Daming Zhu Di: Father, why aren't you dead? !

Chapter 306 It’s useless even if the late emperor comes! I said it!

"LOL…!"

The moment Li Chun recited this series of mantras at extremely fast speeds.

Chen Hongzhi listened for a moment, then laughed, almost like a dog barking.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, everyone in the world praises you for your bravery and honors you as the King of Zhongxing."

"But in my slave's opinion, you are really a stupid and stupid royal pig."

"The mountain sorcerer who taught you spells back then was actually just a village guard in the slave's home village who couldn't please his mother-in-law."

After saying these words, Chen Hongzhi raised the golden dagger in his hand. The villain died because of talking too much, and the principle of change comes later. Although Chen Hongzhi, the eunuch, did not read many books, he still understood it.

"It's time to end!"

The golden dagger in his hand was pointed at Li Chun's heart and stabbed suddenly.

Of course.

Just when the tip of the golden dagger was about to pierce Li Chun's heart, only half an inch away from Li Chun's heart, Chen Hongzhi's movements suddenly stopped.

Not only Li Chun, but also the young eunuchs who held Li Chun down, all froze.

He found that his body could not move, and his eyes were full of fear.

'Um? '

Li Chun was stunned.

He subconsciously raised his eyes and looked up.

In an instant, ten faces came into view. Looking carefully, two of them looked very familiar to me.

"Father? Imperial grandfather?!"

When Tang Dezong Li Shi passed away, Li Chun was already in his twenties. Naturally, he knew his grandfather. As for his father Li Song, it goes without saying.

'become? Done? ! ’

‘I’m done! ’

Li Chun's eyes suddenly bloomed with great joy.

In his opinion, this was the effect of his ancestral curse, and he had indeed summoned the spirits of the ancestors of the Tang Dynasty!

‘Liu Micheng will not bully me! ’

‘I have indeed glimpsed the supreme immortal way! ’

Snapped.

Before Li Chun could laugh out loud.

The small golden melon in Li Song's hand was slapped on Li Chun's face with his backhand.

'? ? ? '

The smile on Li Chun's face froze when he was photographed with a pumpkin, but he did not dare to say anything.

after all.

He felt ashamed of his father.

Regarding how he came to power and how his father died, Li Chun naturally had a clear conscience. However, after he ascended the throne, as a vested interest, he did not avenge his father. Instead, he declared to the outside world The Supreme Emperor died of a sudden illness.

As far as this matter is concerned, the crime of unfilial piety cannot be dismissed.

After being scratched, Li Chun glanced at the others, secretly wondering about the identities of the others. After all, he invited his ancestors to come and did not clearly say who he invited, so the others must be his more distant ancestors. Ancestors.

Was there Emperor Taizong? !

"Give you a month."

"Cut off the power of eunuchs and depose the military envoys."

Just when Li Chun didn't know what to call these ancestors and was thinking about it, a voice fell on Li Chun's ears.

All of a sudden.

Li Chun was shocked again.

The whole person subconsciously turned out of the dragon bed and looked at the person who made the sound with a confused expression. He could confirm that the speaker was not his ancestor because he was not wearing a dragon robe.

"What are you doing standing there?!"

"Why don't you kneel down and salute the Immortal Master!"

Li Er raised his eyebrows, raised his leg and kicked Li Chun in the knee.

With great effort, Li Chun knelt directly in front of Ji Boying with a plop.

‘Immortal Master? ! ’

‘What I recited was obviously a mantra to worship the ancestors, not a mantra to invite gods. How come there are still immortals coming? ’

‘One for one please? This ancestral curse is such a bargain! ’

As a devout Taoist apprentice, Li Chun kowtowed to Ji Boying without saying a word, which made a loud bang.

Ji Boying's eyes narrowed slightly as he looked at Li Chun with burning eyes in front of him.

sometimes.

He also felt very sad.

These outstanding emperors in history, such as the First Emperor of Qin, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, or the Emperor Xianzong of the Tang Dynasty in front of us at this moment, why did they appear to be such heroic warriors in the early stage, but when their achievements were about to be accomplished and the world was at peace, they became like this. In order to seek Xian asked, no longer talking about science at all.

Especially in the Tang Dynasty, the question of seeking immortality was particularly serious.

Perhaps this has something to do with the fact that after the founding of the Tang Dynasty, Taishang Laojun Li Er was posthumously recognized as his ancestor.

Starting from Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty and Li Shimin, basically every generation of Tang emperors were taking elixirs with their eyes closed and mindlessly, and their life spans became shorter and shorter. Taking drugs has become a royal tradition, and there are even four or five people who took drugs for fun. Take off, die early.

After all, they are all heavy metals, and there are a few people in the world who can carry them like the Jiajing Immortal.

"Don't you understand what I say?"

Ji Boying said lightly.

He doesn't have time to talk to Li Chun here.

hum.

Li Chun's heart skipped a beat when he heard this.

"this…"

Cutting off eunuch power is not a big problem for him.

Li Chun finally came to his senses from what happened to the eunuch Chen Hongzhi just now. He felt that he was just a stupid pig for trusting eunuchs in the past few years, and was just following the old path of the previous emperors.

These birdless people should clean toilets!

During the reign of Emperor Xianzong, imperial power was always in hand.

As long as Li Chun is willing, under an imperial decree, the eunuchs can be stripped of their military power at any time.

But deposed Jiedushi.

This is a bit too difficult.

Although since Li Chun succeeded to the throne, he has been working hard to eliminate vassal towns and enhance the imperial power of the imperial court. He first sent troops to recover Sanchuan, pacified Liu Pi, killed Li Qi in the back, recovered western Zhejiang, and then pacified Huaixi and Li Shidao. The Mid-Tang Dynasty has reached At the peak of its power, the imperial court was no longer a symbolic imperial court, but possessed great real power.

Even the envoy of Wei Bo, one of the three towns in Heshuo, under the overwhelming power of the imperial court, took the initiative to return to the imperial court and expressed his willingness to obey the imperial court's orders.

however.

These look very beautiful, but in fact they only treat the symptoms rather than the root cause.

Regardless of whether they are the newly appointed Jiedushi envoys after being pacified by the imperial court, or the Jiedushi envoys who express their sincerity to the imperial court, they still have the local military, political, and financial power, and they absolutely control it with one hand.

As long as these three powers are in hand, if the imperial court is weak, it will rebel at any time, and it can separate one party at any time.

There is only one way to solve this problem, and that is to uproot it once and for all. No matter how you change the Jiedushi, it will be useless. The only way is to directly abolish the political and financial powers of the Jiedushi, and at the same time take back the Jiedushi's control over the army. Scheduling rights.

Only if Jieduzhi can no longer grasp this position with one hand can the problems of the feudal town be truly cured.

"Master Immortal, it's not that Li Chun doesn't want to, it's that he can't."

Li Chun's medicinal strength seemed to have passed away from the shock, and his whole mind seemed to have returned to a conscious state. Didn't he know that the only way to cure the problem of the feudal town was to abolish the Jiedushi?

but.

Since the reign of Xuanzong and Li Longji, Jiedushi has become the most important person. If the next edict is to depose Jiedushi, it will be equivalent to stripping away the vested interests of Jiedushi in the world. I am afraid that the world will be conquered the next day. On the contrary, the situation that was finally created collapsed in an instant.

"Let me ask you, among all the feudal lords in the world, which one is the leader?"

Immortal Master finished speaking.

Li Chun didn't even need to think about it, he just replied.

"Of course it's the three towns of Heshuo."

The mute emperor Li Song standing aside also spoke again at this moment.

"The three towns of Heshuo are left over from the Anshi Rebellion in the early years, and most of the people in these three towns are of Hu origin. These people do not have people's hearts towards the imperial court and are extremely easy to repeat. Even if the Jiedushi of the three towns are willing to sincerely hand over power to the imperial court. , the generals under his command will definitely not obey, and will either mutiny, or coerce Jiedushi into rebellion."

This is very practical.

The essence of the chaos in the three towns of Heshuo lies in the people, not in the military governors. To completely stabilize the three towns in Heshuo, there is only one way, which is to use strong military power to completely subjugate them to armed rule for twenty years and cure the people's customs.

As soon as Li Song said these words, Li Chun's eyes were dumbfounded.

"Dad? You, you can speak after you die?"

'Snapped. '

Li Song backhanded another small golden melon and slapped the other side of Li Chun's face.

Now both sides are swollen and symmetrical.

"Old Li, what do you think your descendants have done? You can't even control the local soldiers. You are so arrogant to create a Jieduzhi thing."

"Look at how Lao Zhao decentralizes power. That's called art."

Lao Zhu smiled and patted Li Shimin on the shoulder.

Hear the words.

Li Er's face was dark, and he raised his leg and kicked Li Longji next to him.

Li Sanlang, who was beaten by his ancestors, could only gasp in pain and dared not speak a word out of his mouth. The reason why the Jiedushi of the Tang Dynasty could have such great power was, to put it bluntly, since Xuanzong.

As soon as it started, coupled with the chaos in the world, it was completely unstoppable.

Holding the mace in his hand tightly, Li Er looked at Li Chun, but in the end he did not choose to take action.

after all.

After all, Li Chun was an excellent son-in-law. Although he had many shortcomings, it was not easy to reshape the imperial power of the Tang Dynasty and regain control of the feudal towns under the situation of separatist rule.

"Then you, start from the third town of Heshuo."

"The next decree is to abolish the Jiedu envoys of the three towns of Heshuo and divide the military, financial and political powers."

The immortal master glanced at Li Chun and said calmly.

"Remember, this is my mission for you."

"You only have one month."

Say it.

Ji Boying didn't give Li Chun another chance to speak.

"You don't have to say anything now. Just follow it with your eyes. What to do next and how to do it. You'll do it when you get back."

Ji Boying had already said before that what he wanted to do on this trip was to pass through the Tang Dynasty as quickly as possible.

Since you want to speed pass, you will naturally not spend so much time staying in Yuanhe time and space. After speeding through the Tang Dynasty, when the next class starts, you will help this Yuanhe time and space dethrone the Jiedu Envoy and control the world. The power was returned to the court, and a suitable crown prince was selected for Li Chun.

This way.

Extending the Tang Dynasty in Yuanhe time and space for hundreds of years is not a big problem in theory.

Because the death of the Tang Dynasty was actually the death of the vassal towns and eunuchs. The emperors of the Tang Dynasty after Xuanzong were either on the road to fight with the eunuchs, or on the way to eliminate vassal towns, or they were doing nothing and focusing on singing and singing.

"Brother is right. The three towns of Heshuo are the top of the vassal towns in the world. As long as the three towns of Heshuo are completely destroyed, other Jiedushi will be frightened. They will all hand over power on their own without the need for the imperial court to issue a decree."

Lao Zhu chuckled.

After all, in the face of power and life, I believe most people will still choose to take life.

At this moment, Li Chun's face looked even worse than if he had taken an elixir. If he could accomplish such a big thing in a month, he would have spent more than ten years struggling.

"Can't you understand the immortal master's words?!"

When Li Er saw the kneeling Li Chun with his head lowered and motionless, he struck hard with the mace in his hand, hitting Li Chun half an inch in front of him. Li Chun was so shocked that he almost jumped up.

"Evil son, this is Emperor Taizong, why don't you pay your respects?!"

Li Song took advantage of the sound and drank.

Buzz~!

Li Chun's pupils shrank when he heard this, and he looked up at Li Er, who was standing in front of him with a mace. After being stunned for a moment, his head was hit hard with a 'bang'.

The emperors of the Tang Dynasty, whether they were cowardly tyrants or wise emperors, all worshiped Emperor Taizong, and all yearned for the name of Tian Khan, who during the Zhenguan period, the Tang Dynasty suppressed all barbarians.

That is true invincibility in the world!

"You remember it for me."

"Since the immortal master gave you one month, you only have one month."

"If you can't complete the task given by the immortal master within a month, I will personally smash your head."

Li Er looked at his descendant coldly, showing no trace of the kindness of his ancestor.

"Unfilial son Li Chun, please obey Taizong's orders!"

At this moment, Li Chun gritted his teeth.

Now that things have reached this point, Emperor Taizong has personally given instructions. As the eighth grandson of Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, how can he refuse?

MD! I'm going to risk it all! That's it!

"Also, from today on, don't eat the elixirs you refined for the warlocks. What you eat are all fake and shoddy products. Not only will they not extend your life, they will also shorten your life."

Ji Boying looked at Li Chun for a while and said calmly.

The reason why this guy was so heroic for half his life and was so comatose in the last few years of his life was mostly due to a large amount of drug abuse. The side effects of the 'elixir' that Li Chun took were clearly recorded in the history books.

One, it is very easy to get thirsty.

Second, he is easily irritable.

From these two appearances, it is obvious that this TMD is a stimulant.

A dose of stimulants every day, let alone Li Chun, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty who lacked exercise, would not be able to hold on even if Nico came.

"what?"

Li Chun had a meal.

Fake? !

How can it be? My ancestral curse has obviously been successful! I have already had a glimpse of the immortal way!

"Eat this from now on."

When Li Chun was having mixed thoughts in his heart.

Suddenly, in front of him, there was a palm-sized plastic bag containing hundreds of small black pills the size of mouse droppings, which looked full of mystery.

"This is the Immortality Pill."

"One pill a day will ensure you live to be eighty-eight."

Hear the words.

Li Chun was overjoyed.

Immortals give medicine, and there is nothing wrong with it!

Under the envious eyes of everyone in Tangjiabao, including Li Er, Li Chun carefully put away the plastic bag.

"Immortal Master..."

Li Er moved his steps and cast a fiery look at Ji Boying.

That obviously means, I want it too.

Ji Boying glanced at the group of people in Tangjiabao, and as soon as he thought about it, everyone had a bag in their hands. Everyone was instantly overjoyed and put it away like a treasure.

Anyway, it’s tangerine peel pills that some primary school students love to eat. You can buy a big pack of them for 9.9 yuan on a certain treasure, which won’t kill anyone.

The human body is a very complex and metaphysical system, especially in terms of psychology and emotions. Relevant science has proven that when you believe that you can live to be eighty-eight under psychological suggestion, you have a high probability of living to eighty-eight.

This tangerine peel pill is the psychological suggestion Ji Boying gave to these people.

For these grievances of the Tang Dynasty who have been pursuing immortality for decades, if you spend time explaining to them that there is no such thing as immortality, and coupled with your status as an immortal, no one will listen at all, and they will only feel that you are cheating.

Lao Zhu, who was standing side by side with the immortal master, frowned slightly as he watched Li Erji put away the package of immortality pills preciously, but in the end he did not choose to speak.

He still believed what his brother had said to him at the beginning. There was no immortality in the world, and the emperor was no exception.

"next."

Ji Boying planned to pass through the Tang Dynasty in ten minutes, and even one more minute would not work.

The words fell.

"Master Immortal, wait a moment."

Li Chun suddenly stood up, with murderous intent in his eyes. Without any hesitation, he snatched the golden dagger from Chen Hongzhi's hand, and without saying a word, stabbed it into Chen Hongzhi's throat.

Without even looking at Chen Hongzhi, this dead eunuch turned into dead fish eyes.

At this moment, Li Chun looked like the Emperor of ZTE who suppressed the feudal towns in all directions.

Ji Boying just glanced at it and stopped looking.

According to the order of emperors of the Tang Dynasty, after Tang Xianzong Li Chun, there is Tang Muzong Li Heng.

The life of Muzong of the Tang Dynasty was relatively simple. He had been emperor for more than three years and did nothing. Most of the time, he was basically indulging in sex. The power of the government was in the hands of the eunuch Wang Shoucheng.

Then came the stroke, and finally drugged himself to death.

During his reign, the only thing Li Heng did was to implement the "tactic of eliminating troops." In order to save money for his own consumption, the first step he took was to cut military expenditures and reduce personnel.

With this operation, Li Heng simply didn't pay attention to the big bosses in the feudal towns who held military power in various places.

Boss of the feudal town: Today you are indifferent to me, but tomorrow I will make it impossible for you to reach a higher level!

As the imperial army was eliminated in large numbers, the forces in the vassal towns that had been relatively stable during the reign of Emperor Xianzong of the Tang Dynasty began to rise again, and they no longer paid attention to the imperial court.

The only thing worth mentioning about Li Heng is that Li Heng's three sons all became emperors one after another, and after each son ascended the throne, he posthumously named his mother the queen mother, so that in the Imperial Ancestral Temple of the Tang Dynasty, Li Heng had three wives to share with him, so it was a huge meal.

Ji Boying simply packaged up what Li Heng had done after he ascended the throne and gave it to the Tangjiabao surnamed Li in a "comprehensive" way.

The group of Emperors of the Tang Dynasty headed by Li Er clenched the small golden melons in their hands at this moment, with a look in their eyes: He must be punished!

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The Changqing time and space of the Tang Dynasty.

May.

Jingling, the imperial mausoleum of Emperor Xianzong of Tang Dynasty.

Today, the coffin of Emperor Daxing has just been buried. The new emperor led hundreds of officials, both civil and military, to observe the ceremony in this palace.

At this moment, in the imperial mausoleum, there is a large group of people kneeling and cheering. Behind the new emperor Li Heng in the front is Wang Shoucheng (eunuch) who has just been promoted to the Privy Council and has just been awarded the title of Kaifu Yiyi. Liang Shouqian (eunuch), the right lieutenant of Shence Army, the third division commander, General Youwei, and the merit envoy of Youjie, and Wei Yuanyu (eunuch), who had just taken over as the left lieutenant of Shence Army in place of the murdered Tutu Chengcui.

Half a foot further back is Chaozhong Wenwu.

This can be seen from the order in which the ministers approached the new emperor.

As soon as the new dynasty was established, the eunuchs were already the undisputed fathers. The government, military affairs, and financial power were all in the hands of the eunuchs. Those civil servants and generals had all become powerless hammers, even kneeling. One foot away from the emperor.

"How long will I have to kneel here? I still have to go hunting."

Li Heng looked impatient and asked Wang Shoucheng beside him.

Wang Shoucheng, an eunuch, started out as a supervisor in Xuzhou. After returning to the capital, he entered the East Palace and became Li Heng's chamberlain. Now that Li Heng has ascended the throne, he is naturally the first eunuch in the new dynasty.

His life record was extremely strong. He had been in charge of the highest power in the Ming Dynasty for fifteen years, and he could depose the emperor with just one sentence.

Wang Shoucheng, who was nearby, smiled.

"Sage, please wait a moment. Today is the ceremony for the Emperor to stay here after all. The saint still needs to stay here for one day and one night."

Hear the words.

Li Heng frowned.

"one day one Night?"

"I can't bear it for an hour now."

"Besides, my father is already dead, so there is nothing left to protect."

"I want to keep you here, I'll leave first."

Say it.

Li Heng stood up and turned around to leave.

Eunuchs such as Wang Shoucheng, Liang Shouqian, and Wei Yuanzu stopped trying to dissuade Li Heng from his willful behavior. Instead, they were happy to see this scene.

After all, in their opinion, an emperor like Li Heng who only cares about vocal music and cares about nothing is their favorite big treasure.

"No saint!"

When the civil servants saw Li Heng getting up to leave, their expressions suddenly changed, and they all prostrated themselves in front of Li Heng, refusing to let Li Heng leave this palace.

There was one person among them, kneeling and straightening up.

"The late Emperor has just been laid to rest, and his bones are not yet cold. He is still looking at His Majesty in the sky. Your Majesty has left this time, not observing the funeral ceremony, but only hunting and having fun. Aren't you afraid of being punished by God?!"

Divine punishment? !

Everyone's heart trembled. How dare you dare to be so tough on the emperor?

The speaker is Pei Du, Duke of Jin.

This is the main top laner for Emperor Xianzong of the Tang Dynasty to reduce his vassal status. Not only can he fight, but he also has a lot of health.

Pei Du was good at both civil and military affairs and had gone through six dynasties. After ADC Wu Yuanheng was assassinated, he became the prime minister on his behalf. Later, seeing that the generals were too slow to pacify the feudal town, he simply led the troops in person.

Since then, it has been more than 20 years since he was born.

Scholars of the generation such as Han Yu and Liu Yuxi were able to live safely under his protection.

He traveled to and from China and abroad for twenty years, and was concerned about the safety of the country and the importance of the times. People at the time compared him to the contemporary Guo Gong (Guo Ziyi).

The only official in the court who dared to assert his authority was Pei Du.

really.

As soon as Pei Du said this, Wang Shoucheng and others also shut up, stopped going too far, and chose to let Li Heng face it alone.

The new dynasty has just been established. Although they all have great power now, they don't want to force Pei Du. After all, Pei Du's prestige in the hearts of people in the world is too great. Even the governor of the feudal town met with Pei Du. They all have to kneel down and call daddy.

Such people cannot be killed or scolded, and can only be gradually marginalized.

In history, Pei Du was indeed treated in this way, and his real power was reduced step by step. In the end, he simply returned to Luoyang, received the false title of Zhongshuling, and ended his life.

At this moment, Li Heng's face turned red due to Pei Du's rebuke. He was questioned by his own ministers in public that he had been punished by God. He really couldn't hold back his face.

"you you you…"

He raised his hand and pointed at Pei Du's nose, groaning for a long time.

Swinging his sleeves violently.

"No one can stop me from going hunting today!"

"It's useless even if the late Emperor comes! I said so!"

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PS: I wanted to write a side story about Ji Boying's journey through the mountains and flowing water, but unfortunately I didn't have time. It was really difficult. (End of chapter)

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