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Chapter 285 Silly Baitang meets Bitch Za for the first time

Nazha and Tang Yan looked at each other, both looking for faults in the other.

Tang Yan: This girl looks so white! He still has the appearance of an ethnic minority. Gu Zhongyu, a scumbag, has really good eyesight, but he is too bitchy. He is obviously not as innocent and lovely as this girl!

Nazha: She is another old woman, and she still has the beauty of a fairy sword. She still pretends to be young despite her age. When you two get older, the entertainment industry will be my world!

Although they disliked each other deeply in their hearts, they still had to work hard on the surface. Nazha smiled and stretched out her hand: "Hey, I loved watching Teacher Tang in Sword and Sword III, and your role as Solanum Solanum was great!"

God damn nightshade, I’m playing Zixuan!

"Nazha isn't bad either. I've also seen the one you played...what's that one's name?" Tang Yan wasn't being yin and yang, she really had never seen the TV series played by Nazha.

But of course Nazha didn't think so. She felt that Tang Yan was mocking her for not being famous.

"Oh, she has acted in "The Twelve Hours of Chang'an" before, but she doesn't have many works. If there is any chance in the future, I hope I can take care of Nazaha!"

"sure!"

At this time, the sales manager came with two people. He was a middle-aged man in his thirties. When he saw Gu Zhongyu and the three of them, he smiled crookedly. Now he could place a big order!

The two girls started picking and choosing, just like shopping. They didn't know much about cars. They basically looked at the color first, then chose the model. Then, under the explanation of the salesperson, they got in one by one and tried it out. It seemed that they would make a decision in a short while. No…

Gu Zhongyu was much simpler, and directly made requirements to the manager: First, it must have good earthquake resistance, preferably if there are several people fighting inside, but it looks like a rock on the outside.

The second important thing is that the interior space is large, and a few [-]-meter tall men can sit in it easily and comfortably, and they can lie down or lie down.

The third important thing is that the interior sound insulation effect is good, the privacy is high, and it has a full partition. Last time Gu Zhongyu experienced it in Deng Chao's car. The partition was indeed very practical. He and Sun Li made such a big fuss, and Deng Chao didn't either. reaction.

After listening to Gu Zhongyu's request, the manager looked strange. After selling cars for so many years, he certainly knew what rich people wanted these functions for.

As expected, you are still a showbiz in the entertainment industry!

"Then you have to take a look at our Rolls-Royce Series II model, which is newly launched this year. It has a classic double-door design, large space, and partitions. It uses 6 mm double-coated sound insulation material, even the inside of the tire. There is also sound-proof foam on the edge. Even if a gunfight occurs inside, it will be difficult to hear it outside..."

The manager introduced it eloquently, and Gu Zhongyu took it for a test drive. It was indeed good. Even if he and Zhang Daniu, who is [-] meters tall, were tossing here in the future, they would not feel crowded.

"how much is it?"

"A sincere benefit of RMB 828 million, including all services including decoration, insurance, vehicle inspection, and listing."

It's so expensive!

Even if eight million is enough to buy a townhouse in a remote area of ​​Yanjing, there is still room for appreciation!

But for the sake of a happy life, Gu Zhongyu decided to buy it. After all, it was much more comfortable than his Maybach, and it was a new model. If it was more expensive, just be more expensive!

At this time, he saw that Tang Yan seemed to have chosen a car that he was satisfied with, so he walked over and asked, "Have you decided what car to buy?"

"I don't quite understand the red one on the left. How about Teacher Gu help me take a look?"

The sales lady next to her explained: "Ms. Tang is really discerning. This is the Maserati Ghibli, a third-generation model that made its global debut at the Shanghai Auto Show in April this year... This is the only one we have here at the moment."

Sure enough, Maserati's elegant exterior design is the most popular among girls.

"Yes, it suits your temperament very well, you are elegant and generous!"

Tang Yan blushed and felt a little embarrassed when Gu Zhongyu suddenly praised her. However, the car was indeed very nice and she decided to buy it immediately.

"Yeah! This car looks good. What is it called?"

Naza appeared out of nowhere, rested her head on Gu Zhongyu's shoulder, and asked the sales lady to explain it to her again.

After listening, she nodded and said that this car is good and I want it.

"Ah... we only have one car at the moment. If we bring a second one, it will have to be tomorrow at the earliest. Those two ladies, which one of you is willing to wait first?"

Nazha and Tang Yan immediately pointed at each other and said in unison: Her!

"Nazha! I took a fancy to this car first. If you want it, pay now and they can deliver it to your door tomorrow." Tang Yan, who has always been good-tempered, was a little angry at this moment. She didn't know why. First come, first served?

"Sister Tangtang, you don't know, I'm in a hurry. Deng Chao has asked me to be the second female lead in a movie. I'm going to rush there right away, but I'm short of a car. Just let me go. I'll treat you to dinner later." !”

Wouldn't you take a taxi, take the bus, or take the subway in such a hurry?

Teacher Gu shouts so affectionately, why don't you ask him to give it to you?

"Just give it to me, Sister Tang Yan!"

"It really doesn't work this time, why don't you look at other cars?"

……

The two women were fighting over this car. Gu Zhongyu on the side felt that Nazha was really a fighting chicken, and she still had to fight for such a small thing!

"Excuse me, madam, how much does this car cost?" The car he promised to give to Naza was worth [-] yuan, and this new Maserati seemed to cost more than that.

"The current selling price is 89.8."

Ugh, that's easy!

Gu Zhongyu pulled Nazha, who was still chattering, and told her that the price of the car had exceeded today's budget. Don't compete with Tang Yan, it was pointless.

Unexpectedly, Nazha also said adamantly: She is not afraid if the budget exceeds, she will pay for the extra money herself!

Who told you to laugh at me for not being famous? I don’t want to make steamed buns to gain reputation. Don’t think that you, Tang Yan, are a big star because you are great.

I, Nazha, want to suppress your arrogance today. In terms of acting skills and dedication, I am not inferior to you. In terms of appearance and figure, I am better than you!

"Stop arguing with Tang Yan. You don't have to pay for the price difference. I allow you to buy a car of the same grade as that Maserati. Is that okay?"

"Really?" Naza's originally swollen little face suddenly smiled like a morning glory.

"When did I lie to you? Go and apologize to Tang Yan. Don't always offend the seniors in the circle."

Nazha happily walked up to Tang Yan and said with a smile: "Sorry, Sister Tangtang, I was confused for a moment and shouldn't have snatched this car from you. You have a lot, so don't argue with me!"

Why did this little goblin suddenly change his gender?

"It's okay. Everyone loves beauty. This car is really nice. If you really like it, I can lend it to you to drive when I'm not in Yanjing."

"No need, Sister Tangtang." Nazha grabbed Gu Zhongyu's arm next to her and said proudly, "Teacher Gu said that I have performed well during this period and wants to give me a car. I am so happy. This is the first time someone has given it to me. Such a valuable gift.”

NM!

It's amazing to have a man give you a car, right?

It’s as if no one has a man to deliver the car, I...I...       MD!

I really don’t have any! Not only was there no man to send the car, but not long ago there was a scumbag who gave away half of his car. The gap between people is really bigger than that of pigs.

Gu Zhongyu is really willing to spend money to pick up girls. A car worth [-] yuan is given away as a gift. If she had met such a rich man when she first debuted, she would probably be under his jeans.

Alas, Gu Zhongyu's head was pounding. He began to reflect, had he been too indulgent towards Nazha, the troublemaker?

It seems that I have to find time to hammer it out!

After buying the car, Tang Yan left. Gu Zhongyu wanted to invite her to a meal or something, but he declined. After all, she was already full of anger after what Naza said.

Great, woman, you have successfully caught my attention!

Although Gu Zhongyu agreed to buy Nazha a car worth [-] yuan, he did not expect that Nazha unexpectedly declined this time, and finally chose an Audi that cost less than [-] yuan.

Women are truly the most elusive creatures in the world!

However, troublemakers still need to be taught a lesson. It happened that Gu Zhongyu’s Rolls-Royce Phantom also needed to be opened, so he took the new car back home with Naza. In the garage, he and his classmate Naza actually tested the car. The vehicle’s earthquake resistance.

Well, the manager didn't brag, the car is really good, and my mother no longer has to worry about me being constrained when driving in the future.

……

Early the next morning, Gu Zhongyu drove Nazha to the old alleys of Yanjing. This was one of the filming locations for Deng Chao's new film "The Breakup Master". Nazha was going to make a guest appearance, and he happened to come to visit.

When they arrived, the male protagonist Deng Chao was changing into a new look, a very eye-catching look!

Deng took off his jeans towards him and asked the prop master to cut two big holes on both sides of his buttocks.

That's not all. There were 8 rolls of gauze wrapped around the underwear, which highlighted the buttocks.

This look just debuted.

The entire staff was dumbfounded.

Then the whole room burst into laughter. Yang Mi pointed at Deng Chao with one hand and covered her lips with one hand, laughing out loud. Gu Zhongyu and Nazha couldn't help but laugh along with everyone.

The main reason is that Deng Chao kept wagging his butt in a coquettish manner when he was doing this look, because he has a more serious and upright appearance. This created a contrast and made him feel funny.

Deng Chao heard Gu Zhongyu's laughter in the crowd, trotted over, and shouted in a tone similar to that of a eunuch: "Hey, who is here? Isn't this our Teacher Gu and the beautiful Miss Naza?"

Such a mean look made Gu Zhongyu really want to beat him!

It cannot be said that Deng Chao has no comedy talent. At least he is willing to take risks and can make people look embarrassed. In the normal entertainment industry, it is very difficult for an actor with a background in dramas like him to reach this status. It's hard for me to perform comedy like a clown anymore.

Zhou Xingxing chose him to be the leading actor in "Mermaid" because of this advantage.

It's just that going too far is not enough, and it doesn't work to go all the way in comedy. Later, Deng Chao acted in too many comedies and variety shows, which caused the audience's impression of him to change. When he acted in serious movies, people didn't buy it. .

Nazha praised: "Brother Chao is indeed a good actor. He can play any type of role with ease. I think Zhou Xingxing's successor should be you."

"Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand. Zhou Xingxing's successor is not a good title."

"Why?" Yang Mi came over at this time, wearing a woolen hat and an earth-yellow jacket, looking like a girl from Beijing who had never seen the world.

Gu Zhongyu explained: "Because Zhang Weijian, Ge Minghui and Zhang Jiahui, who were once hailed as the three successors of Zhou Xingxing, all ended in failure. Among them, Ge Minghui has been unable to find this person."

After Zhou Xingxing became popular, the entertainment industry in Hong Kong tried to support another comedy king, but they failed without exception.

In "The King of Thousand Kings 1999" directed by Wang Jin in 2000, Zha Zhahui was praised for his strength, but Xingye's brilliance was difficult to bury, and everyone was watching him. The few comedies that Zha Zhahui acted in later were met with mediocre response, and he went dormant for a long time. Later, he rejuvenated his career by starring in police movies.

Needless to say, Ge Minghui, Wang Jin praised him in "The Gambler 2", and even in "The Deadly Grass", Ge Minhui's role surpassed Zhou Xingxing's.

But the protagonist played by this dear friend is not very funny, and even looks silly. Although Zhou Xingxing occasionally plays a fool in the movie, he prefers to pretend to be a pig and eat the tiger; in comparison, Ge Minhui looks It's really a bit stupid.

I imitated Zhou Xingxing, but did not imitate the essence at all. In these two movies, he was completely crushed by Xingye. After a few years of struggling, he soon fell to the point where he had nothing to film.

Zhang Weijian was once considered one of the actors who can rival Zhou Xingxing. He has a good image and is also good at showing handsomeness and coolness in his acting style.

In order to praise him, Wang Jin even invited Andy Lau, Aaron Kwok, Ekin Cheng, Simon Yam and other superstars to play with him in the movie "Super School Bully".

But because Zhang Weijian's imitation of Stephen Chow is too obvious. Not only did it not attract attention, it also received a lot of controversy.

Zhou Xingxing plays Wei Xiaobao, and he also plays Wei Xiaobao. The plot is also a modified version of Zhou Xingxing's movie~

Zhou Xingxing filmed "Shaolin Soccer", and he made "Kung Fu Soccer"~

Zhou Xingxing didn't take it seriously at first, until the appearance of "Kung Fu Football" disgusted him so much that he publicly criticized the show: the plot was patchwork, and everything from the story to the characters was obviously plagiarized from his own movie "Kung Fu Football" two years ago. Shaolin Soccer".

In response to this plagiarism incident, Stephen Chow's Xinghui Company directly sent a lawyer's letter to Huanyu Company, the investor in the play. For this reason, Stephen Chow directly broke up with World boss Lin Xiaoming and warned Zhang Weijian. And Zhang Weijian was also ridiculed by the media for "borrowing Stephen Chow's hype and eating Stephen Chow's leftovers"

Zhang Weijian, who was furious, stopped being polite and directly changed his name to "Mr. Zhou".

Zhang Weijian bluntly said: "Who stipulates that only he can make football movies? Although Shaolin Football was released early, I actually proposed to TVB to make "Little Football" as early as the late 90s. Who copied and who returned? I don’t know! Besides, I’m just an actor, and other things are not under my control, so I don’t know.

This is telling lies with open eyes. The story line of "Shaolin Soccer" is plagiarized from Zhou Xingxing, and even a blind person can see it.

In recent years, Zhang Weijian has basically become cold and can only film some anti-war dramas. He will soon return to Hong Kong to make a living.

Just because of the influence of the curse of "Zhou Xingxing's heir", the media basically no longer use this term to describe newly rising stars.

Not to mention the entertainment industry, which is inherently superstitious about metaphysics and is even more secretive about this title. Currently, only Lu Zhengyu, Zhou Xingxing’s current assistant, should be the last one to be called that.

(End of this chapter)