.

From the moment the multi-person movement of the Datang Golden Melon Club was announced.

Zhao Da's position has already changed. Zhao Da's eyes are indifferent, his hands are clasped behind his waist, and he is standing quietly at the threshold of Penglai Palace. Anyone who wants to escape from Penglai Palace will He was solved by Zhao Da with a ruthless axe.

This can be regarded as the previous friendship between Lao Zhao and Lao Li.

such as.

Liu Guangqi, who had been very arrogant before, had better luck this time. He was not hit in the head, but was hit in the shoulder by Wu Zhao's hammer. After reacting, he tried to break through the palace gate guarded by Zhao Da.

At this time, Zhao Da had already twisted a pair of arms with one hand, and at the same time suffered a heavy blow from the jade ax on the chest. Both rows of ribs were completely broken, and the whole person lay on the ground like a wriggling maggot.

This multi-person movement organized by the Datang Golden Melon Association did not last long.

After all, it was a surprise attack from the rear. After Xiao Jingua hit his head, all the seven or eight people in the Penglai Palace were killed in minutes. They were all lying on the ground half-dead. The least injured ones were concussed and injured. There were multiple powder fractures all over the body.

As for the serious one, half of his head had been smashed, and he was lying on the ground frothing and thrashing.

After the exercise.

The people in Tangjiabao, headed by Li Er, all turned their blood-colored eyes on Ju Wenzhen, who was standing next to Li Song.

At this moment, Ju Wenzhen was completely confused and stupid.

All this happened so fast that he couldn't react at all.

By the time he reacted, it was already over.

He subconsciously stared at the group of people in front of him, and his pupils shrank sharply.

"Why is it you again?!"

This sentence blurted out almost subconsciously.

After finishing speaking, Ju Wenzhen was stunned.

'Um? '

‘Why should I say again? ! ’

‘Hiss~ Why do the bones in my body feel so painful! ’

But when he saw Dezong Li Shizhi, who was also holding a small golden melon, his eyes were straightened. How could the dead be still alive? !

His legs instantly began to feel weak.

"You bitches, I let you eunuchs be in charge of the imperial army to defend the royal family and the emperor. How dare you rely on the military power in your hands to rebel wantonly! You forced the palace to dethrone the emperor and establish the emperor. !”

At this moment, Dezong Li Shi finally understood the reason why his father Li Yu had slapped him several times when he came up.

It really deserves a fight!

He even wanted to slap himself twice.

Originally, he only thought that these eunuchs would be more arrogant. After all, it would be better to be more arrogant, so that they could deter the generals. However, he never expected that these eunuchs would become so arrogant as to the emperor!

He can even force the emperor to abdicate and bypass the emperor to establish a prince!

Hear the words.

Ju Wenzhen, who looked confused, had no time to think about anything. An idea flashed in his mind and he grabbed Shunzong Li Song beside him. A shiny golden dagger appeared in his hand and pressed it against Li Song's neck.

"Don't come here, everyone. If anyone dares to come, I will kill him immediately!"

Seeing this, Dezong Li Shi was even more furious. He didn't expect that the eunuch he trusted the most would always carry a knife with him. He probably had it with him when he was with him.

Li Er narrowed his eyes slightly, and all the people in Tangjiabao behind him stopped in their tracks.

Of course they didn't want to see Li Song being stabbed to the throat by this dog eunuch.

then.

Ju Wenzhen was about to take Li Song hostage and walk towards the gate of Penglai Palace.

In order to ensure that today's forced palace was foolproof, he had already mobilized three thousand Shence troops into the Daming Palace in advance before entering the palace. As long as he stepped out of the Penglai Palace, it meant he was saved.

He made up his mind to let the three thousand Shence Army directly kill the group of people in front of him and the Emperor Li Song. At worst, he would announce that Liu Guangqi was plotting regicide and he would lead his army to pacify them.

(Liu Guangqi is squirming on the ground at this time)

(Are you polite?)

And right now.

Tang Shunzong Li Song, who was holding a wolf hair, took advantage of the fact that Ju Wenzhen's attention was on Li Er and others. The wolf hair in his right hand suddenly rotated in the palm of his hand. While taking half a step back, with the force of thunder, his right hand instantly scratched Ju Wenzhen's neck. Pass.

Buzz~!

This is a sonic boom caused by a sharp blade cutting through the air.

Ju Wenzhen suddenly froze, her pupils trembling violently, and she looked at Li Song beside her with an expression of disbelief.

Li Song's face was calm and indifferent. The tip of the ink pen in his hand was no longer the original ink, but an extremely sharp knife with a little blood on the tip.

thump.

Ju Wenzhen's eyes widened as he knelt upright in front of Li Song. The dagger in his hand clattered to the ground. He subconsciously covered his neck with both hands. He opened his mouth to speak but could not utter a single word. Blood flowed through his fingers. His body gushed out, his body gradually fell to the ground, he twitched a few times, and finally died.

Seal the throat with one blade.

The eunuch Ju Wenzhen only remembered that Li Song was a mute emperor who could endure any trouble and allowed others to bully him. He had long forgotten that Li Song personally led an army to suppress the rebellion and fought bloody battles with the rebels in the wilderness for more than forty days. He wore battle armor and charged into battle in person, killing not one hundred but eighty enemy troops with his hands.

As an emperor who has gone through bloody battles, how can he not be proud of himself?

This sudden scene, in the blink of an eye, stunned Li Er and others.

Especially Li Er, looking at Li Song in front of him, his eyes flashed with admiration for this descendant. Li Song's performance was obviously far beyond his prior expectations.

"Brother, this Li Song is very aggressive. He is not as weak as the history books say."

Lao Zhu also looked slightly surprised, obviously shocked by Li Song's move.

"Ah."

"The history books of the past dynasties were written by historians, and there is a certain deviation from the facts."

Ji Boying nodded slightly.

There are not many recorded deeds of Tang Shunzong Li Song in the history of the Tang Dynasty. Most of his experiences can be summed up in the word "grievance". Basically, he accepted the situation, but it may also be hiding his clumsiness. After all, if he didn't hide his clumsiness, he would have suffered in the late Dezong Dynasty. In such a political environment, it is very likely that he, the crown prince, would die before he ascended the throne.

After the sword was sharp and sharp, Li Song looked at Li Shimin and the others.

although.

He was actually confused in his heart. He originally thought that today must be the end of the game. He planned to die together, but he didn't expect it to end like this.

The main figures of the eunuch group, such as Ju Wenzhen, Liu Guangqi, and the Lieutenants of the Left and Right Guards who were in charge of the Shen Ce Army, were all killed by the ancestors of the Tang Dynasty!

As long as these people are dead, then he, the emperor, Li Song, can turn defeat into victory. As emperor, he can legitimately return the power of the imperial army to the imperial power, and then eradicate the newly established eunuch group in one fell swoop.

This is what Li Song was thinking.

Then, he knelt down with a plop.

"Unworthy sons and grandsons, Li Song, pays homage to all our ancestors!"

Except for his father Li Shi and his grandfather Li Yu, he didn't know who the ancestors in front of him were. He could only roughly confirm the identity of Empress Zetian based on her gender. Regardless of who she was, he worshiped her first. The words fell.

Everyone was stunned again.

"Brother, this kid can actually talk! Isn't he mute?!"

"Zangzhuo! This is definitely Zangzhuo!"

Lao Zhu was surprised.

"Ah."

Ji Boying nodded slightly.

If the guess is correct, Li Song should have deliberately staged a stroke before he ascended the throne to let everyone in the world know that he had become mute. He probably did this to relax the eunuchs' vigilance, so that the already established eunuch group would think he was Li Song was indeed an incompetent person, and he successfully ascended the throne.

Otherwise, once exposed, he may not even be able to ascend the throne.

"Aren't you mute?"

Li Er looked at his son and grandson in front of him and was quite surprised. The news he got from the immortal master was that he, the eleventh emperor of the Tang Dynasty, should be a mute emperor.

Hear the words.

Li Song first looked up at his father Li Shi, with a bit of resentment in his eyes, and smiled helplessly.

"Return to your ancestors."

"Before I succeeded to the throne, the imperial military power in the capital and the political power in the temples were all in the hands of the eunuchs. I had to show weakness and make myself look like a chess piece that could be manipulated at will in order to avoid being manipulated by these gangs. The eunuchs were afraid, and then they successfully ascended the throne."

These words also expressed the desolation and sadness in Li Song's heart.

As the crown prince, Li Song had no choice at all.

Without the support of eunuchs, it would be impossible to ascend the throne.

If after the death of Dezong, these eunuchs did not choose to support him as the crown prince, then he, the crown prince, would definitely have to return to the west, because history has proved that few deposed princes in the world have been successful after the death of the late emperor. , can still live well.

Especially, the era when eunuchs were in power.

"You kid, you do have some brains."

Wu Zhao heard this and nodded in praise. As a woman who had been killed by both the emperor and the prince of the Tang Dynasty, Wu Zhao obviously had the right to speak.

'really. ’

After Ji Boying listened to Li Song's self-report, he realized that the reason was almost the same as what he had just guessed. Li Song deliberately hid his clumsiness in order to save his life. For him, the only way to save his life was to successfully ascend the throne.

"Just a few words of advice for you."

At this moment, Ji Boying spoke calmly.

The immortal master spoke.

Everyone's expressions were startled, and Li Song looked at where Ji Boying was, with doubts in his eyes. After all, among the people present, there was only one person who was not wearing a dragon robe, so he obviously didn't fit in with the group.

"You idiot, why are you still standing there?!"

"You are lucky to have the immortal master give you advice!"

When Li Er heard this, his face was overjoyed and he spoke repeatedly.

Ever since he met the Immortal Master, he has been thinking of ways, hoping that the Immortal Master can give him guidance in the Tang Dynasty just as he taught the Ming Dynasty. In Li Er's opinion, now is the biggest opportunity!

This is a small step for Li Song, but a giant step for Tang Dynasty!

Li Song, who was kneeling, was stunned when he heard this.

‘Immortal Master? ! ’

‘Could this man be an immortal who came to this world! Bring my ancestors of the Tang Dynasty to appear? ! ’

Li Song was filled with horror, and he did not dare to delay his movements at all, and he quickly bowed and saluted.

"Li Song pays homage to the Immortal Master!"

Ji Boying lowered his eyes slightly, looking at Tang Shunzong, who should have made a difference in the history of the Tang Dynasty, but in the end he had no choice but to become a transparent person.

"You remember."

"Reform is not accomplished overnight. You should work towards it slowly, set small goals first, and use the accumulation of small goals to hit the final barrier. Instead of just one-size-fits-all as you are doing now, the situation you are in today is just the result of your blind innovation. Bad consequences.”

"In addition, the scholars you are currently using, such as Wang Shuwen and Liu Zongyuan, have a heart for innovation but have no ability to innovate. It is best to choose someone else."

Ji Boying's words were quite to the point.

In any dynasty or generation of reforms like the Yongzhen Reform, even the novice suit is not equipped, and you have to fight the final BOSS.

It's like a vicious dog descending into the latrine - seeking death.

For example, when it comes to taking back the military power of the Forbidden Army, the first thing to think about is how to divide the power of the Forbidden Army in the hands of eunuchs. At the very least, find a way to quietly replace a group of middle-level generals in the Forbidden Army, so that some of the Forbidden Army can actually obey. The emperor's order, and then gradually expand the results.

It definitely does not mean that you close your eyes and issue an edict, send someone to the Forbidden Army to take over the military power, and that's it.

In the era when the imperial power was at its peak, this kind of operation was indeed a matter of an imperial edict from the emperor. But in an era when the imperial power was declining, this edict ordering others to hand over military power was no more than a piece of waste paper, and it would also provoke the other party to start a group.

"I heard?!"

Li Er looked at Li Song and scolded him sternly.

This look is very much like Lao Zhu yelling at his Zhu family brats.

hum.

Li Song, who was kneeling, heard this and quickly saluted.

"Li Song will carefully follow the teachings of the immortal master!"

Ji Boying glanced at Li Song and didn't say anything else. He mentioned Li Song a little bit, but simply because Li Song was a capable king, he couldn't bear to kill him.

Then, his eyes glanced at Li Er.

"Li Shimin, your questions have been answered. It's time for us to go back."

‘Li Shimin! ’

The moment he heard this name, Li Song's heart skipped a beat. This was the ancestor of Tian Khan whom he admired most!

He originally thought that the person taking the lead was the great ancestor Li Yuan (Tang Taizu was the posthumous grandfather of Li Yuan, great-grandfather of Li Shimin, and Li Hu, one of the Eight Pillars of the Western Wei Dynasty).

Li Songang wanted to kowtow to his ancestor alone.

Swish.

Only the wind moves.

Li Song looked at the hall again, and there was no one standing except for the group of eunuchs lying half-dead on the ground.

‘He comes and goes without a trace, he is indeed an immortal in the sky. ’

Take a deep breath.

Li Song firmly wrote down the words given by the Immortal Master just now. As if he was in a dream, he looked at the place where the Immortal Master and all the ancestors disappeared, and was silent for a long time.

After a while.

Bow body.

Li Song picked up the golden dagger that Ju Wenzhen had left on the ground, then silently walked towards the group of eunuchs and eunuchs who were squirming in the palace, and began to finish the work.

Killing someone without a follow-up knife is no different from committing suicide.

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Hongwu time and space, Zuixian Tower.

Swish.

One after another figures appeared on the podium out of thin air.

Ji Boying returned with Lao Zhu, Zhao Da, Liu Bang, and the Tangjiabao group headed by Li Er.

Different from the previous operation of bringing back the emperor of the corresponding time and space, Ji Boying did not bring Li Song back to Zuixian Tower this time.

The reason is simple.

The core members of the eunuchs of Shunzong of Tang Dynasty were basically hammered to death by Li Er and other Tang ancestors with the little golden melons in their hands.

And political fighting is sometimes as simple as death, and the situation is destroyed.

Next, as long as Li Song summons his cronies in the court in time, and when the remaining eunuchs don't know anything, he can create an information gap and use lightning speed to remove the military power and government power from the eunuch's hands. By taking back the imperial power, the eunuch group that has become powerful can be suppressed on a large scale.

Only when he holds the power of the imperial army can the emperor truly be qualified to mention the word "cutting down the feudal vassal".

"Thank you, Master Immortal, for clarifying my doubts."

Li Er stood on the side of the podium and bowed to Ji Boying.

Behind him, Li Zhi, Wu Zhao, Li Longji, Li Heng, Li Yu, and Li Shi, all the people in Tangjiabao followed Li Er and saluted, and the family wanted to be neat and tidy.

"no need to thank me."

"You give lectures for me and I answer your questions. This is a very fair deal."

Ji Boying spoke calmly.

This fell into Li Er's heart, which made Li Er feel disappointed. What he wanted to do during this period was to find a way to break through this cold transaction relationship with the immortal master.

He, Li Shimin, doesn't want a relationship that can only last until the elevator entrance. What he wants is a long-term relationship in the future!

It’s best to be the one who can do it for free!

"Everyone go back to your seats."

The immortal master glanced at everyone present and said something calmly.

The princes and princes of the Great Tomorrow in the audience were all upright. Knowing that the Immortal Master was about to start classes, everyone in Tangjiabao sat back in the outer parish on the right, and Lao Zhu and Zhao Da also returned to their seats one after another.

Liu Bang, the great ancestor of the Han Dynasty, who was full of soy sauce, returned to the outer parish on the left thoughtfully. After experiencing this trip to the Tang Dynasty, he probably understood what the rules of this game were.

As long as you give lectures to these people named Zhu, you can know the future trend of the dynasty, which is a good deal.

For Liu Bang, the ancestor of Han Dynasty, of course he also wanted to know.

After Lu Fei, especially after the Zhu Lu Rebellion, what will become of the Han Dynasty he created, and whether there will be a king who dares to do it.

"Are you still playing?"

After thinking about it, Liu Bang glanced at Ying Zheng, who was sitting side by side. The First Emperor was still obsessed with the Rubik's Cube.

"roll."

Ying Zheng glanced at Liu Bang coldly from the corner of his eyes, and almost took action again.

"You old guy, why are you so grumpy? I didn't burn down your Afang Palace."

The words fell.

Zulong, who had been immersed in the Rubik's Cube, suddenly raised his head as if he had been electrocuted. The fierce anger in his eyes could not be contained again.

The Afang Palace that I spent a huge amount of money to build was burned down? !

Who did it? Stand up for me!

When Liu Bang saw Ying Zheng getting angry, he smiled, turned his head away and started whistling.

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