Daming Zhu Di: Father, why aren't you dead? !

Chapter 281 Lao Zhu: Draw the sword! Let’s go to Nanming! (7k words, please vote for me!)

‘Nan Ming. ’

Lao Zhu thought to himself, took a deep breath, and then turned to look at the rice paper panel at the back and the second line of words written on it: "The First Emperor of the Southern Ming Dynasty: The Glorious Life of Emperor Hongguang."

"Hongguang, glorious life."

"In troubled times, it would be difficult for him to put an end to the chaos and stabilize the country, to single-handedly maintain order in the country and take charge of the country."

Lao Zhu sighed and did not sit back in his seat.

He has long been familiar with the rules of the practical observation class. In the end, he has to go to the practice site in person, so even if he sits down now, he will have to stand up after a while, so he simply doesn't sit down.

"Father, protect the country's territory. This is the mission that runs deep in the blood of our descendants of the Zhu family. Why is it so difficult?"

After hearing what Lao Zhu said, Lao Zhu Di immediately stood up and spoke.

He is the ancestor of the Yan Fan bloodline. Any problems of the Yan Fan descendants present can ultimately be traced back to Zhu Di. Naturally, he has to say this.

As for Zhu Laosi, he was meeting Majapayi who was still in Jianwen time and space to enjoy the moon and eat cakes. As for Zhu Laosi, because he had urgent diplomatic matters, Ji Boying also sent him back to the sea in advance.

and many more.

Ji Boying was stunned when he heard the conversation between father and son.

The more he listened to the tone of these two people, the more he felt that something was wrong, and out of the corner of his eye he glanced at the hopeful eyes of the people under the stage.

Lao Zhu, Lao Zhu Di and this group of princes and princes named Zhu, do they think that the four words "Glorious Life" really represent a glorious and magnificent life experience?

Did you understand it literally?

The Immortal Master let out a dry cough.

Instantly.

Everyone no longer lamented the hardships of Emperor Hongguang. They all focused their attention on the Immortal Master and were ready to listen to the teachings from the Immortal Master.

"It's still the same old rules."

"Before we officially set off for the observation site, I want to explain to you the background of the observation site."

The immortal master finished his sentence.

This group of princes and princes of the Great Ming Dynasty all had their backs straight and listened carefully to the immortal master's words.

As for the foreign parishioners on both sides of the podium, the Tang and Song dynasties had just experienced the Great Tang Dynasty and the Great Song Dynasty, and they were all taking the time to conduct internal summaries. Zulong Yingzheng was still studying his 33rd-level Rubik's Cube and exploring the secret of immortality. Mr. Liu The third is continuing to prepare for lessons in the dark, but they are not paying attention to the content of the class.

"and many more."

Ji Boying's eyes narrowed slightly as he thought of something.

"There are still a few people missing."

As the words fell.

‘Short of people? ’

Just when everyone in Ming Dynasty was filled with doubts.

In an instant.

Swish.

Under the front of the podium, a fat body suddenly appeared.

This person who was specially summoned by the Immortal Master turned out to be Old Wanli, who came from Wanli time and space and had been expelled from school.

After Lao Wanli appeared, he was stunned for a few seconds, and then his eyes turned red. In the past few days since he was expelled, he didn't think anything was wrong at first, but after a few days, he suddenly A feeling of abandonment and loneliness suddenly emerged from deep in his heart, and he could no longer find the comfort of living alone in the palace.

This feels like.

Although you usually don't like to speak in the "loving family", when you are kicked out of the group one day, the feeling of loneliness of being abandoned by the family will inevitably arise in your heart.

It can also be compared like this: starting from a certain day, your Internet is disconnected.

"You traitor!"

When Longqing's little bee saw Old Wanli appear, he stepped forward and slapped Old Wanli on the face. Occasionally, he still had to show off his dignity as an old father.

It's just that Little Bee's figure is too thin, and Old Wanli is too fat. With this slap, apart from shaking the fat on Old Wanli's face, his body remained motionless.

"Dad, you hit me in the face, why is it swollen?"

Old Wanli's eyes were red, looking at the long-lost Little Bee Daddy, with some doubts, he subconsciously blurted out.

"........."

Long Qing's little bee touched his swollen face, which was the result of being beaten by Immortal Jiajing just now. Zhu Zaijing's face had been swollen too many times in recent days. He was numb and couldn't feel anything.

Just when Lao Wanli and Little Bee warmed up the little affection between father and son.

Swish.

There was another sound of wind.

Everyone subconsciously looked in the direction of the podium.

I saw three people appearing in front of Old Wanli. Judging from the looks of them, one was thinner than the other, and one was dressed more poorly than the other. The original brocade embroidered robes on their bodies were reduced to tattered strips of cloth.

But if you look closely at the appearance of the three people, it seems that they look exactly the same.

‘? ? ? ? ? ’

The emperors and princes of the Ming Dynasty looked at the three people who appeared. They were not surprised that these three people looked the same. There were many time and space homoplasms in their class, especially the group in the early Ming Dynasty, the three Zhu Di, The three Zhu Zhanji and the three Zhu Gaochi were already accustomed to these things.

They were just surprised, who is this guy? Why do you feel like you've seen it before? Why did the immortal master specially summon him again?

"Fu, Fu'er?"

Old Wanli looked at the three people in front of him in surprise. After being stunned for a moment, he called out a name that he couldn't believe.

'? ? ? '

When everyone else heard Lao Wanli's words, a series of question marks appeared on their foreheads.

King of Fortune Zhu Changxun?

Doesn’t this guy weigh over three hundred kilograms? !

Even Emperor Taichang and Emperor Tianqi, who belonged to the same era as King Fu Zhu Changxun, were stunned. Of course they were all familiar with Zhu Changxun. How could a super fat man of more than 300 kilograms be so slim now?

Is it possible that the dragon farm where the saint attained enlightenment has a miraculous effect on weight loss? !

At this moment, Zhu Changxun, who came from Wanli Daming Longchang, Taichang Daming Longchang, and Tianqi Daming Longchang, was stunned for a short time, and suddenly turned around and looked after hearing the voice of his long-lost old father.

When they saw Old Wanli, the three Zhu Changxuns were so excited that they burst into tears. They all knelt down and hugged Old Wanli's thighs. Colorless tears were flowing down his dark face. Afterwards, it was already dark when it fell.

"Dad...I, I, I'm hungry!"

This scene broke Lao Wanli's heart. I am a fat boy, how could I be as skinny as a bamboo pole?

Podium position C.

Ji Boying looked at the three people in front of him. Fu Wang Zhu Changxun, who had undergone two years of labor reform in Longchang, was quite surprised by their current body shapes.

These three people now look like they weigh more than 100 pounds, let alone 300 pounds, and they all look malnourished. It is estimated that if they are not taken care of carefully, they will have to be sent out in less than two years.

It seems.

Losing weight is not easy, as long as you are willing to go hungry.

"Brother, what are you calling these three people for?"

When Lao Zhu saw these three thin dog Fu Wang, he frowned.

He wanted to kill these prodigal descendants who were only greedy for pleasure and had never-ending desires, harming the people and plundering the people's wealth and anointment. In Lao Zhu's view, just punishing Zhu Changxun to go to Longchang to think about his mistakes was already a waste. Opened the great grace.

"I just said it."

"Before going to the practice site, you must first understand the background of the practice site."

Hear the words of the immortal master.

Lao Zhu looked at the three shabby lucky kings who were kneeling in front of old Wanli. After holding Lao Wanli and crying, these three lucky kings were asking old Wanli for food.

Facing the big boy from different time and space, Old Wanli looked embarrassed. He had no food on his body, and even if he had food, he would not dare to give it to him without the permission of the Immortal Master and the Grand Ancestor.

These three Fu Wang thin dogs were so noisy that Ji Boying threw his hands away.

Instantly.

In front of the King of Three Lucky Dogs, three white-faced steamed buns as big as a head suddenly appeared.

When the three Zhu Changxuns saw the white-faced steamed buns, they were like hungry wolves. They picked up the white-faced steamed buns and ate with closed eyes. Those who didn't know thought they were eating charcoal-roasted pig heads.

In fact, I really don't blame them for not eating. In the past two years, the three time and space Ming Dynasties have extremely strict prohibitions on Fu Wang Zhu Changxun, and no one is allowed to provide even a sip of water or a grain of rice to Longchang.

For more than 20 months, the three of them spent their time in Longchang eating grass roots and tree barks every day in their own time and space. There was no last meal, but the most delicious meal was the food they had to compete with the indigenous dogs. If it weren't for the fact that he was so fat, he would have starved to death countless times.

This scene made Old Wanli feel distressed, but he didn't dare to say a word. He was in a difficult situation now. He finally got the chance to return to Zuixian Tower. He had to cherish it, but he couldn't behave well.

However, Xiyu stepped forward with a smile, brought three cups of tea to the three Zhu Changxuns, and reminded them to eat slowly to prevent them from choking to death on the steamed buns.

"What the Immortal Master said."

"Nan Ming, could it be related to this evil boy?"

Old Zhu Di couldn't help but frowned when he heard the words.

How did Nan Ming get involved with Zhu Changxun?

He had a bad feeling.

"Fourth, please be disciplined and don't interrupt the Immortal Master's lecture rashly."

Abiao, who was sitting on the side of the podium, glanced at Old Zhu Di and gave a reminder.

Old Zhu Di nodded and sat silently, waiting for the immortal master's further lecture.

Ji Boying glanced at Old Zhu Di and said immediately.

"Pay attention to the theme of this practical observation lesson."

One word fell.

"I see!"

Wuzong Zhu Houzhao's eyes lit up and he stood up quickly.

"The first emperor of the Southern Ming Dynasty means that there are several emperors in the Southern Ming Dynasty."

The immortal master nodded slightly and gave Wu Zong a look to indicate that he should sit down first. The others are not fools. You still need to explain this.

"The four emperors of the Southern Ming Dynasty, Emperor Hongguang was the first emperor of the Southern Ming Dynasty."

"His name is Zhu Yousong."

As soon as these three words were spoken, it was immediate.

In a very depressed mood, Zhu Youjian, who was lying on the table drawing circles, straightened up instantly, his eyes wide open, full of disbelief.

None of the princes and princes of Ming Dynasty in the early and middle Ming Dynasty knew this name.

For example, people like Lao Zhu Abiao and Lao Zhu Di knew nothing except that the word "Yu" in Zhu Yousong's name meant that he was of the same generation as Zhu Youxiao and Zhu Youjian.

But in the late Ming Dynasty, Lao Wanli, Emperor Taichang, Emperor Tianqi, and Emperor Chongzhen knew who Zhu Yousong was, and they also roughly knew what kind of temper he had. Old Zhu's son was Xiaozhu, and this Xiaofu Wang was with There is not much difference between his father and Lao Wang Fu.

Zhu Yousong was born in the thirty-fifth year of Wanli. Old Wanli got this name himself and doted on his grandson. He named Zhu Yousong the king at the age of thirteen, and later he was named the crown prince of Prince Fu. The most devastated person was Zhu Youjian. He thought to himself that he didn’t have any sons, and that he had several sons. Even if the Ming Dynasty wanted to open a country in the south, it would have to be my son Zhu Youjian, right?

This is just like the fact that Zhao Gou of the Southern Song Dynasty was also the ninth son of Zhao Ji, Emperor Huizong of the Song Dynasty. He has a hammer relationship with Prince Fu? !

In fact, this really can't be blamed on the people in the south, it's all on Zhu Youjian himself. When the situation was tense, the ministers asked him to send the crown prince to Yingtian, Nanjing, to prepare a tire, but Zhu Youjian was jealous and suspicious. He was afraid that the prince would stand on his own in the south and would not agree to it.

After the city was destroyed and the country was destroyed, there was no news from any of his sons, and they could not show up through official channels, so they could not succeed to the throne.

"Zhu Yousong, the eldest son of King Fu Zhu Changxun."

Ji Boying added that this was specifically for the people in the early and mid-Ming dynasties.

hum.

When Lao Zhu and Lao Zhu Di heard this, his heart felt cold, and the bad premonition in his heart became stronger and stronger.

As the saying goes, the father is a hero, but the father is a fat pig with no merits. How can the son change? !

Everyone's eyes subconsciously fell on the three Zhu Changxuns who were eating white-faced steamed buns. These three skinny pigs seemed to be really hungry. They only saw the steamed buns and did not care about the word "Zhu Yousong" at all.

"See for yourself."

The immortal master finished speaking.

In an instant, the 36D holographic projection was turned on, with stunning Dolby sound effects.

The surrounding scenery changes instantly.

It is not a continuous scene, but a fast editing scene like a slideshow, which maintains a frequency of changing every three seconds. It roughly replays Zhu Yousong Yingtian's life before he ascended the throne.

The first half of this fat boy's life was not complicated. First, he followed his father, Prince Fu, to join the feudal clan. He dominated the feudal territory and successfully grew from a little fat boy into a fat tiger that was feared by every household.

Then the city of Luoyang was destroyed, and his father was cleaned and boiled by Li Zicheng. He himself escaped from the city in advance. He attacked Queen Fengfu and defected to her uncle, Prince Lu Zhu Changzi. Then he fled south with Prince Zhu Changzi of Lu, and finally with Nan The escaped kings of Zhou and Chong lived together in the boat at Huzui.

In March of the last year of Chongzhen, Zhou Wang Zhu Gongqi died on the ship. Zhu Yousong, who had been floating for several months in mid-March, finally landed ashore. At the end of March, the news came that the capital was destroyed and Chongzhen was subjugated.

In early April, the six ministers in Yingtian Mansion in Nanjing were quarreling. The core issue was who to support as emperor next. Shi Kefa of the Nanjing court and a group of Donglin Party members plotted to install Zhu Changzi, the well-known king of Lu, while Beijing The battalion eunuchs and several general soldiers from various towns in the south of the Yangtze River had their sights set on Zhu Yousong.

In the end, the words of the great man were verified.

Then where does the political power come from?

Big fists are the last word.

The holographic screen continued to change, and the voice of the Immortal Master sounded with Dolby Shock sound effects.

"Zhu Yousong won the support of Huang Degong, the commander-in-chief of the four towns in the north of the Yangtze River, and others. At the request of the officials in Nanjing, he announced the supervision of the country in Yingtian in April. He ascended the throne and proclaimed himself emperor in May. He changed his Yuan Dynasty to Hongguang and was known as Nanming in history."

The moment the words fell.

This projection screen finally settled on the scene of Zhu Yousong's ascension to the throne. A middle-aged fat man whose size was not inferior to that of the old King Fu in his heyday, barely stuffed himself on the dragon chair.

"It seems that it was a wise move for me to establish two capitals in the north and south."

Old Zhu Di couldn't help but sigh.

Nanjing Yingtian Mansion has a complete set of court teams, including the Sixth Department, the Metropolitan Procuratorate, etc. All the yamen in the capital have copies here.

In the peaceful and prosperous times, except for the Ministry of War (troop training) and the Ministry of Household (tax collection), all the other ministries in Nanjing basically drank tea, chatted and fished (except for Mr. Hai Rui’s years in the Nanjing Metropolitan Procuratorate). ), these people are basically a group of people who have reached the end of their political life.

But once there is a change in Shuntian, once the news of the destruction of the capital comes, the Nanjing court will immediately change from a spare tire to a regular one, and the successor can directly ascend the throne in Yingtian. The palace, yamen, officials, all personnel and facilities will be the same. Everything is available.

"We still have half of the country and hundreds of thousands of soldiers. How can we only defend it for seventeen years?"

Lao Zhu frowned and said in a condensed voice.

In Lao Zhu's view, even though when Zhu Yousong ascended the throne, there were strong enemies from the Qing army pressing down on the territory in the north, and there were Dashun peasant armies standing across the territory, and the generals under his command were all suspected of being private soldiers, making it extremely difficult to mobilize.

But these are all the sequelae of the country's subjugation. When Wanyan Gou crossed south, the situation he faced was not much better than this.

As long as you handle it properly, be motivated, be willing to use your brain to think of ideas, and play a few subtle trade-offs, it is still possible to regain the military power, or directly train the new army. After all, this will greatly affect the cohesion of the emperor. Still, there won't be much resistance to forming a new army.

Then they joined forces with Li Zicheng to attack the Qing Dynasty and jointly defend against foreign aggression. Preserving the Ming Dynasty was still not a big problem, because Li Zicheng's Dashun Army resolutely resisted the Qing Dynasty and would never compromise.

With this kind of operation, we can finally manage by crossing the river, which will lead to the destruction of the country.

"Seventeen years?"

Ji Boying glanced at Lao Zhu. It seemed that Lao Zhu still thought too highly of Hongguang Zhu Yousong, and then continued to speak with Dolby shocking sound effects.

"After Zhu Yousong succeeded to the throne, he reused Ma Shiying and other mediocre and treacherous ministers, and established the national policy of "uniting with the captives to quell the invaders and begging for peace with the captives". He also unilaterally attacked the Dashun Army (peasants) without reaching an agreement with the Qing army. Army) dispatch troops. "

As soon as these words came out.

Lao Zhu was stunned for a moment, his head was buzzing, and even his brain was hurting.

After reacting, he was furious and his eyes were wide open!

"madness!"

Old Zhu Di also slapped the table and stood up suddenly.

During the Ming Dynasty in Chongzhen, the reason why Lao Zhu was determined to quell the internal strife first before dealing with the outside world was because the Ming Dynasty in Chongzhen time and space had not yet collapsed, and there was enough time to stabilize the internal affairs.

The situation in Nanming is completely different.

The aliens have already stabbed themselves in the heart, and they are still fighting among themselves!

And even if we put aside the matter of national honor and disgrace, purely from a comparison of strength, after Li Zicheng's Shanhaiguan defeat at the hands of the Qing army, the strength comparison between the three should be: Qing army > Dashun army = Ming army.

Under this situation, how could it be that two weak people unite to fight against one strong person, and the principle of death and coldness is so simple that you don’t understand it? !

Then, beg for peace with the captives.

At this moment, Lao Zhu, Lao Zhu Di and other great princes and princes all subconsciously thought of Song Huizong Zhao Ji and Song Gaozong Zhao Gou who had just traveled to the Song Dynasty. This Zhu Yousong simply opened up as soon as he came up and directly became Zhao Ji and Zhao Gou. structural combination.

But no matter what Wan Yangou did, in the end he managed to save half of his country, and he also had the imperial power to suppress the courtiers and regain military power.

What do you Zhu Yousong have? My mind is full of shit!

Just when Lao Zhu, Lao Zhu Di and other great princes and princes were furious.

The Immortal Master moved slightly and came to the side of the rice paper panel. He raised his hand and picked up the ink-dipped pen on the shelf. The pen was flying and flying behind this "The First Emperor of the Southern Ming Dynasty: The Glorious Life of Emperor Hongguang".

He wrote four more words: "Toad Emperor".

‘Toad Emperor? ’

When Lao Zhu and others saw these four words written by the immortal master, their eyes were full of doubts. Why did Zhu Yousong have anything to do with the toad?

When the pen fell, the reverberating sound of the immortal master came again.

"After Zhu Yousong succeeded to the throne, in summary, he only did three things."

"First, posthumously honor his father Zhu Changxun and move him into the Ancestral Temple."

"Two, addicted to shooting."

"Three, catch the toad."

The moment '一' came out, the Jiajing Immortal under the podium had secretly retracted his neck, and the dagger-like eyes of Emperor Yongle and the two Zhu Gaochi (Jianwen Fatty in Majapahit) suddenly fell on his head. .

When the word "two" came out, Long Qing's little bee under the podium also felt his heart tightening, and secretly shrank his neck together with his father Jiajing Shenxian.

As for 'three', Xuande Emperor Zhu Zhanji, Yongle Xiaozhu, and Hongxi Xiaozhu were all startled when they heard this, but then they thought that they were just catching crickets. The emperor of crickets should not be the same thing as a toad. His neck just shrunk. He stretched it back again.

"After Zhu Yousong came to the throne, he favored evil spirits, ignored state affairs, sold his official positions, and squandered money. He especially loved to plunder and rob good women from all over the country, so that the people of Yingtian were in fear all night long if they had women. There were not enough women in Yingtian. People were sent to Hangzhou and other places to search, causing public resentment to boil."

"After working hard day and night, due to excessive shooting and lack of energy, Zhu Yousong suddenly came up with the idea of ​​using toads to prepare the heroic elixir, and ordered eunuchs to go out of the city every night to carry lanterns to catch toads."

"The common people send it as a gift: the Toad Emperor."

Hearing this, Lao Zhu, Lao Zhu Di and others were dumbfounded.

The country is already in such crisis, why don't you want to make progress? Don't think about how to take down the towns that have military power, don't think about forming a Beijing army, but think about how to play shooting in different ways every day?

Daqing is not only a combination of Song Huizong and Song Gaozong, but also a combination of Jiajing and Longqing, and only the bad side has been stitched together. How can he still open the country to Nanming? !

On the other hand, Longqing's little bee, when he heard that toads can be used to make medicine, his eyes lit up, and he silently wrote down the words "toads can be used as medicine" in his little notebook. It seemed that he wanted to go back and try it.

So much for words.

Ji Boying stopped talking.

In fact, there are many more glorious deeds Zhu Yousong has done, such as liking young girls and even killing them, liking male sex, and a boy died violently directly under his impact, and there are records of him killing his wife and children. .

All these.

It is currently unclear whether it is authentic historical data.

After all, whether it was the Donglin Party in Nanjing or the Qing Dynasty that killed Zhu Yousong, Zhu Yousong's views were the same.

But one thing cannot be erased.

That is, Zhu Yousong is indeed a fool and a hedonist. After ascending the throne, this guy may have discovered that although he was the emperor, he could not command the armies and horses of the towns and chose to give up on himself. He did not want to try hard, nor did he. That ability controls all the ministers and arrogant generals.

But it may be that Chun Chun's temperament is like this. After all, looking at his life before he ascended the throne, he really didn't do many human affairs.

The historical records are very clear. After the Qing army captured Yingtian, Zhu Yousong ran away with a group of his concubines. He first went to Huang Degong for a circle, and then a few days later he was rushed by a group of general soldiers under his command. The dragon boat was captured and presented to the Qing army.

After Duduo, the king of Yu in the Qing Dynasty, got Zhu Yousong, he ordered him to have his chains removed and tied up with a red rope. Then he had Zhu Yousong ride into the Yingtian Jubao Gate in a small sedan without a curtain, with a plain kerchief on his head and a blue robe on his body. Covering their faces with oil fans, the two concubines followed behind on donkeys. The people on the roadside all scolded them, and countless people threw rubble at them.

As an emperor of a country, it is evident that he was so spurned by his own people after his calamity.

In the end, Zhu Yousong was sent to Shuntian. Dorgon was kind to him and waved his hand to help him break the historical record and become the first, last and only emperor of the Ming Dynasty to be beheaded.

Zhu Yousong could not throw away the pot that destroyed the foundation of Nanming. It was Zhu Yousong who wasted Nanming's best opportunity to rule by rivers. After the fall of Zhu Yousong's Hongguang court, Nanming began to fall into a complete state. The chaos of warlordism and inconsistent government orders has completely turned into a mess.

Even the descendants of the Zhu family, Tang Dynasty and Tibetans, like Zhu Yujian, who had thoughts of recovery, were still trying to make up for the situation, which did not help the situation.

"The Southern Ming Dynasty founded by Zhu Yousong lasted only eight months before it collapsed. In the last month, Zhu Yousong was busy choosing a queen for himself, sitting back and watching Yangzhou be captured by the Qing army. After the fall of Yangzhou, it was massacred by the Qing army for ten days. Eight hundred thousand people were slaughtered."

"Historically known as the Ten Massacres in Yangzhou."

"In the same month, the Qing army invaded Yingtian and Zhu Yousong was captured."

The entire Zuixian Tower was so silent.

Eight months! Eight hundred thousand! Ten days of bloodshed!

The princes and princes of the Ming Dynasty in this building were all silent when they heard this number.

Pig Head Fort said in his heart: Damn, this damn fat guy is worse than me!

"Lao Zhu, how come your start in the Southern Ming Dynasty is not as good as that in the Southern Song Dynasty?"

Li Er listened with interest and made a joke.

At this moment, Lao Zhu was no longer in the mood to fight with Li Er, and the anger in his heart was already burning to the hair on his head.

If I were to measure Lao Zhu's blood pressure, it would be over 200.

Lao Zhu turned around and silently walked to his seat. He picked up the mace and slung it over his shoulder. Then he glanced at the crowd of emperors and princes under the podium. A fierce look suddenly appeared in his eyes, which made him look like a man in the world. The imposing manner of a gang leader.

"Draw the sword."

"Let's go to Nanming."

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PS: Attached is an easter egg, a power map of all parties in November of the first year of Hongguang.

(End of this chapter)