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Chapter 200 My mouth is so swollen!
Gu Zhongyu picked up a basin of water and poured it on his head to wet his whole body, and then picked up a bag of fruit. This was obtained by the male protagonist Cheng Dongqing for half a month's food expenses, just to give it to the goddess Su Mei. Sheep belongs to Sheep.

Su Mei, played by Gao Yuanyuan, was lying on the bed in a hospital gown, looking like she was beyond love.

"Get out!" When Su Mei saw the toad at the door, she finally said her second words to Cheng Dongqing since they met.

Cheng Dongqing, who was all wet, wiped his glasses with a bit of stubbornness like memorizing a dictionary, stepped into the infectious disease ward, and took a few steps forward.

"Did you hear me? I told you to get out."

There was even a hint of grievance in Su Mei's third sentence to Cheng Dongqing. People who are sick are more vulnerable, and this toad was the first to see the white swan.

In the original movie, Su Mei was a cold goddess. Her interpersonal relationships were average. No one dared to visit her when she had pneumonia. The most important thing is her personality, which can be said to be a bitch and annoying.

In the original plot of the movie, she met an old white man with curly hair not long after she went to the United States, and had sex with him in broad daylight in a park (this scene was deleted before it was released, but it can still be found online, it's disgusting) ), then turned around and called Cheng Dongqing and dumped him.

It is normal for lovers in a foreign country to break up, especially in the 80s when overseas travel was popular. Many couples went to the United States together and ended up getting divorced. Jiang Wen's TV series "Yenjing People in New York" tells this type of story.

But this kind of behavior of first cheating on someone and then calling to break up is very disgusting, so when Gu Zhongyu originally wrote the script, he decisively deleted these crazy plots to avoid disgusting the audience and himself.

Cheng Dongqing heard Su Mei's words clearly, because his body stiffened, but it was just stiff, and then he immediately strode to the bedside, his steps as stiff as a soldier being inspected, walking in goose steps. Fearless stubbornness.

This is a small step for being a dog licker, but it is a giant step for the hero’s life!

The white swan finally realized that this toad was in the year of the Ox and was completely unreasonable, so he had to turn away and avoid talking face to face: "You can go away, it will be contagious."

Facts have proved that even a silly goose will have a day when his heart will be blessed and his fortune will be opened.

Cheng Dongqing did not obey the white swan's intention. Instead, he rushed over with courageous determination, pulled Su Mei's tearful face, and kissed her heavily...

That couldn't even be considered a kiss. It would be more appropriate to call it "gnawing". It was stiff, reckless, and without any skills. This was Cheng Dongqing's first kiss.

Zhang Zilin, who was watching the two people filming in the studio, couldn't help but clenched her fists. Although she was mentally prepared, she still couldn't hold back after seeing such an exciting scene with her own eyes.

She finally understood the mentality of the male protagonists in the novel who were confronted by minotaurs!

Bai Lu felt like dozing off just looking at it, that's it?

Teacher Gu is usually much wilder than this. There is no movie where Cheng Dongqing is so shy and kisses so carefully. Basically, he just goes for it!

Gu Zhongyu was actually feeling quite uncomfortable at this time. He hadn't done a passionate scene for a long time. It wasn't that he was unfamiliar with it, but he felt so uncomfortable suppressing himself. It was really hard for him to pretend to be an innocent boy.

Gao Yuanyuan was very fierce and looked like she wanted to eat people. Gu Delai's mouth was sore from her bite!

"Ka! Teacher Gu, you are too dull. Although this is Cheng Dongqing's first kiss, when facing his goddess, he should still be full of fanaticism and show...his usual style."

Chen Kexin originally wanted to show off your enthusiasm for the kiss scene with Liu Yufei last time, but when he thought that there were at least three women here who had unclear relationships with Gu Zhongyu, he held back his words.

"OK director."

"Okay, return the machine to its original position and start again."

Gu Zhongyu returned to his original position and tried again. This time he showed enthusiasm, but to his surprise, Gao Yuanyuan acted abnormally, and her saliva even flowed out during the kiss!

I don’t know if he is greedy for Gu Zhongyu’s body, or if he is hungry and uses his mouth to chew on him like sausage!

Next, Gao Yuanyuan seemed like a newcomer who just debuted. She suddenly lost her ability to act. She was either too involved or too grandiose, or she seemed more anxious than the male protagonist, and she failed several times in a row.

Gu Zhongyu: ...

How about we go find a deserted place to satisfy your physiological needs, eldest sister?
Wouldn’t it be better for us to film this scene again after it’s all over?
Chen Kexin held up his forehead. Are you kidding? Such a simple kiss scene can actually make two experienced actors NG several times?
Zhang Zilin looked at Wo Huo, Bai Bin looked at it and shook his head, and Bai Lu said that it was very interesting and would like to do it a few more times. She just secretly took out her mobile phone and took a picture of Gao Yuanyuan drooling.

"I'm talking about Yuanyuan! It's better not to get too emotional when filming. Let's try to get by. Let's finish work early in the evening and go eat hot pot."

Even Yu Qian, who didn't know much about acting, could see that Gao Yuanyuan came with a little emotion.

"I'm sorry! I'm out of shape today, which delayed the filming progress. I'll make some adjustments." Gao Yuanyuan also felt that she had gone too far. Even though she was resentful of Gu Zhongyu, she shouldn't delay the hard work of the entire crew.

Both of them adjusted their state, and finally performed normally this time. Gao Yuanyuan performed Su Mei's resistance, helplessness, touch and a trace of the sour smell of love when kissing Cheng Dongqing.

"Why you? Why you, Cheng Dongqing?" Su Mei's words can only be regarded as a sigh. Gently, with choking and sadness, the proud white swan lowered her beautiful neck.

This can be regarded as a case of successfully chasing a goddess by licking a dog. Of course, it cannot be imitated in reality, otherwise it will be a trivial matter to get into the game. If you have close contact with a pneumonia patient, you will really be infected.

It was in his junior year that the male protagonist Cheng Dongqing finally paid a heavy price for love - he took a year off from school because of tuberculosis and because of that bold and reckless kiss.

"it is finally over!"

Gu Zhongyu's mouth was almost unconscious from the kiss. He had never thought that a kiss scene was so difficult to shoot.

As a result, as soon as he walked out of the ward where he was filming, all the staff members immediately covered their mouths when they saw him, as if he had bad breath.

"Hahahaha!"

Seeing his look, Zhang Zilin couldn't help but laugh out loud. Chen Kexin, Da Wei and others were also working hard to restrain their desire to laugh.

"Pfft... Gu... Teacher Gu, you must be considered a work-related injury, right?" Deng Chao was a man who couldn't hide his smile, and he was very happy when he saw him acting like this.

"What's going on?" Gu Zhongyu was confused. He subconsciously touched his face. When he touched his lips, he felt something was wrong.

Bai Lu, who was also laughing non-stop, kindly brought over a makeup mirror and let him take a picture.

"Fuck!"

I saw that he was still handsome in the mirror, but that mouth...

It was red and swollen, as if there were two sausages hanging from it!
It's very similar to the way Ouyang Feng, played by Tony Leung Chiu-wai, looks like after accidentally taking Wu Du Powder in "East and West". "Gao Yuanyuan!"

"What's the name! Your mouth is swollen because it's your own fault. Why am I fine? Please reflect on yourself. Have you eaten too much to get angry lately, or are you feeling weak?"

Gao Yuanyuan, who was walking out of the door at this moment, also covered her face and snickered. She didn't expect that a kiss of ten minutes would turn Gu Scumbag into a sausage mouth, which was an unexpected surprise.

I had heard news before that lovers' mouths were red and swollen after kissing, but I didn't expect that it would happen to him today because of filming a kissing scene.

If word spreads about this, what we know is that Teacher Gu is too devoted and dedicated to filming; what he doesn’t know is that he thought he was having a sexual outburst on the set!

Although she was a little angry when she saw her boyfriend filming a kissing scene with other women in public, the look of his sausage mouth really amused her. Zhang Zilin even pulled Gu Zhongyu over and forcibly took a photo of him.

"Promise me, you can take the photo, but don't show this photo to anyone, okay?" Gu Zhongyu begged softly, pouting his sausage mouth.

"Don't worry! I love you so much, why would I show it to others?"

Why does this conversation feel weird? It seems to be the beginning of a certain domestic movie. The girl begs her boyfriend not to show the video to others.

Why did I let her take ugly photos of me like this?

I'm so pure in love!
"You are so dedicated, Teacher Gao. You worked so hard, and it took almost half an hour to shoot a kiss scene." After laughing, Zhang Zilin did not forget to ridicule Gao Yuanyuan, the instigator.

"Dedicated? It's okay. I can make a living, but I'm still a little worried. How will I film the next scene?"

"What's the next scene?"

Gao Yuanyuan pretended to be surprised and asked: "Didn't Teacher Gu tell you? The male and female protagonists have a boat scene to shoot next. I think it takes half an hour to shoot a kissing scene now. By then, the boat scene will not take more than an hour." All day long!”

"what?"

Hearing this, Zhang Zilin felt like a bolt from the blue. Why are you, an old woman, waiting for me here?
Then he turned to look at Gu Zhongyu angrily, you wrote the script, is this how you usually arrange benefits for yourself?

Well, in the movie, Cheng Dongqing did come once before Su Mei went abroad. How could Gu Zhongyu think so much when he wrote the script? Anyway, he tacitly agreed that the male protagonist would be him, so he would suffer a little loss.

Zhang Zilin can tolerate it if she is filming with other women, but Gao Yuanyuan is still Gu Zhongyu's ex-girlfriend, if the two of them...

Forget it, forget it, all the bullshit was blown out last night, you have to be more cautious, otherwise sooner or later, you will be beaten to death by these little bitches, and then you will be advantaged by other women in vain.

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After the day's filming was completed, Uncle Yu served as host and invited everyone to have hot pot together. More than a dozen people sat around the stove.

Although he was just a guest star with no pay, Yu Qian never paid attention to the small amount of money for a meal. He came today just because of Gu Zhongyu's face, and seeing so many big names here, he naturally wanted to make friends. Ichiban.

Deng Chao casually picked up a piece of fat beef roll and put it into his mouth. He was so burned that his teeth were bared. After he managed to swallow it, he casually asked: "Brother Qian! Why don't you call Teacher Guo too? I heard that others are here too." Door, how fun would it be if you two came together?"

Yu Qian waved his hand and said: "After leaving Deyun Club, I never called him!"

This is when Bai Bin asked curiously: "Why? Don't you two have a good relationship?"

Yu Qian explained: "Because we are not from the same place."

Yu Qian and Guo Degang on the stage are both partners and brothers. They support each other, support each other, and achieve each other.

The performances on stage are in perfect harmony, and the interactions off stage on social media are frequent and intimate. However, in private dinners, the two rarely eat together.

Regarding this issue, Guo Degang complained about Yu Qian and said: "Yu Qian can attend 8 dinners a day, meet 1000 people, and talk and laugh happily. But I can't. I am more introverted and have social phobia. In a year, the number of times I go out for dinner Less than 10 times, when I meet someone I don’t know sitting at the same table, I will ask myself: Should you go or should I go?”

Guo Degang doesn't drink, smoke, or play cards. He just goes out to meet each other and makes a cup of tea by himself. Everyone thinks he's very boring.

At a certain dinner, Guo Degang received an invitation, and Yu Qian also received an invitation.Faced with this situation, they had an idea in their minds: could they attend this dinner together and see if they could overcome each other's problems.

That night, Guo Degang and Yu Qian arrived at the restaurant on time.They walked into the private room and saw other unfamiliar faces on the table.Guo Degang felt nervous, but he silently insisted on staying. He decided to face this challenge and try to communicate with others.Yu Qianze always remained calm and composed, chatting and laughing happily.

Although he reluctantly stayed until the end, Guo Degang's introversion and social fear made him always uncomfortable with parties and social situations, while Yu Qian had no pressure and was able to communicate with others easily.

"So! He will definitely not come when there are so many people. I know that without even asking."

Zhang Zilin smacked her lips and looked in disbelief: "I didn't expect Teacher Guo to be so active on stage, but to be so socially fearful in private? The contrast is a bit big!"

At this time, Chen Kexin explained to her: "Zilin, you don't see it often. In fact, many comedians are like this, because a person's emotions are limited, and his energy is always consumed by performances, so he usually only I can be more silent and accumulate strength to let the audience see a happier version of myself."

The most typical example in China is Zhou Xingxing, who performs nonsensically on stage but is taciturn in private.

There are also comedy masters Chaplin, Mr. Bean, and Jim Carrey. There is a huge contrast between their real-life personalities and their own on-screen characters.

Because it is really painful to make others happy, including Shen Teng, who later became famous. In fact, it is the same in private. He does not like to socialize and talk. He is often photographed alone in a corner and is in a daze.

Hearing this, Gao Yuanyuan said: "Tsk tsk tsk, it's so difficult to be a comedian! Fortunately, I gave up my dream of being a comedian not long after my debut."

"Yuanyuan, why do you want to be a comedian when you are so beautiful? The one who wants to be a comedian should be someone like my wife." Chen Kexin said with a smile. His wife Wu Junru is a well-known comedian.

"After you finish Director Chen, I will tell Sister Jun Ru later."

"That's right. She even uses this as a talking point. Why is Mr. Gu silent tonight?"

Only then did Gu Zhongyu raise his head, revealing his increasingly rosy sausage mouth, and said: "I'm tired and don't want to talk, and I feel that this hot pot is not very friendly to me. My mouth has become bigger again, and I'm about to change from sausage to Jinhua ham!" "

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Everyone present was so amused by Gu Zhongyu that they burst out laughing!
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(End of this chapter)